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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: AlbinoClock on September 18, 2009, 09:57:46 AM

Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 18, 2009, 09:57:46 AM
This may be old news by now, but what the fuck? Another mutant pig? Weirder than the last, too.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/this-little-piggys-just-weird/2007/03/07/1173166769353.html
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: FossilClock on September 18, 2009, 10:01:04 AM
China needs to stop photoshopping its fucking animals
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 18, 2009, 10:13:22 AM
Quote from: FossilClock;1667942China needs to stop photoshopping its fucking animals

You think the Sydney Morning Herald's putting out articles with shopped pictures in them?
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: FossilClock on September 18, 2009, 10:16:27 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1667943You think the Sydney Morning Herald's putting out articles with shopped pictures in them?
Not hardly
 
I am making a refrence to the fact that the pig looks like a bad photoshop brought into reality
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 18, 2009, 10:19:13 AM
Quote from: FossilClock;1667944Not hardly
 
I am making a refrence to the fact that the pig looks like a bad photoshop brought into reality

Oh. Well, looks like I'm making a sequel to Flying Pig Monkey.
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: SockpuppetClock on September 18, 2009, 10:26:44 AM
that's just oooooooodddddddd
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: TropicanaClock on September 18, 2009, 10:37:01 AM
KILL WITH FLAME
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 18, 2009, 10:38:27 AM
kill it with white phosphorus
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Post by: SilverCherryClock on September 18, 2009, 11:12:33 AM
this pig eats twice as much and is therefore a bourgeois pig

mao would have known what to do
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: Thor on September 18, 2009, 01:20:11 PM
I've seen a pig that looks exactly like this in a jar at a curiosity shop near where I live, so this leads me to believe it is not a very unusual mutation, just a rare one.
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: BunnyClock on September 18, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
Quote from: الله أكبر;1667956this pig eats twice as much and is therefore a bourgeois pig

mao would have known what to do

when did you stop being a mod?
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Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 18, 2009, 03:42:17 PM
Quote from: الله أكبر;1667956this pig eats twice as much and is therefore a bourgeois pig

mao would have known what to do

Mao never knows what to do. He does what he thinks is what should be done, and everyone just smiles and nods.
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Post by: Thunderbolt on September 18, 2009, 03:46:16 PM
Quote from: ̵b̵a̵n̵n̵e̵d̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵r̵;1667984I've seen a pig that looks exactly like this in a jar at a curiosity shop near where I live, so this leads me to believe it is not a very unusual mutation, just a rare one.
can you buy it?
Title: Wow, China fucking sucks at pigs
Post by: Thor on September 18, 2009, 04:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gray Fox;1668001can you buy it?
I don't think so. The shop has a bunch of crazy stuff like mummies and shrunken heads that they use to bring in tourists, and I know for a fact that stuff isn't for sale.

I think it also has a 2 headed cow on display.

If you're ever in Seattle, Washington pay a visit to "Ye Olde Curiosity Shop", it's awesome.
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Post by: BlackberryClock on September 18, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=4549608&page=1

^A human version
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Post by: AbsintheClock on September 18, 2009, 05:34:15 PM
This is what happens when you use human waste as fertilizer since 20000 BC.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 18, 2009, 06:06:28 PM
i don't think its weirder than pig monkey tbh it's a little cute
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Post by: PolearmClock on September 18, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: ̵b̵a̵n̵n̵e̵d̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵r̵;1668014I don't think so. The shop has a bunch of crazy stuff like mummies and shrunken heads that they use to bring in tourists, and I know for a fact that stuff isn't for sale.

I think it also has a 2 headed cow on display.

If you're ever in Seattle, Washington pay a visit to "Ye Olde Curiosity Shop", it's awesome.

Oh holy shit I know the place you're talking about, I haven't been there in a few years though.
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Post by: AmberArachnidClock on September 18, 2009, 11:49:39 PM
Quote from: From the articleIn 2004, a Dominican baby was born with a second head that was attached only to the first head, not the rest of her body. That condition, in which the second head is the product of a conjoined twin that stops developing in the womb, is known as craniopagus parasiticus. Surgery to remove the parastic twin killed the baby.
FUCKED UP.
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Post by: AlbinoClock on September 19, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
To hell with albinism, I am now FacialDuplicationClock
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Post by: TequilaClock on September 19, 2009, 04:33:54 PM
Quote from: Tropzilla;1667948KILL WITH FLAME
Sounds like a plan
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Post by: LimewireClock on September 19, 2009, 05:24:49 PM
Photoshopped pictures are used in papers all the time.
That's why I only believe things I see.
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Post by: Thunderbolt on September 19, 2009, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: Light Limewire ∞;1668619Photoshopped pictures are used in papers all the time.
That's why I only believe things I see.
thats why I dont believe the bible
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Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 19, 2009, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Gray Fox;1668620thats why I dont believe the bible

but BUT

PROVE ITS WRONG