Clock Crew

Quote from: Limewire;1762461He knows that once flashes on NG pass judgement they can't be blammed, right?

Also: We have a face!

Quote from: Pin Clock;1762527I just find it funny how persistant he is over this, troll or not 2 years of no success is ridiculous.

Quote from: Fire Marshall Bill;1762534Its been 2 years?
Holy tits.

QuoteJoin Date: 06-02-2009

Quote from: clockradioclock;1762536Nah a little over a year.

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/member.php?u=11483

Quote from: Ned Flanders;1762562[u2]GuoVBUdNVcQ[/u2]

Quote from: clammo;1762556http://clockcrew.cc/talk/showpost.php?p=1762511&postcount=15

Quote from: Ned Flanders;1762562[U2]GuoVBUdNVcQ[/U2]

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Quote from: My comment on his Youtube videoWhat makes thdrk so awesome?
His tenacity. He won't let the simple fact that a flash movie that has passed can no longer be blammed stop him.
He's never heard of the words "impossible", "loser", "pointless", or "vowel" and that's what makes him so cool.
We forever look toward you to be our shining beacon of wonder, thdrk.
{{{{thdrk}}}

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Quote from: Daves back;1762649Actually

Quote from: Ned Flanders;1762562[u2]GuoVBUdNVcQ[/u2]

Quote from: Golden Clock;1762548Hey check it guys! I got this on one of my news posts.

Quote from: topcatyo;1762691Wait why do you have a "ban user"  option?

QuoteName:Crispin
Channel Views:1,058
Total Upload Views:0
Age:21
Joined:06 August 2007
Last Sign In:4 hours ago

Quote from: Golden Clock;1762726

Quote from: Golden Clock;1762731from now on that's our picture of thdrk

Quote from: Golden Clock;1762731from now on that's our picture of thdrk

Quote from: Slurpee;1761595thinking back about those days with the clown
I get teary-eyed
and really snide

I think that deep down... I hated that clown

Quote from: Ned Flanders;1763680VID

QuoteWell, most clock movies are spam, so its safe to vote 0 on all clock movies you see. And tell the clock crew im not Crispin Glover.

Quote from: UshankaClock;1763903!!!

Quote from: Golden Clock;1766581invader signed up here on July 17, and signed up to NG on July 25 and they have the same IP on CC, so that's how i know btw

Quote from: Slurpee;1766583it's kind of obvious it's him because he's such a tool that it makes the logical leap fairly insubstantial but you should have run this passed jonas or bluehippo or something just to remove all doubt

imho

Quote from: hEy ThErE hOmEbOy;1766640aw, that's no fun. we should just let this guy do it thing, because whether or not if he realizes it, he's spreading our word, publicity and all that.

Quote from: Golden Clock;1766576http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1179765

He's using alt accounts to talk to himself on the NG BBS now. (invaderclock)

Quote from: thdrkJust know this: I am determined.
Although there are many dumbshit savewhores like you.
Although newgrounds mods support mass 5 voting and only ban mass 0  voters
Although spam groups like to mass vote 5
I. WILL. STOP. EVERY. SPAM GROUP.
All I need to do is convince newgrounds to vote 0
this video was only my first step.

Quote from: Golden Wrench;1762545Ah, my bad, got ahead of myself.

The bugger's been commenting on my Clockday '08 video for the last year or so...It's silly but annoying at the same time.

Quote from: I AM SOUP CLOCK;1766831Guy says he's gonna destroy the CC.  Makes it completely obvious he's just messing around.  CC thinks hes real. CC laughs.  Guys laughs, he wins.  GJ guys.

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1767055Doesn't Slurpee have European roots too? I might be mistaken

QuoteFrom: thdrkside
Sent: 06/30/10 19:56
Subject: Re: alright, youve done it now....

And tell those clock faggots that I know about clocktopia.net, and I will find the answer to the "random question" and spread my virus there as well.

