Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: AnchorClock on November 21, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
Post by: AnchorClock on November 21, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
I'm in London for a week. Whats up?
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: GamblerClock on November 21, 2009, 08:11:42 PM
Post by: GamblerClock on November 21, 2009, 08:11:42 PM
Shit weather. Shit music. Enjoy your stay.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: AnchorClock on November 21, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
Post by: AnchorClock on November 21, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
Quote from: GamblerClock;1694626Shit weather. Shit music. Enjoy your stay.
Don't forget the shit food and shit wifi.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: AnchorClock on November 21, 2009, 08:14:34 PM
Post by: AnchorClock on November 21, 2009, 08:14:34 PM
Quote from: AnchorClock;1694627Don't forget ther shit food
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: miracle fruit on November 21, 2009, 08:20:56 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on November 21, 2009, 08:20:56 PM
shit accents
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: GamblerClock on November 21, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
Post by: GamblerClock on November 21, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
Granted the wifi's shit, but us Brits have nice curry!
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Sinister Clock on November 21, 2009, 09:28:29 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on November 21, 2009, 09:28:29 PM
I am British and I own. Dunno about anyone else.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 21, 2009, 09:34:16 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 21, 2009, 09:34:16 PM
Im a clock in america
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Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Blue on November 22, 2009, 01:20:44 AM
Post by: Blue on November 22, 2009, 01:20:44 AM
only Brits think their food is good... Have no idea why, even the McDonalds in London tastes like shit.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: TapedeckClock on November 22, 2009, 01:51:36 AM
Post by: TapedeckClock on November 22, 2009, 01:51:36 AM
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Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Sheep on November 22, 2009, 02:32:15 AM
Post by: Sheep on November 22, 2009, 02:32:15 AM
I'd do it for free!
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2009, 04:15:02 AM
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2009, 04:15:02 AM
ahahahaha.
boy you've made a shit decision.
enjoy your £10 microwaved lasagne.
boy you've made a shit decision.
enjoy your £10 microwaved lasagne.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 04:30:00 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 04:30:00 AM
Have fun being an American in England.
No this implies McDonalds isn't shit everywhere. Skittles and Burger King taste better over here though.
Quote from: Blue;1694685only Brits think their food is good... Have no idea why, even the McDonalds in London tastes like shit.
No this implies McDonalds isn't shit everywhere. Skittles and Burger King taste better over here though.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: WrenchClock on November 22, 2009, 04:51:59 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 22, 2009, 04:51:59 AM
There's one thing Americans don't have:
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsorrydadenglandisweird.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fscotchegg.jpeg&hash=83d4e976bb05d50e019638bfcf5442e52323d8de)
food argument over.
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food argument over.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2009, 04:56:05 AM
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2009, 04:56:05 AM
scotch eggs are delicious
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: WrenchClock on November 22, 2009, 05:06:11 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 22, 2009, 05:06:11 AM
Quote from: Steve;1694727scotch eggs are delicious
Just Googling the picture made me hungry for a boiled egg wrapped in meat, breadcrumbs and mayonnaise.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: miracle fruit on November 22, 2009, 05:54:06 AM
Post by: miracle fruit on November 22, 2009, 05:54:06 AM
Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1694726There's one thing Americans don't have:
food argument over.
i dont understand why us westerners couldnt make these
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 06:02:08 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 06:02:08 AM
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Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 22, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 22, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
I remember one of my friends who went to London for a month and came back with an absolutely horrific fake-British accent, and has yet to get rid of it... :\
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 08:28:07 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 22, 2009, 08:28:07 AM
Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1694739I remember one of my friends who went to London for a month and came back with an absolutely horrific fake-British accent, and has yet to get rid of it... :\
That's terrible :(
A kid at my old school went to Ameerica for a while and adopted a permanent awful awful fake accent.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 22, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 22, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
i was born in the Netherlands and therefore adopted permanent cool.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 22, 2009, 10:02:57 AM
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 22, 2009, 10:02:57 AM
London sucks to be a tourist in because there are millions of others like you. For example, if your an American in London and your in a club or a bar, nobody will bat an eyelid because there are thousands of yanks in London already.
Go to one of the cities outside the capital though and pussy will fly at you from every direction because girls from shit towns love outsiders. Hell, I get a lot of attention in UK towns just because of my Manchester accent so if your from outside the country your more or less guaranteed to get your dick wet.
