Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:10:51 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:10:51 PM
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/new-moon-bigger-than-dark-knight-harry-potter
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Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:13:46 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:13:46 PM
Bigger release than the Dark Knight?
THE DARK KNIGHT??
BIGGER THAN BATMAN??
THE GODDAMN BATMAN??
ARHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
THE DARK KNIGHT??
BIGGER THAN BATMAN??
THE GODDAMN BATMAN??
ARHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 21, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 21, 2009, 12:15:01 PM
FUCK THAT FILM
FUCK THAT SERIES
FUCK THE FANS
FUCK THAT SERIES
FUCK THE FANS
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:18:38 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:18:38 PM
Fortunately they still ain't got shit on Modern Warfare 2 who sold 7 million copies on release day. Going for..what? 50 euro a piece?
So apparently the order is this:
1: Killing Arabs, Russians and Brazilians
2: Vampire abstinence
3: The goddamn batman.
So apparently the order is this:
1: Killing Arabs, Russians and Brazilians
2: Vampire abstinence
3: The goddamn batman.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: miracle fruit on November 21, 2009, 12:19:24 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on November 21, 2009, 12:19:24 PM
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Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:20:00 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:20:00 PM
Let's talk about Blade instead. Blade is awesome and one of the few (if not only) comic books characters i enjoyed more on the big screen than in a comic. My favorite Blade is Blade 2. 3 was kinda shit.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TabascoClock on November 21, 2009, 12:29:14 PM
Post by: TabascoClock on November 21, 2009, 12:29:14 PM
Last November I was angry for a pretty long time due to Twilight. The time has come again.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 21, 2009, 12:29:16 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 21, 2009, 12:29:16 PM
Someone should go to a convention dressed as Blade and murder people dressed as Twilight characters.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:38:45 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 12:38:45 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1694377Someone should go to a convention dressed as Blade and murder people dressed as Twilight characters.
We can go as a group. We'll be Blade, Buffy, Faith, Sam/Dean Winchester, Van Hellsing, Father Callahan and Solomon Kane
Alucard, Spike and Angel are going to be a bit dangerous. People might mistake us for faggy glowy vampires you see.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 21, 2009, 01:12:07 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 21, 2009, 01:12:07 PM
Nobody hates Twilight like I.
Seriously, it's like the single worst thing to happen to art as a medium in the last 20 years.
Seriously, it's like the single worst thing to happen to art as a medium in the last 20 years.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biggskoo on November 21, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
Post by: Biggskoo on November 21, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
this is an important and relevant chatlog
SnappleClock1562: what da fuck
SnappleClock1562: this shit made me so mad that i just tried to slam my door in fury
SnappleClock1562: but i cant slam my door
SnappleClock1562: fUCKING
SnappleClock1562: EARTH
SnappleClock1562: GAY
SnappleClock1562: THIS
SnappleClock1562: seriously
SnappleClock1562: even the cast of the fucking movie hates it
SnappleClock1562: main nigga said the book sucks, the writer is crazy, and that he only did the movie to make a quick buck because he had never heard of the books before
SnappleClock1562: and the main bitch apparantly smokes a ton of weed every day and is so stoned out of her mind that she's detatched like she is
SnappleClock1562: i think he said he's planning on quitting if people keep scratching open wounds on their necks and walking up to him, asking for him to suck their blood
SnappleClock1562: (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS)
SnappleClock1562: what da fuck
SnappleClock1562: this shit made me so mad that i just tried to slam my door in fury
SnappleClock1562: but i cant slam my door
SnappleClock1562: fUCKING
SnappleClock1562: EARTH
SnappleClock1562: GAY
SnappleClock1562: THIS
SnappleClock1562: seriously
SnappleClock1562: even the cast of the fucking movie hates it
SnappleClock1562: main nigga said the book sucks, the writer is crazy, and that he only did the movie to make a quick buck because he had never heard of the books before
SnappleClock1562: and the main bitch apparantly smokes a ton of weed every day and is so stoned out of her mind that she's detatched like she is
SnappleClock1562: i think he said he's planning on quitting if people keep scratching open wounds on their necks and walking up to him, asking for him to suck their blood
SnappleClock1562: (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS)
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 21, 2009, 01:51:03 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 21, 2009, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: some kind of crossdresser;1694405SnappleClock1562: i think he said he's planning on quitting if people keep scratching open wounds on their necks and walking up to him, asking for him to suck their blood
SnappleClock1562: (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS)
This is everything that is wrong with people today.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PropagandaClock on November 21, 2009, 03:36:36 PM
Post by: PropagandaClock on November 21, 2009, 03:36:36 PM
I just terminated a "Friend with benefits" relationship on the basis of her loving Twiligt and me not liking the movies without having seen them.
I don't know what more to say.
I feel like punching some kittens or something...
I don't know what more to say.
I feel like punching some kittens or something...
