I was looking through the memberlist and at least 70% of people seem to sign up, hardly/never post after years and just completely forget there is a Clock Crew. Most of these dudes don't even think of proper Clock names. In other words, they probably don't have any idea what we are.
Or might I be missing out on some secret marketing stunt only the CC itself could pull off?
EDIT: Alts. I knew it. We should totally make some moar so we break 10k, 100k, to infinity and bey-you get it. EDIT 2: shit
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They are enemy spies.
Quote from: Armistan Banes;1732884They are enemy spies.
Shit, the intel! Where's the intel?
We should just claim that as our membership total, that's pretty much what scientology does.
LOOK WE'RE HUGE HERE'S A LIST OF EVERYONE WHO HAS READ OUR NAME ON A BILLBOARD
Half of them are alts.
My alts.
i am an alt of the other half
who was altclock an alt of I see he got banned???
yeah Ijust got reminded of that
and I saw teh grinder because I was banned lol
Quote from: dwarfinator is my hero;1732938who was altclock an alt of I see he got banned???
yeah Ijust got reminded of that
and I saw teh grinder because I was banned lol
must have been you
it was me
oh hey guys
Many must be noobs who didn't want to wait a week to post.
Quote from: Armistan Banes;1732884They are enemy spies.
^
What he said. They are spies from the crews of our enemies. The other portion of all of those members would probably be alts, and the others are CC regulars who visit often.
Quote from: Catdogyo;1733054Many must be noobs who didn't want to wait a week to post.
Quote from: RibsClock;1733150Don't forget folks who signed up and are like "wait I can't even post yet? Scuh-reeeeeeeeeew that"
Is there an echo in here?
can we delete them?
just asking
Quote from: Armistan Banes;1732884They are enemy spies.
especially james clock
It's to be expected, long tail and whatnot. You know what I think? I think you should be post from days 2-7, but then the second week you can't post. That way they can ask all their questions, figure out that they're supposed to lurk during that week and not merely be disallowed from posting, and invest in the community before not posting. If they don't show up at the end of the week, then you know it's because they don't care enough.
Quote from: Scalppussyhello;1733220It's to be expected, long tail and whatnot. You know what I think? I think you should be post from days 2-7, but then the second week you can't post. That way they can ask all their questions, figure out that they're supposed to lurk during that week and not merely be disallowed from posting, and invest in the community before not posting. If they don't show up at the end of the week, then you know it's because they don't care enough.
No, the point is that people can't decide to troll us and then just sign up and do it. It keeps random passer-bys away. At this point though, we could probably do with turning it off for a while.
Quote from: Aidrocsid;1733279No, the point is that people can't decide to troll us and then just sign up and do it. It keeps random passer-bys away. At this point though, we could probably do with turning it off for a while.
That's why I said days 2-7. Having to wait a day to troll is like trying to stream porn on a 28k.
james clock r i p
peyote clock r i p
Quote from: Scalppussyhello;1733220It's to be expected, long tail and whatnot. You know what I think? I think you should be post from days 2-7, but then the second week you can't post. That way they can ask all their questions, figure out that they're supposed to lurk during that week and not merely be disallowed from posting, and invest in the community before not posting. If they don't show up at the end of the week, then you know it's because they don't care enough.
Sounds like a delicious opportunity for spam even if only from day 2!
I'm Flounderman's alt.
Apparently I don't even exist.
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Sorry for breaking the table.
Quote from: Scalppussyhello;1733220It's to be expected, long tail and whatnot. You know what I think? I think you should be post from days 2-7, but then the second week you can't post. That way they can ask all their questions, figure out that they're supposed to lurk during that week and not merely be disallowed from posting, and invest in the community before not posting. If they don't show up at the end of the week, then you know it's because they don't care enough.
what about a post limit, like 5 - 10 post before the lurking period
Quote from: RibsClock;1734028Man I remember when zeffy was a ranking post whore
HAHAAH, me too
Quote from: RibsClock;1733938But I'm your alt...and Gir's my alt...
...
So you finally know the truth...
my son.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1734150So you finally know the truth... my son.
hey dad, I will borrow this playboy if you don't mind
Everyone in the Clock Crew is an alt of Knight Clock.
Quote from: Kombucha;1734177Everyone in the Clock Crew is an alt of Knight Clock.
:O IT'S YOU, ME!
I waited a year before I started posting. They are probably alts though. I didn't think you'd be allowed alts on this website. I just went about a month without going on .cc because I didn't have an alt!
Quote from: Smegheadclock;1734282I waited a year before I started posting. They are probably alts though. I didn't think you'd be allowed alts on this website. I just went about a month without going on .cc because I didn't have an alt!
You're my alt! I know this!
I'm actually MarlinClock.
i m acutaly jamesclokc i live in a flat