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Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 17, 2009, 11:25:24 AM
Normally this wouldn't be news, but the reason why he got suspended certainly seems to be the case. A teacher made an assignment for kids to draw what Christmas means to them. So this kid in Taunton Ma drew a picture that was deemed "violent" and was suspended until he gets a psychological evaluation. By the way this was the violent picture.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcnews.canoe.ca%2FCNEWS%2FWorld%2F2009%2F12%2F15%2Fjesus250.jpg&hash=4b5a92da03424611e8f59fc4f58b238050c4d9ae)

I dunno about you guys but I used to draw shit way worse than this when I was a kid.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AstronautClock on December 17, 2009, 11:32:26 AM
lol
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on December 17, 2009, 11:39:02 AM
In first grade I drew a bloody murder clown with eight tits. I'm not even kidding.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Topcatyo on December 17, 2009, 11:40:48 AM
That's so stupid and I'm a edgy teen.
I've drawn waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse stuff, and not to mention the kid simply drew, you know, Jesus, so what the fuck?
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 17, 2009, 11:41:29 AM
what does the sign say?
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SilverCherryClock on December 17, 2009, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1706017what does the sign say?

its the kids name
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 17, 2009, 11:44:11 AM
btw: "Only in America"
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: DiscoBallClock on December 17, 2009, 11:56:27 AM
People are so stupid with their I'm a edgy teen psychiatrist mentality.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: DiscoBallClock on December 17, 2009, 12:13:57 PM
I drew pokemon and road signs. Seriously I drew these signs with like "Lisbon 132 km, Aveiro 85 km" etc. And some arrows too. And some of those signs you see in highways.

And Bulbasaurs. Shit was rad.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: RobClock on December 17, 2009, 12:14:08 PM
He drew a crucifix and gets a psychological evaluation?!

what in the FUCK
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: PirateClock on December 17, 2009, 12:26:14 PM
i drew intricate machines that harvested people, tortured them, chopped them up, burned them and dispensed their asses across the land.

The worst part is that im not even kidding.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: PirateClock on December 17, 2009, 12:27:57 PM
I also drew skulls with snakes  and spiders crawling trough them. I have no idea why, i've always been a happy child. I guess im just fucking metal.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: DiscoBallClock on December 17, 2009, 12:29:33 PM
Oh I also tried drawing Dexter's Lab. Wasn't successful though.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 17, 2009, 12:30:40 PM
I used to draw werewolves gutting people, weird demented clowns with guns that came out of their stomachs, severed body parts, blood splatter, skulls, aliens ripping peoples faces off etc etc. I was a reasonably happy kid, and never got into trouble for it. Although some time in middle school I got in trouble for writing "redrum" on some drawing I did. Kinda lost clout after I said to the principal "So you saw the shining too then huh? So what's the problem?"
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2009, 12:35:11 PM
i didn't really draw, i just shaded in an entire page at the back of my math book,
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: DiscoBallClock on December 17, 2009, 12:36:50 PM
One last post, when I was like 2, I used to write the alphabet and numbers in white sheets instead of drawing.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 17, 2009, 12:51:48 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1706038I also drew skulls with snakes  and spiders crawling trough them. I have no idea why, i've always been a happy child. I guess im just fucking metal.

skulls and snakes here too.
Plus g i joes shooting shit and killing cobra's and vice versa.
I think i still have them lying around somewhere. This calls for scanning.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Converse on December 17, 2009, 01:10:08 PM
I drew birds. Also I got in trouble once for drawing a naked lady in the second grade-ish
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: MonsterMunch on December 17, 2009, 03:02:35 PM
Once when I was 9 as part of an R.E lesson we had to write about a story in the Qu'ran of when someone tried to murder the prophet Muhammad while he was sleeping under a tree only to decide not to at the last minute. WITH ILLUSTRATIONS.

Seriously.

We all had to draw a picture of a sleeping Muhammad with a dude stood over him with a sword.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 17, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
That's hilarious.

