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Title: The fuck
Post by: NintendrCkolc on August 05, 2010, 03:31:36 PM
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Title: The fuck
Post by: screwdriver_clock on August 05, 2010, 03:42:37 PM
Girl opens Spaghetti-O's. Girl slathers self in Spaghetti-O's while speaking gibberish and how humanity applies value to shit or something. Girl cuts pants and panties open, starts to finger self, then pisses on the floor. Takes shirt off, wipes up piss and Spaghetti-O sauce with already stained shirt. Looks around, walks out non-chalant. Crowd cheers.


Hell at least if she had some tit's it'd be okay. But jeez. Fuckin hipsters.
Title: The fuck
Post by: TequilaClock on August 06, 2010, 01:55:10 AM
art
Title: The fuck
Post by: EtchASketchClock on August 06, 2010, 02:45:27 AM
Bitch needs a new can opener.

Edit: Did she just summon the Antichrist?
Title: The fuck
Post by: Marlin Clock on August 06, 2010, 02:58:27 AM
For a second I thought they had a nazi flag up, but I guess it's just the picture of some shirtless douche on a blanket or something.

Also, does she just not know how to use a can opener or something?
Title: The fuck
Post by: TheCheshireClock on August 06, 2010, 03:52:39 AM
I've seen better performance art in my community college rec hall... Hell, I've seen better performance art by YOKO ONO.

Stupid trendy shit like this is why nobody take performance art seriously anymore.
Title: The fuck
Post by: VuBawlsClock on August 06, 2010, 05:51:00 AM
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;1774955Girl opens Spaghetti-O's. Girl slathers self in Spaghetti-O's while speaking gibberish and how humanity applies value to shit or something. Girl cuts pants and panties open, starts to finger self, then pisses on the floor. Takes shirt off, wipes up piss and Spaghetti-O sauce with already stained shirt. Looks around, walks out non-chalant. Crowd cheers.


Hell at least if she had some tit's it'd be okay. But jeez. Fuckin hipsters.

That's not what happened. :(
Title: The fuck
Post by: Poltergeist on August 06, 2010, 08:59:47 AM
The girl is a fucking genius


She's found out how to engage in her public masturbation fetish and get applause for it
Title: The fuck
Post by: NintendrCkolc on August 06, 2010, 02:46:10 PM
I was kinda turned on when she started fingering herself.

Should I be ashamed?
Title: The fuck
Post by: WrenchClock on August 06, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
Quote from: Patches O'Houlihan;1775220I was kinda turned on when she started fingering herself.

Should I be ashamed?

I was turned straight back off when she started pissing on the floor.
Title: The fuck
Post by: NintendrCkolc on August 06, 2010, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1775224I was turned straight back off when she started pissing on the floor.

:hi5:
Title: The fuck
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 06, 2010, 03:12:39 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1775224I was turned straight back off when she started pissing on the floor.

That's the part where I started getting turned on.
Title: The fuck
Post by: Poltergeist on August 06, 2010, 04:50:47 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1775231That's the part where I started getting turned on.

Yeah, but then she had to go and clean it up.
Title: The fuck
Post by: NintendrCkolc on August 06, 2010, 05:43:40 PM
Quote from: Poltergeist;1775326Yeah, but then she had to go and clean it up.

I was turned on by this as well.
Title: The fuck
Post by: Poltergeist on August 06, 2010, 06:08:05 PM
Quote from: Patches O'Houlihan;1775340I was turned on by this as well.

You sick fuck

























Title: The fuck
Post by: WrenchClock on August 07, 2010, 07:10:59 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1775231That's the part where I started getting turned on.

That's our Dwarfinator!
*sitcom jingle*