http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Jackass-Star-Bam-Margera-Beaten-With-a-Bat--------96222324.html
Haha
lol
Don't those guys beat each other with bats all day anyway ?
i dont really care
itd be cool to have his job though
After all the things he's done he gets hospitalised from being attacked by a woman.
lolirony
Quote from: UshankaClock;1760314After all the things he's done he gets hospitalised from being attacked by a woman.
lolirony
A 59 year old woman for extra ROFL points. I think it's even better that it was outside of The Note, his own bar. Everybody in this area hates him and we all praise that woman.
batshit insane
about time
owned
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760450You mean the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch?
jackass is comedic gold and if you disagree you have no taste!
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760469It's only funny for like 10 minutes
nooooo it's actually really funny in the same vein as like buster keaton and w.c. fields and shit only if they had a bastard lovechild with evel kenievel, on the surface it appears to be incredibly juvenile but it's actually really intelligent slapstick.
take for instance:
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that's nothing but pure stripped down comedy at it's finest and i for one am incredibly excited to have a few drinks and go see jackass 3D on opening night.
that being said, bam is a douchebag and is easily the weakest link of the entire crew.
For the record, I would much rather be paid doing the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch than a lot of other jobs.
Most people do it for free.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760500What's irritating is that these guys make so much money, and yet there are so many people who work hard for multiple jobs and still only just barely make ends meet.
what's irritating is that these guys are
living the fucking dream
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760450You mean the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch?
and making about a million dollars a week
Last I checked they were making Jackass 3..
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If I could do this and make millions of dollars, fuck i'd do it. Who seriously wouldn't?
Not to mention they get away with most of the shit they do without any legal repercussions.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760537I wouldn't
You must have a very comfortable life.
I wouldn't be on Jackass because I don't enjoy vomiting or bleeding as much as those guys seem to.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760540If you mean I already have a whole bunch of money, I don't. I only have $16 in my wallet right now. I just think that not parading yourself as a complete and total idiot for the entire world is much more important than having a lot of money. Sure I'd like to have the amount of money they get, but not if it means getting it for such an awful reason.
I still find it hard to believe you wouldn't kick a football at a car for even 50k.
I don't like "holier then thou" Golden clock.
When they do stunts where the victim is random bystanders I get your point but if they want to do silly, stupid stunts where they themselves are the victim for people's amusement, where's the problem?
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760582So I'm 'holier than thou' because I don't want to drink Horse semen for money on camera for the world to see?
Yes that is actually what I mean. DRINK DA JIZZ JIZZ!
I just thought your "adding something good to world will live on after you die" comment was a bit pretentious in a thread about a retard getting hit with a bat.
Haha
Bam
Youre not fooling anyone gold, you'd totally drink it.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760604you would >: (
and you'd do it for free
You'd do it before me, and I would be like, shit now I have to do it too.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760609I'd have my glass filled with soymilk or something so that you'd drink the real deal then I could laugh at you
I'd see trough that plan and secretly replace the soymilk with the horse sperm while youre not watching.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760611I would only pretend to drink it anyway and have a concealed straw device near my mouth that connects to your pants so it all goes into your pants and leaks everywhere and everyone will be like 'what's that coming out of your pants' and i'll say 'it's his dignity'
I'd make sure it didn't make it in the dvd release.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760613yeah because it'd be on BluRay
HD sonnnnn
actually it will be on newgrounds in a while
SWF boy
I'd have simply slipped some iocane powder, which I had spent years building up an immunity to, into all the glasses of horse semen, so that you two would have died while I lived, making me the victor.
She didn't hit him hard enough, Bam's a dick.
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760611I would only pretend to drink it anyway and have a concealed straw device near my mouth that connects to your pants so it all goes into your pants and leaks everywhere and everyone will be like 'what's that coming out of your pants' and i'll say 'it's his dignity'
I lol'd
You guys would totally drink horse semen. Better be a flash in 5 days.
jackass and cky were so much better before they all got so rich
seriously it was better when they were just young and dumb and doing stupid stuff, with the money they had,
now its like
~bam margera builds a pirate ship for $100,000, blows it up, laughs, builds another~
:/
that being said, i can imagine his bar pissing off a lot of people, but this woman lmao, shes clearly a fucker