Dear diary,
Yesterday me and two friends went to a town called Groningen. We booked a hotel, why? Cause we can that's why. The day itself was pretty nice, had a couple of beers, ate stuff, drank some more beers, the usual. That night we went to a bar/club thingy, and that's where the fun stuff happened!
So turned out this bar was actually part of a much larger bar that basically consisted of 4 or 5 smaller bars linked together. Pretty neat. We had some beers before it started to get busy and by this point i was already getting tipsy. We eventually ended up in a bar which had a rotating bar in the middle.
After some more drinking and shots we where approached by 4 girls who ranged from very hot to super ugly, they also where pretty wasted. The hot chick started dancing with me, nice, unfortunately she had ulterior motives. She asked me if i was willing to make out with her ugly friend. The dialog went something like this:
Girl: Hey could you please flirt with my friend and kiss her?
Me: ...
Me: which one
Girl: that one
Me: nope
Girl: why not?
Me: ...euhm..
Me: id much rather kiss you
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Girl: :) you'll have to kiss her first
Mel: why?
Girl: cause she's really shy, she's never even kissed a guy.
Girl: this might be good for her self esteem
Me: I doubt her shyness is the reason but do you really think her hot friend bribing a dude to kiss her is going to be good for her self esteem.
Girl: mmmm... well..just flirt with her a bit then
Me: sigh, fine go get me a beer while i chat up your friend.
5 agonizing minutess later, (seriously this bitch was super ugly, to scetch a scenario: if my dog where to hump her leg i would have had him put down to spare him the shame of living) i went back to hot girl, talked to her a while (while enjoying my free beer) and made out with her several times. Unfortunately her ugly friend saw us and ran off in a hissy fit thinking her hot friend had stolen me away from her. A pussyblocker if you will. This wasn't necessarily a bad thing cause the night was still young! Not to mention that despite her hotness she really wasn't a good kisser. It was like i was making out with a fucking lawnmower.
And so we entered the second stage of the rotating bar adventure. The entire night there was this one really really hot girl dancing in the central area. To say she was dancing provocatively would be an understatement. Every dude in the room was basically eye raping her. She was there with some male friends. They probabbly started off hitting on her and ended up as being a good friend, ha lozers! Anywho, i was still very much intoxicated so my confidence level was high but not as high as my "meh, fuck it" level (which is always pretty high). So i went over to her and i immediately realized i had no gameplan whatsoever, so i just said the first thing that came to mind: So euh.. you from around here? (super original i know). Turned out she wasn't! Neat! So we spend the next 20 minutes talking about why where here and places we wanted to go etc. During this time she was constantly grinding me and eventually put her hand on the side of my face and we where nanoseconds away from kissing when her asshole gay good friend literally pulled her away and they left without saying anything.
I was quite puzzled and then i realized i saw one of my friends pointing at said gay good friend and shouting something along the lines of "stay the fuck away motherfucker!' while looking like this:
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Turned out gay goodfriend guy had tried to cockblock me earlier but was intercepted by one of my friends, who then got into an argument with him and chose to headbutt him. Awesome, but this unfortunately backfired cause this only made him more determined to get her away from me:( Never saw her again and i don't even know her name!
The three of us where all super drunk at this point and we spend the next 2 hours getting back to the hotel, which was a 10 minute walk away while sober. We arrived at the hotel at 8 am and had to check out at 11 zzzzzz. Drove home, logged into clockcrew.cc and started writing this story soon realizing it wasn't even remotely as interesting as i thought it was going to be but im going to post it anyway cause you know. Fuck it.
Also Dutch dudes, go to Groningen, seriously i have never seen so many beautiful girls in one place in my entire life.
I will go to groningen
thank you pirate
too bad
en waar ben je dan allemaal in nederland geweest
You should totally make this into a movie.
Oh and if by any chance I'll win the lottery I'll make sure and visit Groningen.
Quote from: syzygy;1692247too bad
en waar ben je dan allemaal in nederland geweest
Nu ben ik in elke provincie geweest en ben wezen stappen in de meeste grote steden! Maar daar heb ik et niet over gehad, meer over bullshit die alle wijven uitkramen "ik wil graag nog een keer door Australië reizen" dat soort loze verhalen.
Also going to Stockholm next month, if i see more hot chicks in a bar than last night Propaganda was right and ill admit it, if not propaganda gets banned for a week. Harsh but fair.
your drunk stories suck
or rather, no it didnt, it showed promise but like the girl in your story, she might be hot but she didnt deliever and neither did your topic :(
Quote from: HarmonyClock;1692260your drunk stories suck
or rather, no it didnt, it showed promise but like the girl in your story, she might be hot but she didnt deliever and neither did your topic :(
my drunk stories> you crying about your dog like a little faggot.
damn pirate your avater is huge
Quote from: Redhead Clock;1692266damn pirate your avater is huge
Yeah it is isn't it. I'll resize it!
K done1
nice avater :D
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1692264my drunk stories> you crying about your dog like a little faggot.
true, but people seem to bring up my dog more than i do nowdays
what i said was your story was entertaining but lacked a climax of sort, dont have to be a girl about it
Quote from: HarmonyClock;1692277true, but people seem to bring up my dog more than i do nowdays
what i said was your story was entertaining but lacked a climax of sort, dont have to be a girl about it
Well yeah me ending up banging super hot chick would be better but when live gives you lemons, make a thread about it.
But in the end, Pirate got none :(
Quote from: VirusClock;1692282But in the end, Pirate got none :(
Well i did kiss that other chick who was also quite hot and i got super drunk so it wasn't a total loss. Although it could have been so much better!
Quote from: syzygy;1692272nice avater :D
(((Domino)))
I was nanoseconds away from kissing a 14 year old girl when her friends pulled her away. :(
Quote from: bunnyclock;1692397I was nanoseconds away from kissing a 14 year old girl when her friends pulled her away. :(
Projecting much?
Also she was 20.
HEY PIRATECLOCK BASED ON AMOUNTS OF REPLIES I'D SAY MAH TOPIC IS BEST
nah im joking
we should totally go out and headbutt girls and dogs when you come to stockholm
she was hot, or you were to drunk to recognize what she looked like? or both.
i'm gay
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1692403Projecting much?
Also she was 20.
you know her age but not her name?
Quote from: DrClock;1692526you know her age but not her name?
That's how Pirate rolls, dawg. He fucks dem bitches and leaves 'em cryin'.
Quote from: DrClock;1692526you know her age but not her name?
Yes cause i asked and i didnt ask for her name. I don't bother asking anymore cause i usually forget after a few minutes anyway. Ages are easy though! Just 2 digits!
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1692538Yes cause i asked and i didnt ask for her name. I don't bother asking anymore cause i usually forget after a few minutes anyway. Ages are easy though! Just 2 digits!
i remember the name of... 4 girls ive been with, because i got them on facebook
who keeps track of names ? just ask for her full name because you "need" it for facebook if youve forgotten the day after... i usually do
before facebook the whole thing could play out without me knowing what the hell her name actually was
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1692538Yes cause i asked and i didnt ask for her name. I don't bother asking anymore cause i usually forget after a few minutes anyway. Ages are easy though! Just 2 digits!
You are exactly the type of person I wish I was. :(
Quote from: CadillacClock;1692573Dutchland
lol