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Slurpee on November 21, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
Post by: Slurpee on November 21, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
the first movie only made 192 million- that's less than -every- harry potter movie.
there's no way this is not going to have a big second weekend drop-off.
there's no way this is not going to have a big second weekend drop-off.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 21, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 21, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Let's remember that The Dark Knight being the biggest film at the time was a huge exception to the general policy of high quality and high popularity joining.
Take one look at the top 10 music chart right now to prove my point
Take one look at the top 10 music chart right now to prove my point
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 21, 2009, 07:06:56 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 21, 2009, 07:06:56 PM
I really want to shit my hate about this, but I'm constipated at the moment.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 21, 2009, 07:10:54 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 21, 2009, 07:10:54 PM
Also I fucking hated Blade 2
I haven't seen the other ones
I haven't seen the other ones
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 07:11:23 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 21, 2009, 07:11:23 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1694603Also I fucking hated Blade 2
I haven't seen the other ones
:O
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 21, 2009, 07:50:57 PM
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 21, 2009, 07:50:57 PM
heres what snapple was talking about btw
(fuck this gay movie)
Quote“When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It’s kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”thats the star of the movie robert pattinson
(fuck this gay movie)
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 22, 2009, 07:14:49 AM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 22, 2009, 07:14:49 AM
Twilight was a good comedy! I sort of want to watch this movie just to see how ridiculously stupid things get.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TabascoClock on November 22, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
Post by: TabascoClock on November 22, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
I tried to watch the first one months ago. I was only able to watch half of it, and nothing happened. NOTHING HAPPENED IN ONE FUCKING HOUR.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 22, 2009, 03:42:34 PM
Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 22, 2009, 03:42:34 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight_saga_new_moon/
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: RomanClock on November 22, 2009, 03:51:46 PM
Post by: RomanClock on November 22, 2009, 03:51:46 PM
Yep... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_(2010_film))
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: buttplug on November 22, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Post by: buttplug on November 22, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
shits so bad
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 22, 2009, 03:56:23 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 22, 2009, 03:56:23 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1694370Fortunately they still ain't got shit on Modern Warfare 2 who sold 7 million copies on release day. Going for..what? 50 euro a piece?I remember being this pissed when Titanic surpassed Star Wars. How can this keep happening and them bitch about piracy, they are making way more money then they ever used to, Just sayin.
So apparently the order is this:
1: Killing Arabs, Russians and Brazilians
2: Vampire abstinence
3: The goddamn batman.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PropagandaClock on November 22, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
Post by: PropagandaClock on November 22, 2009, 04:18:27 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259571/
Well, if even IMDB thinks it is bad... It's bad.
IMDB even gave Transformers 2 a good score.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/
Well, if even IMDB thinks it is bad... It's bad.
IMDB even gave Transformers 2 a good score.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 22, 2009, 04:19:30 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 22, 2009, 04:19:30 PM
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1694912http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259571/
Well, if even IMDB thinks it is bad... It's bad.
IMDB even gave Transformers 2 a good score.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/
I hate IMDB now
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 04:25:37 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 04:25:37 PM
Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1694913I hate IMDB now
To be honest I don't really mind it. You just have to keep in mind that fanboys will up-vote movies to death. I am still a bit repulsed Dark Knight is still above all of Orsen Welles films, but you know.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 22, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 22, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
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Team Gregg 4 lyfe
Team Gregg 4 lyfe
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 22, 2009, 06:01:03 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 22, 2009, 06:01:03 PM
I really can't see why anyone's pissed off
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 22, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 22, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1694967I really can't see why anyone's pissed off
i blame hormones.
and jews.
mostly hormones though.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 22, 2009, 06:21:45 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 22, 2009, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1694952
Team Gregg 4 lyfe
YES MAKE THIS MOVIE
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 22, 2009, 06:37:05 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 22, 2009, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1694971i blame hormones.
and jews.
mostly hormones though.
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1694367Bigger release than the Dark Knight?
THE DARK KNIGHT??
BIGGER THAN BATMAN??
THE GODDAMN BATMAN??
ARHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 06:41:53 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 06:41:53 PM
Twilight is setting humankind back 20 Goddamned years.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TheCheshireClock on November 22, 2009, 07:44:53 PM
Post by: TheCheshireClock on November 22, 2009, 07:44:53 PM
There is no force on this planet more powerful than thirteen year old girls.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
Quote from: TheCheshireClock;1695019There is no force on this planet more powerful than thirteen year old girls.
Did you see it?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 22, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 22, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1694995Twilight is setting humankind back 20 Goddamned years.
It is ruining every art form it latches onto
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 08:09:17 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 08:09:17 PM
We are a strong species, hopefully we will persevere through the evil machinations of a bored Mormon housewife who wrote what was basically her own sexual fantasy.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 22, 2009, 08:57:54 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 22, 2009, 08:57:54 PM
I still don't understand why people like this junk.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 09:05:36 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 09:05:36 PM
Quote from: Etch A Sketch 3D;1695059I still don't understand why people like this junk.
