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Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: F U Clock on September 22, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
I think I might be gay now.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/coburn-aide-if-boys-knew-porn-will-turn-them-gay-they-wont-want-playboy.php
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Thor on September 22, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
This just in, seeing females nude and wanting to have sex with them makes you gay.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Rabid Id on September 22, 2009, 08:44:00 PM
"because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards"

so you're okay to look at Playboy and won't turn gay as long as you go out and rape people afterwards...

Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Totoro on September 22, 2009, 08:45:33 PM
dosnt that make girls who read playgirl into lesbians?
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Rabid Id on September 22, 2009, 08:46:49 PM
Quote from: totoro clock;1670451dosnt that make girls who read playgirl into lesbians?

Yes.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Totoro on September 22, 2009, 08:47:22 PM
Quote from: Rabid Id;1670452Yes.

:thumbs:
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Rabid Id on September 22, 2009, 08:49:06 PM
Quote from: totoro clock;1670453
:thumbs:

The girl on the right obviously doesn't read Playgirl.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: F U Clock on September 22, 2009, 08:50:05 PM
Quote from: Rabid Id;1670456The girl on the right obviously doesn't read Playgirl.

She just doesn't get it.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Rabid Id on September 22, 2009, 08:52:59 PM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1670458She just doesn't get it.

Ok... opinion... is it coincidence that she is the least hottest girl in the picture?
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: F U Clock on September 22, 2009, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Rabid Id;1670459Ok... opinion... is it coincidence that she is the least hottest girl in the picture?

No. That acne on her forehead turned off the other lesbos. That's why she looks all sad.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Rabid Id on September 22, 2009, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1670460No. That acne on her forehead turned off the other lesbos. That's why she looks all sad.

Are you sure it's not just 'cause she has saggy tits?
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: BinaryClock on September 22, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
Ex-gay?
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: AnkhClock on September 22, 2009, 09:04:46 PM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1670441I think I might be gay now.

hey cool can I have your girlfriend?
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: F U Clock on September 22, 2009, 09:56:44 PM
Quote from: Rabid Id;1670465Are you sure it's not just 'cause she has saggy tits?

If you think those are saggy tits I got sour news for you if you ever plan on having kids with your future wife.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on September 22, 2009, 10:01:04 PM
Reading porn will turn you gay?
Samwell, I never!
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: WobbuffetClock on September 22, 2009, 10:08:39 PM
:thumbs:
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Totoro on September 22, 2009, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1670482If you think those are saggy tits I got sour news for you if you ever plan on having kids with your future wife.

hahahahhaha
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Slurpee on September 23, 2009, 02:47:29 AM
going by hearsay, inductive reasoning, and personal experience which afaik is the gop's m.o. I can say pornography making you gay is an absolute fact.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: RabidClock on September 23, 2009, 02:49:28 AM
Going back to the important issue at hand, I don't think those tits are very saggy
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: BunnyClock on September 23, 2009, 02:52:00 AM
I don't really like porn to be honest. Because I can never seem to find GOOD porn
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: Slurpee on September 23, 2009, 02:56:39 AM
Quote from: bunnyclock;1670649I don't really like porn to be honest. Because I can never seem to find GOOD porn
http://www.google.com/search?q=beautiful+naked+women
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: GodClock on September 23, 2009, 03:35:17 AM
shit i'm gay, i better get that avatar back
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: F U Clock on September 23, 2009, 06:48:54 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1670637I don't think that'll be a problem as PMS is a chick.

Well then she should know better regarding the female form.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: PirateClock on September 23, 2009, 06:54:45 AM
I think i've watched so much porn i've gone full circle and ended up straight again.

Also when did pms come back? Her hissy fit was one of the best ever. And where did radiotube go? So many questions, so little time.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: RabidClock on September 23, 2009, 06:56:26 AM
Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1670704I think i've watched so much porn i've gone full circle and ended up straight again.

Also when did pms come back? Her hissy fit was one of the best ever. And where did radiotube go? So many questions, so little time.
Dude, not cool, my white horse is in the shop right now.
Title: Uh oh guys
Post by: EnglishClock on September 23, 2009, 07:08:11 AM
Phew! Well it's a good thing I only watch gay porn, otherwise this would mean I'm gay!

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1670704And where did radiotube go?

He's around.

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