Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
this is my first trip alone, i'm pretty excited/nervous/scared
any tips about america or things i should look out for
humourous tips welcome
any tips about america or things i should look out for
humourous tips welcome
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Slurpee on May 10, 2010, 09:23:44 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 10, 2010, 09:23:44 PM
Quote from: DaisyClock;1750700things i should look out for
blacks
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Kombucha on May 10, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 10, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1750707blacksAnd gays.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Kombucha on May 10, 2010, 09:24:41 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 10, 2010, 09:24:41 PM
Hehe
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: screwdriver_clock on May 10, 2010, 09:24:43 PM
Post by: screwdriver_clock on May 10, 2010, 09:24:43 PM
Expect both men and women to fling themselves to you based on your accent, lots of prepubescents talking to you at random about how they will move to your country of London someday, and dentists all rushing up to you to fix your teeth.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 10, 2010, 09:35:29 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 10, 2010, 09:35:29 PM
What part of America? Each part has it's own eccentricities.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Thor on May 10, 2010, 09:59:57 PM
Post by: Thor on May 10, 2010, 09:59:57 PM
America is so big you need to give us a specific state or area to stereotype correctly
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 10:02:25 PM
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 10:02:25 PM
why are you going, just out of curiosity
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on May 10, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
Post by: RevolutionaryClock on May 10, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
be careful- in america the jews are all UNFENCED
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 10:09:00 PM
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 10:09:00 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1750729to meet me, duh
I'm a celebrity
!!!!
please autograph this for me please:
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DingleberryClock on May 10, 2010, 10:17:10 PM
Post by: DingleberryClock on May 10, 2010, 10:17:10 PM
In Socialist America, dog humps YOU!
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: buttplug on May 10, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Post by: buttplug on May 10, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Where? Assuming you mean the US, what state? Each one is widely different. believe it or not we all aren't McDonalds loving gun toting bomb dropping Christian fundamentalists, no matter what the Dutch would have you believe.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Thor on May 10, 2010, 10:51:50 PM
Post by: Thor on May 10, 2010, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Bulba;1750743believe it or not we all aren't McDonalds loving gun toting bomb dropping Christian fundamentalists
Yeah, just the people in Texas are
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 10:56:55 PM
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1750736there u go little boy
going to frame this asap
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 10, 2010, 10:57:30 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 10, 2010, 10:57:30 PM
Seriously, wouldn't you have the same reponse if someone just said "I'm going to the UK, any tips/things to look out for?"
And lemme tell ya, your country is itty bitty compared to the entirety of the US.
And lemme tell ya, your country is itty bitty compared to the entirety of the US.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: miracle fruit on May 10, 2010, 10:58:42 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on May 10, 2010, 10:58:42 PM
come to canada we're better looking
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:15:47 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:15:47 PM
Quote from: christy;1750727why are you going, just out of curiosity
to meet wavy gravy i'm his biggest fan ;)
and i'm going to be in california!
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
i'm going to smoke wed everyday in california toot toot
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
i took a thousand hours to reply to this thread and now everyones died of starvation
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Biggskoo on May 10, 2010, 11:30:08 PM
Post by: Biggskoo on May 10, 2010, 11:30:08 PM
ugh the west coast
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 11:34:46 PM
Post by: PoisonshroomClock on May 10, 2010, 11:34:46 PM
Quote from: DaisyClock;1750758to meet wavy gravy i'm his biggest fan ;)
and i'm going to be in california!
yeah, but do you have his autograph?
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DingleberryClock on May 10, 2010, 11:41:34 PM
Post by: DingleberryClock on May 10, 2010, 11:41:34 PM
Anywhere you go in America, you'll meet painfully ignorant people, who speak in internet lingo, don't know anything about their own country or religion, whose go-to insult is fag, and they probably all love McDonalds.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:46:09 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 10, 2010, 11:46:09 PM
Quote from: christy;1750768yeah, but do you have his autograph?
yep >:3
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AC Slater on May 11, 2010, 12:01:57 AM
Post by: AC Slater on May 11, 2010, 12:01:57 AM
I'm going to take a drive up to see you guys now.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2010, 01:24:03 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2010, 01:24:03 AM
All the way to California? Damn, dude.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 11, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 11, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
Just stay out of the rural areas and you'll be fine.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: MonsterMunch on May 11, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
Post by: MonsterMunch on May 11, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
Stay there.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 11, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 11, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
im american apparently
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: mauserclock on May 11, 2010, 07:04:34 AM
Post by: mauserclock on May 11, 2010, 07:04:34 AM
i have an american citizenship and passport even though ive only visited once in the last 13 years
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: TelephoneClock on May 11, 2010, 09:22:48 AM
Post by: TelephoneClock on May 11, 2010, 09:22:48 AM
Eat tons of McDonalds, it's the best
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 11:05:00 AM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 11:05:00 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1750766the west coast is the best coast
Yeah if you like brown air and heroin.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: buttplug on May 11, 2010, 12:50:00 PM
Post by: buttplug on May 11, 2010, 12:50:00 PM
Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1750769Anywhere you go in America, you'll meet painfully ignorant people, who speak in internet lingo, don't know anything about their own country or religion, whose go-to insult is fag, and they probably all love McDonalds.