QuoteFrom: thdrkside
Sent: 07/01/10 22:31
Subject: Alright, heres your FUCKING review



Review for Thdrks confession

Rank 0
Vote 0

Fuck you.
ps. The virus is almost complete

Hows that? Happy you fucking pig fucker?

Quote from: BTF;1767439OK, I do remember this. Just didn't put two and two together that it was the same kid. I suppose next time I should just not be lazy and read the beginning of the thread.

QuoteFrom: thdrkside
Sent: 9 hours ago
Subject: Re: alright, youve done it now....

It is almost done, and once I Nuke your website, I shall put forth even more effort into my game "ThDrk-Defence". In the game you play as me, Thdrkside himself, defending the Flash Portal from hordes of clocks and clock fans. In the beggining, Pico is killed, and your weapon is the minigun you pick off his corpse. You defend a wall standing between the clock army and the Flash Portal. Each round you must fend off the clock army until "The Nuke" is completed, and fired off at the clock crews base to halt their advance for the round. Between rounds you have the options to upgrade the minigun, the wall, your army, etc. To raise an army, you have to make videos (which cost money) of propaganda, and submit them to youtube, causing others to join your cause. You also get exp points, which you spend on stats for ThDrkside and unlocking Drk powers (basically magic abilities) for killing off the clock hordes.
This game will entertain the player, as well as teaching them of the evils of the cock crew. Once this is submitted, people will realize that the clock crew is crap, and vote 0 on all clock submissions, and since the game will be submitted after I Nuke your website, the clock crew will finaly be defeated once and for all.
Tell the clock crew, they are helpless to stop me.

Quote from: Slurpee;1767987I stopped reading part of the way through his first sentence let me know if he said anything funny tia

Quote from: Boogeyman;1767979UPDAAAAATE!

I asked good old Crispin if the virus is done yet, to which he replied

Quote from: Pop-Tart;1768026Clearly he is not spending time writing any virus (it's not a dragonball spirit bomb for christs sake.) Nor do I think he has the know-how to even make this super exciting game he speaks of. It's just fun to pretend we have an arch enemy.

Quote from: Golden Clock;1768180drkstuff

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Quote from: Bender Bending Rodríguez;1769346Everyone should make a flash and we should all call all of them Thdrk Knight.

Quote from: RobClock;1769353We did the flash mocking thing last year in the form of a collab. It won daily fifth place.

Quote from: Psykosonik;1769359http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505336

Quote from: Psykosonik;1769359http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505336

Quotebecause the clock crew is just a bunch of gay spammers that noone realy likes

Quote from: Pop-Tart;1769474Thunderbolt, your youtube speaks in some strange exotic tongue.

Quote from: Psykosonik;1769743What do you meen by that?

Quote from: AstronautClock;1769770he means dutch

Quote from: clammo;1769822wait.. thdrk is "the dark"?? i always read it as "the dork"

Quote from: xxzx :-);1771476thdrk has braces

Quote from: TequilaClock;1771408TheodoreK

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And here I thought I was pretty skinny.

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Quote from: RobClock on Thdrk's profileRemember how you used to say that you were just a messenger for  'strawberryclocksucks' and that you had somebody on the inside and were  planning to systematically take down the clock crew? Haha, you lovable  scamp.

