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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: TequilaClock on September 22, 2009, 08:49:16 AM

Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: TequilaClock on September 22, 2009, 08:49:16 AM
http://yvettesbridalformal.com/

The wonders of modern technology.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 22, 2009, 09:12:11 AM
WHAT? A SHITTY LOOKING WEBSITE? CALL THE PAPERS!
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on September 22, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
it almost made firefox crash
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: TequilaClock on September 22, 2009, 09:27:32 AM
Quote from: Primogenitor;1670148WHAT? A SHITTY LOOKING WEBSITE? CALL THE PAPERS!
In other news Dwarfinator still thinks he is cooler by having a blue name. More at 11.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Wind-up Clock on September 22, 2009, 09:36:14 AM
Wonder how much the webmaster gets paid.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: CelticKnotClock on September 22, 2009, 10:04:42 AM
Quote from: CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS;1670150it almost made firefox crash

same.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on September 22, 2009, 10:06:44 AM
Quote from: CelticKnot;1670154same.

Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Kamikazi on September 22, 2009, 10:58:02 AM
It look's like a 12 year old vomited after eating a pack of crayons.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Topcatyo on September 22, 2009, 10:59:17 AM
I'm determined it's a fake.
This is the "map" to their store.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyvettesbridalformal.com%2Fsitebuilder%2Fimages%2Fvettemap12-807x596.png&hash=9b45494ab9804bae54ec51d9d9c83d2e1638643d)
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 22, 2009, 11:17:46 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1670151In other news Dwarfinator still thinks he is cooler by having a blue name. More at 11.

Mod envy!
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: PirateClock on September 22, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
im diggin the song
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 22, 2009, 01:41:01 PM
Mr. Pink would approve.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Loki Clock on September 24, 2009, 03:40:21 AM
This really is a work of art. Pretty sure the kind you make when you're on drugs.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Fireman on September 24, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
Quote from: ᛚᚮᚴᛁ᛫ᚴᛚᚢᚴᚴᛆ;1671250This really is a work of art. Pretty sure the kind you make when you're on drugs.

I used to live there and I do remember there being a lot of meth going around.
Would not surprise me.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 24, 2009, 07:14:28 AM
Quote from: Fireman;1671270I used to live there

hahahawat
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Fireman on September 24, 2009, 08:31:49 AM
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1671276hahahawat

the region that it is based in.
I used to live theeeeere.
The design of the website suits the place, it's a shitty tourist trap that thrives off of spring break and rich people coming down for the winter.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 24, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
you need to feed the animals fruit
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 24, 2009, 09:40:59 AM
I like how the map has "abandoned mill", "spooky graveyard", "mystery area", "secret old mine", "buried treasure", and "haunted house" on it.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: heineken on September 24, 2009, 05:21:22 PM
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1671297I like how the map has "abandoned mill", "spooky graveyard", "mystery area", "secret old mine", "buried treasure", and "haunted house" on it.

Don't forget anal greens.
Also: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/yvette-bridal.php

Edit:
I went there when SA wrote the article about it... Looks like it's actually being updated.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 24, 2009, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: FootballClock;1671487Don't forget anal greens.
Also: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/yvette-bridal.php

Edit:
I went there when SA wrote the article about it... Looks like it's actually being updated.

No, I'm pretty sure that says Walgreens.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: F U Clock on September 24, 2009, 07:43:45 PM
I'd like to believe it's real, seeing as it breaks and shits on pretty much every rule of web design and common sense aesthetics ever... But I don't think it can be.
Title: Yvette's has the most professional website ever
Post by: TwistClock on September 24, 2009, 11:00:25 PM
I feel dizzy