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1706081We all had to draw a picture of a sleeping Muhammad with a dude stood over him with a sword.

Drawing Muhammad for a religious education class is also hilarious.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 17, 2009, 03:38:07 PM
Heard about htis on the radio.

I'm not surprised, people in this country cant even say "Merry Christmas" without some asshat throwing a pissy fit over it.

Fuck being politically correct. If you try to make everyone happy, no one ends up happy.

Oh and for the record, I drew the Terminator fighting Robocop when I was this kids age and my teacher actually liked it. They had big ass guns and everything. Hell If I remember correctly, we had to write a narrative short paper and I chose Robocop Vs. Terminator as my subject..

I bet you cant guess what my favorite movies were when I was in 2nd grade.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 17, 2009, 04:07:10 PM
Quote from: Baby Gangster;1706092Fuck being politically correct. If you try to make everyone happy, no one ends up happy.

I like that enforced atheism is now "being politically correct". lol
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Sinister Clock on December 17, 2009, 04:47:16 PM
I wonder what guro artists drew when they were kids.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 17, 2009, 04:54:12 PM
America: Fuck it, nuke it all.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 17, 2009, 04:57:10 PM
I drew new nations when I was a kid. The main one was this archipelago with five islands. The four island groups surrounding the main one were usually uniform, and looked like a whale, a fish, a bar of gold, and a face.

However, whenever I drew the large middle island it was always a different shape because i would just make random curves, except for a large harbor at the south end.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: WiiClock on December 17, 2009, 04:59:52 PM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1706113I wonder what guro artists drew when they were kids.

spaghetti
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: WiiClock on December 17, 2009, 05:00:20 PM
chef boyardee lol
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: TequilaClock on December 17, 2009, 05:29:47 PM
I think it's I'm a edgy teenly ironic this happens after all those rabid christians whine about Christmas. Well do you want us to be Santa addicts or not?
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: miracle fruit on December 17, 2009, 06:53:27 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1706009Normally this wouldn't be news, but the reason why he got suspended certainly seems to be the case. A teacher made an assignment for kids to draw what Christmas means to them. So this kid in Taunton Ma drew a picture that was deemed "violent" and was suspended until he gets a psychological evaluation. By the way this was the violent picture.



I dunno about you guys but I used to draw shit way worse than this when I was a kid.

why is this news

why is this even a headline

ive seen 2nd graders do worse shit than this plus the situation AND the drawing arent very controversial
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 17, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: miraclefruit;1706171why is this news

why is this even a headline

ive seen 2nd graders do worse shit than this plus the situation AND the drawing arent very controversial

You don't see anything controversial about a kid getting suspended for drawing a picture of Jesus when asked to draw what Christmas meant to him?
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Thor on December 17, 2009, 07:19:25 PM
I never drew fucked up stuff when I was young, just LOL RANDUM stuff.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: TabascoClock on December 17, 2009, 09:07:03 PM
I used to draw gore, tits, and guns when I was in second grade.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: F U Clock on December 17, 2009, 09:39:17 PM
I think what may be considered disturbing about this picture is that Christmas prooobably shouldn't mean that to a kid that young, but more than that the fact the plaque on the cross says his name and not Jesus'. Implying that he is being crucified/tortured.

Just my take. Still seems like bs that it's such a big deal.
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Post by: Slurpee on December 17, 2009, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: SilverCherryClock (R-TX);1706018its the kids name

he drew himself being crucified, and then he was persecuted for his beliefs?

that's funny I don't care who you are.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Slurpee on December 17, 2009, 11:00:41 PM
also holy hell guys I drew, like, dinosaurs and cakes when I was in grade school. at worst it would be secret agents and shit in ridiculously unfortunate situations, because I thought it was funny. I don't think I drew somebody being violently eviscerated until at least 8th grade.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Topcatyo on December 17, 2009, 11:13:28 PM
I remember my friends would take my sketchbook when I wasn't looking and would draw penises on all my drawings when we were in sixth grade.

