Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Chalk Clock on October 12, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
Post by: Chalk Clock on October 12, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
Dwayne Johnson is “The Tooth Fairy,†also known as Derek Thompson, a hard-charging minor league hockey player whose nickname comes from his habit of separating opposing players from their bicuspids. When Derek discourages a youngster’s hopes, he’s sentenced to one week’s hard labor as a real tooth fairy, complete with the requisite tutu, wings and magic wand. At first, Derek “can’t handle the tooth†- bumbling and stumbling as he tries to furtively wing his way through strangers’ homes…doing what tooth fairies do. But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams.
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what the fuck
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what the fuck
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: RomanClock on October 12, 2009, 05:14:54 PM
Post by: RomanClock on October 12, 2009, 05:14:54 PM
The only word that comes to mind is Hollywood.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Reindeer on October 12, 2009, 05:17:58 PM
Post by: Reindeer on October 12, 2009, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;1679972The only word that comes to mind is Hollywood.and Vin Diesel....but i guess Dwayne Johnson just wants to add more to his terrible kids movie list.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: EtchASketchClock on October 12, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on October 12, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
The Rock says: Gimme yo teef
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Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 12, 2009, 05:37:52 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 12, 2009, 05:37:52 PM
The Rock: closet homosexual?
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Chalk Clock on October 12, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
Post by: Chalk Clock on October 12, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
The rock has been slowly degenerating into a family frindly crapfest for a while. At least Vin Diesel still makes action movies once in a while.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Topcatyo on October 12, 2009, 06:13:31 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 12, 2009, 06:13:31 PM
"You can't handle the tooth" is the worst pun I've heard all day.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 12, 2009, 06:18:58 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 12, 2009, 06:18:58 PM
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Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Whipped Cream on October 12, 2009, 08:45:29 PM
Post by: Whipped Cream on October 12, 2009, 08:45:29 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1679978The Rock: closet homosexual?The rock is openly homosexual (this is true)
why do you think he loves cookin?
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on October 13, 2009, 01:45:26 AM
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on October 13, 2009, 01:45:26 AM
Quote from: Mr. Chalk;1679969But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams.his own forgotten dreams
what the fuck
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: TequilaClock on October 13, 2009, 02:03:02 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on October 13, 2009, 02:03:02 AM
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Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: FossilClock on October 13, 2009, 09:17:13 AM
Post by: FossilClock on October 13, 2009, 09:17:13 AM
Quote from: i am gingerbreadclock;1680147his own forgotten dreams
i really like teeth
give me yours
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Slurpee on October 13, 2009, 09:21:06 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 13, 2009, 09:21:06 AM
what does this movie have to do with A Few Good Men?
the answer is nothing.
the answer is nothing.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on October 13, 2009, 09:50:21 AM
Post by: GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk on October 13, 2009, 09:50:21 AM
Quote from: FossilClock;1680205i really like teethits been my dream all my life
give me yours
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 13, 2009, 11:16:40 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on October 13, 2009, 11:16:40 AM
Quote from: Whipped Cream;1680050The rock is openly homosexual (this is true)
why do you think he loves cookin?
I guess it all makes sense now!
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Topcatyo on October 13, 2009, 11:18:21 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 13, 2009, 11:18:21 AM
Thread title is misleading, by the way. It should be "Does anyone else remember when this guy pretended to punch people for a living?"
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Slurpee on October 13, 2009, 11:28:44 AM
Post by: Slurpee on October 13, 2009, 11:28:44 AM
punching is not allowed in wreslting they usually just slap each other I know this because at armageddon '99 vince mcmahon started punching triple h in a no holds barred match and the announcers pointed it out.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: NintendrCkolc on October 13, 2009, 11:43:40 AM
Post by: NintendrCkolc on October 13, 2009, 11:43:40 AM
He needs to just go back to the WWE, they could use him considering how terrible it is... Atleast he made it somewhat enjoyable.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: TMC on October 13, 2009, 12:18:58 PM
Post by: TMC on October 13, 2009, 12:18:58 PM
give that little mouse tooth to me!
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: HotPocketClock on October 13, 2009, 02:04:51 PM
Post by: HotPocketClock on October 13, 2009, 02:04:51 PM
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT DA TOOTHFAIRY IS COOKIN?
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: patriotclock on October 13, 2009, 03:06:18 PM
Post by: patriotclock on October 13, 2009, 03:06:18 PM
He never punched people for a living?
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: Chalk Clock on October 13, 2009, 04:31:12 PM
Post by: Chalk Clock on October 13, 2009, 04:31:12 PM
well slaming someone on the face with a folding chair is kinda like punching them.
Title: Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?
Post by: patriotclock on October 13, 2009, 06:11:51 PM
Post by: patriotclock on October 13, 2009, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Mr. Chalk;1680270well slaming someone on the face with a folding chair is kinda like punching them.
Wrestling and punching someone isnt the same thing