It's entirely because its about vampires. They're all the rage these days. If you made Edward a regular kid, it would be about two teenagers not having sex with each other. But since Edward wants to kill the girl and drink her blood, suddenly it's "macabre" or some bullshit like that.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 22, 2009, 09:28:59 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 22, 2009, 09:28:59 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1695031We are a strong species, hopefully we will persevere through the evil machinations of a bored Mormon housewife who wrote what was basically her own sexual fantasy.
What do you mean basically?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 22, 2009, 09:38:52 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 22, 2009, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1695031We are a strong species, hopefully we will persevere through the evil machinations of a bored Mormon housewife who wrote what was basically her own sexual fantasy.
lemayo
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 22, 2009, 10:22:01 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 22, 2009, 10:22:01 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1695062It's entirely because its about vampires. They're all the rage these days. If you made Edward a regular kid, it would be about two teenagers not having sex with each other. But since Edward wants to kill the girl and drink her blood, suddenly it's "macabre" or some bullshit like that.Didn't Twilight make vampires popular in the first place?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 22, 2009, 10:24:31 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 22, 2009, 10:24:31 PM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1695125Didn't Twilight make vampires popular in the first place?
They been pussies since Ann Rice or whatever that bitches name was.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 22, 2009, 10:25:33 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 22, 2009, 10:25:33 PM
Anne Rice is now a born again christian who writes novels about jesus.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: AnkhClock on November 22, 2009, 10:28:50 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on November 22, 2009, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1695127Anne Rice is now a born again christian who writes novels about jesus.
I'm not joking.
Nah she's Catholic and the books are actually pretty good.
The difference between Anne Rice and Twilight What's her Fuck are that Anne Rice is actually intelligent and can actually write.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 22, 2009, 10:32:04 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 22, 2009, 10:32:04 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1695129Nah she's Catholic and the books are actually pretty good.
The difference between Anne Rice and Twilight What's her Fuck are that Anne Rice is actually intelligent and can actually write.
Yea anne is an amazing author, I loved how homoerotic she made her vampires. Its strange shes writing religious books now though.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TheCheshireClock on November 22, 2009, 10:53:09 PM
Post by: TheCheshireClock on November 22, 2009, 10:53:09 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1695021Did you see it?
No, but I saw the first one. I didn't so much see a movie as I did see a bunch of pictures of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing to the sound of very loud giggles and screams.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Wind-up Clock on November 22, 2009, 11:00:56 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on November 22, 2009, 11:00:56 PM
I was talking with my writing club a few hours ago. They were all shocked that New Moon beat Batman, which makes me feel better about them.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 11:29:54 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 22, 2009, 11:29:54 PM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1695125Didn't Twilight make vampires popular in the first place?
Not by a long shot.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TequilaClock on November 23, 2009, 12:00:39 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on November 23, 2009, 12:00:39 AM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1695125Didn't Twilight make vampires popular in the first place?I was going to say TruBlood did it, but I wiki'd Twilight and it was published in 2005.
Still, SnakeClock has the right answer.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 23, 2009, 01:11:53 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 23, 2009, 01:11:53 AM
You know Meyer hasn't even read Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 23, 2009, 01:18:35 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 23, 2009, 01:18:35 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1695216You know Meyer hasn't even read Bram Stoker's Dracula.
And yet she makes more than you writing "vampire" fiction.
Life is stupid...
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 01:21:35 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 01:21:35 AM
Snake, he meant "recently", and he's right. Vampires srt of have a ten-year fad going on where they're popular for a while then fade out of popular culture for ten years.
She makes the characters two-dimensional enough so that 13 year-old girls can superimpose themselves over them and live out their own fantasy without feeling like a recluse.
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1695059I still don't understand why people like this junk.
She makes the characters two-dimensional enough so that 13 year-old girls can superimpose themselves over them and live out their own fantasy without feeling like a recluse.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 23, 2009, 01:22:13 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 23, 2009, 01:22:13 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1695228She makes the characters two-dimensional enough so that 13 year-old girls can superimpose themselves over them and live out their own fantasy without feeling like a recluse.
When you say it like that, it sounds brilliant. :concerned:
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 23, 2009, 01:22:50 AM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 23, 2009, 01:22:50 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1695169Sure but the recent craze was all Twilight's fault.
Not by a long shot.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 23, 2009, 01:23:40 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 23, 2009, 01:23:40 AM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1695231Sure but the recent craze was all Twilight's fault.
Maybe, maybe not.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 23, 2009, 08:13:15 AM
Post by: PirateClock on November 23, 2009, 08:13:15 AM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1695125Didn't Twilight make vampires popular in the first place?
