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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: AlbinoClock on November 03, 2009, 06:46:10 PM

Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 03, 2009, 06:46:10 PM
Beards are great. They promote warmth and extension of the chin.

Let's see who can grow the longest beard by the end of the winter.

Post before pictures now, after pictures in a few months.

Have a poll

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Title: Beard Competition
Post by: CourgetteClock on November 03, 2009, 06:50:32 PM
I am a poor excuse for a man.

Before picture comming up, not going to be much different from after picture I'm betting.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 03, 2009, 06:51:21 PM
I can grow one but itll be lame as fuck even after a couple months
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 03, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
Hey I've been wanting to grow mine back out after shaving it off for work.
Picture whenever because I'm lazy.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 03, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
I'm in!
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fsroakw%2FSnapshot_20091103.jpg&hash=eb531b4b076b0eea0bc478f4e4cb7c0d9f0bfacc)

Me today.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: PineappleClock on November 03, 2009, 06:53:33 PM
me at halloween

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi244.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg19%2Fpineappleclock%2F8935_167429391643_667076643_3345114.jpg&hash=2b79008fd8bf840dcffce51f1f1145bcd255d806)
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Craisin on November 03, 2009, 06:53:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: TequilaClock on November 03, 2009, 06:53:57 PM
can I shave my stache and neck beard, or are they included in the package?
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: RabidClock on November 03, 2009, 06:55:23 PM
I have a bunch of pics of mine already. In fact I don't know if I've ever posted a picture of me without a beard.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 03, 2009, 06:55:32 PM
albino i realized that you perpetually look like lebowski
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 03, 2009, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1687802can I shave my stache and neck beard, or are they included in the package?
I'm shaving them, so it better be allowed.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 03, 2009, 06:56:27 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1687802can I shave my stache and neck beard, or are they included in the package?

Furthest length from the tip of the chin. Do whatever else you like. Personally though, I think beards without mustaches look weird.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: LeekClock on November 03, 2009, 06:59:24 PM
length isn't everything, albinoclock
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: RabidClock on November 03, 2009, 06:59:47 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1687806Furthest length from the tip of the chin. Do whatever else you like. Personally though, I think beards without mustaches look weird.
I pull it off well I think
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 03, 2009, 07:04:18 PM
Quote from: LeekClock;1687807length isn't everything, albinoclock

I could out-width you too, but the girl doesn't like thick scruff on the sides. :D

That mean you're in?
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: CourgetteClock on November 03, 2009, 07:06:58 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fjtatdd%2F671661041_6_Xpj0.jpg&hash=87c47336e198c173030da94c5f2da8a66c8faf63)

Enjoy my hairless face.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: buttplug on November 03, 2009, 07:08:39 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1687808I pull it off well I think

I think you should keep it but buzz it down a little, but that's just me. Chin straps look weird if they get to long.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 03, 2009, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1687808I pull it off well I think

I guess you must, because I never noticed it. lol
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: PaperClipClock on November 03, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
a moustacheless beard in today's society is a cryin' shame but I admit there hasn't been one as good as rabidclock's since mr. lincoln.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: RabidClock on November 03, 2009, 07:22:08 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1687817I think you should keep it but buzz it down a little, but that's just me. Chin straps look weird if they get to long.
Yeah, I agree, it looks much better when I keep it short.
Quote from: PaperClipClock;1687820a moustacheless beard in today's society is a cryin' shame but I admit there hasn't been one as good as rabidclock's since mr. lincoln.
<3
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: noseclock on November 03, 2009, 10:03:36 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.craigslist.org%2F3na3oe3lc5T65S65R49b3b20035b4f5fe1de7.jpg&hash=1b5c2f207d1ebe768c690aeb69092718f37dca10)

this is me so far, im still growin^w^
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Munglai on November 03, 2009, 10:16:17 PM
here's a picture of me looking unhappy on halloween

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fxfxhmd%2Fhat.jpg&hash=5fe989869539eae3263eff75514a78b62442591b)

my beard isn't too great right now. I shaved it off a couple of weeks ago and it's still growing back.

but look at my cool trousers

edit: you totally can't see my trousers
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: LuigiClock on November 03, 2009, 11:19:02 PM
ahahaha beards and my face are not a good equation. I'm stuck with the faggstache and chin beard combo. Hence why i shave the stache and keep the shit on my chin
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 04, 2009, 06:48:18 AM
I'm rockin a manly stubble.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: PropagandaClock on November 04, 2009, 06:55:19 AM
Postin in this thread here, it's a really nice thread I might add yes it is oh yes.
Quote from: PineappleClock;1687800me at halloween

It's... Beautiful. :(
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 04, 2009, 07:56:49 AM
I cant walk around beardy all winter. All the ladies will kill me.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: FrankClock on November 05, 2009, 11:00:18 PM
I might post a picture. But I was gonna shave here in the next few days. I dunno though. Too lazy to find a camera and take a picture.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: TequilaClock on November 05, 2009, 11:05:28 PM
I shaved it on November 1st, so I guess I am valid to go.

