Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 07:44:33 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 07:44:33 AM
Was expecting more pictures of Chocolate Covered Marzipan Log, TBH. Bit of a letdown.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: BunnyClock on November 28, 2009, 07:51:00 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on November 28, 2009, 07:51:00 AM
Welcome! The name cabbageclock is taken though
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Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 07:53:08 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 07:53:08 AM
Did someone steal it while i was away?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 28, 2009, 07:55:48 AM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 28, 2009, 07:55:48 AM
Hello, dear fellow!
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: BunnyClock on November 28, 2009, 07:57:41 AM
Post by: BunnyClock on November 28, 2009, 07:57:41 AM
no I was just kidding get it ha-ha
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 07:59:42 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 07:59:42 AM
everyone can see your bits.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: PentagramClock on November 28, 2009, 08:22:22 AM
Post by: PentagramClock on November 28, 2009, 08:22:22 AM
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Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 08:26:37 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 08:26:37 AM
Yeah, they're pretty good pictures. Not the marzipan log I was looking for though. I'm looking for one with a green wrapper, possibly german, and with an aura of violence about it.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 08:35:11 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 08:35:11 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1698118hi cabbage :)
Hello there. You get that block of cheese I sent you? Last year? The one with the pubes in it? No? Good, because I never sent it. Health and safety.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 28, 2009, 09:01:02 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 28, 2009, 09:01:02 AM
MARZIPAN, FOR THE REAL MAN.
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Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1698139MARZIPAN, FOR THE REAL MAN.
I bet it would be a lot bigger if it was a chocolate covered marzipenis. Knowhutamean?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on November 28, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on November 28, 2009, 09:21:22 AM
how real is you
like on a scale from 1 to damnnnnn
like on a scale from 1 to damnnnnn
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:24:15 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:24:15 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1698154how real is you
like on a scale from 1 to damnnnnn
What is "real"?
How do you define "real"?
Soooooo 1999.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on November 28, 2009, 09:29:37 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on November 28, 2009, 09:29:37 AM
It doesn't stop getting fucking real man
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:33:42 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:33:42 AM
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1698158It doesn't stop getting fucking real man
Love is real. Real is love.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Are you Cabbage Clock as in "rilstix" Cabbage Clock?
If so, hey, how have you been lately?
If so, hey, how have you been lately?
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Post by: DigitalLemonClock on November 28, 2009, 09:41:20 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on November 28, 2009, 09:41:20 AM
{{}}
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1698162Are you Cabbage Clock as in "rilstix" Cabbage Clock?
If so, hey, how have you been lately?
I am CabbageClock as in CabbageClock, soul molester. Do I have to be this "rilstix" fellow in order for you to care about how I am? If not, then I am in good health, thanks for asking.
Would you like a carrier bag with that?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 09:48:52 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 09:48:52 AM
This is not the internet, it is television.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CaulkClock on November 28, 2009, 09:54:07 AM
Post by: CaulkClock on November 28, 2009, 09:54:07 AM
This is the WWW, not the Internet. Or is it the other way around?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:55:47 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:55:47 AM
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1698165This is not the internet, it is television.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TELEVISION. GTFO!
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 10:02:56 AM
Sorry, we're public access.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: LeekClock on November 28, 2009, 10:03:31 AM
Post by: LeekClock on November 28, 2009, 10:03:31 AM
Hi CabbageClock!
I believe Rilstix' alterego was a lettuce actually. We may all rest soundly this night.
I believe Rilstix' alterego was a lettuce actually. We may all rest soundly this night.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 10:05:16 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 10:05:16 AM
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1698169Sorry, we're public access.
Like Paris Hilton's vagina.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2009, 10:15:17 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2009, 10:15:17 AM
Quote from: LeekClock;1698170Hi CabbageClock!Oops you're correct.
I believe Rilstix' alterego was a lettuce actually. We may all rest soundly this night.
My bad Cabbage, welcome back, you seem cool.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 10:22:44 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1698173Oops you're correct.
My bad Cabbage, welcome back, you seem cool.
As cool as a dog with half a rectum.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Kidney BeanClock on November 28, 2009, 11:00:51 AM
Post by: Kidney BeanClock on November 28, 2009, 11:00:51 AM
Hello my good man.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 11:01:45 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 11:01:45 AM
How would you know I was a man, unless you were looking at my penis?
PERVERT!
PERVERT!
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 11:12:07 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 11:12:07 AM
Quote from: CabbageClock;1698171Like Paris Hilton's vagina.
Except the FCC doesn't regulate her bandwidth.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 11:23:43 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 11:23:43 AM
If there's one thing that needs to be regulated, it's that Vagina. Quality control. You could get a Paris Hilton sized foot in there. Sideways. She'd swallow herself whole and create some sort of Paris Hilton publicity vacuum.
Considering she already is a publicity vacuum, you could say that this event has already taken place.
Considering she already is a publicity vacuum, you could say that this event has already taken place.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 11:50:47 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 11:50:47 AM
Hiltoboros, the slut being eaten by her own pussy.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:09:24 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:09:24 PM
I like this thread.
