Clock Crew

Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Thor on January 12, 2010, 08:22:33 AM

Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Thor on January 12, 2010, 08:22:33 AM
is that there's not enough drama. Drama livens things up and makes a boring website more entertaining as people throw hissyfits. Everybody needs to start being more controversial and easily upset.

Quick, somebody say something controversial.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: PirateClock on January 12, 2010, 08:50:58 AM
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=92161
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: mauserclock on January 12, 2010, 08:58:55 AM
NIGGER
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Thor on January 12, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: photo of mauserclock irl;1715984NIGGER

I am shocked and appalled.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Lump Clock on January 12, 2010, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: Thor;1715985I am shocked and appalled.

Fuck you, you pussy shit! Leave my home-boy alone and go suck DWARFinator's dick, you homo-testicle wad!!!
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 12, 2010, 09:32:29 AM
The problem with popplers......
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 12, 2010, 09:48:57 AM
The trouble with tribbles...
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: LimewireClock on January 12, 2010, 10:15:33 AM
I am thdrk.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 12, 2010, 10:18:03 AM
Quote from: Limewire;1715998I am thdrk.

Le gasp! A double agent? Such a clever ruse!
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on January 12, 2010, 10:35:42 AM
Quote from: Limewire;1715998I am thdrk.

THE LIES! THE DECEIT!
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: MonsterMunch on January 12, 2010, 10:58:40 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnick.tn-uk.net%2Fuploaded%2F2006%2F09%2Fmohammed_cartoon.jpg&hash=0b654115677235a9e343a2128d324d997eafe1f2)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 12, 2010, 11:01:45 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fajlewisandassociates.com%2Ffiles%2FQuickSiteImages%2Fblack_businessman.jpg&hash=4449eaf802f790704d0cf230f059f1ae94014518)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 12, 2010, 11:03:51 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fthumb_286%2F121517953110LL98.jpg&hash=8b3a7b77892202386624acde6f82b0a9680a4405)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 12, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.photographersdirect.com%2Fimg%2F18163%2Fwm%2Fpd2360160.jpg&hash=fe876464110e66ba05bb4a5fdf2e1bbca44c81a2)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AstronautClock on January 12, 2010, 11:11:28 AM
lmao
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Poltergeist on January 12, 2010, 11:44:54 AM
I'm pretty sure the single most controversial thing you can say on the internet is I don't much care for Valve games.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 12, 2010, 11:48:04 AM
Quote from: Juror 8;1716024I'm pretty sure the single most controversial thing you can say on the internet is I don't much care for Valve games.

FUCK YOU I WILL RIP YOUR NECK OUT WITH MY REAL AUTHENTIC GRAVITY GUN OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT ZERO POINT ENERGY MANIPULATOR SEE THAT'S THE TECHNICAL NAME I LIKE TO CALL THINGS BY THEIR REAL NAMES BECUASE IM A AWESOM FANE I HOP U GET BLAMED 4 THI ANGGSDAGVIMUICSGRERGVUIEGCRCV
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on January 12, 2010, 12:01:42 PM
lolwut
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: patriotclock on January 12, 2010, 12:07:23 PM
i am thor god of thunder
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AstronautClock on January 12, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
i am thor god of thunder
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Wind-up Clock on January 12, 2010, 12:22:31 PM
i am thunder god of thor.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 12, 2010, 01:15:06 PM
thunder thunder thunder, god god god
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 12, 2010, 01:21:00 PM
Update: drama has moved to this daily doodle.

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=1716067#post1716067

Hope somebody else puts a drawing on there.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: BunnyClock on January 12, 2010, 01:22:42 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1716068Update: drama has moved to this daily doodle.

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=1716067#post1716067

Hope somebody else puts a drawing on there.

somebody else? what was wrong with my drawing
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 12, 2010, 01:23:42 PM
You forgot the glowstick.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 12, 2010, 02:18:38 PM
That's it, you're all faggots. I'm leaving.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: BunnyClock on January 12, 2010, 02:34:44 PM
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1716097That's it, you're all faggots. I'm leaving.

nobody cares you're insignificant and you couldn't even leave if you wanted to
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: buttplug on January 12, 2010, 02:43:32 PM
We need someone to attack/ pull the plug on the site again, that always works.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 12, 2010, 03:17:52 PM
i am thor thunder of god
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: DrClock on January 12, 2010, 04:55:03 PM
Hitler was right.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: GearBoxClock on January 12, 2010, 05:11:17 PM
Jesus was gay for his dad
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: GameSlave on January 12, 2010, 05:13:38 PM
Make BitClock admin again
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Slurpee on January 12, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
I'm actually not gay, I'm a devout Christian who understands that homosexuality is a choice and a threat to traditional morals and family values. It's time for all of you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. I'll begin by censoring profanity and permabanning anybody who violates any of the 10 Commandments starting now. The Commandments are very simple, clear rules to follow your lives by passed down by the Lord to help all of us better ourselves and teach us the differences between right and wrong.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 12, 2010, 05:41:52 PM
I hereby declare this picture to be a depiction of the prophet Muhammad.