Buffy/Angel, True Blood, Underworld and Blade where all before Twilight.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 23, 2009, 08:34:44 AM
Post by: PirateClock on November 23, 2009, 08:34:44 AM
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Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 10:00:27 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 10:00:27 AM
vampire: the masquerade portrays vampires as they should be.
also my girlfriend is basicly dragging me to the cinema to see this.....
EDIT: wtf happend to my text
also my girlfriend is basicly dragging me to the cinema to see this.....
EDIT: wtf happend to my text
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TheCheshireClock on November 23, 2009, 11:12:23 AM
Post by: TheCheshireClock on November 23, 2009, 11:12:23 AM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1695323Buffy/Angel, True Blood, Underworld and Blade where all before Twilight.
And there's those Darren Shan books that hit my school like a tidal wave. There's also Trinity Blood, the sadly sort-lived Van Helsing craze, Blood Rayne, Legacy of Kain, Dracula 2000, and the list goes on. Not to mention the annoyingly large amount of teenagers who seem to think they are vampires, even before Meyer wrote those God-awful books.
As much as Stephanie Meyer would like to think that she has brought back Vampires to modern culture, the fact remains that they never really left. All she did was poke the vein a little.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:32:15 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:32:15 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1695228Vampires srt of have a ten-year fad going on where they're popular for a while then fade out of popular culture for ten years.
You just described literally everything
Also,
Why is everyone getting so wound up about this?! They're a few shitty films that are gonna be top of the charts for a little bit and then they'll fade out.
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
The fact that it's beating your favourite movie means nothing and in fact should be expected because the shit always rises. Music charts, movie charts, book sales, tv ratings. The crappiest of shit with the widest mass appeal will always be the most purchased. If your favourite films/music/books/tv shows are just the top sellers, you are a moron with boring taste. You all know this!
The Dark Knight was a rare occasion of the best also being the most popular.
Wanna know how I sleep at night knowing that bad films like Twilight and New Moon are successful? I ignore it and watch stuff that I like instead.
S'pretty easy
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: TequilaClock on November 23, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on November 23, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
Buffy is more than ten years late to have started the fad.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 23, 2009, 01:34:10 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 23, 2009, 01:34:10 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1695438I ignore it and watch stuff that I like instead.
S'pretty easy
Yes because everything is fixed by ignoring a problem.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 01:42:47 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1695323Buffy/Angel, True Blood, Underworld and Blade where all before Twilight.
But Twilight made people care, it's undeniable. People stopped caring after Buffy, True Blood only got greenlit because of twilight popularizing vamps
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:48:22 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:48:22 PM
Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1695441Yes because everything is fixed by ignoring a problem.
What exactly are you doing to fix it? Ranting on the internet?
It's not a great social injustice or violation of human rights. It's a shit film
Either ignore it or get to work and make better stuff.
S'the only way
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 23, 2009, 01:50:46 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 23, 2009, 01:50:46 PM
Hey man if middle aged women are allowed to bitch about Call of Duty im allowed to bitch about Twilight!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 23, 2009, 01:51:23 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 23, 2009, 01:51:23 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1695449get to work and make better stuff.
get to work and make better stuff.
get to work and make better stuff.
get to work and make better stuff.
That is EXACTLY what you do.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1695452Hey man if middle aged women are allowed to bitch about Call of Duty im allowed to bitch about Twilight!
That's a total double standard. Surely you'd rather they didn't rant and rave about video games and attempt to have them banned etc?
Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1695453That is EXACTLY what you do.
Wait I'm confused now
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 23, 2009, 01:54:21 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 23, 2009, 01:54:21 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1695169
Not by a long shot.
Try The Vampyre by John Palidori.
Everyone rips everyone off get over it. The twilight series doesn't suck because it's a rip off. Everything is a rip off. It sucks because it was badly written. I can't believe you guys have been talking about twilight for 4 pages. Get over it, something stupid is popular. Go make something better.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 23, 2009, 01:54:27 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 23, 2009, 01:54:27 PM
The clock crew should come together and collectively make a superior vampire movie. I call producer!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1695457The clock crew should come together and collectively make a superior vampire movie. I call producer!
Dibs the broodingly handsome villain that all the girls want to bang
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 23, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 23, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
I call director!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: DiscoBallClock on November 23, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on November 23, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
I call the clichéd main character.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: AnkhClock on November 23, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on November 23, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
I call shallow one-dimensional girl!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 23, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 23, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
I call the Van Helsing figure.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 02:22:49 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 02:22:49 PM
I call sexy expert vampire hunter that eventually learns a valuable lesson about being humble and accepting the help of others!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 02:29:37 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 02:29:37 PM
I call rape scene
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: YoYoClock on November 23, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on November 23, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
I call vampire expert who dies just before he can relay important information to the protagonist but it's alright coz he left clues leading to the information he was just going to tell you just incase he died right about then
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 03:03:24 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 03:03:24 PM
I call Bill Murray
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 03:56:06 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 23, 2009, 03:56:06 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1695515I call Bill Murray
Who ya gonna call?
