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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: buttplug on January 18, 2010, 02:34:42 AM

Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: buttplug on January 18, 2010, 02:34:42 AM
"DISCOVER the real deal on how to buy swords online that some unscrupulous sword merchants would prefer you didn’t know…"
My first cheap and nasty sword collection...

When I first decided to buy swords online, I’ll be the first to admit that I really had no idea what I was doing.

And as a consequence, like most first time sword buyers, I ended up wasting a lot of my time and money on crappy “sword-like objects” that should have never even been drawn from their scabbards…

TERMINOLOGY FOR NEWBIES

If you are pretty new to the whole 'world of swords' here are a couple of articles to get you up to speed quick smart. The first is a brief overview of the main categories and types of swords that exist. And the second is an easy to follow guide to commonly used sword terminology
In this article, I'd like to share with you some very valuable information that will save YOU from wasting your hard earned money on junk swords.

Plus you'll also find out how to get the very best deal when you buy swords online, including:

    * How to tell the difference between a real sword and an ornamental “wall-hanger”.

    * How much is a fair price to pay for a decent starter sword and who makes the best value for money blades.

    * And how to select an honest, reliable vendor where you can buy swords online with confidence and who will deliver good value in a timely and professional manner.

And much, much more!

So without any further ado, let's get started!
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: whatever on January 18, 2010, 02:59:34 AM
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/jb3UobSZl34[/flash]
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: buttplug on January 18, 2010, 03:06:46 AM
I want to punch that guy soooo hard.
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: whatever on January 18, 2010, 03:16:44 AM
TAPE its tape
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: TruncheonClock on January 18, 2010, 03:59:52 PM
He has serial killer written all over him.
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: SouvlakiClock on January 18, 2010, 04:07:01 PM
they dont drink pop
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: Marlin Clock on January 19, 2010, 01:58:57 AM
I feel like if I'll ever find the need to buy a bladed object for like brush clearing or something, it's gonna be a kukri.
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 19, 2010, 04:30:16 AM
wtf
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: pop-tart on January 21, 2010, 12:14:05 AM
As you can see, the katana is wrapped.
Well wrapped.
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: NintendrCkolc on January 21, 2010, 12:28:11 AM
the only time I ever had the urge to buy a sword was when I first saw this..

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mmosite.com%2Fnews%2F2008%2F04%2F07%2Fc0317wow26s.jpg&hash=0f397d10d64e14255e431b83aed4fe29ac9e51ae)

Never did get one though.
Title: Do not Buy Swords Online Until You Read This!
Post by: buttplug on January 21, 2010, 12:42:06 AM
Quote from: nin TEN do?;1719765the only time I ever had the urge to buy a sword was when I first saw this..



Never did get one though.

Eet's a gud thing, the blade's cursed!
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