Title: My fish is dying
Post by: CD Clock on November 16, 2009, 05:40:48 PM
Post by: CD Clock on November 16, 2009, 05:40:48 PM
Its upside down and gasping for air.
Also it's swimming into walls.
I am sad :(
Also it's swimming into walls.
I am sad :(
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 16, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 16, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
Heat up the pan.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Chalk Clock on November 16, 2009, 05:43:53 PM
Post by: Chalk Clock on November 16, 2009, 05:43:53 PM
aww I'm sorry dude. Pull the little guy out and give him some mouth to mouth!
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Soup Clock on November 16, 2009, 05:59:02 PM
Post by: Soup Clock on November 16, 2009, 05:59:02 PM
Fish don't gasp for air fuckface. It's called gills. Your fish is a faggot.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: PentagramClock on November 16, 2009, 06:11:16 PM
Post by: PentagramClock on November 16, 2009, 06:11:16 PM
You and Harmony should form a support group together when it dies.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: AstronautClock on November 16, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on November 16, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
dead pet group
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: CourgetteClock on November 16, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
Post by: CourgetteClock on November 16, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
Your fish swims into walls?
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: GodClock on November 16, 2009, 07:54:09 PM
Post by: GodClock on November 16, 2009, 07:54:09 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1692720pee in the bowl
this will probably help
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 16, 2009, 07:58:07 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 16, 2009, 07:58:07 PM
I find that cats indistinctly save fish from illness and death when presented with them
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Thor on November 16, 2009, 08:15:28 PM
Post by: Thor on November 16, 2009, 08:15:28 PM
Ah yes, the poison is taking effect. Excellent.
Such is the fate of all who oppose my will.
Such is the fate of all who oppose my will.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Wind-up Clock on November 16, 2009, 08:31:40 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on November 16, 2009, 08:31:40 PM
change the water if you don't got a filter. Otherwise the fish will die from breathing in its own shit.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Heliopios on November 16, 2009, 09:08:16 PM
Post by: Heliopios on November 16, 2009, 09:08:16 PM
cook it
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 16, 2009, 09:14:38 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 16, 2009, 09:14:38 PM
Quote from: I AM SOUP CLOCK;1692676Fish don't gasp for air fuckface. It's called gills. Your fish is a faggot.I fucking love you!
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Blue on November 16, 2009, 09:33:21 PM
Post by: Blue on November 16, 2009, 09:33:21 PM
I built a fish pond a few years back... Bought 10 cent goldfishes and watched them grow to 6+ inches long... One got sucked into the filter pipe though... Had to back-wash it to get it out, and when it came out it shot all over the front yard. Little golden flakes of fish everywhere.
Then the neighborhood cats came. It was not pretty.
Then the neighborhood cats came. It was not pretty.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 16, 2009, 09:35:02 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 16, 2009, 09:35:02 PM
That was a joke, right soup?
You do know how gills work, right?
If it's trying to breathe air, it probably means your water is low in oxygen. I would try to fix that.
You do know how gills work, right?
If it's trying to breathe air, it probably means your water is low in oxygen. I would try to fix that.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: BunnyClock on November 17, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on November 17, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1692780That was a joke, right soup?
You do know how gills work, right?
If it's trying to breathe air, it probably means your water is low in oxygen. I would try to fix that.
What a great piece of advice! Fix your water!
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: badeggclock on November 17, 2009, 09:55:44 AM
Post by: badeggclock on November 17, 2009, 09:55:44 AM
Eat it so your fish can live on through you. It is the only way.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 17, 2009, 10:05:48 AM
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 17, 2009, 10:05:48 AM
From the sound of it your fish is going to die anyhow. My advice is give it a mercy killing, fix your water, and get a new fish.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: ProqagandaClock on November 17, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
Post by: ProqagandaClock on November 17, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
Sad to hear that your Fish is gonna die.
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Haha I was actually gonna suggest that , we could enter every topic and just talk about our dead pets and find reasons to bring the subject to the table.
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Quote from: PentagramClock;1692683You and Harmony should form a support group together when it dies.
Haha I was actually gonna suggest that , we could enter every topic and just talk about our dead pets and find reasons to bring the subject to the table.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: TelephoneClock on November 17, 2009, 10:56:41 AM
Post by: TelephoneClock on November 17, 2009, 10:56:41 AM
What kind of fish is it?
When my sister was around 5 years old, she had to take some asthma medicine that completely wacked her out. One time we had about a dozen little minnows in a fish tank, and she ended burying all of them underneath the gravel one-by-one and killed them. So I kinda know what you're going through :(
When my sister was around 5 years old, she had to take some asthma medicine that completely wacked her out. One time we had about a dozen little minnows in a fish tank, and she ended burying all of them underneath the gravel one-by-one and killed them. So I kinda know what you're going through :(
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 17, 2009, 11:47:11 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 17, 2009, 11:47:11 AM
I'm serious though, either buy a hornwort plant or something of the sort and let it do the work for you or buy one of those oxygenators.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: PirateClock on November 17, 2009, 11:52:26 AM
Post by: PirateClock on November 17, 2009, 11:52:26 AM
Mmmm should try using a waterstone, maybe then your pathetic fish will be able to withstand the harsh environment that is a fish bowl.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: WrenchClock on November 17, 2009, 12:10:16 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 17, 2009, 12:10:16 PM
Give him some Zippo Fish Food
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Title: My fish is dying
Post by: EnglishClock on November 17, 2009, 12:22:30 PM
Post by: EnglishClock on November 17, 2009, 12:22:30 PM
Sounds like you know what you're having for dinner.
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pass the ketchup m8
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pass the ketchup m8
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: VirusClock on November 17, 2009, 12:27:11 PM
Post by: VirusClock on November 17, 2009, 12:27:11 PM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1692940pass the ketchup m8
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 17, 2009, 12:33:24 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 17, 2009, 12:33:24 PM
A lot of folks like tartar sauce. I'm not a fan of fish.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: VirusClock on November 17, 2009, 12:34:34 PM
Post by: VirusClock on November 17, 2009, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1692945A lot of folks like tartar sauce. I'm not a fan of fish.
Fish is the best food, period.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on November 17, 2009, 12:40:49 PM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on November 17, 2009, 12:40:49 PM
Fish is awesome.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Sheep on November 17, 2009, 03:57:10 PM
Post by: Sheep on November 17, 2009, 03:57:10 PM
Good Ridance.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 17, 2009, 04:09:01 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 17, 2009, 04:09:01 PM
Seafood is like sex, except you want crabs
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: RedBall on November 17, 2009, 06:38:02 PM
Post by: RedBall on November 17, 2009, 06:38:02 PM
Poor guy dude. i once had a fish, but it died so i got a new one
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Chalk Clock on November 17, 2009, 07:02:25 PM
Post by: Chalk Clock on November 17, 2009, 07:02:25 PM
i quite enjoy fish if it's cooked right. mackrel ramen is amazing.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Heliopios on November 17, 2009, 07:15:17 PM
Post by: Heliopios on November 17, 2009, 07:15:17 PM
cut it off
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: heineken on November 18, 2009, 02:30:08 AM
Post by: heineken on November 18, 2009, 02:30:08 AM
I can't imagine being emotionally attached to a fish. I mean, there's a fish bowl in this house and I'm not even sure if the current resident is dead or replaced already.
Title: My fish is dying
Post by: Slurpee on November 18, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
Post by: Slurpee on November 18, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
I can sympathize with literally anything. it happens all the time and on accident