(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg20.imageshack.us%2Fimg20%2F9213%2Fmeanbob.jpg&hash=c9e36ef395c9175009fdef74b7932d2a5331f1ff)


Also Cadillac, Pirate, Absinthe, and Dwarfinator are tiny girl men who regularly appear as the white guy in the hit porn series "poor little white boy"

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frockandrollstrikesback.wordpress.com%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F06%2Fpoorlittle.jpg&hash=5ae90960c39acd6b65127c1faea11c4a801f19a9)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: buttplug on January 12, 2010, 05:45:53 PM
Hahaha I love the look on the face of the poor little white guy
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: buttplug on January 12, 2010, 05:51:04 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1716206I like the look on the face of the guy to the right of him better. He's the ONLY ONE NOT SMILING

He obviously takes his job very seriously. Dousing little white boys with your man meat is no joke.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: YoYoClock on January 12, 2010, 05:52:45 PM
the covers boasts 8 "brothers" but the cover only show 6

i can only assume the remaining two were too big to fit into the picture
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: ProqagandaClock on January 12, 2010, 06:06:16 PM
I do not think fondly of the state of israel nor american foreign politics.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: miracle fruit on January 12, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
why does gay shit like this happen (http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=92159)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 12, 2010, 09:09:41 PM
Quote from: miralcefrit;1716233why does gay shit like this happen

What the fuck is that.

oh i mean YEAH IM GONE SEE
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 12, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Brak's Dad;1716196

They're all smiling. I call blackface.

EDIT: Also Thugzilla is the best porn name ever.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 12, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
What kind of porn name is Gangster Pussy for a guy?
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: ArcticSwirlClock on January 12, 2010, 11:43:35 PM
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1716309What kind of porn name is Gangster Pussy for a guy?
Must be the fellow who looks like he has the dreads barely glued onto his head.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 13, 2010, 12:01:19 AM
Quote from: ArcticSwirlClock;1716366Must be the fellow who looks like he has the dreads barely glued onto his head.

I think that's Lil Star. Pretty sure Gangster Pussy is the second from the left in the back row.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 13, 2010, 12:02:25 AM
oh they're not all on the cover
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Loki Clock on January 13, 2010, 12:03:24 AM
I have a confession. I am secretly ThorClock, god of thunder.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Kombucha on January 13, 2010, 12:05:55 AM
The problem with the Clock Crew is that there are too many Thor Clocks.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AnkhClock on January 13, 2010, 12:07:04 AM
The problem with Thor Clock is that he's in the Clock Crew
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Marlin Clock on January 13, 2010, 02:10:44 AM
I want to say something, but upon running the risk of my track record of seriousness making you guys actually think I mean it, I will pass.

E: And I understand the irony of this statement.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Thor on January 13, 2010, 03:14:26 AM
Hey I don't have time to quote everybody who claimed to be me so I'll just reply to all of you at once:
FFFFFFFFFFUCK you guys you are NOT EVEN thor clock you are totally different people and you're lieing when you say you are. I have never been this angry before and if you said that to me in real life not online i would totally kick your ass also my aunt is a lawyer so i can sue you

edit: Also I'm a hacker. I'm hacking you guys right now
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Lump Clock on January 13, 2010, 03:35:53 AM
Quote from: Thor;1716417Hey I don't have time to quote everybody who claimed to be me so I'll just reply to all of you at once:
FFFFFFFFFFUCK you guys you are NOT EVEN thor clock you are totally different people and you're lieing when you say you are. I have never been this angry before and if you said that to me in real life not online i would totally kick your ass also my aunt is a lawyer so i can sue you

edit: Also I'm a hacker. I'm hacking you guys right now

I'm gonna kill your fucking dog man! You best back the fuck off right now, I bet you're not even the real Thor Clock, you poser fuck!

I would have kicked your ass just for thinking something like this, you are so lucky the internet is holding me back!!!
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AnkhClock on January 13, 2010, 04:00:45 AM
Quote from: Thor;1716417Hey I don't have time to quote everybody who claimed to be me so I'll just reply to all of you at once:
FFFFFFFFFFUCK you guys you are NOT EVEN thor clock you are totally different people and you're lieing when you say you are. I have never been this angry before and if you said that to me in real life not online i would totally kick your ass also my aunt is a lawyer so i can sue you

edit: Also I'm a hacker. I'm hacking you guys right now

I liked your previous avatar with girl scouts better than the one you have now!!!
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Thor on January 13, 2010, 04:21:24 AM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1716428I liked your previous avatar with girl scouts better than the one you have now!!!

You mean sig right? You're probably right. I'll find something cooler for my sig.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 13, 2010, 04:24:02 AM
I hacked thor
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Thor on January 13, 2010, 04:26:27 AM
Sup this flounderman posting. Thor is so hacked right now it's not even funny.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: miracle fruit on January 13, 2010, 05:50:45 AM
sup flounderman hows hackin
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Thor on January 13, 2010, 06:24:40 AM
Quote from: miralcefrit;1716456sup flounderman hows hackin

Pretty sweet. I stole all his cookies and megabits and stuff. Also I turned his computer into a bomb.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: RobClock on January 13, 2010, 06:38:21 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fgjft7iv6daztmn4%2Fdrama.PNG&hash=a858cd3a15bbbee5d7d03d8846d71973f35af754)
(finding this picture again was much harder than one would assume.)
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Lump Clock on January 13, 2010, 06:41:52 AM
Hey Flounderman you should hack his mind now and take over his mind.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AnkhClock on January 13, 2010, 04:55:33 PM
Quote from: Thor;1716435You mean sig right? You're probably right. I'll find something cooler for my sig.

Oh yeah that's right
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 13, 2010, 05:02:00 PM
This is some party.
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: AlbinoClock on January 13, 2010, 05:25:45 PM
Quote from: Thor;1716437Sup this flounderman posting. Thor is so hacked right now it's not even funny.

I warned you about stairs bro
Title: The problem with the clock crew
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 13, 2010, 05:36:22 PM
We should start bothering tehpivot (http://tehpivot.newgrounds.com/) again.