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Arts & Leisure => Pokemon Stadium => Reading and Writing => Topic farted by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 02:08:42 AM

Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 02:08:42 AM
maniac mcgee
island of the blue dolphins
catherine called birdie
the purloined letter (I watched the wishbone eipsode)
roll of thunder hear my cry
I am the cheese
bean trees
the house on mango street
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 02:13:35 AM
number the stars
the crucible
jacob have I loved
tuck everlasting
catcher in the rye
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: buttplug on August 22, 2010, 02:23:11 AM
I always read the book :(
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 22, 2010, 02:43:06 AM
i read them all, you no good lazy lazy lazy.

also, maniac mcgee was cool
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 02:54:25 AM
the grapes of wrath
hatchet
a lesson before dying
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 02:55:27 AM
that one book about the homeless kids and I think two of them are brothers, and the other one falls off a trolley and dies really early on or something but they keep his guitar
and there was a picture of a scary clown on the cover for some reason

holy crap what was the name of that book this is gonna bug the crap out of me
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: BootClock on August 22, 2010, 03:13:23 AM
The Crucible
Hatchet
Boy Overboard
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Triage

I'm sure there are others they just don't spring to mind.
Funny thing is I was often applauded for my close study and understanding of texts, I just never got around to reading them.
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 03:14:21 AM
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1780075I never had to read hatchet or the grapes of wrath I got robbed
grapes of wrath was actually pretty good from what I read
I just skipped huge segments because I was drowning in a sea of adolescent emotional turmoil

I was good at faking it
I was good at faking a lot of things
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: AnkhClock on August 22, 2010, 04:27:04 AM
Wow you are all bad kids. I only skipped The Awakening by Kate Chopin and that was because the book really really sucked.

Also you should read the Grapes of Wrath that book is fantastic.
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: Slurpee on August 22, 2010, 05:04:05 AM
Quote from: Supernerdgirl.jpg;1780089Wow you are all bad kids. I only skipped
you boot and I are the only ones itt that have admitted to not reading something we were instructed to
you are the third worst kid here
or to put it another way you are the third coolest
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok;1780090I get it.
uh well
in that post I was actually going for a humorously abrupt and inappropriate divulgence of personal demons
but I guess it works on the level that I'm assuming you're referring to as well
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: GearBoxClock on August 23, 2010, 08:48:48 PM
I just skim books that I don't enjoy reading. Then I do a vague and "philosophical" book report that's just me bullshitting about symbolism
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: clockradioclock on August 23, 2010, 09:02:27 PM
Read all the english books I was told to read, except for these 4 from a single class in college:
Emma
Mrs Dalloway
The Mill on the Floss
Atonement

A ton of french books from high school that I can't remember, like:
Les Miserables (would like to read this eventually but didnt want to in grade 8)
Le colonel Chabert
L'emmitouflé
etc
Title: books u havent read but u did a book report on them anyway and just hoped the teacher wouldnt notice
Post by: AnkhClock on August 23, 2010, 09:17:08 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1780093you boot and I are the only ones itt that have admitted to not reading something we were instructed to
you are the third worst kid here

Oh dear um

Quote from: Slurpee;1780093or to put it another way you are the third coolest

actually I can live with that