Did I just win Jeopardy?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 23, 2009, 04:09:56 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 23, 2009, 04:09:56 PM
I call Snidely-Whiplash style villain that learns the true meaning of Christmas from the main character.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
btw why do those twillight vampires walk about during daytime?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 04:21:02 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 23, 2009, 04:21:02 PM
I call dying in the sequel in an overly-dramatic tounge-in-cheek way that's still kinda sad but hey what are you ganna do?????
Because Meyer is a cunt with no respect for literature
Quote from: SCSP;1695578btw why do those twillight vampires walk about during daytime?
Because Meyer is a cunt with no respect for literature
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 04:28:11 PM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 04:28:11 PM
srsly they dont even explain it?
(even though there is nothing to explain. vampires wither and die by sunlight. PERIOD)
(and BLADE should die of spleen cancer. FUCK him and his ¥¥¥¥¥¥ friends for just saying: "look iam daywalker lol, fuck you sun.")
(even though there is nothing to explain. vampires wither and die by sunlight. PERIOD)
(and BLADE should die of spleen cancer. FUCK him and his ¥¥¥¥¥¥ friends for just saying: "look iam daywalker lol, fuck you sun.")
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 23, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
and why the hell cant i even say NIGGER on these forums. wtf is up with that
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 24, 2009, 07:45:29 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 24, 2009, 07:45:29 PM
I call werewolf!
Meyer argues that her vampires "sparkle" in the sun because they are "vegetarians". This might not be the reason, but I sure as hell don't want to actually look it up.
Quote from: SCSP;1695594srsly they dont even explain it?
Meyer argues that her vampires "sparkle" in the sun because they are "vegetarians". This might not be the reason, but I sure as hell don't want to actually look it up.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Reindeer on November 24, 2009, 07:57:29 PM
Post by: Reindeer on November 24, 2009, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1695028It is ruining every art form it latches ontoYah, they even have goddamn twilight CANDY now.
Face it, they have the movies and the books.
BUT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE CANDY :(
AGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 24, 2009, 09:31:41 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 24, 2009, 09:31:41 PM
THAT BITCH RUINED CANDY
FUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUCK
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: LimewireClock on November 25, 2009, 05:26:38 AM
Post by: LimewireClock on November 25, 2009, 05:26:38 AM
Twilight? More like Twilame.
amiright?
amiright?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Pencilclock on November 25, 2009, 07:31:43 AM
Post by: Pencilclock on November 25, 2009, 07:31:43 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1695599and why the hell cant i even say NIGGER on these forums. wtf is up with that
W.T.F!!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 25, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 25, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1695580Because Meyer is a cunt with no respect for literature
Clearly you've never read Dracula
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 25, 2009, 01:12:08 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 25, 2009, 01:12:08 PM
twilight more like toileght
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on November 25, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 25, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
Quote from: Biblo;1696538Clearly you've never read Dracula
The vampire was originally a creature that went out at night and was sneaky because it could pose a threat to both the rich and the poor, and gave the elites something to fear as well. To my knowledge, vampires died in the sun because it was meant to be an exaggeration of the fact that corpses rot faster in the sun. Vampires stories predate Dracula you know!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Slurpee on November 25, 2009, 06:05:52 PM
Post by: Slurpee on November 25, 2009, 06:05:52 PM
my friend paul says dracula was the ultimate vampire story because it looked at the preceding folklore and examined what a creature that fit into those rough characteristics would have to actually be like (a real fucker, apparently) and its status as a fully realized and expounded upon fictionalized account of a mythogical/folkloric archetype is part of the reason why it's one of the very few horror stories to have entered the literary canon.
I've never read it, but that makes sense to me.
so anyway paul says that's why he feels that partly it's senseless to still be telling vampire stories in the 21st century, because at best they've only ever going to be applied to a "what if vampires crossed with x and symbolized y in setting z?" format, and they're never going to approach the literary heights bram stoker reached.
I've never read it, but that makes sense to me.
so anyway paul says that's why he feels that partly it's senseless to still be telling vampire stories in the 21st century, because at best they've only ever going to be applied to a "what if vampires crossed with x and symbolized y in setting z?" format, and they're never going to approach the literary heights bram stoker reached.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 25, 2009, 06:14:21 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 25, 2009, 06:14:21 PM
I'm writing a story right now for school, and I think I'm going to include vampires as minor characters. They definitely won't be the focus of the story. No, that will be my ghost ship of fascist orangutans.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 25, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 25, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1695028It is ruining every art form it latches onto
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 25, 2009, 06:16:55 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 25, 2009, 06:16:55 PM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1696812
GAAAAAAAH NO TAKE IT AWAY :myretinas:
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 25, 2009, 06:17:06 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 25, 2009, 06:17:06 PM
:suicide:
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Biblo on November 25, 2009, 07:47:08 PM
Post by: Biblo on November 25, 2009, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1696789The vampire was originally a creature that went out at night and was sneaky because it could pose a threat to both the rich and the poor, and gave the elites something to fear as well. To my knowledge, vampires died in the sun because it was meant to be an exaggeration of the fact that corpses rot faster in the sun. Vampires stories predate Dracula you know!
