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I think it's pretty awesome so far, anyone else been playing it?
The graphics are really nice and the animation is even better, the controls probably aren't really on par with similar games like Ninja Gaiden, Devil May Cry but they do a good enough job.

Enjoying the cameos I've seen so far, Ozzy and Lemmy.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brutal_Legend

Also if this thread's been made somewhere I didn't see it :X

I'm surprised marlin didn't start a thread. Maybe he has stuck his butt in the couch playing it all day non-stop haha.

It kinda sucks is not on PC, I would be buying it without thinking it twice. My roomie got an XBOX360 but I dont think he plans on spending in games at the moment, and I am almost out of money now.

Giant bomb gave it a 60 for being 4 hours long and being all over the place in terms of gameplay.

http://www.giantbomb.com/brutal-legend/61-20700/reviews/

Which is basically what I figured would happen when I originally heard about this. Ambitious sure, but It looks like a mediocre action platformer/rts with guitar hero character models. A mix of all these different styles of gameplay (kinda like Spore) isnt exactly what I consider to be enjoyable... and considering this game is actually shorter then Spore is even more pathetic.

I could understand a possible rental, but no thx.

Quote from: The Big N;1680505Giant bomb gave it a 60 for being 4 hours long and being all over the place in terms of gameplay.

http://www.giantbomb.com/brutal-legend/61-20700/reviews/

Which is basically what I figured would happen when I originally heard about this. Ambitious sure, but It looks like a mediocre action platformer/rts with guitar hero character models. A mix of all these different styles of gameplay (kinda like Spore) isnt exactly what I consider to be enjoyable... and considering this game is actually shorter then Spore is even more pathetic.

I could understand a possible rental, but no thx.

No, no no no godamnit you suck so much.

It has FACEMELTS, METAL, Panthers shooting LASERS through their eyes.

I don't care if the game was about raping children (infact I'd welcome it) aslong as it has huge fucking lasers, facemelts and Metal.


You can FACEMELT an ARMY of EMOS/GOTHS.
But no you have to be a sheep, listen to one bad review and then you decide to hate it because some other man made clever points which you wish to pretend you had at the first place.
Stop being such a tool, if you've played it with an open mind and found it to be extremely lacking I wouldn't hate you right now, well I would but not asmuch. But you haven't.




You need to kill yourself for the good of the genepool.






And CoffeLock, I love you for keeping the internet alittle less shitty.

What Harmony said.

Actually, Destructoid gave it a 6/10 too but still showed their points... somehow I feel like they followed the same train on it.

i fjgfnfhf love this game everything i wanted to say has already been said by harmony
sure it couldve been longer but holy shit it has so much neat stuff

Oh yeah I forgot the face melts, they are awesome. Like seriously fucking awesome. (H)

The main appeal is the writing surely. I played the demo and it had pretty much non-stop comedy. Four hours of that sounds pretty rad to me.

Looks more fun just to watch than to play

I'll get it. Psychonaughts was really fun and hilarious, and this looks like it too.

Quote from: The Big N;1680505Giant bomb gave it a 60 for being 4 hours long and being all over the place in terms of gameplay.

http://www.giantbomb.com/brutal-legend/61-20700/reviews/

Which is basically what I figured would happen when I originally heard about this. Ambitious sure, but It looks like a mediocre action platformer/rts with guitar hero character models. A mix of all these different styles of gameplay (kinda like Spore) isnt exactly what I consider to be enjoyable... and considering this game is actually shorter then Spore is even more pathetic.

I could understand a possible rental, but no thx.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt this way.

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1680506No, no no no godamnit you suck so much.

It has FACEMELTS, METAL, Panthers shooting LASERS through their eyes.

I don't care if the game was about raping children (infact I'd welcome it) aslong as it has huge fucking lasers, facemelts and Metal.

You can FACEMELT an ARMY of EMOS/GOTHS.
But no you have to be a sheep, listen to one bad review and then you decide to hate it because some other man made clever points which you wish to pretend you had at the first place.
Stop being such a tool, if you've played it with an open mind and found it to be extremely lacking I wouldn't hate you right now, well I would but not asmuch. But you haven't.

You need to kill yourself for the good of the genepool.

