Clock Crew

We've only got till 2015 before we need hovercars and Moving holographic images of sharks.

Not to mention other hovering objects and TV's that watch 20 channels at one time, or even phones that you can wear over your face.

I don't even see any self-drying electrical clothing.

I get this.

a phone that is a hologram but works

There should be robots fighting each other and taking each others powers by now in eight fun and colourful stages.

At least we have augmented reality.

Quote from: Golden Clock;1719234Imagine having a system that makes objects hover and then the power going out

there goes your LCD

I imagine this would require some kind of magnets with reversed polarisation or something. atleast something that doesnt require electricity

Quote from: Golden Clock;1719241Well then why don't you invent it mr smarty pants!!

maybe I already have but just keeping it for myself
:shifty:

THE GOVERNMENT WILL HAVE MY HEAD YOU FOOL

they will take it away and hide it for the sake of mankind not progressing in any way so they can keep controlling the masses!

Problem is today we hardly have any real innovation.

We have progress sure, but during the middle ages we had huge progress. We had over 500 versions of plows, swords, shields, ballistas, bows and crossbows.
Did they really push technology forward? No.
But they were progression from former selfs.

Do mobile phones that carry 2gb more memory, process HD or hold 2MB better camera options progress humanity? No. They progress telephones, but they are not innovative.

I can only hope we do not get stuck in the bog of abusive capitalism and stagnate as a species.

EDIT: Before piratecock or caddilacock comments on it, Yes. I am drunk. So pardon the spelling mistakes.
Thank you.

you are an alcoholic propaganda

Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1719249Do mobile phones that carry 2gb more memory, process HD or hold 2MB better camera options progress humanity? No. They progress telephones, but they are not innovative.

I have two words for you: AUGMENTED. REALITY. MOTHERFUCKER.

We may not see them all that quickly, because Back to the Future II is at least 2 tangents deep from the base timeline. Allow me to explain.

In Back to the Future I, Marty's changes to the timeline visibly alter the lives of his parents, Biff, Old Man Peabody, and Doc Brown. In addition to these changes, his interference also causes the invention of the skateboard and rock'n'roll, things which exist in what we assumed to be the base timeline. While the skateboard may be a bit less cut and dry, we know that Marty was the inspiration for Chuck Berry. Also, he gives Goldie Wilson the idea of running for mayor.

I suggest that the first time-travel experience of Marty's that we witness is actually in a tangent created by a previous Marty from an earlier timeline. Perhaps it is even several timelines deep, during which Marty slowly developed skateboarding and rock'n'roll to the point it is at today. At any rate, we have a clear indicator of his previous influence on the timeline. Given the year he is sent back to, he may even be responsible for the social changes that took place in the 60s.

At any rate, the point is that we are an indeterminate number of tangents away from the 2015 shown in Back to the Future II. Given Marty's influence on skateboarding, this is probably a particularly heavy setback for hoverboards.

On a side note, if the changes Marty made had an impact on technology then the flying car required to accidentally arrive in 1885 might not be immediately available to the timeline that initially created time travel. This is lucky, because without the hoverboard that accompanied that technological advancement it would not have been possible for Doc and Clara to escape from the train or create the second time machine.

if there aren't self-lacing shoes i am going to be pissed.

I just want a biological jacket.
I want it too be intelligent.

When I was 4 years old I wanted to be a space paleontologist and dig up dinosaur bones on mars.

Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1719308When I was 4 years old I wanted to be a space paleontologist and dig up dinosaur bones on mars.

Ambitious.

Due to melting polarcaps I suggest gill implantory surgery would be nice. Also , hovering objects are overrated. What good is hovering?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GODDAMN FLYING CARS?

Quote from: clammo;1719387~electromagnets require electricity~

~natural magnets arent powerful enough~

DAMN YOU SCIENCE YOU TRICKED ME

Quote from: AstronautClock;1719445DAMN YOU SCIENCE YOU TRICKED ME

obviously the answer is to have a separate backup power source for any case in which main power is cut. the backup source say be harvested from solar panels on your roof and stored until use

Quote from: YoYoClock;1719494obviously the answer is to have a separate backup power source for any case in which main power is cut. the backup source say be harvested from solar panels on your roof and stored until use

electricity cannot be stored btw

I want to have a fruit dispenser on my roof.

Quote from: Aidrocsid;1719274b2tf2

now explain why ur avatar is funny

Quote from: AstronautClock;1719499electricity cannot be stored btw

yes it can

Quote from: YoYoClock;1719525yes it can

no it cant it has to be converted into another form of energy first and then back again when you want to use it

Quote from: AstronautClock;1719526no it cant it has to be converted into another form of energy first and then back again when you want to use it

Define energy and electricity.

Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1719528Define energy and electricity.

no

Quote from: AstronautClock;1719526no it cant it has to be converted into another form of energy first and then back again when you want to use it

no reason we cant do that if we're making things up

I will invent something to make you smart

I also want a machine that creates yellow icecubes

Quote from: AstronautClock;1719499electricity cannot be stored btw

Quote from: AstronautClock;1719499electricity cannot be stored btw

Quote from: Cinnamon;1719748

Batteries don't store electricity, they store chemical energy and convert it to electricity.

How about a capacitor?
And isn't reversing the polarity of a magnet just.. flipping it around?

I question your grasp of basic electromagnetic science, Astronaut.

Quote from: RibsClock;1719810What about an ATOM

What?

You seem to forget that the Chicago Cubs will also have to win the World Series.

You'd have an easier time with the hoverboard.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1719828You seem to forget that the Chicago Cubs will also have to win the World Series.
 
You'd have an easier time with the hoverboard.

YES!
Lou Piniella is such a bitch.

Not really his fault.

We already have 3d Princess Leia style holograms
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Unfortunately if you touch it your fingers get ripped off. Holoporn is still the far off dream of the ambitious pervert.

Quote from: RibsClock;1719823An atom. You should get your hearing checked, I said it pretty loudly, it's in caps.

lmao

also even though everything has already been said to disprove astronaut's statement: magnets lose their power in time!