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Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Slurpee on January 23, 2010, 08:11:57 AM
they should do that it'd be pretty funny
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 23, 2010, 08:16:50 AM
Family Guy uses the same shit over and over. Gets kinda boring after a while.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 23, 2010, 09:52:39 AM
thread over......
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on January 23, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
nope
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 23, 2010, 02:07:07 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1720563they should do that it'd be pretty funny

haha yeah they should have the chicken fighting hitler on unicycles but it all turns out to be a hallucination by the cookie monster but then bill cosby comes along and they have a boxing match but cookie monster trips and spends the rest of the episode cutching his knee in pain hahahahaha that would be so funny
:suicide:
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Sinister Clock on January 23, 2010, 02:14:42 PM
They did those two Star Wars episodes.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Sheep on January 23, 2010, 04:15:30 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1720700haha yeah they should have the chicken fighting hitler on unicycles but it all turns out to be a hallucination by the cookie monster but then bill cosby comes along and they have a boxing match but cookie monster trips and spends the rest of the episode cutching his knee in pain hahahahaha that would be so funny
:suicide:
Oh, don't forget to have the Keebler Elves rage war against the Russians.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: TabascoClock on January 23, 2010, 04:29:33 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1720700haha yeah they should have the chicken fighting hitler on unicycles but it all turns out to be a hallucination by the cookie monster but then bill cosby comes along and they have a boxing match but cookie monster trips and spends the rest of the episode cutching his knee in pain hahahahaha that would be so funny
:suicide:

I'm starting to suspect you write for Family Guy.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: NintendrCkolc on January 23, 2010, 04:50:50 PM
there was an episode with peter and the chicken fighting for what seemed like a good 15 minutes....
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Kaijuclock on January 23, 2010, 04:52:04 PM
I have written a family guy "break" Essentially it goes "this is worse than the time i met batman at a huey lewis and the news concert" Then it preceeds into patrick bateman jokes.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Topcatyo on January 23, 2010, 05:08:39 PM
Wow, this is better than that one time I won the lottery!

*Cut to Peter Griffin sitting on the couch watching TV*

Man on TV: The winning numbers are 69, 69, 69, 69, and 69.

Peter: Oh my God I won!
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Post by: miracle fruit on January 23, 2010, 05:52:13 PM
wah kill famwy guy
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 23, 2010, 06:45:50 PM
there should be an episode where peter finds out he loves the taste of dog dick
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on January 23, 2010, 07:09:20 PM
Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK;1720827there should be an episode where peter finds out he loves the taste of dog dick
i think i saw this one
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 23, 2010, 07:10:02 PM
Quote from: Gaspard Augé;1720847i think i saw this one

goddamnit
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 23, 2010, 07:37:10 PM
Quote from: Renaissance Willis;1720775I'm starting to suspect you write for Family Guy.

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Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: DiscoBallClock on January 23, 2010, 07:41:03 PM
Yeah man that was a pretty big insult
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on January 23, 2010, 07:42:37 PM
Quote from: Thomas Bangalter;1720886Yeah man that was a pretty big insult
i cried myself to sleep last night
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Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 23, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
i masturbate to gay porn
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Post by: WiiClock on January 23, 2010, 07:53:50 PM
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Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 23, 2010, 07:55:13 PM
FUICK YOUU
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Post by: TabascoClock on January 23, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Yo Silly Putty. Sorry bro, I went too far.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 23, 2010, 08:13:10 PM
Quote from: Renaissance Willis;1720918Yo Silly Putty. Sorry bro, I went too far.
No problem, this shit's easy. Check it out:

Peter Griffin walks into the Drunken Clam, sits down at the usual booth with Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire. He looks depressed.

JOE: What's the matter?

PETER: I just found out that Chris is gay!

QUAGMIRE: Damn!

JOE: That's awful!

CLEVELAND: I'm so sorry, Peter.

PETER: This is worse than that time I tried high-diving with Clint Eastwood.

(cut away)

Peter Griffin is standing on a diving board with Clint Eastwood.

PETER: Are you sure about this? It's a long way down.

CLINT: It's fine, Peter.

Peter jumps off the board, screaming. When he hits the pool, he crashes through the bottom into an underground cave, interrupting the drill scene from Total Recall by landing on Arnold Schwarzenegger, killing him.

PETER: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

The drill machine grinds Peter into oblivion, ending Family Guy's near-decade-long domination of the nighttime television airwaves. The world is much the same, except that TV is a bit less obnoxious and a bit more entertaining. Matt Groening makes considerably more money now, and with these funds he is able to help produce five new seasons of Futurama that don't suck.

MATT GROENING: In your face, MacFarlane! In your face!
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: TabascoClock on January 23, 2010, 08:18:20 PM
:this:
I would watch that.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on January 23, 2010, 08:19:48 PM
if only, sillyputty, if only
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: FileCabinetClock on January 23, 2010, 08:20:56 PM
first 2 futurama movies owned and then...
then gay
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 23, 2010, 08:33:11 PM
Of course, the downside to that scenario is that with Schwarzenegger dead, California would be run by an economic girly man.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on January 23, 2010, 08:34:03 PM
k3ltr0n should run for governor of california
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 23, 2010, 08:34:41 PM
Quote from: Gaspard Augé;1720963k3ltr0n should run for governor of california

omg ur so right id vote for her

U GO K3LTR0N
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: K3LTR0N on January 23, 2010, 08:47:41 PM
MY K3LTR0N SENSES ARE TINGLING AND THEY LEAD ME HERE

WHY YES I WILL RUN FOR GOVERNOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 23, 2010, 09:00:51 PM
Quote from: Xavier De Rosnay;1720967MY K3LTR0N SENSES ARE TINGLING AND THEY LEAD ME HERE

WHY YES I WILL RUN FOR GOVERNOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL SPONSOR YOU WITH MY CORPORATE DOLL HAIRS
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: PowerGloveClock on January 23, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Silly Putty Clock;1720979I WILL SPONSOR YOU WITH MY CORPORATE DOLL HAIRS
i dunno if a doll has that many hairs
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: miracle fruit on January 24, 2010, 01:22:09 PM
somebody told me matt parker and trey whatever from southpark are poo pirates together can somebody confirm this
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: mauserclock on January 24, 2010, 09:58:25 PM
this thread contains mammoth amounts of gay
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Sheep on January 24, 2010, 10:04:22 PM
Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK;1720900i masturbate to gay porn
Me too.
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on January 24, 2010, 10:47:51 PM
Quote from: Pedro Winter;1721452this thread contains mammoth amounts of gay

Thanks a lot, you made me imagine gay mammoth sex :(
Title: has family guy done an episode where a cutaway gag lasts 95% the episode with very brief bookends?
Post by: mauserclock on January 25, 2010, 12:40:37 AM
Quote from: Silly Puddy;1721481Thanks a lot, you made me imagine gay mammoth sex :(
welcome to my world BRO
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Post by: Slurpee on January 25, 2010, 05:33:11 AM
holy fucking shit this thread turned out so horribly you guys are the worst posters in the entire universe
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