There's been quite a few things that I've been wanting to tell the Clock Crew for a while but I was far too lazy to do that. Now, instead of doing work, I am doing this! Hooray! Get ready for a blog post!
Earlier this year I went to London for some stuff. This was very exciting for some reason! I saw a squirrel! It was amazing!
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Lookit dat squirrel!
Also Ghandi
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A boat
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THIS FUCKING SHAKESPEAR GLOBE SHIT.
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I had to stand for like 5 hours watching this boring arse shakespear play which sucked. They had people who came round and told you to stand up if they caught you sitting down. Like literally people all around who come up to you instantly if you start to slouch. I have flat feet and I got motherfucking blisters all over my foot. Not just blisters but the skin was peeling off my feet and it hurt for like a week. Fuck this place and England's obsession with shakespear. He wasn't even a good writer for his time, let alone this time.
The adverts in London were pretty cool.
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I imagine they would get really really annoying after a while.
Look at this guy on a bike keeping up to a bus.
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This guy is cool as fuck and you should all look up to him.
There were a bunch of singers and mucisians and shit and they were all awesome.
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That guy owned. He went up to people and opera sung in their faces.
This is that place where it happened
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This guy was the first street performer I saw
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He did a bunch of cool stuff which you can't really catch on still photos. But then he seemed shit in comparison to everyone else.
This guy swallowed a sword and did some tight roping juggle stuff with people from the audience.
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He was pretty cool.
These dudes were amazing. They did things like backflip onto each others hands and shit
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Unfortunately I couldn't see most of it, since I had to leave.
I also saw Stomp and Chicago. Stomp owns btw.
I went to some art university choosing place which I forgot where it is at and did some shit. I saw MrSimon's 3D animation thing with the remote and the planet on a university's show reel, that was pretty wierd and awesome.
These dudes are all sitting under a poster which says "do not sit here" or something.
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I thought it was pretty hilarious. Unfortunately I had to take a crafty photo, mainly because I didn't want theme to see me photoing something I'm a edgy teen at them.
This is the best part of this post
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I have no idea why, but I saw B here, next to a fire exit sign. It's the right font and everything. I don't know what it means but it's magical.
For some reason CC has some gay image limit so this post continues below!
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I lost a whole bunch of weight in the past year. I used to be 15 and a half stone, now I'm 11 and a half. I'm still a fatarse but I'm getting there.
This is me before
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I used to literally eat pancakes every day, as well as chips and chicken nuggets, and a whole bunch of other shit, plus cola and snacks. Doing no exercise didn't help either.
After I realized I was a fatarse I started going to the gym then quit a few months later because some woman was talking shit about me. I've recently started again though in a much better and cheaper gym. I've also fixed my diet, I usually eat crumpets for breakfast, baked potatoes with homemade whipped butter-margerine for dinner and sausages or apples and carrots for tea.
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Before I was way obese, now I'm just slightly overweight. I'm hoping to get fit for my birthday, which is like two or three weeks away.
Here's some other shit
I created a source of renewable, infinite energy
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My dad accidentally stole a razor from hospital when he was doped up with morphine
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He failed to steal a charger
I created the most cool computer ever
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I used my hat which I bought in London
I got really into papercraft at one point because I was really, really bored.
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Like insanely bored.
That's the Guy Fawks mask on top of Majora's Mask btw.
And that's pretty much it. At least that's all the stuff I have photos for/can remember. There's some other interesting shit which has happened probably. I'm doing a prominard play on Tuesday and I barely know my lines. I became a lot more cooler. I should be getting a vaporgenie soon. The other day I lost two pounds from shitting. My sister has a dog. I have a dog. I have another dog. I have a cat also. Uhh, I can't think of much else, this made me feel slightly better though, it reminds me that my life isn't that boring.
I also have really soft hair for some reason.
Wow I never knew you looked so British-Pale-Nerdy.
Interesting.
Also I am abit unsober so I can't read all that text now but I will later.
I bet it's all swell.
I am the palest man alive and pretty damn nerdy.
There is no sun in England.
I used to see that sword swallowin guy often when i went to covent garden. he's a nice guy, my friend participated in his act once.
I also saw stomp once it was cool.
also good job on making the greatest city in the world looks mostly shit
There's just strings going at it in the middle of the school? That sounds pretty awesome. Were there any brass?
Misspelled Shakespeare twice and posted pictures of ugly pale naked body. This thread is great and by great I mean shit.