I'd get really angry at them and flip out and make a big deal out of it because back then I was a socially inept retard back then.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Topcatyo on December 17, 2009, 11:15:26 PM
As for the violent stuff I was drawing that stuff by second grade because when I was really young my dad would let me play Doom and Duke Nukem and shit like that.  I think I started playing Doom when I was around 5 or so, maybe 6.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 18, 2009, 01:19:30 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1706272also holy hell guys I drew, like, dinosaurs and cakes when I was in grade school. at worst it would be secret agents and shit in ridiculously unfortunate situations, because I thought it was funny. I don't think I drew somebody being violently eviscerated until at least 8th grade.

That's cause you have mans sex.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on December 18, 2009, 01:44:58 AM
I was all about drawing trains when I was younger.

I wanted to drive them.

In retrospect, I was a crazy little shit.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 18, 2009, 03:08:57 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1706094Hey, it's better than drawing a christmas tree full of a giant mountain of presents if you ask me
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 18, 2009, 03:09:49 AM
also dinosaurs
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Post by: FossilClock on December 18, 2009, 11:09:50 AM
A friend of mine read the first post over my shoulder and he's currently frantically trying to find the school so he and a bunch of other people can mail thousands of Jesus drawings to it
 
oh by the way being christian is totally a suspendable offense


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Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: peyoteclock on December 18, 2009, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: NATE IS A WHORE;1706384A friend of mine read the first post over my shoulder and he's currently frantically trying to find the school so he and a bunch of other people can mail thousands of Jesus drawings to it
 
oh by the way being christian is totally a suspendable offense

ur friend is cool and funnie :)
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Kidney BeanClock on December 18, 2009, 05:14:03 PM
I drew people I knew getting killed when I was his age.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: buttplug on December 18, 2009, 05:26:48 PM
Quote from: NATE IS A WHORE;1706384A friend of mine read the first post over my shoulder and he's currently frantically trying to find the school so he and a bunch of other people can mail thousands of Jesus drawings to it
 
oh by the way being christian is totally a suspendable offense


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Wow, lame move Absinthe.


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Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 18, 2009, 05:32:24 PM
Quote from: NATE IS A WHORE;1706384A friend of mine read the first post over my shoulder and he's currently frantically trying to find the school so he and a bunch of other people can mail thousands of Jesus drawings to it
 
oh by the way being christian is totally a suspendable offense


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THIS IS A CAPITAL IDEA DOCS?
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2009, 05:39:19 PM
More like LAMEsintheclock amirite?
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SilverCherryClock on December 18, 2009, 05:52:03 PM
this threads getting good
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: GodClock on December 18, 2009, 06:27:14 PM
one time in 3rd grade i was messing with this girl in an after school program and i drew her naked, then proceeded to draw her dead, i got in so much trouble because a teacher saw me draw it lol
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 18, 2009, 06:36:45 PM
When I was in second grade I had already killed some people.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: SilverCherryClock on December 18, 2009, 06:48:42 PM
im in second grade right now
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 18, 2009, 07:07:34 PM
When I was in second grade I'd already killed myself.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Sinister Clock on December 18, 2009, 08:01:18 PM
When I was in second grade I was like 5 or some shit.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Topcatyo on December 18, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
When I was in second grade I had reached the second grade.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on December 18, 2009, 09:18:03 PM
When I was in second grade I had already graduated second grade.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: RabidClock on December 18, 2009, 09:21:59 PM
When I was in second grade I finished all my coursework before the end of the year, so they made me start working on 3rd grade spelling and math. I was thinking they'd just let me play on the playground, instead they punished me for being smart. Fucking church run school >:C
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Post by: mauserclock on December 18, 2009, 09:23:21 PM
i like how you are all lying to sound hardcore
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2009, 09:34:27 PM
Quote from: photo of mauserclock irl;1706547i like how you are all lying to sound hardcore

