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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: PirateClock on October 30, 2009, 07:25:34 AM

Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: PirateClock on October 30, 2009, 07:25:34 AM
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32333269

What a glorious time we live in.
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: PirateClock on October 30, 2009, 07:26:52 AM
Also this dude: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=7042911  has some serious issues.
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: PentagramClock on October 30, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
It's like a modern version of some kind of paleolithic fertility charm. Oh, how our society has regressed.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clockcrew.cc%2Ftalk%2Fpix%2F154aeadf5c7eac5.gif&hash=7c14a43531e1300062900a5524fcb9eb1afaa29e)

Somehow, though, this is more attractive.
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: PirateClock on October 30, 2009, 07:51:11 AM
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33427407
hahaha
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: EnglishClock on October 30, 2009, 08:03:13 AM
$1,000.00 for a fish in a squirrel suit??  (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24255621)How could I possibly refuse?
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: PentagramClock on October 30, 2009, 08:14:53 AM
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30197674

Sweet mother of God...
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: FossilClock on October 30, 2009, 08:39:47 AM
I have been inspired by how fucked up some of these things are
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on October 30, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
oh God
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: TequilaClock on October 30, 2009, 11:51:22 AM
What is this site anyway
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: buttplug on October 30, 2009, 01:10:07 PM
I like their opener for the vagina necklace:
QuoteCelebrate your own beauty.
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: Smurfberry on October 30, 2009, 03:26:32 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdekachromacy.com%2Fapples%2FUntitled-13.png&hash=4ddfa326eb268f3c9ff5eb6c4219a0698b50c47b)
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 30, 2009, 03:47:26 PM
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=penis&order=date_desc&ship_to=

Wow


*Also*
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33494782&ref=sr_gallery_16&&ga_search_query=vagina&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=date_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
Octogina
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: buttplug on October 30, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33491026&ref=sr_gallery_13&&ga_search_query=penis&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=date_desc&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
QuoteTHIS HILARIOUS BBQ APRON WILL BRING LOADS OF LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR APRON BUT IT HAS A PENIS TUCKED AWAY UNDERNEATH THE TEA TOWEL. SO LIFT UP THE TOWEL AND GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A SURPRISE!

The oversized penis is made from a nylon stocking and has pubic hair in the obvious areas! It is truely hilarious!

CHOOSE YOUR FABRIC PATTERN TO SUIT THE OWNERS PERSONALITY!
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 30, 2009, 04:31:59 PM
Yes, the "Personality"
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: F U Clock on October 30, 2009, 05:24:12 PM
Those are some of the ugliest vaginas I've ever seen.
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: Loki Clock on October 30, 2009, 07:59:01 PM
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=diaper+cake
Title: Pussy Pendant yo
Post by: Thor on October 31, 2009, 10:02:45 PM
Website isn't working for me :(