Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 18, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 18, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
Recently demonstrated in Oklahoma, and I went to see them.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frandazza.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F11%2Fwestboro.jpg&hash=a354285a0499465d807c43251d3a8c022455fefc)
I found myself in almost total agreement with their word. They're quite intellectual as it just so happens.
Has anyone here experienced these prophets before? They're quite the spectacle.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frandazza.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F11%2Fwestboro.jpg&hash=a354285a0499465d807c43251d3a8c022455fefc)
I found myself in almost total agreement with their word. They're quite intellectual as it just so happens.
Has anyone here experienced these prophets before? They're quite the spectacle.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Fireman on September 18, 2009, 10:16:56 PM
Post by: Fireman on September 18, 2009, 10:16:56 PM
wait wut
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 18, 2009, 10:28:49 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 18, 2009, 10:28:49 PM
This is why i no longer have any faith in humanity.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: TapedeckClock on September 18, 2009, 10:29:25 PM
Post by: TapedeckClock on September 18, 2009, 10:29:25 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1668151This is why i no longer have any faith in humanity.
amen
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on September 18, 2009, 10:35:43 PM
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on September 18, 2009, 10:35:43 PM
they sure seem happy about all that.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 18, 2009, 10:37:06 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 18, 2009, 10:37:06 PM
Ignorance is bliss. Stupidity is ecstasy.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: TapedeckClock on September 18, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
Post by: TapedeckClock on September 18, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
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im sorry i dont want to join a bunch of rednecks preaching some sort of publicity stunt with no background to back it up.
im sorry i dont want to join a bunch of rednecks preaching some sort of publicity stunt with no background to back it up.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on September 18, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on September 18, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Wait, "God hates fags"?
That's preposterous. Why would Freddie Mercury hate himself?
That's preposterous. Why would Freddie Mercury hate himself?
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: bgryderclock on September 18, 2009, 11:28:01 PM
Post by: bgryderclock on September 18, 2009, 11:28:01 PM
The phrase and concept of a "fag enabler" would make a great cartoon.
"the fag enabler; circling the globe distributing lubricants, fauxhawk hair styles and redecorating tips."
"the fag enabler; circling the globe distributing lubricants, fauxhawk hair styles and redecorating tips."
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 19, 2009, 05:27:56 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 19, 2009, 05:27:56 AM
God is your enemy.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: F U Clock on September 19, 2009, 09:58:18 AM
Post by: F U Clock on September 19, 2009, 09:58:18 AM
I once suggested to my professor that the philosophy club take a field trip to one of their pickets to use the Socratic method to argue them into oblivion.
I think it's hilarious that they say anyone in the military supports the U.S., and anyone who supports the U.S. is a "fag enabler," (because apparently the U.S. really supports the gay agenda, by not letting them get married and shit) and is therefore doomed to Hell. And yet, don't these people pay taxes? Fuckin' fag enablers.
I think it's hilarious that they say anyone in the military supports the U.S., and anyone who supports the U.S. is a "fag enabler," (because apparently the U.S. really supports the gay agenda, by not letting them get married and shit) and is therefore doomed to Hell. And yet, don't these people pay taxes? Fuckin' fag enablers.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: BlackberryClock on September 19, 2009, 10:04:09 AM
Post by: BlackberryClock on September 19, 2009, 10:04:09 AM
They protested at OU for something like 30 minutes. What worthless people.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 19, 2009, 10:08:43 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on September 19, 2009, 10:08:43 AM
their goal is for you to talk about them
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PropagandaClock on September 19, 2009, 10:17:26 AM
Post by: PropagandaClock on September 19, 2009, 10:17:26 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg14.imageshack.us%2Fimg14%2F4741%2Fgodl.png&hash=b5b1a4a2e0dc8ca6e40ff31d28fe41965300cf38)
Beautifull. I love them :(
Beautifull. I love them :(
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Biblo on September 19, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
Post by: Biblo on September 19, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: Konata Izumi;1668160[u2]jN2pfbMqKeo[/u2]
im sorry i dont want to join a bunch of rednecks preaching some sort of publicity stunt with no background to back it up.
Chocolate Rain playing in the background as she talks was pretty funny
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 19, 2009, 11:22:24 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 19, 2009, 11:22:24 AM
They seem almost too extreme, like they could secretly be religion trolls.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: F U Clock on September 19, 2009, 12:14:27 PM
Post by: F U Clock on September 19, 2009, 12:14:27 PM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1668341They seem almost too extreme, like they could secretly be religion trolls.
I've thought this before too. That they're actually really good, self-sacrificing people who are doing this to show people how sometimes religion can be taken to too much of an extreme, and give us something to all unify against.
