Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Nightmare Clock on May 20, 2010, 12:35:54 AM
Post by: Nightmare Clock on May 20, 2010, 12:35:54 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1279525/Igor--Grichka-Bogdanoff-French-twins-unrecognisable-plastic-surgery.html
:facepalm:
E:
If you're too lazy to click and need a summary, it's this.
BEFORE
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AFTER
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:facepalm:
E:
If you're too lazy to click and need a summary, it's this.
BEFORE
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AFTER
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Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: LimewireClock on May 20, 2010, 03:48:42 AM
Post by: LimewireClock on May 20, 2010, 03:48:42 AM
Lmfao what the hell? They look fucking ridiculous.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Thor on May 20, 2010, 06:23:03 AM
Post by: Thor on May 20, 2010, 06:23:03 AM
The left one looks a lot better than the right one.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Slurpee on May 20, 2010, 06:27:41 AM
Post by: Slurpee on May 20, 2010, 06:27:41 AM
well
well they sure look monstrous
well they sure look monstrous
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: TequilaClock on May 20, 2010, 06:56:16 AM
Post by: TequilaClock on May 20, 2010, 06:56:16 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FJH7oeDtYSYk%2F0.jpg&hash=f89c8d471a8d2accb7fb939dd1b10a505075d083)
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Topcatyo on May 20, 2010, 06:59:57 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on May 20, 2010, 06:59:57 AM
Are those people? They look like monstrosities out of a Japanese cartoon.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: WhiteSwordClock on May 20, 2010, 07:04:22 AM
Post by: WhiteSwordClock on May 20, 2010, 07:04:22 AM
Looks like they could use some more plastic surgery!
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: EnglishClock on May 20, 2010, 08:49:16 AM
Post by: EnglishClock on May 20, 2010, 08:49:16 AM
Quote from: Dagger;1752713Looks like they could use some more plastic surgery!
"Oh my, you're looking worse than ever! Let me fix that for you..."
This is what happened seven times in a row.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: TelephoneClock on May 20, 2010, 12:03:28 PM
Post by: TelephoneClock on May 20, 2010, 12:03:28 PM
How the fuck can anybody think this is a good idea?
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: ShotglassClock on May 20, 2010, 12:04:24 PM
Post by: ShotglassClock on May 20, 2010, 12:04:24 PM
I'd hit it.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: AstronautClock on May 20, 2010, 12:08:17 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on May 20, 2010, 12:08:17 PM
funny how they kept the haircut
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Nightmare Clock on May 20, 2010, 02:25:25 PM
Post by: Nightmare Clock on May 20, 2010, 02:25:25 PM
At what point do these people look in the mirror and go "woah fuck we overdid it"
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: DurianClock on May 20, 2010, 04:36:51 PM
Post by: DurianClock on May 20, 2010, 04:36:51 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Clock;1752806At what point do these people look in the mirror and go "woah fuck we overdid it"
Right before they think "What can I do to fix this?"
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 20, 2010, 06:22:58 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 20, 2010, 06:22:58 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1752849No one is prettier than Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I like how she decided she had to have Jay Leno's chin.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Orangina Clock on May 20, 2010, 06:24:54 PM
Post by: Orangina Clock on May 20, 2010, 06:24:54 PM
I want their chins in like a jar or something.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: ToyotaClock on May 20, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
Post by: ToyotaClock on May 20, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
How tragic.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: WhiteSwordClock on May 20, 2010, 06:44:04 PM
Post by: WhiteSwordClock on May 20, 2010, 06:44:04 PM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1752849No one is prettier than Jocelyn Wildenstein.
I think she takes the cake on this one...
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Blue on May 21, 2010, 06:12:36 PM
Post by: Blue on May 21, 2010, 06:12:36 PM
I'm more interested in what this lady is doing w/ her fingers.
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Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: GearBoxClock on May 21, 2010, 06:15:17 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on May 21, 2010, 06:15:17 PM
Plastic surgery, though a good idea in practice, never looks good if it isn't a subtle, minor change.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 21, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 21, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
The Uncanny Valley strikes again.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: F U Clock on May 21, 2010, 07:07:18 PM
Post by: F U Clock on May 21, 2010, 07:07:18 PM
Oh, plastic surgery has its place.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.plundergirls.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F04%2Fdenise-milani-5.jpg&hash=c2766277dc29f00b46d7af5109c0b743b6b680fd)
bitch is smokin but you're all crazy if you think those bomb ass titties would be any fun at all, shits'd be harder then a rock, booooo.