I think you are the sheep. This game doesn't look metal at all, the graphic style looks like I'm playing a Mickey Mouse game. Had the game been about raping children it might have been metal despite the unmetal graphics.

You remind me of one of those Super Smash Brothers fanboys when that came out.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680585I think you are the sheep.

The fact that I defend it even though I haven't played it ?
You're right, I am a cunt. But atleast my opinion didn't come from someone else.

btw have you played it? or are you just like me, throwing shit in a sauna

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680585This game doesn't look metal at all, the graphic style looks like I'm playing a Mickey Mouse game. Had the game been about raping children it might have been metal despite the unmetal graphics.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants a game featuring baby raping.
Yeah the style is special to say the least but what the hell do you expect, trying to make a game looking like an iron maiden album cover would only alienate the big fat cash crowd of fuckholes and wii-owners.

trust me I'd love a game to actually be raw and rusty but you can't expect them to ever make one so if this is the best thing we get it's if nothing else a step in the right direction and i think we should support that. or do you prefer to jack of to wii-sports?

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680585You remind me of one of those Super Smash Brothers fanboys when that came out.

Dude don't be dissing super smash bros it features the meanest jew ever, Ganondorf. He's my godamn hero

Quotebabyraping

Well there's a Metalocalypse game coming out, maybe you'll get your wish.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680585I think you are the sheep. This game doesn't look metal at all, the graphic style looks like I'm playing a Mickey Mouse game. Had the game been about raping children it might have been metal despite the unmetal graphics.

You remind me of one of those Super Smash Brothers fanboys when that came out.

Pfff. Eat your own toe-nails, then. You will hate almost every game many will like despite being awesome just to attempt looking cool. I thought only Cadillac was a fag like that.

It won't change the fact that it's fucking brilliant by what it is. If you don't want it, well your loss.

I think the character and level design is fucking lovely. It's not pulled off in CG format as well as it could be but the design itself is excellent.

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1680588The fact that I defend it even though I haven't played it ?
You're right, I am a cunt. But atleast my opinion didn't come from someone else.

btw have you played it? or are you just like me, throwing shit in a sauna

He isnt talking about the gameplay so why does he need to play it to say such thing

ok I let it slide in the msn conversation but this is it

IT'S BOUGHT

NOT FUCKING BROUGHT

YOU USE BROUGHT WHEN YOU BRING SOMETHING TO SOMEWHERE

"HEY GUYS I BROUGHT MY DRUMKIT TO YOUR HOUSE"

"OH HEY GUYS I JUST BOUGHT A DRUMKIT"

fucking jesus christ

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680585This game doesn't look metal at all,

haha yeah I mean that giant corpse pile you start out on killing demons with a giant axe and using guitar solos to explode your enemies and killing monster nuns by dropping giant engines onto their heads and then straight after a cool ass hotrod smashing cunts to motorhead

THAT IS TOTALLY NOT EVEN METAL ONE BIT

faggot


(User was banned for this post; Reason: settle down)

For the record, I'm not judging this game simply by one review. I had pretty much already judged it before it came out.

Also I dont worship Tim Schafer and whatever he manages to pull out of his ass.

Also Also, if you think this shit looks metal then you think Guitar Hero looks metal becuase its the exact same fucking shit style. Its way too cartoony and looks like its trying too hard to appeal to 9 year olds who wouldnt know the first thing about metal. Not to mention Jack Black is particularly awful.
 
Have fun with your 4 hour game.

im not getting this because the genre does not appeal to me!

also no Iron Maiden.

I got it, its pretty awesome, funny, love the design.  The game has more of an rts way about it instead of the hack and slash it seemed to be advertised as which is kinda different than what I had hoped, but overall, cool stuff.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1680599Pfff. Eat your own toe-nails, then. You will hate almost every game many will like despite being awesome just to attempt looking cool. I thought only Cadillac was a fag like that.

It won't change the fact that it's fucking brilliant by what it is. If you don't want it, well your loss.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm giving my opinion and you say I have this opinion to attempt looking cool? You are just being ridiculous now. Because I don't like a game you like you immediately think I hate every game that someone else likes. and that I should eat my own toe nails and basically call me a fag? I thought you were bigger than that.