Travel advice with MMC, safe!
Go to one of the cities outside the capital though and pussy will fly at you from every direction because girls from shit towns love outsiders. Hell, I get a lot of attention in UK towns just because of my Manchester accent so if your from outside the country your more or less guaranteed to get your dick wet.
Travel advice with MMC, safe!
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: AnchorClock on November 22, 2009, 04:38:03 PM
Post by: AnchorClock on November 22, 2009, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: Blue;1694685only Brits think their food is good... Have no idea why, even the McDonalds in London tastes like shit.
But, the McDonalds are pretty upscale. I walked past one of them, and they had nice chairs and nice tables. None of the furnature is bolted to the floor.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: YoYoClock on November 22, 2009, 04:40:09 PM
Post by: YoYoClock on November 22, 2009, 04:40:09 PM
Welcome to the most depressing civilised country in the world
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: WrenchClock on November 23, 2009, 02:22:56 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 23, 2009, 02:22:56 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1694758London sucks to be a tourist in because there are millions of others like you. For example, if your an American in London and your in a club or a bar, nobody will bat an eyelid because there are thousands of yanks in London already.
Go to one of the cities outside the capital though and pussy will fly at you from every direction because girls from shit towns love outsiders. Hell, I get a lot of attention in UK towns just because of my Manchester accent so if your from outside the country your more or less guaranteed to get your dick wet.
Travel advice with MMC, safe!
Don't go to Manchester though, you'll get shot.
jk MMC don't shoot me :(
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 23, 2009, 02:51:34 AM
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 23, 2009, 02:51:34 AM
Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1695271Don't go to Manchester though, you'll get shot.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: WrenchClock on November 23, 2009, 02:53:32 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 23, 2009, 02:53:32 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1695281
YEAH BRAP BRAP BLUD ILL FUCKIN MERK YER MATE
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 23, 2009, 02:54:36 AM
Post by: MonsterMunch on November 23, 2009, 02:54:36 AM
Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1695284YEAH BRAP BRAP BLUD ILL FUCKIN MERK YER MATE
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Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: BunnyClock on November 23, 2009, 02:59:45 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on November 23, 2009, 02:59:45 AM
Just protectin ma patch
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 23, 2009, 09:15:26 AM
Post by: RabidClock on November 23, 2009, 09:15:26 AM
I went through Heathrow once, everyone spoke English, but I couldn't understand anyone. Also the food was shit.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 23, 2009, 09:31:29 AM
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 23, 2009, 09:31:29 AM
Were those guys carrying chinese cleavers?
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: DaisyClock on November 24, 2009, 03:45:22 AM
Post by: DaisyClock on November 24, 2009, 03:45:22 AM
london was too busy for me
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 24, 2009, 04:19:32 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 24, 2009, 04:19:32 AM
WTF UK WIGGERS
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: PentagramClock on November 24, 2009, 04:22:20 AM
Post by: PentagramClock on November 24, 2009, 04:22:20 AM
Quote from: Blue;1694685only Brits think their food is good
What, you don't like blood pudding?
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: DaisyClock on November 24, 2009, 10:24:54 AM
Post by: DaisyClock on November 24, 2009, 10:24:54 AM
i love my food
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: EnglishClock on November 24, 2009, 12:15:09 PM
Post by: EnglishClock on November 24, 2009, 12:15:09 PM
Quote from: SCSP;1695950WTF UK WIGGERS
Incorrect. That revolting species there is the chav, the close cousin of the wigger. A common misconception to people with an untrained eye, although they have been known to interbreed resulting in a horrendous vomit-inducing mixed species containing features of both chav and wigger, making the difference that much harder to convey.
Next week: Black people.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Poltergeist on November 24, 2009, 12:33:09 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 24, 2009, 12:33:09 PM
I'LL SET YOU THE WONDERBANG MATE ONE SEC AND YOUR JAW IS GONE
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Poltergeist on November 24, 2009, 12:34:26 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 24, 2009, 12:34:26 PM
Also the guys in that video were the least threatening chavs I've ever seen.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Sheep on November 24, 2009, 12:56:31 PM
Post by: Sheep on November 24, 2009, 12:56:31 PM
What a bunch of queers.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 24, 2009, 01:24:57 PM
Post by: RabidClock on November 24, 2009, 01:24:57 PM
Quote from: Hannah Montana;1695977woah terrible food around the most busiest airport in the world? who would have guessed.Wow, the most busiest eh? Well I guess Atlanta International must be a fluke, what with it's largest number of passengers and massive traffic, but still able to have delicious restaurants that I would visit even if I weren't flying.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: PirateClock on November 24, 2009, 01:36:15 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 24, 2009, 01:36:15 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1694758London sucks to be a tourist in because there are millions of others like you. For example, if your an American in London and your in a club or a bar, nobody will bat an eyelid because there are thousands of yanks in London already.
