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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: Soup Clock on June 15, 2010, 05:50:27 AM

Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Soup Clock on June 15, 2010, 05:50:27 AM
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Jackass-Star-Bam-Margera-Beaten-With-a-Bat--------96222324.html

Haha
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: OvenmittClock on June 15, 2010, 05:53:40 AM
lol
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Asshatclock on June 15, 2010, 06:52:00 AM
Don't those guys beat each other with bats all day anyway ?
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: mauserclock on June 15, 2010, 06:54:59 AM
i dont really care
itd be cool to have his job though
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: WrenchClock on June 15, 2010, 10:19:03 AM
After all the things he's done he gets hospitalised from being attacked by a woman.
lolirony
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Soup Clock on June 15, 2010, 11:25:36 AM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1760314After all the things he's done he gets hospitalised from being attacked by a woman.
lolirony

A 59 year old woman for extra ROFL points.  I think it's even better that it was outside of The Note, his own bar.  Everybody in this area hates him and we all praise that woman.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: AstronautClock on June 15, 2010, 12:42:00 PM
batshit insane
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: ProqagandaClock on June 15, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
about time
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: patriotclock on June 15, 2010, 02:14:46 PM
owned
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: peyoteclock on June 15, 2010, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760450You mean the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch?

jackass is comedic gold and if you disagree you have no taste!
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: peyoteclock on June 15, 2010, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760469It's only funny for like 10 minutes

nooooo it's actually really funny in the same vein as like buster keaton and w.c. fields and shit only if they had a bastard lovechild with evel kenievel, on the surface it appears to be incredibly juvenile but it's actually really intelligent slapstick.

take for instance:

[U2]S-LrYvIbrsM[/U2]

that's nothing but pure stripped down comedy at it's finest and i for one am incredibly excited to have a few drinks and go see jackass 3D on opening night.

that being said, bam is a douchebag and is easily the weakest link of the entire crew.
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Post by: Nightmare Clock on June 15, 2010, 06:28:09 PM
For the record, I would much rather be paid doing the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some  shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch than a lot of other jobs.

Most people do it for free.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Slurpee on June 15, 2010, 08:00:17 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760500What's irritating is that these guys make so much money, and yet there are so many people who work hard for multiple jobs and still only just barely make ends meet.

what's irritating is that these guys are living the fucking dream
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: mauserclock on June 15, 2010, 10:54:07 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760450You mean the completely useless job of doing I'm a edgy teen things on some shaky video camera while your other dumb friends watch?
and making about a million dollars a week
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: NintendrCkolc on June 15, 2010, 11:03:50 PM
Last I checked they were making Jackass 3..

[u2]4QoUz8zvIn0[/u2]

If I could do this and make millions of dollars, fuck i'd do it. Who seriously wouldn't?

Not to mention they get away with most of the shit they do without any legal repercussions.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: NintendrCkolc on June 15, 2010, 11:08:27 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760537I wouldn't

You must have a very comfortable life.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Topcatyo on June 15, 2010, 11:35:15 PM
I wouldn't be on Jackass because I don't enjoy vomiting or bleeding as much as those guys seem to.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: NintendrCkolc on June 15, 2010, 11:38:40 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760540If you mean I already have a whole bunch of money, I don't. I only have $16 in my wallet right now. I just think that not parading yourself as a complete and total idiot for the entire world is much more important than having a lot of money. Sure I'd like to have the amount of money they get, but not if it means getting it for such an awful reason.

I still find it hard to believe you wouldn't kick a football at a car for even 50k.
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Post by: MonsterMunch on June 16, 2010, 01:17:06 AM
I don't like "holier then thou" Golden clock.

When they do stunts where the victim is random bystanders I get your point but if they want to do silly, stupid stunts where they themselves are the victim for people's amusement, where's the problem?
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Post by: MonsterMunch on June 16, 2010, 01:37:24 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760582So I'm 'holier than thou' because I don't want to drink Horse semen for money on camera for the world to see?

Yes that is actually what I mean. DRINK DA JIZZ JIZZ!

I just thought your "adding something good to world will live on after you die" comment was a bit pretentious in a thread about a retard getting hit with a bat.
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Post by: TequilaClock on June 16, 2010, 01:55:55 AM
Haha

Bam
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Asshatclock on June 16, 2010, 02:14:23 AM
Youre not fooling anyone gold, you'd totally drink it.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Asshatclock on June 16, 2010, 02:16:59 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760604you would >: (

and you'd do it for free

You'd do it before me, and I would be like, shit now I have to do it too.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Asshatclock on June 16, 2010, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760609I'd have my glass filled with soymilk or something so that you'd drink the real deal then I could laugh at you

I'd see trough that plan and secretly replace the soymilk with the horse sperm while youre not watching.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Asshatclock on June 16, 2010, 02:25:58 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760611I would only pretend to drink it anyway and have a concealed straw device near my mouth that connects to your pants so it all goes into your pants and leaks everywhere and everyone will be like 'what's that coming out of your pants' and i'll say 'it's his dignity'

I'd make sure it didn't make it in the dvd release.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Asshatclock on June 16, 2010, 02:28:08 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760613yeah because it'd be on BluRay
HD sonnnnn

actually it will be on newgrounds in a while

SWF boy
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Topcatyo on June 16, 2010, 02:39:35 AM
I'd have simply slipped some iocane powder, which I had spent years building up an immunity to, into all the glasses of horse semen, so that you two would have died while I lived, making me the victor.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: WhiteSwordClock on June 16, 2010, 02:51:01 AM
She didn't hit him hard enough, Bam's a dick.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: MonsterMunch on June 16, 2010, 02:56:26 AM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1760611I would only pretend to drink it anyway and have a concealed straw device near my mouth that connects to your pants so it all goes into your pants and leaks everywhere and everyone will be like 'what's that coming out of your pants' and i'll say 'it's his dignity'

I lol'd
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: Soup Clock on June 17, 2010, 07:07:39 AM
You guys would totally drink horse semen.  Better be a flash in 5 days.
Title: Bam Margera beaten with bat
Post by: DaisyClock on June 17, 2010, 09:22:53 AM
jackass and cky were so much better before they all got so rich
 
seriously it was better when they were just young and dumb and doing stupid stuff, with the money they had,
now its like
 
~bam margera builds a pirate ship for $100,000, blows it up, laughs, builds another~
 
:/
 
that being said, i can imagine his bar pissing off a lot of people, but this woman lmao, shes clearly a fucker