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http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/937751/38579713/man_wast_handen_in_pisbak.html

Dumb tourists!

oh shit I saw this on tv haha

The water was yellow, what the fuck did he expect? Lemon Soap?

ahgahahhahah

why is he so dumb wall urinals look pretty much the same in america

Well...urine is sterile... oh what the hell.

Hahahha, i hate those urinals btw, i prefer these:
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Also apparently Olivia Munn hates to see dicks:
http://www.oliviamunn.com/disgusting-urinal-in-amsterdam/

Olivia Munn sounds like a prude.

What a dumbass, hahaha.

Why were they filming inside a restroom area?

Quote from: fruit;1749577why is he so dumb wall urinals look pretty much the same in america

I have never seen a urinal that looks like that. I wouldn't piss into that. I'd rather go find a tree, at least you'd have some cover.

pee looks and smells exactly like pee 100% of the time I don't know how anybody could mistake for anything else

Quote from: Slurpee;1749813pee looks and smells exactly like pee 100% of the time I don't know how anybody could mistake for anything else

I don't know how Americans do a lot of things.

pisbakken

Quote from: Albino the Destroyer;1749804I have never seen a urinal that looks like that. I wouldn't piss into that. I'd rather go find a tree, at least you'd have some cover.

What, seriously? I've seen them before. And they guy being a hick certainly should have.

Quote from: Albino the Destroyer;1749804I have never seen a urinal that looks like that. I wouldn't piss into that. I'd rather go find a tree, at least you'd have some cover.

really? wall urinals are pretty common especially in theme parks

wall urinals wtf...

Quote from: i put a spell on u;1750550wall urinals wtf...

have you never been to a bar/club?

"di'innurinalsit?"
 
Even if you've never seen a urinal like that before, which is kind of hard to believe as they're in almost every bar and on each festival I know of, how do you confuse it with a sink? Seriously now, no taps, yellow water...? And who can't distinguish a urinal cake from a bar of soap? It is a mystery.

Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1750553have you never been to a bar/club?

Do you seriously have to ask that question?

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1749874I don't know how Americans do a lot of things.

The guy's wearing a Canadian maple leaf hat.

Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752281The guy's wearing a Canadian maple leaf hat.

Oh shit he is! Hahahaha

"Man wast handen in pisbak"
Dutch is now one of my favourite languages, it's so to-the-point.

Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752281The guy's wearing a Canadian maple leaf hat.

What a dumb American.

yeah ok :cool:

Quote from: clammo;1752520a lot of americans wear maple leafs when in europe because the thieves prefer to steal from americans over canadians

hahahaha

Quote from: clammo;1752520a lot of americans wear maple leafs when in europe because the thieves prefer to steal from americans over canadians

Somehow that guy doesn't strike me as smart enough to pull something like that.

Also, why would people want to rob people from a country whose money is practically valueless now?
Not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, I've heard that before, but I'm just questioning the logic behind it.

Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752597Somehow that guy doesn't strike me as smart enough to pull something like that.

Also, why would people want to rob people from a country whose money is practically valueless now?
Not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, I've heard that before, but I'm just questioning the logic behind it.

Topcatyo gets jokes?

Quote from: Bulba;1752623Topcatyo gets jokes?

I guess not.

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Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752597Also, why would people want to rob people from a country whose money is practically valueless now?
Not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, I've heard that before, but I'm just questioning the logic behind it.

Because in Europe we pay with euros. If he's in The Netherlands he'd be carrying euros, not dollars.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1752741Because in Europe we pay with euros. If he's in The Netherlands he'd be carrying euros, not dollars.

Obviously, but he would have to exchange dollars for euros when visiting the country.  Currently our money doesn't really exchange for shit anymore so it seems kinda pointless to rob someone who doesn't really have a lot of cash on them.

Although, then again, this video was probably shot before the American dollar dipped below the Canadian dollar, so back then it might have made sense.

The guy in the video still doesn't strike me as smart enough to disguise himself, though.

Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752742Obviously, but he would have to exchange dollars for euros when visiting the country.  Currently our money doesn't really exchange for shit anymore so it seems kinda pointless to rob someone who doesn't really have a lot of cash on them.

Although, then again, this video was probably shot before the American dollar dipped below the Canadian dollar, so back then it might have made sense.

The guy in the video still doesn't strike me as smart enough to disguise himself, though.

If he didn't have any money how could he afford a trip to The Netherlands? Why wouldn't a tourist be carrying money around? You make no sense.