Yes, but they weren't defined. Not really literature as such, (as Slurpee said) more folklore. Bram Stoker either made up or decided on most of the tropes that are now generally considered vampire canon. Dracula was totally able to go out during the day and in sunlight, but he only had his freaky ass super powers at night.
Plus I only said that because you said Meyer had no respect for literature by having her vampires around during the day, which is toss really. Vampire mythologies have never followed a strict set of rules. They'd be way more boring by now than they are if they did. Where vampires are most interesting is when a good writer takes certain rules and interprets them interestingly.
Meyer is not a good writer, I'm just saying it doesn't make sense to say she has no respect for literature just because her vampires can handle the sun, cuz... Dracula could.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 12:03:09 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 12:03:09 AM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1696812
No.
No.
Nonononononono
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Odo on November 26, 2009, 12:56:08 AM
Post by: Odo on November 26, 2009, 12:56:08 AM
the tingley giney market is a very big market
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 26, 2009, 01:04:00 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 26, 2009, 01:04:00 AM
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 26, 2009, 01:28:56 AM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 26, 2009, 01:28:56 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1696966http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMPToss it in the fridge for that authentic experience!
...The comments are just as hilarious.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: RomanClock on November 26, 2009, 02:15:21 AM
Post by: RomanClock on November 26, 2009, 02:15:21 AM
Forks, Washington
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 01:25:43 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 01:25:43 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1696966http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
And for all you men out there:
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/10/25/14/crazy-vampire-fleshlight-with-fangs-20565-1256496797-13.jpg
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 26, 2009, 01:39:20 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 26, 2009, 01:39:20 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1697076And for all you men out there:So why are you looking this stuff up again?
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/10/25/14/crazy-vampire-fleshlight-with-fangs-20565-1256496797-13.jpg
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 26, 2009, 06:54:37 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 26, 2009, 06:54:37 PM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1697080So why are you looking this stuff up again?
Um, SnakeClock.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Reindeer on November 26, 2009, 07:33:00 PM
Post by: Reindeer on November 26, 2009, 07:33:00 PM
they probably tape it to the cardboard cut outs
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 26, 2009, 07:37:59 PM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 26, 2009, 07:37:59 PM
Quote from: Reindeer;1697242they probably tape it to the cardboard cut outs
no, to cats.. read the comments!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Reindeer on November 26, 2009, 07:46:56 PM
Post by: Reindeer on November 26, 2009, 07:46:56 PM
Quote11/20/2009WHAT THEEE FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK
This dildo is AMAAAZING. I have 7 of them so I have enough to imagine Edward Cullen ramming every orifice in my body with his sparkling peen. I also like to attach them to my grandma while she's sleeping and pretend she's a giant vampire cockmonster. so hot
EDIT: ok this one is not the most fucked up...all of these people are crazy.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 09:21:45 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 09:21:45 PM
Quote from: Ronnie James Dio Clock;1697080So why are you looking this stuff up again?
You can't look up Twilight for too long before running into something like that.
Quote from: Reindeer;1697248WHAT THEEE FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK
EDIT: ok this one is not the most fucked up...all of these people are crazy.
I like to think they're all trolling.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 26, 2009, 09:25:15 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 26, 2009, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1697277Um, Clock Crew.
_poogle_
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 26, 2009, 10:02:34 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 26, 2009, 10:02:34 PM
Quote11/21/2009
I'm used to having sex with corpses, but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable!
Quote11/01/2009
OMG! I attatch mine to a wheel chair and pretend Billy Black is fucking from behind, then I get another one and attatch a moustache to it and pretend it's Charlie Swan..he fucking loves it!
Quotez 10/28/2009
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let's hope they all fit under my snuggie.
QuoteSuzie 09/23/2009
Dildo? Holy shit! I thought this was a child's toy! O__o; Well, looks like my nephew is going to get a strange surprise mailed to him for his birthday this week.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: LotusClock on November 26, 2009, 10:25:12 PM
Post by: LotusClock on November 26, 2009, 10:25:12 PM
I don't know what the big fuss is all about. The vampires in Twilight are genuine: they're sanguine vampires, just like our good friend StarmanClock, who is a genuine vampire too. You see? It all comes together now. :D
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 10:32:54 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on November 26, 2009, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: LotusClock;1697295I don't know what the big fuss is all about. The vampires in Twilight are genuine: they're sanguine vampires, just like our good friend StarmanClock, who is a genuine vampire too. You see? It all comes together now. :D
OSHI-
I wonder if Starman has always sparkled, or if he's only just adopted this trait?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: BunnyClock on November 27, 2009, 05:56:07 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on November 27, 2009, 05:56:07 AM
Robert Pattinson's head has a pretty weird shape.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: AvocadoClock on November 27, 2009, 06:23:03 AM
Post by: AvocadoClock on November 27, 2009, 06:23:03 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1696952No.
