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Arts & Leisure => Entertainment => Topic farted by: SnakeClock on December 21, 2009, 02:59:02 PM

Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 21, 2009, 02:59:02 PM
Is it wrong to think that this might be good?

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Granted, many of the characters seem I'm a edgy teen, but the dragons look cool. At least it might be less annoying than Monsters VS Aliens.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: miracle fruit on December 21, 2009, 03:32:51 PM
i didnt mind monsters vs aliens


this 1 looks good too
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: PirateClock on December 21, 2009, 03:35:00 PM
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Most bad ass Dragon movie ever made.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: miracle fruit on December 21, 2009, 03:36:04 PM
that movie looks great aswell
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 21, 2009, 03:49:13 PM
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1707491Most bad ass Dragon movie ever made.

Dragonheart?
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: PirateClock on December 21, 2009, 03:51:35 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1707499Dragonheart?

yup
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 21, 2009, 03:52:26 PM
I never saw it, maybe I ought to. It might help me forget Reign of Fire and D-War.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 21, 2009, 03:58:26 PM
No, Eragon is the b-
Is the be-
Is the b-b-b
I can't do it, that movie is terrible.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 21, 2009, 03:59:23 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1707505No, Eragon is the b-
Is the be-
Is the b-b-b
I can't do it, that movie is terrible.

Eragon is a joke. Maybe this will be the good Eragon.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: miracle fruit on December 21, 2009, 04:02:24 PM
eragon the book is a joke
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Poltergeist on December 21, 2009, 06:22:09 PM
Dragon Wars is the best movie ever made.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 21, 2009, 06:26:37 PM
DRAGONS : FIRE AND ICE

worst, piece of crap, ever.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Poltergeist on December 21, 2009, 06:54:00 PM
Quote from: VinylClock;1707571DRAGONS : FIRE AND ICE

worst, piece of crap, ever.

Haha I looked this up and it's wikipedia feels like it was written by a nine year old fan as it's so matter-of-fact. It's kind of cure in a way.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: GodClock on December 21, 2009, 06:57:16 PM
lol D-WAR was so awful, i saw it on the sci-fi channel, but i don't regret seeing it, it was funny.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 22, 2009, 12:21:32 AM
Dragons haven't been treated all that well in film, have they?
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Wind-up Clock on December 22, 2009, 02:18:59 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1707693I thought this thread was about penis

A man must harbor his perversely large libido to score the girl of his dreams.


ONTOPIC: I wouldn't mind seeing this movie. Looks pretty okay.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Munglai on December 22, 2009, 12:14:21 PM
I still don't trust Dreamworks but it's nice to see them doing what they want instead of stumbling along behind Pixar.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 22, 2009, 12:18:02 PM
does anyone remember an old show on YTV called 'Jane and the Dragon'? it was a show about some girl in medieval times who finds a stupid, I'm a edgy teen dragon that passes a lot of gas. and that's another thing, why are dragons always in medieval times? i want to see a futuristic sci-fi about dragons. you know, future-like 'fifth element' -ish
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Munglai on December 22, 2009, 12:23:20 PM
I want to see like fucking dragons in dinosaur times and there's like a war between the dinosaurs and the dragons and they've got like lasers and shit from the future POW PETEW POW BOOM
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 22, 2009, 12:24:22 PM
Quote from: Munglai;1707760I want to see like fucking dragons in dinosaur times and there's like a war between the dinosaurs and the dragons and they've got like lasers and shit from the future POW PETEW POW BOOM

DINOSOUR DRAGON FUTURE SPACE WARS!!!
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: LimewireClock on December 22, 2009, 03:58:30 PM
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Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: LimewireClock on December 22, 2009, 04:02:48 PM
Oh shit man I use Laney amps!
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 22, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
Quote from: Limewire;1707813Oh shit man I use Laney amps!
youve a marshel in there. dont worry about it.

and by the way, nice guitar. Looks like its a Fender, maybe a PRS?
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 22, 2009, 06:52:19 PM
Quote from: VinylClock;1707755and that's another thing, why are dragons always in medieval times? i want to see a futuristic sci-fi about dragons. you know, future-like 'fifth element' -ish

It's because the last time someone tried that, we got Reign of Fire. :ohdear:

There's dragon-like things in Avatar, I guess that's pretty cool.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: SnakeClock on December 22, 2009, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1707907They did something like this, I think it was called "dragon war" or something, where a post-apocalyptic humanity has basically all been burned up and eaten by dragons.

Yeah, but that was set in current day, not a Fifth Element sort of future. And it sucked.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 22, 2009, 08:28:14 PM
Quote from: SnakeClock;1707918Yeah, but that was set in current day, not a Fifth Element sort of future. And it sucked.
yeah, i can picture it now! dragons flying past hovercars while they kill dragons with freakin lasers on there freakin heads, and then the dragons fly off to there super awesome asteroid home in SPACE.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 22, 2009, 11:39:35 PM
The Dragon From Space That Totally Fucked Earth's Shit Up So Earth Had To Fight Back With Nuclear Laser Rockets
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 22, 2009, 11:39:55 PM
Part 2
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 22, 2009, 11:58:20 PM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1708010The Dragon From Space That Totally Fucked Earth's Shit Up So Earth Had To Fight Back With Nuclear Laser Rockets

Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 23, 2009, 02:55:52 AM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1708023
How did you get ahold of the negatives for my film!?
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 23, 2009, 10:19:56 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1708012Part 2
the electric boogaloo
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: RomanClock on December 23, 2009, 03:13:40 PM
Looks awesome, I want to see it :)
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 23, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
well have the main characters be will smith and bruce willis, with chuck norris cast as the dragon, and bruce springsteen as the bad-ass man eating dragon housekeeper the keeps the asteriod dragon planet clean whe the dragons are out on a good raid.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Thunderbolt on December 23, 2009, 04:40:18 PM
another cool dragon from a movie:













































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Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Poltergeist on December 23, 2009, 04:54:21 PM
King Geedorah got totally fucked up in Destroy All Monsters I'm not even kidding he got fucking ruined
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: TheClockNessMonster on December 23, 2009, 05:00:11 PM
ever watch DRAGON BALL Z? ever wonder why a dragon has 7 testicles and how, by any chance, did it loose ALL 7 of them on 3 DIFFERENT planets? he must either not have a ballsac or got cancer, alot.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 23, 2009, 07:32:29 PM
I just think he had a bunch of prosthetics and he lost his prosthetics a lot and one day he just got tired of that shit so he had people find them for him.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: PirateClock on December 24, 2009, 12:03:43 PM
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Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on December 26, 2009, 12:48:29 AM
that kid looks just like me
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 26, 2009, 01:04:54 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1708101How did you get ahold of the negatives for my film!?

I have my various nefarious ways.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 26, 2009, 02:51:24 AM
Your various nefarious ways seem tricky, and I'm not picky I have to get serious and I am querulous about how you fail to detail the ways you glazed over the negatives of my movie.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on December 26, 2009, 03:04:20 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1709256Your various nefarious ways seem tricky, and I'm not picky I have to get serious and I am querulous about how you fail to detail the ways you glazed over the negatives of my movie.

What ho! A foe!
I'm afraid that to satiate your curiosity lies far beyond my shriveled generosity. Regrettably, it would be most foolish of I to reveal the ghoulish means of my organization of cinema damnation.
Title: How to Train Your Dragon
Post by: Topcatyo on December 26, 2009, 04:12:26 AM
While you aim to keep your plan mysterious, I fear you must unleash the details of your plan and teach us the tactics to your hodge podge espionage.