Quote from: STUBZ;1680606haha yeah I mean that giant corpse pile you start out on killing demons with a giant axe and using guitar solos to explode your enemies and killing monster nuns by dropping giant engines onto their heads and then straight after a cool ass hotrod smashing cunts to motorhead

THAT IS TOTALLY NOT EVEN METAL ONE BIT

faggot

It's not metal if it looks like a kiddy game. Nintendo said it perfectly so I will just quote him here:

Quote from: The Big N;1680611if you think this shit looks metal then you think Guitar Hero looks metal becuase its the exact same fucking shit style. Its way too cartoony and looks like its trying too hard to appeal to 9 year olds who wouldnt know the first thing about metal. Not to mention Jack Black is particularly awful.

Now insult me some more for not liking a video game and keep living in your dream world where metal looks like The Incredibles.

Quote from: The Big N;1680611Have fun with your 4 hour game.

You're neglecting the fact that they spent most of the time making a lively, vast world to explore and discover stuff. Most players are meant to do side missions and unlock secrets during the time between missions. If you're not doing that, you don't get to complain about the game being "short".

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680653What the hell are you talking about? I'm giving my opinion and you say I have this opinion to attempt looking cool? You are just being ridiculous now. Because I don't like a game you like you immediately think I hate every game that someone else likes. and that I should eat my own toe nails and basically call me a fag? I thought you were bigger than that.

I am just plain tired of the wound salting behavior of this place. I am not pointing you don't like the game, I am pointing how shit this place has gone in "hey guys I am so cool hate what i hate fuck you you are a fag" attitude that is surrounding here. i thought you all were bigger than that.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680653It's not metal if it looks like a kiddy game.

shut the fuck up

something you don't seem to understand is that this game was never made to be a SUPER SERIOUS ELITEST METAL GAME TO THE MAXIMUM LOOKING METAL OH HOW METAL AND REAL AND LIFE LIKE AND REAL IT IS

it's meant to to be comical

Quote from: TequilaClock;1680666I am just plain tired of the wound salting behavior of this place. I am not pointing you don't like the game, I am pointing how shit this place has gone in "hey guys I am so cool hate what i hate fuck you you are a fag" attitude that is surrounding here. i thought you all were bigger than that.

I'm not the one calling people faggots for not sharing my opinion.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680668I'm not the one calling people faggots for not sharing my opinion.

Neither am I.

Quote from: STUBZ;1680667


but it'd quickly become distasteful, probably wouldn't get released anywhere and that artwork is suited for that sub-genre of metal. i don't really know where i'm going with this, i guess i'm just defending the art direction in general because it really use awesome and imaginative.

Idno what you're talking about when you say four hours. I've been playing 5 hours and I've just gotten done with the first RTS battle. You really have to get lost in the environment of the game, it's awesome. I spent like two hours alone going around looking for the relics and things and soaking up the atmosphere.


All I expect from Tim Schafer games is that even if the gameplay isn't great the story is so witty and endearing that it keeps me playing the whole way through, and that's how I feel with Brütal Legend.

you guys don't know TRUE metal

Quote from: TequilaClock;1680679Neither am I.

Oh really?

Quote from: TequilaClock;1680599Pfff. Eat your own toe-nails, then. You will hate almost every game many will like despite being awesome just to attempt looking cool. I thought only Cadillac was a fag like that.

Looks like you're calling me a fag to me.

Quote from: Joey;1680687you guys don't know TRUE metal

you don't know TRUE trolling

My point was I was not calling you a fag for not liking something I do. I called you such for making what seemed like a "guys this is not a cool thing hate it because I say so" attitude taking advantage of the negative feedback in some aspects.

geez why dont you 2 just get a room

Expression my opinion about something is now an attempt to rally everyone against the thing I am expressing my opinion against. I think you always see more negativity in what I say than there really is because you have an image of me in your head that makes it look like all I do is act like an asshole and crush people's dreams or something.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1680694makes it look like all I do is act like an asshole and crush people's dreams or something.

Oh that isn't what you do? Could've fooled me.

Quote from: STUBZ;1680697Oh that isn't what you do? Could've fooled me.

Yeah, but you are easily fooled.

They probably would have been more up for doing a full on hardcore metal look if every other game at the moment wasn't going for a similar kind of look in order to appeal to the hoards of 14-25 year old boys. They love that shit.

