I bought a new Xbox 360 today which means I am now free to destroy my other one which is responsible for damaging my Fallout 3 and FIFA 2009 beyond repair.
I was originally going to run it over with my friend's Landrover but he sold it a few weeks so I need a new idea. I'm currently thinking of doing something with fireworks.
Any thoughts?
I'm going to film it so it needs to look cool.
throw it off somewhere really high
Fill it up with motor oil, toss a match and some fireworks inside?
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1666393I bought a new Xbox 360 today which means I am now free to destroy my other one which is responsible for damaging my Fallout 3 and FIFA 2009 beyond repair.
The evil device must pay.
Kick it off a really high place. You know, like a goal kick. But from the roof of a high building.
Or sell it to a 12 year old for like 100 bucks and tell him he must've wrecked it on his way home
Use it as a step to get into your bed and take a picture of the damage that this causes daily for a year, then compile the images into a video and put it on youtube.
Or burn it.
happened to my xbox aswell, it just means the cd tray has slipped downwards so a bit of plastic underneath it is poking up and scratching the cd. to fix, open xbox and list up disk tray, put blutack underneath, and enjoy.
at least it worked for mine
on topic though, burn it
But hey, you COULD combine the Fifa and Fallout anger by kicking it off of a high ledge, as stated, into some suburban ruins. Awesome.
Preferably nuclear wasteland
Anybody know if its legal to own liquid nitrogen and if so can you buy it online?
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1666410Anybody know if its legal to own liquid nitrogen and if so can you buy it online?
It is legal, but the easiest place to get it is(obviously) a lab, or a science university.
smuggle it into a friends house and whenever they go to the bathroom switch their xbox for yours, when they reenter the room hide the camera or don't i guess it doesn't matter and just start smashing the xbox with a hammer while screaming something this is what you get for fucking my girl or something plausible like that and record his reaction.
Quote from: PEYOTE;1666412smuggle it into a friends house and whenever they go to the bathroom switch their xbox for yours, when they reenter the room hide the camera or don't i guess it doesn't matter and just start smashing the xbox with a hammer while screaming something this is what you get for fucking my girl or something plausible like that and record his reaction.
This. Please do this.
Just do that thing from Office Space.
Or burn it.
EDIT: Actually, Peyote's idea is the best, as long as your friend doesn't kick the shit outta you.
EDIT EDIT: Sorry, for a second I forgot that you're MonstermunchClock. Nobody kicks the shit out of MOTHERFUCKING MONSTERMUNCH CLOCK, BITCH!
Quote from: PEYOTE;1666412smuggle it into a friends house and whenever they go to the bathroom switch their xbox for yours, when they reenter the room hide the camera or don't i guess it doesn't matter and just start smashing the xbox with a hammer while screaming something this is what you get for fucking my girl or something plausible like that and record his reaction.
i hereby change everybodies answer to this
Quote from: PEYOTE;1666412smuggle it into a friends house and whenever they go to the bathroom switch their xbox for yours, when they reenter the room hide the camera or don't i guess it doesn't matter and just start smashing the xbox with a hammer while screaming something this is what you get for fucking my girl or something plausible like that and record his reaction.
I've just spent like 10 minutes reading this and contemplating how I would do it.
The two main problems are:
A) Actually getting an object that size into their house without raising suspicions. I'd need a good reason why I had a large bag with me.
B) Only two of my friends actually own an Xbox 360. One of them lives too far away for me to just casually turn up. And the other is an absolute psycho who would just straight up attack me.
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1666417Just do that thing from Office Space.
A bunch of people have done that on youtube and it looks fucking gay.
Invite other people, and have everyone take turns with a hammer.
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1666437Invite other people, and have everyone take turns with a hammer.
I'm actually thinking of standing in the street with a baseball bat or a sledgehammer and asking random passers-by to fuck it up.
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1666438I'm actually thinking of standing in the street with a baseball bat or a sledgehammer and asking random passers-by to fuck it up.
This is also good.
Mayan sacrifice. Cut out your heart and kick the Xbox down the temple steps. Then throw yourself off the steps a well.
it would be funny if you brought it into like, gamestop or some equivalent, and be like "my xbox isn't working right, its making a bad noise yada yada etc...
Then somehow have some sort of way to make it like blow up or start smoking and watch them like freak out over it...
Ambitious, but nothing overly quixotic for the clockcrew.
Quote from: Navin R. Johnson;1666408happened to my xbox aswell, it just means the cd tray has slipped downwards so a bit of plastic underneath it is poking up and scratching the cd. to fix, open xbox and list up disk tray, put blutack underneath, and enjoy.
Quote from: Hannah Montana;1666401salvage the inner parts and sell them on ebay
Either one of these
Quote from: PEYOTE;1666412smuggle it into a friends house and whenever they go to the bathroom switch their xbox for yours, when they reenter the room hide the camera or don't i guess it doesn't matter and just start smashing the xbox with a hammer while screaming something this is what you get for fucking my girl or something plausible like that and record his reaction.
or this
Quote from: Topcatyo;1666448Mayan sacrifice. Cut out your heart and kick the Xbox down the temple steps. Then throw yourself off the steps a well.