What, you didn't draw gorey shit as a kid? EVERYBODY did. All the boys in my class including me had velociraptors murdering people in their notebooks. Jurassic Park was a big thing at my school as you can probably tell.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2009, 10:39:38 PM
I'm starting to feel like a weirdo for never drawing gory shit.
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Post by: WiiClock on December 18, 2009, 10:43:37 PM
Quote from: Thor;1706578I'm starting to feel like a weirdo for never drawing gory shit.

j
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 18, 2009, 11:41:33 PM
I just drew random shapes
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Post by: GearBoxClock on December 18, 2009, 11:41:43 PM
And an apple with a knife
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Slurpee on December 19, 2009, 01:33:53 AM
Quote from: photo of mauserclock irl;1706547i like how you are all lying to sound hardcore
there's nothing hardcore about drawing violent things it just means you were the weird kid
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Loki Clock on December 19, 2009, 01:36:14 AM
When I was in the 1st grade I wrote the word "ass" on a drawing to impress some douchebag and the teacher covered up the second S to avoid great shock.

Also I'm sexually repressed, so I didn't start drawing mangled ladies until a couple years ago.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 19, 2009, 01:50:50 AM
Quote from: Thor;1706578I'm starting to feel like a weirdo for never drawing gory shit.
.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on December 19, 2009, 01:54:17 AM
Most of my drawings were fine but I wrote some very gory stories...
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 19, 2009, 02:59:08 AM
What's weird is that when I was really young I drew gory shit, but after middle school when I was supposed to be filled with all that teenage angst, I drew really cool shit like fantasy (not swords and sorcerers kind of stuff, but really just anything that can't really happen in real life) and goofy stuff.  I haven't really drawn all that much violence since high school.  Meanwhile, everyone else was all blood and guts in my art class.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: RabidClock on December 19, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Look, if they didn't want kids drawing decapitated bodies, they wouldn't have given the teenage mutant ninja turtles sharp weapons. Also nobody said anything bad when I drew Iraqis getting blown up during the Gulf War.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Converse on December 19, 2009, 10:54:40 AM
I drew naked ladies with dicks. Nobody told me girls didn't have a penis
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 19, 2009, 01:20:19 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1706606there's nothing hardcore about drawing violent things it just means you were the weird kid

I don't think it really means you were weird. Most of the kids I knew drew violent shit. I didn't draw that much, but I certainly drew a violent thing or two. Boys are into violence, I mean, I can't even tell you how many hours I spent playing guns when I was a kid.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AstronautClock on December 19, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
I drew a mickey mouse I still have it
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 19, 2009, 02:30:30 PM
We should have a thread where we scan all our old artwork. I've got my old second grade drawing notebook under my bed.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: DiscoBallClock on December 19, 2009, 02:38:21 PM
If I look enough I can find those roadsigns I drew.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: AstronautClock on December 19, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1706739We should have a thread where we scan all our old artwork. I've got my old second grade drawing notebook under my bed.
I'm not at my house right now so I'll scan them when I get there and post them here or something monda most likely or tuesday
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 19, 2009, 02:43:40 PM
And now to dig my scanner out of this pile of cardboard boxes and wrapping paper my mom has made.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Topcatyo on December 20, 2009, 06:25:11 PM
I can find some old drawings of mine.  Not second grade old, mind you, but still fairly old.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 20, 2009, 07:25:09 PM
I really don't want to bother looking for my old drawings.
Then again, it would be something to do off of the computer. I'll consider it.
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: ProzacClock on December 22, 2009, 12:37:28 AM
this one time in grade 2 they told us to draw whatever we want and i wanted to draw 2 guys doing karate but i didn't because i thought that was too violent and i drew a vulture instead
Title: News shit: Second Grader Suspended
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 22, 2009, 01:28:36 AM
This one time in kindergarten my class was given this weird arts and crafts assignment where we were given paper cut-out silhouettes of a generic human figure and we were supposed to draw in details on them. Most kids drew clothes on them, but I drew mine naked. Of course, mine was anatomically correct. I got into a bit of trouble over that.