Dwarfinator and Nintendo don't care for this game

a lot of other people do

Get over it people.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1680716Dwarfinator and Nintendo don't care for this game

a lot of other people do

Get over it people.

Buzz off, Funnie

And so it hath been declared that any and all offering opinions contrary to the general populace, he or she be trolling.

The fact that is is so short makes me not want to play it.

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1680792The fact that is is so short makes me not want to play it.

Read the post I made on the previous page.

I've been playing it almost all day. At first I didn't know what to think of the RTS type bits, I mean it's definitely an odd blend but once you get your head around how it works properly it's quite fun I think.

Also, how the fuck do I release the dragon bondage statues? I'm thinking maybe I missed a Guitar Solo tab stone thing early in the game or something?

what's with all the bitching and arguing over silly things. I thought I was on clock crew not newgrounds wut.

ANYWAY

This game does look nice, although it is not going to be METALLLLLLLLLL \m/ >.< \m/, it does look nice and worth getting. Tim Schafer seems to know how to make a solid fun game.
Also it's nice how they got that massively long soundtrack, at least I won't have to worry about hearing the same song too often. Happens too often in games.

Quote from: Fireman;1680800what's with all the bitching and arguing over silly things. I thought I was on clock crew not newgrounds wut.

Being angry is metal.

Godamnit did no one read my fucking message on page one?

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1680588Yeah the style is special to say the least but what the hell do you expect, trying to make a game looking like an iron maiden album cover would only alienate the big fat cash crowd of fuckholes and wii-owners.

trust me I'd love a game to actually be raw and rusty but you can't expect them to ever make one so if this is the best thing we get it's if nothing else a step in the right direction and i think we should support that. or do you prefer to jack of to wii-sports?

You will never ever EVER ever get a metal looking game,
especially not today when Wii has shown the market that you can produce shitty looking game for old people and still make more money per title than if you put in every godamn piece of gore ever made and it sells to the 200 people who live for it.





Also who gives a shit about game lenght, have you played the game ?
They told me Halo 3 would take 10 hours to a good player, me and my friend completed it on the hardest setting within 5 hours.
It's still one of the best console games I've ever played so fuck you and fuck your shitty idea of weighing time as equal or above quality.



lastly don't take it personally dwarfinator, im not angry at you at all you're a cool guy, i just get rilled up because there are legions of toddlers who hold your thought but with 1000% less arguements and balls.

also it's fun having a discussion about something that matters for a change, like metal and video games instead of cadillac raping a bad topic into a tragic one.

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1680870You will never ever EVER ever get a metal looking game,
especially not today when Wii has shown the market that you can produce shitty looking game for old people and still make more money per title than if you put in every godamn piece of gore ever made and it sells to the 200 people who live for it.

The Metalocalypse game will probably look metal and I'm sure there are a few others.

I'm not too big on this game, but I really don't understand the "it's not metal" argument. The game is all tounge-in-cheek, it's never meant to have been a serious baby-raping hardcore metal game.

Not that making a serious metal game is actually possible.

Warhammer 40k: Space marine will be pretty metal, future goth fantasy demon shit pretty much screams metal.

Also Ed Hunter was fucking metal ok. Thing with Brutal Legend is that it's a parody about Metal. If they really wanted to make a metal game they'd just make it really gothic with demons and shit, like the Heretic games only with metal soundtrack.

Quote from: X-23;1680905Warhammer 40k: Space marine will be pretty metal, future goth fantasy demon shit pretty much screams metal.

Also Ed Hunter was fucking metal ok. Thing with Brutal Legend is that it's a parody about Metal. If they really wanted to make a metal game they'd just make it really gothic with demons and shit, like the Heretic games only with metal soundtrack.

I beg to differ, anyone who can't enjoy the kind of "Jack Black" metal that Brutal Legend has should just back a notch and rethink what "Metal" really is.

Because at the moment I must say you guys sound abit like Goth people discussing which Vampire PaperPenRpg is the most honorable to the Vampire legacy.
Christ it's not about fang lenght or blood volume it's about soul and I'd say Brutal Legend has its soul right where it should be, rocking it for the masses instead of a choosen few elitists.