This video was shot May 5, 2010.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1752744If he didn't have any money how could he afford a trip to The Netherlands? Why wouldn't a tourist be carrying money around? You make no sense.

I'm just saying that a Canadian would probably have more cash than an Americans since our money is shit, so it'd make sense to steal from the people with more money, though it really makes sense to steal from both and Clam never said thieves stole exclusively from one or the other just that they prefer it.
Really it's just me thinking to myself.

QuoteThis video was shot April 30th, on Queen's Day.

Well then I'm fairly certain our dollar dipped below Canada's long since then NEVER MIND

Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752745I'm just saying that a Canadian would probably have more cash than an Americans since our money is shit, so it'd make sense to steal from the people with more money, though it really makes sense to steal from both and Clam never said thieves stole exclusively from one or the other just that they prefer it.
Really it's just me thinking to myself.

Well then I'm fairly certain our dollar dipped below Canada's long since then NEVER MIND

I said the video was shot on May 5, 2010.

And no, it does not make sense to say someone would be carrying less money while on vacation in The Netherlands just because their currency is worth less. You are saying something like "because american dollars are worth less than canadian dollars this american now carried 20 euros less than this canadian."

I also doubt they are walking around with their entire converted bank account in their wallet.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1752747I said the video was shot on May 5, 2010.

I didn't edit the quote, man, that's on you.

QuoteAnd no, it does not make sense to say someone would be carrying less money while on vacation in The Netherlands just because their currency is worth less. You are saying something like "because american dollars are worth less than canadian dollars this american now carried 20 euros less than this canadian."

Good point, but it still doesn't explain why thieves would choose one over the other unless it's a general hatred sort of thing, which I can understand since we're not the most popular country at the moment.

QuoteI also doubt they are walking around with their entire converted bank account in their wallet.

Also a good point.

So is the guy Canadian? I kinda lost track of the argument.

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By that he means the Netherlands.

Quote from: UshankaClock;1752817So is the guy Canadian? I kinda lost track of the argument.

We were never arguing whether he was or not (at least, I wasn't), since we really have no way of finding out and really he was and the only evidence we have to either is that he was wearing a Canadian maple leaf hat.
I was just curious about the logic behind preferring to steal from tourists from one country or from another.

Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1752923We were never arguing whether he was or not (at least, I wasn't), since we really have no way of finding out and really he was and the only evidence we have to either is that he was wearing a Canadian maple leaf hat.
I was just curious about the logic behind preferring to steal from tourists from one country or from another.

We will now have to track down a band of thieves and interview them on these matters.

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1753022We will now have to track down a band of thieves and interview them on these matters.

Sounds good, let's get crackin.

Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1749707Hahahha, i hate those urinals btw, i prefer these:


Also apparently Olivia Munn hates to see dicks:
http://www.oliviamunn.com/disgusting-urinal-in-amsterdam/

These things can overflow though which is really gross. And when they're not full they are really light so if someone were to kick one while you are peeing in it you pee all over yourself. Not that it's happened to me. Um

Quote from: BunnyClock;1753025These things can overflow though which is really gross. And when they're not full they are really light so if someone were to kick one while you are peeing in it you pee all over yourself. Not that it's happened to me. Um

What the heck.

Quote from: BunnyClock;1753025These things can overflow though which is really gross. And when they're not full they are really light so if someone were to kick one while you are peeing in it you pee all over yourself. Not that it's happened to me. Um

At the 2006 Carling Cup final in Cardiff I saw a bunch of drunk Wigan fans tip one of those things over outside a pub, it created a river of piss in the street. I guess their master plan was to cover the Man Utd fan's shoes with piss, but using our cunning and wit, we simply stepped onto the pavement. Fucking idiots.

I'd like to put it on record that Man Utd won the game 4-0.

Good times.

Quote from: Monster Butt Munch;1753051At the 2006 Carling Cup final in Cardiff I saw a bunch of drunk Wigan fans tip one of those things over outside a pub, it created a river of piss in the street. I guess their master plan was to cover the Man Utd fan's shoes with piss, but using our cunning and wit, we simply stepped onto the pavement. Fucking idiots.

I'd like to put it on record that Man Utd won the game 4-0.

Good times.

I would never touch one of those things. Piss in them, sure, touch them to tip them over? Hell no.

I would like to remind Topcatyo that the Canadian dollar was worth more than the American dollar for only a very short time, that is no longer so.