Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: LimewireClock on February 11, 2010, 04:05:37 PM
Post by: LimewireClock on February 11, 2010, 04:05:37 PM
http://www.70000tons.com/home.htm
Sounds fucking awesome. Too bad it costs a fucking kidney!
Quote from: WebsiteImagine starting the year in style. In January 2011, 40 Heavy Metal bands and 2,000 fans will go to the Caribbean to take over the luxury cruise ship "Majesty of the Seas" for a 5 day and 4 night trip of a lifetime.
Make no mistake, this is not one of the cruises where you share the ship with regular cruise guests... This is 100% Heavy Metal! Tons of onboard live shows on several in and outdoor stages, open mic nights, bars that never close, a fun-and-sun-filled day on the beautiful island of Cozumel (Mexico) and an opportunity to mingle side-by-side with the artists in this incredibly fan-friendly scenario that has no comparison. It's like everyone has a backstage pass!
What are you waiting for? You might even need a vacation from this vacation when all is said and done!
Sounds fucking awesome. Too bad it costs a fucking kidney!
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 11, 2010, 04:13:20 PM
Post by: Kaijuclock on February 11, 2010, 04:13:20 PM
Pirates are going to try to take this ship over, and get skull fucked by metal heads.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: EtchASketchClock on February 11, 2010, 04:21:45 PM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on February 11, 2010, 04:21:45 PM
If I magically have an extra $2,000+ next year, I'll totally do this.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: RomanClock on February 11, 2010, 07:45:27 PM
Post by: RomanClock on February 11, 2010, 07:45:27 PM
Of course it costs $666!
Also, the rooms look very NOT metal :)
Also, the rooms look very NOT metal :)
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: AbsintheClock on February 11, 2010, 07:56:14 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on February 11, 2010, 07:56:14 PM
Hahaha they got Finntroll playing. TROLLHAMMEREN!
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 11, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
Post by: Mashed Potato Johnson on February 11, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1729226TROLLHAMMEREN!
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Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Blue on February 11, 2010, 08:04:12 PM
Post by: Blue on February 11, 2010, 08:04:12 PM
Somehow... I'll have to convince work that this is a business trip.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: RomanClock on February 11, 2010, 08:46:02 PM
Post by: RomanClock on February 11, 2010, 08:46:02 PM
Quote from: Blue;1729229Somehow... I'll have to convince work that this is a business trip.
Researching possible metal demographic market.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 11, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on February 11, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: RomanClock;1729223Also, the rooms look very NOT metal :)They will after the cruise is over. :rockin:
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on February 11, 2010, 09:00:47 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on February 11, 2010, 09:00:47 PM
people actually pay money to spend 5 days on a boat full of metalheads
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: RobClock on February 11, 2010, 09:26:30 PM
Post by: RobClock on February 11, 2010, 09:26:30 PM
Saw title and instantly thought;
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Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: TwistClock on February 12, 2010, 01:03:10 AM
Post by: TwistClock on February 12, 2010, 01:03:10 AM
I want to go. but it will never happen, sadly.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: pop-tart on February 12, 2010, 01:32:50 AM
Post by: pop-tart on February 12, 2010, 01:32:50 AM
Jon Oliva wins. He is 80,000 tons of metal.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F1%2F1a%2FJon_Oliva%2527s_Pain_4.jpg&hash=0ef681d6d78e3dc69c72f7fc9922e9b3d7d154e7)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F1%2F1a%2FJon_Oliva%2527s_Pain_4.jpg&hash=0ef681d6d78e3dc69c72f7fc9922e9b3d7d154e7)
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: EtchASketchClock on February 12, 2010, 02:04:51 AM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on February 12, 2010, 02:04:51 AM
Quote from: Dave Coulier;1729309Jon Oliva wins. He is 80,000 tons of metal.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: pop-tart on February 12, 2010, 02:58:56 AM
Post by: pop-tart on February 12, 2010, 02:58:56 AM
LMAO
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: LimewireClock on February 12, 2010, 05:58:41 AM
Post by: LimewireClock on February 12, 2010, 05:58:41 AM
The funny thing is, however, is that the ship staff want everyone off the boat ASAP on the final day because the ship has to go out again. Because the ship is going to be in a fit state to sail again straight away after the metal trip. Obviously.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on February 12, 2010, 08:51:25 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on February 12, 2010, 08:51:25 AM
http://www.gaycruisevacations.com/
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Poltergeist on February 12, 2010, 09:29:04 AM
Post by: Poltergeist on February 12, 2010, 09:29:04 AM
Quote from: Limewire;1729339The funny thing is, however, is that the ship staff want everyone off the boat ASAP on the final day because the ship has to go out again. Because the ship is going to be in a fit state to sail again straight away after the metal trip. Obviously.
I think you're underestimating was a reasonable and respectful lot metalheads are.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: SilverCherryClock on February 12, 2010, 05:22:00 PM
Post by: SilverCherryClock on February 12, 2010, 05:22:00 PM
sink it into the sea
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Gravestone Clock on February 14, 2010, 02:01:36 AM
Post by: Gravestone Clock on February 14, 2010, 02:01:36 AM
eh...have fun?
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Kombucha on February 14, 2010, 02:45:41 AM
Post by: Kombucha on February 14, 2010, 02:45:41 AM
Quote from: SCSP;1729361http://www.gaycruisevacations.com/Don't forget to check out our great gay land packages.
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 14, 2010, 12:23:38 PM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 14, 2010, 12:23:38 PM
kombucha lets go on a gay cruise together
Title: 70,000 tons of METAL!
Post by: Kombucha on February 14, 2010, 12:38:24 PM
Post by: Kombucha on February 14, 2010, 12:38:24 PM
Quote from: +powergloveclock+;1730102kombucha lets go on a gay cruise togetherOkay.