Because if one would argue that gothicness makes a metal game I must proclaim Painkiller as the most Metal game ever, it even has metal music playing during fights and just about every monster looks like it's taken from a Iron Maiden albumcover.




http://www.dragonsworn.com/images/reviews/games/painkiller-06.jpg
http://www.sphid.com/g/new_gg/style_5d/painkiller_shot0001.jpg
etc.

Yeah, buttplug, I've already played well beyond the claimed short gamelength. It's like Shadow of the Colossus. Sure it could be a really short game if all you do is go to the colossus, but if you aren't soaking up the environment on the way you aren't playing the game right.

Quote from: PoisonShroom;1680794I've been playing it almost all day. At first I didn't know what to think of the RTS type bits, I mean it's definitely an odd blend but once you get your head around how it works properly it's quite fun I think.

Also, how the fuck do I release the dragon bondage statues? I'm thinking maybe I missed a Guitar Solo tab stone thing early in the game or something?

Pyrotechnics

i need to get Painkiller!

Quote from: X-23;1680923i need to get Painkiller!

Don't bother, it's really not that great

Quote from: bunnyclock;1680928Don't bother, it's really not that great

No no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Painkiller is the godamn GEM of video gems, hidden and forsaken. Missunderstood.

If Silent Hill 2 is Zero punctuations fetisch game Painkiller is mine, when it came out it had fucking everything... Gibs, blood, awesome monsters, great fucking soundtrack (I still have some songs on my playlist) and the most amazing fucking maps ever beheld by man.

Now mind you the story is total shit and the gameplay is just a mad max clone but it does everything so godamn perfect you won't care unless you're gay or homo (or slurpee <3)

Only game ever I took my time to gather all the secrets because that in itself was great fun.



The last chapter of maps are by far the best designed maps esthetic wise ever.
Not joking when I say I got a tear in my eye when I saw the nuke in the last map... at that moment I couldn't bare hate the world

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1680870Also who gives a shit about game lenght, have you played the game ?
They told me Halo 3 would take 10 hours to a good player, me and my friend completed it on the hardest setting within 5 hours.
It's still one of the best console games I've ever played so fuck you and fuck your shitty idea of weighing time as equal or above quality.

LOL

Okay Harmony jeeeeez man. I agree and all but your flip outs keep stirring up the shit storm. Just chillax bro, it's only video games.

koko don't mind me i'm not angry, well yeah i am at bunnyclock for being a disgusting heathen, i'm just having a good time
it's not only video games, ITS A LIFESTYLE

Quote from: The Big N;1680947LOL

Playing it with my friend it was an intense experience, an experience i understand has alluded you

notice i speak of my opinion as subjective, notice the "I've".
If you don't agree state your opinion and possible terms that would enforce it... instead of using the shortance "lol" in capital letters which makes you look awfully close to a dick, and i know my dick.

I liked brutal legend in the trailers I've seen because it's a great mockery of the whole "brutal heavy metal" theme, emphasizing to the ridiculous things about metal that are a major part of the culture but don't actually matter at all. That's pretty much how I view all of Jack Blacks stuff. It's ironic and self-mocking. It has everything about metal but isn't metal at all. I have no idea if it was intentional or not for it to be so unmetal and metal at the same time but I really do love it. It's ironically awesome, the best kind of awesome.

My world view doesn't require the creator of something to realize he's being satirical for me to enjoy it as such. I'm pretty sure Jack Black is just an idiot.

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1680950Playing it with my friend it was an intense experience, an experience i understand has alluded you

notice i speak of my opinion as subjective, notice the "I've".
If you don't agree state your opinion and possible terms that would enforce it... instead of using the shortance "lol" in capital letters which makes you look awfully close to a dick, and i know my dick.

I LOL'd because you consider halo 3 to one of the best console games of this generation.

Thus cementing the fact that your tastes are shit and I shouldnt have taken you seriously to begin with.

I didn't like Halo 3 and would never consider it one of the best games of this generation, but I still love Brutal Legend.

I played the demo, and just the fucking menu convinced me the game was awesome. I'll be purchasing this.

Quote from: Night of Souls Betrayal;1680910Christ it's not about fang lenght or blood volume it's about soul and I'd say Brutal Legend has its soul right where it should be, rocking it for the masses instead of a choosen few elitists.

I have to agree

This is going to be one of my first purchases if I ever buy an xbox.

Quote from: The Big N;1681041I LOL'd because you consider halo 3 to one of the best console games of this generation.

