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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Soup Clock on April 30, 2010, 01:02:32 PM

Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Soup Clock on April 30, 2010, 01:02:32 PM
We were supposed to go to Hooters at 1pm.  I waited for her for a half an hour and she never showed up and her cellphone was off.  Hi, I'm SoupClock.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: DurianClock on April 30, 2010, 01:06:08 PM
Hey sexy. B)
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Soup Clock on April 30, 2010, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: DurianClock;1747898Hey sexy. B)

Holy fuck when the fuck did you?
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: DurianClock on April 30, 2010, 01:12:48 PM
Quote from: I AM SOUP CLOCK;1747899Holy fuck when the fuck did you?

Started coming back around April fools... was going to be just a joke, but I stuck around. Joke's on me now. ;P
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Soup Clock on April 30, 2010, 01:57:59 PM
Quote from: DurianClock;1747900Started coming back around April fools... was going to be just a joke, but I stuck around. Joke's on me now. ;P

Do you still look like a sexy woman?  This is my first thread in a long time too!
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: EnglishClock on April 30, 2010, 02:47:23 PM
Well at least now you've learned your lesson.

white man dating the brown people... ha! still gets me.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Soup Clock on April 30, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1747947Well at least now you've learned your lesson.

white man dating the brown people... ha! still gets me.

We were never dating.  I asked her on a date as a joke and she said yes.  I thought it was awesomely hilarious and promised my friends pictures, but she bailed.  Now my self esteem has a hole the size of your mothers vagina in it.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Nightmare Clock on April 30, 2010, 04:24:29 PM
We'll have that vagina-sized hole in your self esteem fixed up in no time.

Or worsened. Though I'm personally hoping for the former.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Faygo on April 30, 2010, 11:53:22 PM
Why would I even WANT to know the size my my mom's vagina?
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Topcatyo on April 30, 2010, 11:55:07 PM
Sorry, mom had to pick me up from my soccer game, she wants to know if she can reschedule.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Faygo on April 30, 2010, 11:56:55 PM
Yeah she can come around noon
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: DrClock on May 01, 2010, 04:51:10 PM
ouch
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2010, 06:25:26 PM
Quote from: men without a brain;1748164Why would I even WANT to know the size my my mom's vagina?
:thumbs:
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: AlbinoClock on May 01, 2010, 06:45:16 PM
Maybe she realized you were doing it as a joke and thought it would be funnier if you just felt stood up.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: Soup Clock on May 02, 2010, 09:50:28 AM
Quote from: Albino the Destroyer;1748285Maybe she realized you were doing it as a joke and thought it would be funnier if you just felt stood up.

She doesn't understand the concept of a joke.  She's straight off the boat.  Her favorite food is "hotdog" and "pancake" and she literally has a lot of "junk in her trunk."  Also, why would she deny such a "strong man who know how to do" like I do.  Quotes are hers.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: AstronautClock on May 02, 2010, 10:23:03 AM
a strong man who know how to do haha
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: AlbinoClock on May 02, 2010, 11:57:51 AM
Quote from: I AM SOUP CLOCK;1748390She doesn't understand the concept of a joke.  She's straight off the boat.  Her favorite food is "hotdog" and "pancake" and she literally has a lot of "junk in her trunk."  Also, why would she deny such a "strong man who know how to do" like I do.  Quotes are hers.

I'm pretty sure jokes are a cultural universal.
Title: I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English
Post by: YoYoClock on May 02, 2010, 12:00:48 PM
SoupClock: a strong man who know how to do
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