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Arts & Leisure => Gaming & Technology => Topic farted by: NintendrCkolc on December 13, 2009, 07:35:28 PM

Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 13, 2009, 07:35:28 PM
Anybody actually sit through this garbage last night? I had to work so I'm kinda interested to know whether it was just as dumb as it is every year or if it was actually decent to watch.

http://kotaku.com/5425374/rounding-up-the-winners-and-videos-from-the-vgas

It's really awesome that they debuted so many different games. I knew LA was planning on announcing a new Star wars game but I was hoping for something a bit different besides a Force unleashed sequel. My expectations for it are EXTREMELY low.

Halo Reach looks like a MW2 ripoff. Its too early to say what it'll be like however..

If nothing else they atleast didnt fuck up the awards.

• Game of the Year: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
• Studio of the Year: Rocksteady Studios
• Best Independent Game: Flower
• Best Xbox 360 Game: Left 4 Dead 2
• Best PS3 Game: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
• Best Wii Game: New Super Mario Bros. Wii
• Best PC Game: Dragon Age: Origins
• Best Handheld Game: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
• Best Shooter: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
• Best Fighting Game: Street Fighter IV
• Best Action Adventure Game: Assassin's Creed II
• Best RPG: Dragon Age: Origins
• Best Multiplayer Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
• Best Individual Sports Game: UFC 2009 Undisputed
• Best Team Sports Game: NHL 10
• Best Driving Game: Forza Motorsport 3
• Best Music Game: The Beatles: Rock Band
• Best Soundtrack: DJ Hero
• Best Original Score: Halo 3: ODST
• Best Graphics: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
• Best Game Based On A Movie/TV Show: South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play!
• Best Performance By A Human Female: Megan Fox (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
• Best Performance By A Human Male: Hugh Jackman (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
• Best Cast: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
• Best Voice: Jack Black (Brütal Legend)
• Best Downloadable Game: Shadow Complex
• Best DLC: Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
• Most Anticipated Game of 2010: God of War III

I pretty much agree with most of these.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Thor on December 13, 2009, 07:48:40 PM
Studio of the year should be Valve

THIS YEAR AND EVERY YEAR
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: TequilaClock on December 13, 2009, 07:54:16 PM
You know this show is pure garbage when Megan Fox got nominated for something in first place.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: TabascoClock on December 13, 2009, 07:54:33 PM
Bill Murray didn't win best male voice, that is bullshit.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: WiiClock on December 13, 2009, 07:55:07 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1704605You know this show is pure garbage when Megan Fox got nominated for something in first place.

hot bitch awards
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: WiiClock on December 13, 2009, 07:55:27 PM
video game awards you guys are losers
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 13, 2009, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: Zombie Bill Murray;1704599Studio of the year should be Valve

THIS YEAR AND EVERY YEAR

Rock steady rightfully deserves the award. Valve didn't release much of anything this year except a sequel to a game you played last year.

Quote from: Joey;1704608video game awards you guys are losers

pft
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: TequilaClock on December 13, 2009, 08:02:32 PM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1704609Rock steady rightfully deserves the award. Valve didn't release much of anything this year expect a sequel to a game you played last year.
I agree, they were one of the few developers to make a KICKASS licensed game. That is challenging to do now.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 13, 2009, 08:21:24 PM
Really goddamn predictable.

Only HARDCOREZ stuff won anything. Oh well.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 13, 2009, 08:32:58 PM
Quote from: Robotic Bear;1704623Really goddamn predictable.

Only HARDCOREZ stuff won anything. Oh well.

What else was there though? I mean really flower isnt exactly a "HARDCORE" title.

And Uncharted 2 is fucking amazing.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 13, 2009, 08:38:38 PM
The award presentation was lacking. Half of the awards weren't even given proper introductions, just told what the winners were, especially if a game won more than once.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Thor on December 13, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1704609Rock steady rightfully deserves the award. Valve didn't release much of anything this year except a sequel to a game you played last year.

Rocksteady made one game anybody cares about ever and the game is only successful because it uses a bunch of awesome characters that they had nothing to do with the creation of.

Making something awesome that sells out of batman these days is so easy you'd have to be a retard to fuck it up.


The people who made uncharted 2 deserve the award more. After all, they DID make GOTY.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 13, 2009, 09:35:49 PM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1704597If nothing else they atleast didnt fuck up the awards.

• Best Performance By A Human Female: Megan Fox (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

Ahem.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 13, 2009, 09:42:30 PM
Every award show has at least a couple bad picks.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: TequilaClock on December 13, 2009, 10:20:48 PM
Activision/Ubisoft dick sucking isn't what I call just bad picks.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: SoBe Clock on December 13, 2009, 10:41:15 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1704711Activision/Ubisoft dick sucking isn't what I call just bad picks.