Ofcourse I knew this, anyone could see you doing a dipshit move of acting as if you had the last word and it was oh-so-cool with the capital letters and all.

first of I hate to be the cadillac but you need to be set straight, i've played a shitloads of xbox games and i dare you to find an overall better shooter with more replayability. I loved gears of war 1/2 but they're not that special in terms of gameplay; I could run headfirst into just about any fight and chainsaw the shit out of everything. In halo3 with all skulls enabled and highest difficulty me and my army friend had the biggest fucking blast of taking shit seriously and acting togheter like a real team.

consoles don't have the same potentiall as PC shooters and if you think COD4 is a console shooter or a good shooter you're a fucking EA tool

Quote from: The Big N;1681041Thus cementing the fact that your tastes are shit and I shouldnt have taken you seriously to begin with.

mmm thats good dick alright.
just because i make more valid points in an useless arguement you feel the need to bagitalize it all and act as if you were not owned. Don't worry i wont kick the dick lying down, you're free to leave.

I don't like Halo but Nintendo you're being a dick

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VIDEO GAMES >: (

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1681150VIDEO GAMES >: (

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Quote from: HarmonyClock;1681120first of I hate to be the cadillac but you need to be set straight, i've played a shitloads of xbox games and i dare you to find an overall better shooter with more replayability. I loved gears of war 1/2 but they're not that special in terms of gameplay; I could run headfirst into just about any fight and chainsaw the shit out of everything. In halo3 with all skulls enabled and highest difficulty me and my army friend had the biggest fucking blast of taking shit seriously and acting togheter like a real team.

consoles don't have the same potentiall as PC shooters and if you think COD4 is a console shooter or a good shooter you're a fucking EA tool

mmm thats good dick alright.
just because i make more valid points in an useless arguement you feel the need to bagitalize it all and act as if you were not owned. Don't worry i wont kick the dick lying down, you're free to leave.

CoD 4 is the best shooter ever made. Halo 3 is overrated. I have CoD 4, Halo 3 and Gears of War 2. CoD 4 is definitely the best.

I'm not a big fan of first person shooters but I definitely enjoy Call of Duty 4 more than most of them. There's something about it that makes it feel less detached than most shooty games. Most of them make me feel like I'm a camera man in a floating glass box with a gun on the front but Call of Duty feels like I'm actually running around and getting blown about and stuff.

I liked Gears of War more though because I like being able to see my guy.

Quote from: TabascoClock;1681050I played the demo, and just the fucking menu convinced me the game was awesome. I'll be purchasing this.

Oh man that menu is brilliant. Say what you like about Brutal Legend but you can't deny that they've done a great job of being unique and not following all the trends of modern video games. The menu is a great example.

This shits right up my alley.  Too bad the rest of the game wasnt as epic as the the first hour into it.

Havent beat it yet

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1681157CoD 4 is the best shooter ever made. Halo 3 is overrated. I have CoD 4, Halo 3 and Gears of War 2. CoD 4 is definitely the best.

I haven't met more then five persons on the internet who actually like Halo 3. How is it overrated if nobody is talking about it. Seriously durfinatrix!

And now we wait : )

I have to say, Team Fortress 2 is the best shooter ever. Although, I'd say it's hard to compare a generic FPS to TF2, its really a one of a kind thing.

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1681120Ofcourse I knew this, anyone could see you doing a dipshit move of acting as if you had the last word and it was oh-so-cool with the capital letters and all.

first of I hate to be the cadillac but you need to be set straight, i've played a shitloads of xbox games and i dare you to find an overall better shooter with more replayability. I loved gears of war 1/2 but they're not that special in terms of gameplay; I could run headfirst into just about any fight and chainsaw the shit out of everything. In halo3 with all skulls enabled and highest difficulty me and my army friend had the biggest fucking blast of taking shit seriously and acting togheter like a real team.

Yeah and I had fun with the same exact game 8 years ago. And dont even bother comparing yourself with cadillac. Unlike you, he atleast manages to competently throw shit back in my face. You, on the other hand, cannot.

Quoteconsoles don't have the same potentiall as PC shooters and if you think COD4 is a console shooter or a good shooter you're a fucking EA tool

COD4 wasnt developed nor was it published by EA. You're making this too easy.