Heya Cabbage, nice to "meet" you! :D
Heya Cabbage, nice to "meet" you! :D
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:19:21 PM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:19:21 PM
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1698189Hiltoboros, the slut being eaten by her own pussy.
Is she available for childrens birthday parties? It's either this or tricky the clown.
Hello Norman, hows the weather?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:29:52 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:29:52 PM
Chilly and damp. How now with you?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:36:33 PM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:36:33 PM
Dark and unsettling, with a blend of roiling blight and smoky aromas.
...like Paris Hilton's VAGIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...like Paris Hilton's VAGIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:39:59 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:39:59 PM
DAYUUUUUUUM
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:44:13 PM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:44:13 PM
Now we're back to where we were 3 hours ago. This can only mean one thing. I am...
BOROBOUROS - The clock who eats his own thread.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza...
BOROBOUROS - The clock who eats his own thread.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza...
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:46:43 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:46:43 PM
you might want to get that checked out
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
Quote from: Norman;1698205you might want to get that checked out
I already have, and it's incurable, just like Disco Fever.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
BURN BABY BURN
ow that actually does burn. I'm gonna go drop a yard stick.
ow that actually does burn. I'm gonna go drop a yard stick.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: WrenchClock on November 28, 2009, 12:59:31 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 28, 2009, 12:59:31 PM
Cabbage seems like a cool guy.
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Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
I'm back, and ten pounds lighter.
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Post by: CaramelAppleClock on November 28, 2009, 01:07:44 PM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on November 28, 2009, 01:07:44 PM
Hi Cabbage, I already like you
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 01:35:15 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 01:35:15 PM
Hi Cabbage, I'm our resident Gayface. You show promise. Train hard, and perhaps one day you can take up my mantle.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 02:39:29 PM
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 28, 2009, 02:39:29 PM
More like Greyface. :(
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 28, 2009, 02:55:14 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on November 28, 2009, 02:55:14 PM
The ammount of the use of the word vagina in this thread has me all warm and fuzzy.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: TapedeckClock on November 28, 2009, 03:12:52 PM
Post by: TapedeckClock on November 28, 2009, 03:12:52 PM
i like this guy
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 03:18:27 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 03:18:27 PM
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1698229More like Greyface. :(
I see what you did there.
And it's called depression. IT IS A REALLY REAL DISEASE. REALLY!
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: WrenchClock on November 28, 2009, 04:12:19 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on November 28, 2009, 04:12:19 PM
Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1698233The ammount of the use of the word vagina in this thread has me all warm and fuzzy.
like a vagina
ohhhh snap
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 04:51:45 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1698266like a vagina
ohhhh snap
wtf you furry
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Detective Arbogast;1698266like a vagina
ohhhh snap
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
Post by: Beret on November 28, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
:3
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on November 28, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
Post by: DiscoBallClock on November 28, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
Cabbage's posts in the CC BT are enough to convince me that he is cool.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 07:55:07 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 28, 2009, 07:55:07 PM
Quote from: Eyebrows Mcgee;1698288Cabbage's posts in the CC BT are enough to convince me that he is cool.
Checking this out now, tweet me back.
EDIT: Yes, his contributions have been quite pleasing so far in my ass.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 28, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: Gayface;1698398Checking this out now, tweet me back.
EDIT: Yes, his contributions have been quite pleasing so far in my ass.
My contribution IS your ass. I crafted it in my little shanty house, like Gepetto crafted Pinocchio. Only I made your ass out of sweet bread and butter pudding instead of wood. Gives you splinters, knowhutimean?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on November 28, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
It's weird, now that I've started to read the Biggest Topic I get that post.
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: AnkhClock on November 28, 2009, 09:38:32 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on November 28, 2009, 09:38:32 PM
I like this guy even though I've seen him before!
welcome back
welcome back
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 28, 2009, 09:40:04 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 28, 2009, 09:40:04 PM
sup
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: SirClock on November 29, 2009, 01:31:46 AM
Post by: SirClock on November 29, 2009, 01:31:46 AM
cabbage, what is that some kind of herb or root or something
namechange plz
namechange plz
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 29, 2009, 01:47:05 AM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on November 29, 2009, 01:47:05 AM
Quote from: SirClock;1698478cabbage, what is that some kind of herb or root or something
namechange plz
How dare you?
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: CabbageClock on November 29, 2009, 05:58:52 AM
Post by: CabbageClock on November 29, 2009, 05:58:52 AM
Quote from: SirClock;1698478cabbage, what is that some kind of herb or root or something
namechange plz
ChocolateCoveredMarzipanLogClock it is, then. Oh wait... THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PICTURES OF THEM ON THE DAMN INTERNET. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD LOOK LIKE?
INNNNNNTERRRRRRRNNNNNET! *Shakes fist*
Title: So, this is the internet?
Post by: INoodleClock on November 30, 2009, 03:14:47 PM
Post by: INoodleClock on November 30, 2009, 03:14:47 PM
That's like a yule log with marzipan in the middle, amirite?