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Title: two haitians walk into a bar
Post by: whatever on February 18, 2010, 12:27:14 AM
it collapses on them
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 18, 2010, 12:28:43 AM
k
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Post by: pop-tart on February 18, 2010, 12:35:34 AM
Then what happened?
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Post by: whatever on February 18, 2010, 12:43:09 AM
well, then they get donations from millions of impressionable americans and now own a mansion and a Lamborghini
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Post by: pop-tart on February 18, 2010, 12:46:19 AM
I knew it.
 
Fucking George Clooney and his benefit concerts.
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Post by: RobClock on February 18, 2010, 06:26:29 AM
I laughed.



Does that make me a bad person?
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 18, 2010, 07:02:33 AM
Booo get off the stage
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Post by: Clocktopus on February 19, 2010, 12:22:44 AM
People in this world are still able to shock me. How can you joke and laugh while people have died and others still missing? Imagine if something this bad happened here? Can you imagine the jokes that would be made about that, afterall west virginia is already a joke to other places. Ive lived here half of my life born and raised then moved out of here for 20 years and now back home. While away its all I heard. We are laughed and joked about. But this??? Poor little children still lay buried in that rubble and you joke about it? How is a child, a baby buried beneath all that funny? plz I cant wait to hear this. Please tell us all how you find humor in this. Ive worked EMS and yes ive picked up children that have died. Ive never found it funny. Still today some of those images haunt me. I guess maybe you can joke and laugh about something you have never seen. You children need to stop. Be grateful you have never seen it. I promise tears will come where a smiles and laughter once was. I honestly hope you never have to face something like this. However there is that karma thing. It will come around, and when it does you keep this in mind.
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Post by: Clocktopus on February 19, 2010, 12:28:25 AM
jk
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Post by: pop-tart on February 19, 2010, 12:28:46 AM
Joking is how humans cope with the uncertainty of death. My mom's cousin Daniel died in the September 11th attack but I still see the humor in "Al-Qaeda's football team is the NY Jets.."
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Post by: Slurpee on February 19, 2010, 12:29:15 AM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22People+in+this+world+are+still+able+to+shock+me.+How+can+you+joke&aq=f&aqi=&oq= (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22People+in+this+world+are+still+able+to+shock+me.+How+can+you+joke&aq=f&aqi=&oq=)
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Post by: Clocktopus on February 19, 2010, 12:30:22 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1731708http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22People+in+this+world+are+still+able+to+shock+me.+How+can+you+joke&aq=f&aqi=&oq=
shh
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Post by: pop-tart on February 19, 2010, 12:30:54 AM
Martin "Looters" King day. That's awesome.
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Post by: FileCabinetClock on February 20, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: Hyundai Clock;1731706jk

u should write for family guy #1 show
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on February 20, 2010, 05:05:27 PM
hur hur hur
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Post by: TheClockNessMonster on February 20, 2010, 05:07:11 PM
i didnt think it was possible to come up with a worse joke than "your moms so fat she weighs more than the average person" and then i saw this. i hope your joke making ability burns in a chemical fire.
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Post by: clockradioclock on February 20, 2010, 05:07:57 PM
so a seal walks into a club
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Post by: TheClockNessMonster on February 20, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
Quote from: cccc;1732180so a seal walks into a club

last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell of my dinosaur.
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Post by: TheClockNessMonster on February 20, 2010, 05:10:42 PM
want a hear joke that i think is so terrible and a little piece of me died when i heard it?

have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they.

but seriously. thats not funny.
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Post by: clockradioclock on February 20, 2010, 05:41:20 PM
Quote from: DataWraith;1732182last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell of my dinosaur.

It's like raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day.
It's a freee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid.
It's the good adviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice that you just didn't take.
And who would've thought it figuuuuuuuuuuuuuuures?
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Post by: TequilaClock on February 20, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
Haiti will become the world's richest country with so many donations.
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Post by: TheClockNessMonster on February 20, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Quote from: cccc;1732195It's like raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day.
It's a freee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid.
It's the good adviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice that you just didn't take.
And who would've thought it figuuuuuuuuuuuuuuures?

should i even ask?
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Post by: RobClock on February 20, 2010, 06:42:28 PM
Quote from: DataWraith;1732209should i even ask?
a shitty song that manages to completely misunderstand the meaning of Irony.
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Post by: clockradioclock on February 20, 2010, 06:49:26 PM
Quote from: Tron;1732219a shitty song that manages to completely misunderstand the meaning of Irony.

The only ironic thing about it
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Post by: TheClockNessMonster on February 20, 2010, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: cccc;1732226The only ironic thing about it

you wanna know irony, getting clubbed in he face with a bottle of Johnsons no tears baby oil.
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Post by: clockradioclock on February 20, 2010, 07:36:23 PM
Oil made from babies: guaranteed they did not shed a tear in their harvesting.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on February 21, 2010, 08:12:10 AM
Quote from: DataWraith;1732178i didnt think it was possible to come up with a worse joke than "your moms so fat she weighs more than the average person" and then i saw this. i hope your joke making ability burns in a chemical fire.

His burns burn with the intensity of a thousand chemical fires.
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Post by: TheClockNessMonster on February 21, 2010, 11:29:44 AM
Quote from: Armistan Banes;1732382His burns burn with the intensity of a thousand chemical fires.

only a thousand huh? dam, i expected the hollows of his skull would capture enough oxygen to make small explosion;.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on February 21, 2010, 02:51:07 PM
god damn