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bitch is smokin but you're all crazy if you think those bomb ass titties would be any fun at all, shits'd be harder then a rock, booooo.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: DurianClock on May 21, 2010, 07:12:49 PM
Post by: DurianClock on May 21, 2010, 07:12:49 PM
Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1753144Oh, plastic surgery has its place.
... and that's on Pete Burns' face.
Dead or Alive days
Now
Fabulous!
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: DurianClock on May 21, 2010, 07:17:49 PM
Post by: DurianClock on May 21, 2010, 07:17:49 PM
Project Facade
Early military attempts at plastic surgery. Very interesting. Influenced the look of the Bioshock splicers.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_4q74MYkrI1Q%2FSL181q_uJeI%2FAAAAAAAAAxk%2FmQ_P7wd6Aps%2Fs400%2Ff.-Lumley-LL-2.jpg&hash=3892b9856fb883e2c91add6d6e9363a5d608e363)
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http://www.projectfacade.com
There is a place for plastic surgery.
Early military attempts at plastic surgery. Very interesting. Influenced the look of the Bioshock splicers.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_4q74MYkrI1Q%2FSL181q_uJeI%2FAAAAAAAAAxk%2FmQ_P7wd6Aps%2Fs400%2Ff.-Lumley-LL-2.jpg&hash=3892b9856fb883e2c91add6d6e9363a5d608e363)
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(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectfacade.com%2Fimages%2Fuk_air_force%2Fo.-Topping.-V-19.jpg&hash=2b9ed9be58153c8f1fa970bf5df66096b2984b9a)
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectfacade.com%2Fimages%2Fuk_navy%2Fm._Yeo._W_8.jpg&hash=07c48ed370cce0cdf5da46462fee5ef7e74335f4)
http://www.projectfacade.com
There is a place for plastic surgery.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: F U Clock on May 21, 2010, 07:19:21 PM
Post by: F U Clock on May 21, 2010, 07:19:21 PM
Quote from: DurianClock;1753146
Looks sort of like the mask of Zorro.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 21, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 21, 2010, 07:21:34 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Feugenehor.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F08%2Fportraitofdoriangray.jpg&hash=f2888ff913618f95640ef1b296c69b601512bfa2)
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: WrenchClock on May 22, 2010, 12:58:25 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on May 22, 2010, 12:58:25 AM
Quote from: F U Clock;1753144Oh, plastic surgery has its place.
yes yes yes yes yes
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: pop-tart on May 22, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Post by: pop-tart on May 22, 2010, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1753148Dorian Gray
Kudos to Oscar Wilde reference. :rockin:
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: F U Clock on May 22, 2010, 07:32:25 AM
Post by: F U Clock on May 22, 2010, 07:32:25 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart;1753182Kudos to Oscar Wilde reference. :rockin:
Jesus, at quick glace I thought that was an illustration of Abraham Lincoln.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: AlbinoClock on May 22, 2010, 07:46:06 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on May 22, 2010, 07:46:06 AM
that is terrible
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: F U Clock on May 22, 2010, 09:26:24 AM
Post by: F U Clock on May 22, 2010, 09:26:24 AM
If people don't want to be confused for Abraham Lincoln then they shouldn't wear top hats/have mutton chop-esque sideburns.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: Topcatyo on May 22, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on May 22, 2010, 09:39:04 AM
Abrahama didn't have just sideburns. He had sideburns that became a neckbeard.
Title: What is this I don't even
Post by: F U Clock on May 22, 2010, 11:53:01 AM
Post by: F U Clock on May 22, 2010, 11:53:01 AM
Quote from: Phil Collins' funny face;1753245Abrahama didn't have just sideburns. He had sideburns that became a neckbeard.
The illustration in question is clearly of his sideburns growing into a full beard, from the transitional period of the days when he was young and free.