But I think they're really just douchebags.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PirateClock on September 19, 2009, 12:18:43 PM
Post by: PirateClock on September 19, 2009, 12:18:43 PM
why does he hate my tears? When i drink fizzy drinks to fast my eyes start to water ok! IM SORRY GOD, YOU FIZZY DRINK HATING S.O.B.!
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 19, 2009, 12:25:33 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 19, 2009, 12:25:33 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1668393why does he hate my tears?no he ATE your tears they just added an H by accident
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2009, 03:26:21 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2009, 03:26:21 PM
do the counter protesters ever do anything nice?
like give out free cookies and drank or something..
adding to the noise is adversarial, but it's not really constructive or different in any way other than being less insensitive.
like give out free cookies and drank or something..
adding to the noise is adversarial, but it's not really constructive or different in any way other than being less insensitive.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 19, 2009, 04:01:34 PM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 19, 2009, 04:01:34 PM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1668341like they could secretly be religion trolls.
I don't think it's a secret bro.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 19, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 19, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
I find it hard to believe that any group is stupid enough not to notice that they shouldn't really be following god if he hates them and considers them irredeemable, so I'm inclined to believe that these people are trolls.
On the other hand, though, there are some really fucking stupid people in the world.
On the other hand, though, there are some really fucking stupid people in the world.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 19, 2009, 11:57:38 PM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 19, 2009, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1668871On the other hand, though, there are some really fucking stupid people in the world.
People who believe in God for example.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 20, 2009, 01:02:39 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on September 20, 2009, 01:02:39 AM
Hey...
HEY.
Not cool.
HEY.
Not cool.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 20, 2009, 01:35:23 AM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 20, 2009, 01:35:23 AM
Evening Marlin...
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Topcatyo on September 20, 2009, 01:46:14 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on September 20, 2009, 01:46:14 AM
I'm surprised a thread about this subject went this long before its first all-encompassing religion bashing post.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: BinaryClock on September 20, 2009, 02:19:06 AM
Post by: BinaryClock on September 20, 2009, 02:19:06 AM
Quote from: Satellite;1668155they sure seem happy about all that.
They are definitely trolling the world and are barely restraining their giggles.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Soup Clock on September 20, 2009, 03:40:20 AM
Post by: Soup Clock on September 20, 2009, 03:40:20 AM
Anybody notice how WBC really needs to invest in a new graphic designer? The whole red/yellow/green gradient thing is getting a bit too... lame?
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: F U Clock on September 20, 2009, 11:08:31 AM
Post by: F U Clock on September 20, 2009, 11:08:31 AM
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1668871I find it hard to believe that any group is stupid enough not to notice that they shouldn't really be following god if he hates them and considers them irredeemable, so I'm inclined to believe that these people are trolls.
On the other hand, though, there are some really fucking stupid people in the world.
No dude, they're doing what they do because they're the only ones who will get into Heaven because they're the only ones in the world preaching the true word of God. Least that's what they say.
The most confusing aspect of their beliefs, and the one I really can't wrap my mind around is that, since they believe literally everything has a meaning in God's plan, every time someone dies of something other than age it means God has sent them to Hell. I realized this when a BBC documentarian asked one of Phelps' granddaughters if he'd be happy if a car came along and ran her over and killed her, to which her response was, "Well, I'd be in Hell, so yeah." Apparently if God chooses to kill someone in any way other than in their sleep it means he hates their ass and they're going straight to Hell. Really there's no justifiable sane defense for these people.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 20, 2009, 11:32:30 AM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 20, 2009, 11:32:30 AM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1669102they're going straight to Hell. Really there's no justifiable sane defense for these people.
...then what would be the point of making them in the first place? it's like building a $200 model kit with appropriate detailing at kitbashing, staring at it, then chucking it out.
Then again, I doubt sense means anything to these people. Who on earth preaches this shit anyway?
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 20, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 20, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1669118...then what would be the point of making them in the first place? it's like building a $200 model kit with appropriate detailing at kitbashing, staring at it, then chucking it out.