Rip out the motherboard with your bare hands, then throw it in the ceremonial fire and kick the xbox.
eat it
Quote from: Joey;1666484eat it
Get the motherboard deep-fried at Jones Good-Ass BBQ & Foot Massage.
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1666438I'm actually thinking of standing in the street with a baseball bat or a sledgehammer and asking random passers-by to fuck it up.
then while they're destroying it you run up and say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY XBOX" and the guy asking the passer bys runs away
Quote from: ̵b̵a̵n̵n̵e̵d̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵r̵;1666497then while they're destroying it you run up and say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY XBOX" and the guy asking the passer bys runs away
This one sounds great.
take a shit in it and sell it
if it were me... I'd cannibalize it for spare parts as those parts inevitably die on the new 360.
I've done it before.
Just send it to me and imagine that I had destroyed it.
Become the Hulk.
For this, you will need access to agar, an incubator, some level of biology education(basically, just knowing the procedures of dealing with bacterial colonies safely), some Q-tips, a sledgehammer, a friend's kitchen floor, and a strong pair of lungs.
Coat the inside of your Xbox with a goodly thick layer of agar, swab some filthy-ass place with Q-tips, use these samples to grow a colony of bacteria inside it, and once you've got a good thick slimy fuzz all over the interior of the casing, take it to a friend's house and smash it with a sledgehammer while shouting "BEHOLD FUCKING LORD MONSTERMUNCH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, BITCH!!! THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL ALL OVER YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR! MOTHERFUCK!"
Dunk it in petrol/gasoline, or possibly fill it with a bag full, then drop it off a high place onto some flaming concrete. Get multiple camera angles.
OR
Instead of dropping it onto concrete, drop it onto a see saw or catapault or some shit and after it explodes on impact, launch the flaming xbox into a barrel of petrol fuck yeah
Pinata
shoot it and then teabag it.
Hollow it out and take a massive shit inside it. Weight it down with something like a brick and leave the top loose.
Leave it on the pavement outside your place and wait for somebody to pick it up.
Put a note inside saying "This is what happens to theives."
film it
Quote from: STUBZ;1666752Hollow it out and take a massive shit inside it. Weight it down with something like a brick and leave the top loose.
Leave it on the pavement outside your place and wait for somebody to pick it up.
Put a note inside saying "This is what happens to theives."
film it
hire this man!
Quote from: STUBZ;1666752Hollow it out and take a massive shit inside it. Weight it down with something like a brick and leave the top loose.
Leave it on the pavement outside your place and wait for somebody to pick it up.
Put a note inside saying "This is what happens to theives."
film it
i had the same basic idea, except you put the shell back together so it looks legit, leave it on somebodys doorstep and see if they take it inside with them
"OH BOY A FREE XBOX360! why does it smell so bad"
Save it until you have the money for a vacation, take it with you to the pyramids in Mexico City then ritually cut it open and throw the pieces down.
There's literally no security there so at most you'll piss off some tourists.
Stare directly at it. Your face will melt it.
well if you want to destroy a working xbox you could always try playing games on it
but since yours is broken i'd suggest keeping it near your bed so you can readily bludgeon anyone that breaks into your house with it
You could always just sell the parts. The hard drive alone will probably be worth a few bucks. Plenty of people sell their broken xboxes on ebay all the time you know.
Or you can use thermite.
Throw it off a flat with lit fireworks inside.
Throw it off the highest floor of the world trace cent- oh wait.
send the xbox to me.
Wait, you don't need to be a scientist or anything to get liquid nitrogen. It should be available at any welder's or industrial gas supply.
I buy some occasionally to make ice cream, I usually don't even have to show my driver's license. Depending on the supplier, you can get it as cheap as two dollars a gallon in bulk - it's only expensive if you don't have your own cryogenic dewar, but most suppliers will let you rent one.
passively aggressively point out its worthlessness
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1666438I'm actually thinking of standing in the street with a baseball bat or a sledgehammer and asking random passers-by to fuck it up.
That sounds good, but you should charge people five bucks to have a few hits at it.
Either that, or salvage the parts from the inside and sell them on eBay as someone else suggested.
Quote from: Sinister On Fire Clock;1666856Or you can use thermite.
This is a cool idea.
Burn it with some saltpeter and sugar. Maybe put some gasoline in closed waterbottles to make a big "woosh" explosion as well.
Throw an antimatter xbox at it.
Quote from: الله أكبر;1666940passively aggressively point out its worthlessness
this is a good idea do this
Quote from: ̵b̵a̵n̵n̵e̵d̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵r̵;1667078Throw an antimatter xbox at it.
lol