Quotemmm thats good dick alright.

Are you trying to prove your own faggotry with this statement or what?

Quotejust because i make more valid points in an useless arguement you feel the need to bagitalize it all and act as if you were not owned.

You're claiming Halo 3 is one of the best console games of this generation which is clearly not the case. Quite the contrary, Halo 3 is merely Halo 2.5. Halo 3, aside from a few subtle differences and a shorter/more underwhelming campaign, is essentially the same game as its predecessors introducing nothing new or groundbreaking and even rehashing music/sound/maps etc from previous games. One of the greatest games of last generation? maybe. This generation, no.

So please, elaborate further on how you managed to "Own" me with your groundbreaking prowess on what defines a good video game. Or you could do us all a favor and go back to the Lock Legion. Personally, I'd prefer the latter.

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1681120i dare you to find an overall better shooter with more replayability.

Quote from: The Big N;1681199Yeah and I had fun with the same exact game 8 years ago. And dont even bother comparing yourself with cadillac. Unlike you, he atleast manages to competently throw shit back in my face. You, on the other hand, cannot.



COD4 wasnt developed nor was it published by EA. You're making this too easy.



Are you trying to prove your own faggotry with this statement or what?



You're claiming Halo 3 is one of the best console games of this generation which is clearly not the case. Quite the contrary, Halo 3 is merely Halo 2.5. Halo 3, aside from a few subtle differences and a shorter/more underwhelming campaign, is essentially the same game as its predecessors introducing nothing new or groundbreaking and even rehashing music/sound/maps etc from previous games. One of the greatest games of last generation? maybe. This generation, no.

So please, elaborate further on how you managed to "Own" me with your groundbreaking prowess on what defines a good video game. Or you could do us all a favor and go back to the Lock Legion. Personally, I'd prefer the latter.

wow, you're awful.

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I still play this game frequently on my n64
:lo5:

Quote from: The Big N;1681199COD4 wasnt developed nor was it published by EA. You're making this too easy.

Brutal Legend is however, making it even funnier.

Unfortunately, CoD is Activision, and they are legitimately evil, so he has a semi-point.

Ok this thread became IGN, and part of it is my fault. I need butter stick of shame.

oh yeah i forgot, Golden Eye to Nintendo still holds my biggest shooter medal for a console. That game just made the genre.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1681157CoD 4 is the best shooter ever made. Halo 3 is overrated. I have CoD 4, Halo 3 and Gears of War 2. CoD 4 is definitely the best.

nah infact i never actually got around to play it much, i tried the campaign and it sucked and i can only guess playing it online would be awesome.

however me not liking it, is just based on my biased opinion... i dont really give a shit and if you enjoy it great. I enjoy halo3 more.

Quote from: The Big N;1681199Yeah and I had fun with the same exact game 8 years ago. And dont even bother comparing yourself with cadillac. Unlike you, he atleast manages to competently throw shit back in my face. You, on the other hand, cannot.
COD4 wasnt developed nor was it published by EA. You're making this too easy.
Are you trying to prove your own faggotry with this statement or what?
You're claiming Halo 3 is one of the best console games of this generation which is clearly not the case. Quite the contrary, Halo 3 is merely Halo 2.5. Halo 3, aside from a few subtle differences and a shorter/more underwhelming campaign, is essentially the same game as its predecessors introducing nothing new or groundbreaking and even rehashing music/sound/maps etc from previous games. One of the greatest games of last generation? maybe. This generation, no.
So please, elaborate further on how you managed to "Own" me with your groundbreaking prowess on what defines a good video game. Or you could do us all a favor and go back to the Lock Legion. Personally, I'd prefer the latter.

i'm not even gonna read that because im just ranting about shit and you seem to be taking it seriously, you should learn from dwarfinator and never fight stupid cunt arguementors like me or you'll turn into cadillac/sirclock

There's a hidden camera over there, and there's one over there and look behind you hahaha! You're on my new hidden camera show called angry gamer!

Just finished it took me around 7 hours, but I still have a heap of side-missions. I would have done a lot more throughout the game but towards the end I was just enjoying the Main missions too much.

All in all a brilliant game!