Well he only made Adam and Eve so he really couldn't give 2 shits about us inbreeding cunts.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PepperClock on September 20, 2009, 12:51:39 PM
Post by: PepperClock on September 20, 2009, 12:51:39 PM
yea someone posted the whole bbc special about the guy who tails them for like a whole week, gets to know them. They all live in like a sub community; basically a cult. Its really unsettling to know that they are real people behind what they're doing, and a lot of the younger people basically have their lives ruined because they are forced to grow up under this crazy church. The kids would get harassed at school and stuff, and they were only like 11, it's a drag =/.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: EtchASketchClock on September 20, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on September 20, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
Quote from: Konata Izumi;1668160[u2]jN2pfbMqKeo[/u2]I can't take 4chan protests seriously when their signs say things like "ANGRY SIGN >:3" and "PHELPS MAKES ME A SAD PANDA"
im sorry i dont want to join a bunch of rednecks preaching some sort of publicity stunt with no background to back it up.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 20, 2009, 09:32:45 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 20, 2009, 09:32:45 PM
I wonder how long it'll be before someone's car crashing into a group of them...
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: F U Clock on September 20, 2009, 09:59:00 PM
Post by: F U Clock on September 20, 2009, 09:59:00 PM
Quote from: GEARBAWKCS CLOCKKK;1669305I wonder how long it'll be before someone's car crashing into a group of them...
I don't know, but when it does they must think they're going to Hell because God wanted it to happen.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 20, 2009, 10:09:40 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 20, 2009, 10:09:40 PM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1669315I don't know, but when it does they must think they're going to Hell because God wanted it to happen.
Except that they will suddenly develop mass narcolepsy and fall asleep at the moment of impact! Praise the LORD!
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 20, 2009, 11:37:02 PM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 20, 2009, 11:37:02 PM
Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1669300I can't take 4chan protests seriously
UR DOIN IT WRONG
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: RomanClock on September 21, 2009, 12:20:32 AM
Post by: RomanClock on September 21, 2009, 12:20:32 AM
These people have reached a level of trolling that you can only dream of attaining.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Losperman on September 21, 2009, 04:02:29 AM
Post by: Losperman on September 21, 2009, 04:02:29 AM
I want to go to one of their protests just to hit on Jael Phelps.
"Hey, what's up? Picketing, huh? Cool, cool. So I'm going to Hell? That's cool. I'm sure I'll be able to stand the heat after meeting someone as hot as yourself." :cool:
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"Hey, what's up? Picketing, huh? Cool, cool. So I'm going to Hell? That's cool. I'm sure I'll be able to stand the heat after meeting someone as hot as yourself." :cool:
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Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: RabidClock on September 21, 2009, 06:03:18 AM
Post by: RabidClock on September 21, 2009, 06:03:18 AM
quick someone link to a losperman picture
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 21, 2009, 07:20:06 AM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 21, 2009, 07:20:06 AM
Quote from: The Batman;1669393I want to go to one of their protests just to hit on Jael Phelps.
"Hey, what's up? Picketing, huh? Cool, cool. So I'm going to Hell? That's cool. I'm sure I'll be able to stand the heat after meeting someone as hot as yourself." :cool:
Haha, awesome.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Slurpee on September 21, 2009, 11:45:41 AM
Post by: Slurpee on September 21, 2009, 11:45:41 AM
Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1669300I can't take 4chan protests seriously when their signs say things like "ANGRY SIGN >:3" and "PHELPS MAKES ME A SAD PANDA"
sad panda is old hat but I don't think I'll ever stop finding angry things funny
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PirateClock on September 21, 2009, 12:19:17 PM
Post by: PirateClock on September 21, 2009, 12:19:17 PM
they should have made a sign that said: Yo, Imma let you finish but the gays had one of the best demonstrations of all time!
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 21, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 21, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1669547they should have made a sign that said: Yo, Imma let you finish but the gays had one of the best demonstrations of all time!
kanye is the antichrist
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 21, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
Post by: ToyotaClock on September 21, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
All black men are the antichrist.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: TheCheshireClock on September 21, 2009, 01:43:38 PM
Post by: TheCheshireClock on September 21, 2009, 01:43:38 PM
If they hate America so much, why don't they leave?
My signature was about them a long time ago, and I no longer have any idea where I hosted it...
My signature was about them a long time ago, and I no longer have any idea where I hosted it...
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: F U Clock on September 21, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
Post by: F U Clock on September 21, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
Quote from: TheCheshireClock;1669602If they hate America so much, why don't they leave?
My signature was about them a long time ago, and I no longer have any idea where I hosted it...
'Cause there's only a handful of countries would put up with their "God hates (insert country we live in) motto." They should try a picket like that in N. Korea and see how long they last.
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 21, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 21, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1669549All black men are the antichrist.olskoo is the anti-christ
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: Losperman on September 21, 2009, 08:04:59 PM
Post by: Losperman on September 21, 2009, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1669811olskoo is the anti-christ
Title: Westboro Baptist Church
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 21, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 21, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1669548kanye is the antichrist
Quote from: The Batman;1669819back to the original point, good work