Quote from: Thdrk's responseCalvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was  tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and  body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him  for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often  since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented  his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump. "Stop.." Hobbes mumbled  with a growl, pushing him away. Calvin turned onto his back, pulling  his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five  inches. Average, he figured. He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake  easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?"  He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. "I love you."  "I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He  wondered. "Do you really love me?" "Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further,  sleep forgotten. "I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed. "Wait!  What?" "I love you so much, I want to show you how much I love you, how  much I appreciate how you've cared for me over the years, and been there  for me. Now I want to be there for you." Hobbes looked perplexed, he  stared at Calvin, and then at the corner of his eye, there he saw it,  Calvin's standing erection, dead toward his face. He knew instantly.  "Oh..." There was a pause, for a moment they did nothing but lay there,  Calvin staring hungerly toward Hobbes' beautiful fuzzy face as he in  turn looked directly at Calvin's smooth young cock. A feeling stirred  inside of Hobbes that he'd never felt before, not even through all of  the years they had been friends. He bit his lower lip. "Calvin, I.."  "Please, just kiss me." "I-" "Please, just once. If you don't like it,  I'll never bring it up again. Just once, please, for me." Hobbes was  silent, but then slowly replied, "Okay. For you." Calvin's hand reached  up behind Hobbes' whiskered, furry neck, and slowly drew their faces  closer to each other. His lips parted softly and a soft moaning emanated  from them, anticipating the taste of his friends wet tiger mouth to  come. Hobbes resisted, but that only made Calvin pull him in harder.  Their lips met sideways, mouths open, their labored breaths mixing with  each others. Calvin pulled away slightly as they fully contacted with  each other. "Oh, Hobbes. Hobbes..." A wave of sensation filled Hobbes'  entire body, every muscle quaked with a shock of pure pleasure, his body  melted, his lips quivered as they moved wet and hot against his  friends'. With each passing of their tongues, he became more ravenous.  More hungry. More like a tiger. He suddenly pulled away, his claws  extended, accidentally scratching Calvin across the cheek. "Oh god,  Calvin. I, fuck." "Just let it come to you, old buddy." "Fuck, I.. Fuck  me." "What?" "I said fuck me. Fuck me now." "Turn over." Hobbes  immediately and excitedly turned over onto his stomach, his ass facing  toward Calvin, the muscles of his tail causing it to lift high in the  air, exposing the bright pink, smooth asshole that poked through the  fuzz of his tiger-cheeks. He moaned in soft anticipation. He was afraid  Calvin's mother might hear. "FUCK ME. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME  WAIT." Hobbes was nearly crying, as Calvin's hesitation was like a  thousand stabs to his heart. He felt like his world was tearing apart,  lest his old childhood friend fucked him in the ass, right then and  there. "Sure thing, buddy." Calvin grasped the base of his cock,  touching the top to the base of Hobbes' bright pink asshole.But they  were cut short by a sudden noise. Calvin's mother came rushing into his  room, her robe barely tied, her feet tripping up over themselves as she  clumsily made her way to him in the dark. She flicked on the light.  There, she saw her son, completely naked, hands gripped tightly over the  waist of a stuffed tiger, his penis half way inside of a hole torn out  of the stuffing of its backside. The stuffing from Hobbes' insides  littered the sheets and the lower part of Calvin's body. "Are you, oh my  god."
Calvin shot himself the next day.

Quote from: Agent Francis York Morgan;1771891Either his true "troll from a spinoff group" form came out, or he was hacked. lol.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/author/thdrkside/1

Quote from: SheepClock;1772886http://twitter.com/thdrk

Quote from: SheepClock;1772886http://twitter.com/thdrk

Quote from: topcatyo;1772933That's not our thdrk's twitter, guys.  His name isn't Crispin.

Quote from: ToyotaClock;1773106He seems to like Encyclopedia Dramatica quite a bit

Quote from: hey dudeguess what?
THE CLOCK CREW IS GAY!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLLL

Quote from: topcatyo;1773180He sent me this a couple days ago.



I laughed.

Quote from: RobClock;1774194This joke is getting rather stale.

Quote from: RobClock;1774194This joke is getting rather stale.

Quote from: Scandalous Member;1774198He's not really trying anymore. :(

Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1774213I say we just ignore this dumbass.

QuoteAfter a second time of seeing that flash movie about me I realized that you, and the rest of the clock crew, have slandered me.
That is why I am suing the clock crew for 100 billion dollars. See you all in court, douchefags.

Quote from: SheepClock;1775550thdrk is menwithouthats clock