Quote from: HarmonyClock;1681253i'm not even gonna read that because im just ranting about shit and you seem to be taking it seriously, you should learn from dwarfinator and never fight stupid cunt arguementors like me or you'll turn into cadillac/sirclock

what....

Guys, guys...

This thread is about Brütal Legend.

Quote from: Redhead Clock;1681224I still play this game frequently on my n64
:lo5:

I was surprised the game had so much value in multiplayer. I spent hours with friends playing the FPS thing and the soccer thing. I need to get a new N64 controller and play through the whole thing again.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1681299I was surprised the game had so much value in multiplayer. I spent hours with friends playing the FPS thing and the soccer thing. I need to get a new N64 controller and play through the whole thing again.

I never had an N64 :(

"Do not fear him. He chooses the name "Killmaster" to scare of intruders."

"Oh, okay."

"And to protect his flock... of giant spiders."

Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1681309I never had an N64 :(

You missed a great system.

Quote from: Koko the Apetheist;1681354"Do not fear him. He chooses the name "Killmaster" to scare of intruders."

"Oh, okay."

"And to protect his flock... of giant spiders."

Hi, what's a spoiler tag? I'm new here.

Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1681357Hi, what's a spoiler tag? I'm new here.

Awww, c'mon. It's hardly even a spoiler.

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1681299I was surprised the game had so much value in multiplayer. I spent hours with friends playing the FPS thing and the soccer thing. I need to get a new N64 controller and play through the whole thing again.

i'd bring mine whenever we meet.

Me and my biased opinion think I will enjoy this game, I'm definitely gonna buy it.

It's awesome guys, you can summon metal animals to do your bidding, have you ever road around in the game on the back of a motorcycle pig hybrid while a pack of them follow behind you? I doubt it.

I still don't get why there is no PC version, otherwise I would be enjoying the living crap out of it now.

Hey wow somehow we got to the Halo 3 vs CoD 4 discussion again for the 38th time this year. I've made hugeeeeeeeee posts explaining why CoD 4 is the better game but im not even going to bother to search for them. It will just go like this over and over: Halo 3 has an epic multiplayer! (No it doesn't) CoD 4 is to short! (No it isn't) Perks and leveling ruined the CoD multiplayer (Couldn't be more wrong) CoD4/Halo 3 has a better atmosphere! And that's where the fps community is split, some people prefer shooting up dudes with ak's in intense firefights set in an incredibly realistic environment with realistic weapons, while other people prefer playing an indestructible douchebag who goes trough hordes of colorfull enemies like a hot knife trough butter while lightning the mood by shooting pink crystals all over the place. I've always preferred the former, that's probabbly why i preferred Halo 3:ODST to Halo 3. (ODST still ain't got shit on CoD 4 though). And GoW isn't an fps so yeah i don't know why people brought that up.


Oh and HL2 has the best singleplayer ever ok.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BRÃœTAL LEGEND OK.

Anyway wanna play an online match?

Quote from: TabascoClock;1681594Anyway wanna play an online match?

You can play Brutal Legend online? Explain to me how this works.

Quote from: Thor;1681614You can play Brutal Legend online? Explain to me how this works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqx3Y8GDsg

On a side note: FFFFFUUUUU-- I just found out my XBOX has red rings and I have no idea when it's gonna get fixed.

So borderlands is comin out pretty soon...

Poor Murderface

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I just finished it and it was very very good. Bravo Double Fine.

Yeah, I finished it a few days ago. The main story is short, but I really liked it. It's also really fun to just go around and explore to find the bound serpents and stuff.

Also: Laser panther=most awesome summon creature.

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1683190Yeah, I finished it a few days ago. The main story is short, but I really liked it. It's also really fun to just go around and explore to find the bound serpents and stuff.

Also: Laser panther=most awesome summon creature.

Yeah it wasn't a huge story line but it was nice and tidy and didn't feel like it ended suddenly. I would have liked a bit more information about Eddie's parents in the future and maybe something more final at the end of the story but then you wouldn't be able to run around in the sandbox and do the side missions afterwards.

Still it was a nice change from most games where the plot is all rambling and unstructured. Shows that you can get away with not that great gameplay if the story engages you good enough.

Most of the character animation was way better than most games too. There were a few inevitable bits of weirdly timed floaty stuff that always seems to crop up in games for some reason, but most of the time the characters were really expressive and likable.