Friend of mine went to London and he ended up banging an American chick.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 24, 2009, 01:57:22 PM
Post by: RabidClock on November 24, 2009, 01:57:22 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1696055Friend of mine went to London and he ended up banging an American chick.That's because American women are generally I'm a edgy teen and subsequently, easy. OMG I LUV UR BRISTSH ACCENT!!!1 I'm not British. LOL WATEVR
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: Poltergeist on November 27, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
Post by: Poltergeist on November 27, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1696064That's because American women are generally I'm a edgy teen and subsequently, easy. OMG I LUV UR BRISTSH ACCENT!!!1 I'm not British. LOL WATEVR
Yeah I don't know what it is but they're suckers for British accents :cool:
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: PirateClock on November 27, 2009, 01:10:45 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 27, 2009, 01:10:45 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1696064That's because American women are generally I'm a edgy teen and subsequently, easy. OMG I LUV UR BRISTSH ACCENT!!!1 I'm not British. LOL WATEVR
Well he was dutch so he just went with the "I'm from Amsterdam" line, even though we live on the different side of Holland.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 27, 2009, 02:28:20 PM
Post by: RabidClock on November 27, 2009, 02:28:20 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1696064That's because American women are generally I'm a edgy teen and subsequently, easy. OMG I LUV UR BRISTSH ACCENT!!!1 I'm not British. LOL WATEVR:)
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: PirateClock on November 27, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 27, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1697693:)
You can't expect me to read your entire posts. I just skim them and i spotted British!
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 27, 2009, 10:47:59 PM
Post by: RabidClock on November 27, 2009, 10:47:59 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1697765You can't expect me to read your entire posts. I just skim them and i spotted British!Sorry, didn't have time to read the whole post, all I got was 'you' 'post' 'British' so I'm going to assume I post like a world conquering superpower with bad teeth.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: PirateClock on November 28, 2009, 06:12:49 AM
Post by: PirateClock on November 28, 2009, 06:12:49 AM
Quote from: RabidClock;1697998Sorry, didn't have time to read the whole post, all I got was 'you' 'post' 'British' so I'm going to assume I post like a world conquering superpower with bad teeth.
All i got was "sorry" and "teeth" so i'm going to assume you are apologizing for you horrible blowjob the other day.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 28, 2009, 10:34:58 AM
Post by: RabidClock on November 28, 2009, 10:34:58 AM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1698084All i got was "sorry" and "teeth" so i'm going to assume you are apologizing for you horrible blowjob the other day.You said it was good!
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: PirateClock on November 28, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
Post by: PirateClock on November 28, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: RabidClock;1698175You said it was good!
I was being polite.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 28, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
Post by: RabidClock on November 28, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1698234I was being polite.You were being a jerk and I will never go out with you again. And Transformers is a terrible movie to take a date to, and a terrible movie period.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: RabidClock on November 29, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
Post by: RabidClock on November 29, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
Quote from: Hannah Montana;1698785http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heathrow_airporthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartsfield%E2%80%93Jackson_Atlanta_International_Airport
London Heathrow Airport or Heathrow (IATA: LHR, ICAO: EGLL), located in the London Borough of Hillingdon, is the world's busiest airport in terms of international passenger traffic.
thanks
QuoteIt is the world's busiest airport by passenger traffic, serving 90 million passengers per year, as well as by number of landings and take-offs
And they have a fantastic sushi bar.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: INoodleClock on November 30, 2009, 03:16:54 PM
Post by: INoodleClock on November 30, 2009, 03:16:54 PM
Quote from: GamblerClock;1694626Shit music. Enjoy your stay.
Most I'm a edgy teen thing said. Ever.
Title: ATTN Clocks in the UK
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 30, 2009, 08:54:51 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 30, 2009, 08:54:51 PM
i dont live in uk, but i think it's ok, mai manz