No.
Nonononononono
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 27, 2009, 07:41:06 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 27, 2009, 07:41:06 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1695337vampire: the masquerade portrays vampires as they should be.
Yes.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 27, 2009, 11:15:43 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 27, 2009, 11:15:43 AM
Quote from: bunnyclock;1697492Robert Pattinson's head has a pretty weird shape.
Robert Pattinson's head is a foot with a face drawn on it in sharpie marker.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Slurpee on November 27, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Post by: Slurpee on November 27, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1697530Robert Pattinson's head is a foot with a face drawn on it in sharpie marker.
lol
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Odo on November 27, 2009, 05:02:30 PM
Post by: Odo on November 27, 2009, 05:02:30 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1697530Robert Pattinson's head is a foot with a face drawn on it in sharpie marker.
YOU AMERICANS HAVE TO ATTACH A BRAND TO EVERYTHING
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: miracle fruit on November 27, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on November 27, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
headline: clock crew has 7 page fan thread for new moon
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Slurpee on November 27, 2009, 05:21:51 PM
Post by: Slurpee on November 27, 2009, 05:21:51 PM
Quote from: miraclefruit;1697784headline: clock crew has 7 page fan thread for new moon
everybody's already sick of you pointing this shit out
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: miracle fruit on November 27, 2009, 05:37:42 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on November 27, 2009, 05:37:42 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1697796everybody's already sick of you pointing this shit out
whoa the fairy is hard as fuck
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 27, 2009, 05:42:47 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on November 27, 2009, 05:42:47 PM
That doesn't make sense
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 27, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 27, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
o no he didn't
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F2547683%2F2%2Fistockphoto_2547683_oh_no_you_didn_t.jpg&hash=c4b620371a87cdf563d296a729fa2cf8e18ca755)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.istockphoto.com%2Ffile_thumbview_approve%2F2547683%2F2%2Fistockphoto_2547683_oh_no_you_didn_t.jpg&hash=c4b620371a87cdf563d296a729fa2cf8e18ca755)
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Slurpee on November 27, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
Post by: Slurpee on November 27, 2009, 05:56:56 PM
bitch you know you love me
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 27, 2009, 07:03:08 PM
Post by: SilverCherryClock on November 27, 2009, 07:03:08 PM
Quote from: miraclefruit;1697812whoa the fairy is hard as fuck
lolll
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on November 29, 2009, 02:28:21 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 29, 2009, 02:28:21 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi109.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn41%2FPirateClock%2F1251911279906.png&hash=fc0e978545cd2c17572bdcb10bad094511171f79)
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 29, 2009, 06:34:31 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 29, 2009, 06:34:31 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1698712
That one always cracks me up.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on December 01, 2009, 01:16:45 AM
Post by: SnakeClock on December 01, 2009, 01:16:45 AM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1698712
They're not as invincible as they think. XD
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on December 02, 2009, 06:28:10 AM
Post by: PirateClock on December 02, 2009, 06:28:10 AM
hahahaha
read this:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#more-21603
Jesus fucking christ. Upon this point i just thought the series was badly written, uninteresting and not about vampires at all. Turns out the fourth book is basically just batshit insane. Oh and they want to split that up into 2 movies (cause the other movies where way to short to explain the entire plot right?).
read this:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#more-21603
Jesus fucking christ. Upon this point i just thought the series was badly written, uninteresting and not about vampires at all. Turns out the fourth book is basically just batshit insane. Oh and they want to split that up into 2 movies (cause the other movies where way to short to explain the entire plot right?).
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 02, 2009, 06:45:05 AM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 02, 2009, 06:45:05 AM
what the fuck is wrong with this world?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 02, 2009, 06:49:40 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 02, 2009, 06:49:40 AM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699827hahahaha
read this:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#more-21603
Jesus fucking christ. Upon this point i just thought the series was badly written, uninteresting and not about vampires at all. Turns out the fourth book is basically just batshit insane. Oh and they want to split that up into 2 movies (cause the other movies where way to short to explain the entire plot right?).
holy shit wtf did i just read?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on December 02, 2009, 08:30:24 AM
Post by: PirateClock on December 02, 2009, 08:30:24 AM
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
the horror continues
the horror continues
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 02, 2009, 08:41:05 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 02, 2009, 08:41:05 AM
GODDAMNIT
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on December 02, 2009, 03:03:27 PM
Post by: PirateClock on December 02, 2009, 03:03:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jbsIg8k
hahah
hahah
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 02, 2009, 03:48:47 PM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 02, 2009, 03:48:47 PM
I think that video's the only good thing coming out of twilight.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 02, 2009, 03:58:35 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 02, 2009, 03:58:35 PM
I know, I was in a lecture today, and this girl in the row below me was apparently reading New Moon in a pdf, it was some of the worst writing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on December 02, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on December 02, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699943http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jbsIg8k
hahah
That Edward was far too likeable.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 02, 2009, 04:03:51 PM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 02, 2009, 04:03:51 PM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700014I know, I was in a lecture today, and this girl in the row below me was apparently reading New Moon in a pdf, it was some of the worst writing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.
