You throw awesome parties.
That is all.
word.
Damn straight we do.
EDIT: Oh and our side job is winning the World Series.
Once or twice.
If the Angels don't mount a comeback this is going to be one of the worst World Series ever. If they don't, the only way any good could come out of this is if somehow one of the ballparks exploded during a game and neither team was left.
You cant stop the Yankees
In before Fresh Prince.
Postin again reppin my city.
The morning of July 5, 1776, Thomas Jefferson:
"Unng... Jesus, what did I do last night?"
NICE SIGNATURE THERE OH WAIT
Quote from: HarmonyClock;1683217NICE SIGNATURE THERE OH WAIT
I just draw what the song in my signatures make me think of buddy, I can't help it.
yo my parents had sex and then me here so I LOVE THIS PLACE FIGHTIN PHILS I LOVE PHIL
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Quote from: SnakeClock;1683212The morning of July 5, 1776, Thomas Jefferson:
"Unng... Jesus, what did I do last night?"
i get the joke you're tryin to make here but historically it just falls flat on its face
Quote from: some kind of crossdresser;1683275i get the joke you're tryin to make here but historically it just falls flat on its face
Probably. The Declaration was actually put into law on July 2 and not everyone had signed it until as late as August 2, but July 4 is when it's dated and when Congress put it through, so that's what everyone observes. Even if it was all drafted out on the 4th, it would have been written in the middle of the afternoon and not on some kind of drunken bet late at night.
Quote from: clammo;1683297wouldve worked better with the boston tea party
:sherlock: True.
Quote from: clammo;1683297wouldve worked better with the boston tea party
But that has nothing to do with Thomas Jefferson or Philadelphia.
Quote from: clammo;1683316it works better with the joke he was trying to make
fair enough
pfft, everyone knows Thomas Clockerson wrote the deceleration of independence guys, gosh
Quote from: Reindeer;1683318pfft, everyone knows Thomas Clockerson wrote the deceleration of independence guys, gosh
Speaking of jokes that don't work...
Quote from: SnakeClock;1683292Probably. The Declaration was actually put into law on July 2 and not everyone had signed it until as late as August 2, but July 4 is when it's dated and when Congress put it through, so that's what everyone observes. Even if it was all drafted out on the 4th, it would have been written in the middle of the afternoon and not on some kind of drunken bet late at night.
no see your joke was predicated on the fact that jefferson just whipped up one of the most important documents in human history in one afternoon and that's uhhhhh not how it was drafted at all
this thread sucks. i will spice it up with more philadelphia
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Quote from: clammo;1683391post the entire sunny intro sequence in picture form
tomorrow im going to bed now
Philly doesnt suck as much as Boston, but you still cant beat New York
Quote from: some kind of crossdresser;1683358no see your joke was predicated on the fact that jefferson just whipped up one of the most important documents in human history in one afternoon and that's uhhhhh not how it was drafted at all
I didn't figure it was. It's quite a long fucker. I was more so making the joke that it was passed into law in one afternoon (or drunken night, as it were), not written.
Quote from: Rock & Roll Pumpkin;1683443Philly doesnt suck as much as Boston, but you still cant beat New York
Fuck yourself. New York is the worst. The Phillies rape the Mets yearly and the Giants were eliminated from the playoffs by the Eagles. Also the city itself is just better.
Philadelphia>New York hands down
Quote from: PatriotClock;1683484Fuck yourself. New York is the worst. The Phillies rape the Mets yearly and the Giants were eliminated from the playoffs by the Eagles. Also the city itself is just better.
Philadelphia>New York hands down
New York and its sports teams represent America. Even if our teams are suckin, we stay golden. Don't be jealous no one gives a shit about Philly. And beating the Mets is nothing to brag about. Yankees will be takin it home this year anyway.
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Quote from: Rock & Roll Pumpkin;1683521New York and its sports teams represent America. Even if our teams are suckin, we stay golden. Don't be jealous no one gives a shit about Philly. And beating the Mets is nothing to brag about. Yankees will be takin it home this year anyway.
not likely
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Baseball is gay.
No Really
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Quote from: SnakeClock;1683476I didn't figure it was. It's quite a long fucker. I was more so making the joke that it was passed into law in one afternoon (or drunken night, as it were), not written.
it's not a law and you're still an idiot with bad jokes
Quote from: some kind of crossdresser;1683613it's not a law and you're still an idiot with bad jokes
I missed you.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1683617I missed you.
He's right, though.
Which I find funny, because they're exactly the same accusations that you direct at me whenever we talk on MSN. I don't care if they're true, you're still a hypocrite.
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1683711He's right, though.
Which I find funny, because they're exactly the same accusations that you direct at me whenever we talk on MSN. I don't care if they're true, you're still a hypocrite.
You're more consistent.
fuck the eagles and fuck the phillies but i love it's always sunny in philadelphia sooooooooooo
Quote from: PHIL FIGHTING ALEX;1683751fuck the eagles and fuck the phillies but i love it's always sunny in philadelphia sooooooooooo
die
Quote from: PatriotClock;1683484Fuck yourself. New York is the worst. The Phillies rape the Mets yearly and the Giants were eliminated from the playoffs by the Eagles. Also the city itself is just better.
Philadelphia>New York hands down
i'm sorry but aren't the yankees like the greatest team in baseball history?
Quote from: PEYOTE;1683819i'm sorry but aren't the yankees like the greatest team in baseball history?
the biggest spending team in baseball history
fuck da police
huh
Quote from: PatriotClock;1683820the biggest spending team in baseball history
Nope, Peyote had it right
New York is called the evil empire for a reason, the team doesn't care about the fans and the fans don't care about the team. I went to a Yankees game once, the worst fans I've ever seen, and I went to a Phillies game too, so that's saying something.
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1684041New York is called the evil empire for a reason, the team doesn't care about the fans and the fans don't care about the team. I went to a Yankees game once, the worst fans I've ever seen, and I went to a Phillies game too, so that's saying something.
Hows that saying something?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4403926
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Patriotclock stop jumping on cars...
I was on Broad Street. The crowd in front of City Hall was enormous.
Quote from: PEYOTE;1683819i'm sorry but aren't the yankees like the most overfunded team in baseball history?
Yes they are.
Quote from: SnakeClock;1684221[u2]FZ4GPmAwoPM[/u2]
At least our fans have spirit. We could just shit out $500 steaks and donate them to our teams, but no, we're willing to go above and beyond and fall off cabs.