Day 5, not too shabby.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fbg1ewq%2F2009-11-05%252021-04-30.680.jpg&hash=4dc7d2e19cc00f26bc635b182daf62146b4a2cab)
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: RabidClock on November 06, 2009, 09:33:01 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1688828I shaved it on November 1st, so I guess I am valid to go.

Day 5, not too shabby.

-stubz-
Dude, your Day 5 is like my 5 O'Clock
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Heliopios on November 06, 2009, 06:39:39 PM
im not shaving right now becaause i did before november started for no shave november
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 06, 2009, 11:22:29 PM
I'm not sure if I want to participate in this or not. I sort of want to, but I probably won't be able to grow much of a beard and posting a "before" picture would compromise my identity. I still kind of want to retain the power to track some of you down and anonymously punch you in the face.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 06, 2009, 11:26:05 PM
I would enter, But I would win. I'm out on this one.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 08, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fvnzlw6%2FSnapshot_20100108.jpg&hash=b0df4b127d5fe76d0cac7991a8303aa265696892)

Posting progress here.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: PineappleClock on January 08, 2010, 05:18:14 PM
No razors since Nov 1

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Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Topcatyo on January 08, 2010, 05:21:04 PM
All I have at the moment is peach fuzz with a brown hair here and there.
Still waiting...
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: BunnyClock on January 08, 2010, 05:46:27 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1688960Dude, your Day 5 is like my 5 O'Clock

hahaha
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: BunnyClock on January 08, 2010, 06:29:26 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1714671i have some gangsta sideburns

peach fuzz I say. Also get a longer signature because all the awards make your posts have insanely long blank spaces
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 08, 2010, 06:59:55 PM
Haha I forgot about this. My beard's not a hell of a lot longer than it was when we started. I probably don't win. lol
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: patriotclock on January 08, 2010, 07:58:04 PM
Quote from: PineappleClock;1687800me at halloween


OMG YES


I currently have a goatee I should trim it a bit though its a tad uneven
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: ToyotaClock on January 09, 2010, 03:00:43 AM
Quote from: PineappleClock;1687800me at halloween


lol
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Thor on January 09, 2010, 03:54:02 AM
Do I win?
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fbfxhn0%2F.s%2FDSC00077.JPG&hash=dc51537f1389358a9b94d76edae6e294cda7e948) (http://files.myfrogbag.com/bfxhn0/DSC00077.JPG)
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Lump Clock on January 09, 2010, 04:05:12 AM
I would have participated in this had the military standards not gotten in my way... :(
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Poltergeist on January 09, 2010, 05:50:02 AM
Beards are quite dapper, but alas I am a disgusting ginger and shouldn't inflict more of my curse upon the world.
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: LeekClock on January 09, 2010, 06:10:44 AM
Quote from: PineappleClock;1714648No razors since Nov 1


Suits you!
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: BunnyClock on January 09, 2010, 06:38:05 AM
Quote from: Thor;1714827Do I win?

You win the ugliest beard prize
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: Thor on January 09, 2010, 06:56:25 AM
Quote from: BunnyClock;1714841You win the ugliest beard prize
I didn't know I'd get a prize
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: patriotclock on January 09, 2010, 10:56:24 AM
Quote from: Thor;1714827Do I win?



but much much worse
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: LimewireClock on January 09, 2010, 11:17:50 AM
no beard for me :/
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 09, 2010, 03:30:45 PM
winter isn't over yet
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on January 10, 2010, 11:08:44 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages02%2F4%2Fm_d454c2479c7e4540a990a300116824be.jpg&hash=fc19b85aac72e62169969a1557fbfd3afb9eb2c3)
-actually eyebrow crayon beard-
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: ZidaneX on January 11, 2010, 12:44:48 AM
you guys have nice beards
Title: Beard Competition
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 11, 2010, 01:51:28 PM
Today:
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Closeup.
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I think I win most grey.