you should've punched her in the fucking face for reading such a book
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 02, 2009, 04:11:15 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 02, 2009, 04:11:15 PM
Quote from: Jewverine;1700022you should've punched her in the fucking face for reading such a book
Yeah, grow some balls Marlin.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 02, 2009, 04:24:06 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 02, 2009, 04:24:06 PM
Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: EtchASketchClock on December 02, 2009, 04:33:21 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on December 02, 2009, 04:33:21 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699827hahahahawhat. the. FUCK?
read this:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be#more-21603
Jesus fucking christ. Upon this point i just thought the series was badly written, uninteresting and not about vampires at all. Turns out the fourth book is basically just batshit insane. Oh and they want to split that up into 2 movies (cause the other movies where way to short to explain the entire plot right?).
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on December 07, 2009, 09:14:18 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on December 07, 2009, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700044Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.
Bella's also an author insertion character, so it's like a double whammy!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 07, 2009, 09:15:22 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 07, 2009, 09:15:22 PM
That's the same thing as a mary sue I'm pretty sure.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SnakeClock on December 07, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Post by: SnakeClock on December 07, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1702081That's the same thing as a mary sue I'm pretty sure.
It's not a requirement for them, they just usually are. Sometimes it's just a character the author likes too much.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 07, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 07, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
I see.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: RobClock on December 07, 2009, 09:20:22 PM
Post by: RobClock on December 07, 2009, 09:20:22 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1699943http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jbsIg8kSeeing Count Chocula made my day.
hahah
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: buttplug on December 08, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
Post by: buttplug on December 08, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700044Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.
Hah I didn't even know that. It makes a little more sense now.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Slurpee on December 08, 2009, 02:32:04 AM
Post by: Slurpee on December 08, 2009, 02:32:04 AM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1702080Bella's also an author insertion character, so it's like a double whammy!Blegh.
A self-insert is like when Stephen King showed up in Song of Susanah.
Bella is what Dumb Cunt wishes she was.
Unless Bella's a stupid Mormon bitch without an ounce of literary competence that hocks anti-feminest abstinence porn and can't get over how wonderful she is or how much she wants to bone the 15 year old glitter boy in her head I don't know I haven't read the books.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 08, 2009, 02:39:59 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 08, 2009, 02:39:59 AM
Quote from: Marlin Brando;1700044Also, after reading part of it, I just found out that it's all first person perspective of bella, the Mary Sue illusions are stronger than I though.
you mean the actual books are all in female first person perspective?
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on December 08, 2009, 04:36:18 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on December 08, 2009, 04:36:18 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1702308Blegh.
A self-insert is like when Stephen King showed up in Song of Susanah.
And half of his books. His main character is almost always a struggling middle-aged author, but the thing is with King it's sort of okay, because he's writing that character because it's what he's comfortable writing about, and he has the best idea of how that character works because hey, he is that character.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on December 08, 2009, 06:25:16 AM
Post by: PirateClock on December 08, 2009, 06:25:16 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1702311you mean the actual books are all in female first person perspective?
if i would write such a book it would mainly be the main character doing naked jump ropes infront of a mirror.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 08, 2009, 11:11:39 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 08, 2009, 11:11:39 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1702311you mean the actual books are all in female first person perspective?Yeah. Makes the idea of teenage girls latching onto the fantasy a lot easier.
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: splatter on December 08, 2009, 01:05:47 PM
Post by: splatter on December 08, 2009, 01:05:47 PM
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/My%20Life/5354
oh lordy
oh lordy
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on December 08, 2009, 01:20:21 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on December 08, 2009, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: splatter;1702454http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/My%20Life/5354
oh lordy
I clicked that knowing it would make me angry and it did asjk;nasfipgjnadfpjn
My Life is Average was great until Harry Potter fans got hold of it
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on December 08, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
Post by: PirateClock on December 08, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
I want to hate Hot Topic but i secretly want them to open stores over here aswell cause they also sell shirts like this:
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Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: PirateClock on December 08, 2009, 02:08:42 PM
Post by: PirateClock on December 08, 2009, 02:08:42 PM
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This one is better!
This one is better!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Poltergeist on December 08, 2009, 02:31:39 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on December 08, 2009, 02:31:39 PM
But Pirate, then everyone will have those shirts!
Title: DAMN YOU NEW MOON
Post by: Wind-up Clock on December 08, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
Post by: Wind-up Clock on December 08, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
They also sold this Transformers shirt that was intentionally weathered. I thought it was pretty nice.