This if you are 15 and in highschool
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: miracle fruit on May 11, 2010, 01:32:58 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on May 11, 2010, 01:32:58 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1750822im american apparently
how could anyone think your an american you post in dutch half the damn time
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: peyoteclock on May 11, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
Post by: peyoteclock on May 11, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
Quote from: patches o'houlihan;1750791Just stay out of the rural areas and you'll be fine.
yeah if you happen to wander into a cornfield you might end up getting someones dick wet.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: SockpuppetClock on May 11, 2010, 01:48:00 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on May 11, 2010, 01:48:00 PM
Quote from: fruit;1750755come to canada we're better lookingfrom what I know this is true
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: TequilaClock on May 11, 2010, 02:18:23 PM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 11, 2010, 02:18:23 PM
Quote from: a sack of baby dicks;1750765ugh the west coast
:cool:
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:00:59 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:00:59 PM
That's why the Midwest is best. Screw the coasts, we're the birthplace of true comedians.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: MarlinClock;1750927That's why the Midwest is best. Screw the coasts, we're the birthplace of true comedians.
well generally a completely shitty environment begets a sense of humor yeah
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:08:11 PM
A burnt, smog-choked Californian is insulting my environment?
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:09:33 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:09:33 PM
that smog is a side-effect of a massive population surge brought on by how awesome it is to be here
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:16:23 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:16:23 PM
I think you might be confusing awesomeness with pretentious douchiness.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:22:39 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:22:39 PM
well, you're wrong, but we won't hold that against you. you live in the land of sad broken people and forgotten dreams, after all, it must be easy to confuse a bodaciously insane mixture of beautiful national parks, dope-ass college and beach towns, and sprawling, iconic cities with the existence of hipsters.
the only state with a higher cost of living than california is fucking hawaii.
because it's awesome here.
it... owns.
the only state with a higher cost of living than california is fucking hawaii.
because it's awesome here.
it... owns.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 06:24:55 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 06:24:55 PM
As shitty as Texas is in politics, and for the most part people I will say the food is excellent. Massachusetts is nice when it's warmer, but right now it's too cold. Sure you can't smoke weed all day here, but if you get caught it's only a $100 fine. (As opposed to some serious jail time)
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:26:02 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:26:02 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1750935You may note that America is constantly at it's own throat and treats each state as a separate Country.
kind of like how canada pretends to be a real country
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: K3LTR0N on May 11, 2010, 06:26:57 PM
Post by: K3LTR0N on May 11, 2010, 06:26:57 PM
now that is dedication and true love!!!
how will i sleep knowing you are within a 100 mile radius from me
how will i sleep knowing you are within a 100 mile radius from me
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: miracle fruit on May 11, 2010, 06:30:52 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on May 11, 2010, 06:30:52 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1750937kind of like how canada pretends to be a real country
kind of like how you pretend to be a female
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:37:26 PM
Post by: Slurpee on May 11, 2010, 06:37:26 PM
Quote from: fruit;1750941kind of like how you pretend to be a femaleI already did the completely disconnected, largely nonsensical insult, you tired bitch.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:51:24 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1750935You may note that America is constantly at it's own throat and treats each state as a separate Country. Though only Texas will claim to be Separatist.We are the United States of America, but we never forget that we are states, separate entities that come together to form the whole.
The awesomest of them being Illinois.
I still personally put the country before my state, as in how I wholy rooted for the American hockey team despite three of my team's players being on Canada.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
What the fuck is an Illinois?
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2010, 06:54:24 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on May 11, 2010, 06:54:24 PM
I kid, I kid.
But seriously, what the fuck is it?
But seriously, what the fuck is it?
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:56:20 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:56:20 PM
I bet you wine-tasting hipster motherfuckers can't even pronounce it right.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:57:08 PM
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 11, 2010, 06:57:08 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1750951
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 11, 2010, 07:03:53 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 11, 2010, 07:03:53 PM
Quote from: I AM KATAMARI CLOCK;1750939now that is dedication and true love!!!
how will i sleep knowing you are within a 100 mile radius from me
send us kitties in the mail please, :333333
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:12:41 PM
BLAGO IS BLACKER THAN BARACK OBAMA. Oh yeah you should be embarrassed about Obama. Motherfucker doesn't even know how to operate an ipod.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Kombucha on May 11, 2010, 07:18:38 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 11, 2010, 07:18:38 PM
Quote from: DaisyClock;1750957send us kitties in the mail please, :333333I'm glad that all the arguing in this thread has not discouraged you from coming.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
I'm sure bickering like a gaggle of gaydads is international.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Thor on May 11, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
Post by: Thor on May 11, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
Quote from: MarlinClock;1750953
Holy shit, when did Arnold join the Indigo Lanterns Tribe?
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Kombucha on May 11, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 11, 2010, 07:26:10 PM
ur state sux absinnth
e: u 2 thor
e: u 2 thor
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:28:41 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:28:41 PM
[u2]wsHLbZyA2Uk[/u2]
While we're talking shit about states. Heres another for california.
While we're talking shit about states. Heres another for california.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: Kombucha on May 11, 2010, 07:29:17 PM
Post by: Kombucha on May 11, 2010, 07:29:17 PM
There are big motherfucking bugs in Chicago.
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: miracle fruit on May 11, 2010, 07:29:33 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on May 11, 2010, 07:29:33 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1750945I already did the completely disconnected, largely nonsensical insult, you tired bitch.
i am tired
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: DaisyClock on May 11, 2010, 07:52:04 PM
Post by: DaisyClock on May 11, 2010, 07:52:04 PM
Quote from: xBitchxx;1750961I'm glad that all the arguing in this thread has not discouraged you from coming.
oh i've already bought the tix and everything not even gang rapes in wavy gravys area could stop me from going now
actually typing that scared me more than i thought it would
Title: i'm going to be in america in about 8 days
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:56:30 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 11, 2010, 07:56:30 PM
Just hit em in the solar plexus and run.