I don't see any Activision or Ubisoft dick sucking. The games that won deserved to win, in my opinion.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: TequilaClock on December 13, 2009, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: SoBe Clock;1704733I don't see any Activision or Ubisoft dick sucking. The games that won deserved to win.
I meant as in nominations, but you got a point.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: buttplug on December 14, 2009, 01:13:41 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1704605You know this show is pure garbage when Megan Fox got nominated for something in first place.

Yeah she doesn't have enough acne to be a true gamer!
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Poltergeist on December 14, 2009, 02:32:15 AM
• Best Performance By A Human Female: Megan Fox (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)

1. This is quite fucking obviously wrong what the fuck
2. Why not just say woman you cunts you're making us sound like a bunch of shut-ins who never get to fucking see girls
3.The only reason they fucking nominated her was they were hoping she'd show up to get her piece of shit awardshe couldn't possibly care about at all
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 14, 2009, 08:59:02 AM
Megan Fox has never given a good performance in anything, she's a terrible actress.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Poltergeist on December 14, 2009, 01:58:23 PM
Worst of all she's not hot enough to cancel out just how bad she is.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: PepperClock on December 14, 2009, 07:16:42 PM
not sure what all the call of duty is doing to you guys, but Megan Fox is fucking gorgeous.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwoodenspears.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fmegan-fox-panties.jpg&hash=ac4cc49dcb7bad24deb9ac2526499b1351409006)


ewwwwww girls!
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: WiiClock on December 14, 2009, 07:17:47 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1704955Worst of all she's not hot enough to cancel out just how bad she is.

you're dumb
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 14, 2009, 10:00:04 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1704955Worst of all she's not hot enough to cancel out just how bad she is.

I agree.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Thor on December 14, 2009, 10:15:01 PM
Quote from: PepperClock;1705087[IM]http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-panties.jpg[/IMG]

Hey guys, I think there might be a picture of a woman under all that photoshop airbrush

(but yeah she is hot)
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 14, 2009, 11:07:52 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2F0x4oit%2FMegan%2520Fox%2520-%2520Jennifers%2520Body%2520-%25201_4.jpg&hash=9cebc648470ff6a32398816eeb8045793f5008ac)
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Thor on December 14, 2009, 11:10:42 PM
Sometimes I wonder if people realize hotness is subjective and is not a provable fact.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Topcatyo on December 14, 2009, 11:12:00 PM
Also that's a still frame.  You can take a still frame from any movie and make someone look I'm a edgy teen with it.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 14, 2009, 11:16:35 PM
Quote from: Thor;1705163Sometimes I wonder if people realize hotness is subjective and is not a provable fact.

Megan Fox is very hot, that doesn't excuse her lack of acting abilities though. And her being hot should not be confused with having acting abilities.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: TequilaClock on December 14, 2009, 11:44:33 PM
Hence sluts can be hot. Sometimes.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Topcatyo on December 15, 2009, 12:42:17 AM
Quote from: Sovereign;1705170Megan Fox is very hot, that doesn't excuse her lack of acting abilities though. And her being hot should not be confused with having acting abilities.
Okay, I concede on this point.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Poltergeist on December 15, 2009, 02:03:23 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1705165Also that's a still frame.  You can take a still frame from any movie and make someone look I'm a edgy teen with it.

People more resemble still frames of them then professionally lit and photoshopped pictures 99% of the time.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2009, 02:03:57 AM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1704597Halo Reach looks like a MW2 ripoff. Its too early to say what it'll be like however..

how does halo look like modern warfare what game show were you watching
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: Topcatyo on December 15, 2009, 02:58:55 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1705215People more resemble still frames of them then professionally lit and photoshopped pictures 99% of the time.
I meant more along the lines of if the person is moving it's a more accurate representation.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 15, 2009, 03:59:28 AM
Quote from: miraclefruit;1705216how does halo look like modern warfare what game show were you watching

Remember when halo oozed of its own style?

This game looks like MW2 in that it seems to me like bungie is trying to add squad mates (similar to those in MW) and making everything look more realistic.

Am I saying its going to be MW2 no, i'm saying it looks heavily influenced by it.
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: miracle fruit on December 15, 2009, 10:36:29 AM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1705231Remember when halo oozed of its own style?

This game looks like MW2 in that it seems to me like bungie is trying to add squad mates (similar to those in MW) and making everything look more realistic.

Am I saying its going to be MW2 no, i'm saying it looks heavily influenced by it.

im just glad its not boring old halo ok
Title: the 2009 VGA's
Post by: EtchASketchClock on December 15, 2009, 02:44:56 PM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1705231Remember when halo oozed of its own style?

This game looks like MW2 in that it seems to me like bungie is trying to add squad mates (similar to those in MW) and making everything look more realistic.

Am I saying its going to be MW2 no, i'm saying it looks heavily influenced by it.
Well MW2 is a war game.
In Reach, you are fighting in a war.

Oh shit!