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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 23, 2010, 09:32:30 AM
Bruins beat the habs silly 4-2 in preseason game. Bergy scores two goals, and Seguin scores an assist. Seguin looks good, I think he'll make the team, but won't make a huge impact right away. Rask still looks sharp.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on October 18, 2010, 10:44:29 PM
I'm lovin Hossa this year.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 20, 2010, 02:29:47 PM
Milan Lucic scores a Godie Howe hat trick. (One fight, one assist, and one goal) Bruins are looking good to start this year. Chara made Ovechkin pretty much useless. Also for being the head disciplinarian's kid Campbell sure does like to goon it up.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on October 21, 2010, 04:24:30 PM
Unfortunately I've been working during most of the games this season, but from the few I've seen I still got a lot of hope that the Hawks can pull a repeat. Turco's definitely been playin' better the last few games and Crawford isn't fantastic but he's still holding his own, and that's all I really need out of a backup.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on October 23, 2010, 04:10:58 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1789443from the few I've seen I still got a lot of hope that the Hawks can pull a repeat. .

lol
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 30, 2010, 03:41:14 PM
I'd just like to take the time to thank Phil Kessel for being a quitter and moving to a loser's team like Toronto. Without your selflessness we would have never gotten a half decent rookie. Also thanks to Wideman, for getting Campbell and Horton who are much more aggressive, and know where the back of the net is. I expect the Sens not to show up on account of their coach possibly hanging in his closet for being a total utter failure who doesn't know how to use what he's got. If he shows up, and does manage not to hang himself he'll probably be fired by January, and the Sens should get at least the third draft pick. Also it'll take me at least the next three days to catch up on all the other games going on today. In all seriousness though whoever is goal tending tonight (Probably Thomas) they're going to have to watch out for Kovalev, and Alfie. Willing to bet Horton will get another goal.

Edit: Sorry Clam. :( I hope you guys get a really good rookie next year. Speaking of good rookies Seguin and Caron did great. Thomas pulled off another sweet shut out.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 16, 2010, 09:09:34 PM
This one is my favorite.

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Also this is a new one.

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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Zoloft on November 21, 2010, 10:26:55 PM
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Claude Giroux scores off his cock.

This guys skill-set is amazing. Is there anything he can't do?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 21, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
Quote from: clammo;1791998[u2]6cr89xbl26g[/u2]

Reminds me of this:
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 27, 2010, 03:17:20 AM
Gah, today we had a decent win but watching these Hawks has been painful for the most part.
Quote from: Home Record5-7-0
What is up with that? We used to dominate at home.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 27, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
Quote from: clammo;1793773
Look, I loved having Byfuglien on our team, but he was always minus in the regular season. It was only in the post when he started to shine.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on November 27, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
Point made. I mostly wish Niemi didn't get so greedy, at least he already knew how to play with keith and seabrook.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 03, 2010, 12:52:13 PM
Thomas once again puts on a show stopping Philly, and coming back strong against the lightning. Pretty sure the only reason we got 8 was because we finally started taking advantages of lucky bounces. On another note it'd be nice to know like yesterday if they're going to trade Marco Sturm or not. I like him, but he wasn't worth Joe Thornton.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 18, 2010, 10:34:07 AM
Fuckin hate the habs.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on December 18, 2010, 06:11:17 PM
number 1 in the nhl
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 23, 2010, 11:17:04 AM
PK Subban sure does run his mouth a lot for somebody that fights like a girl.
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Also Bruins have been average, but overall pretty disappointing. Thomas is good though.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on December 27, 2010, 03:31:50 PM
It doesn't matter, they're gonna lose in the playoffs. Just wait 'n' see.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on January 21, 2011, 08:28:55 AM
At least you aren't New Jersey.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on February 16, 2011, 10:32:30 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1803731At least you aren't New Jersey.

my roomate keeps bragging how the devils are "the hottest team in the nhl". needless to say hes my worst roomate
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 13, 2011, 11:39:30 PM
I wish I could just pull the net off its hinges and get a goalie interference penalty called on the other team.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 13, 2011, 11:45:30 PM
Fuck Luongo
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 14, 2011, 01:10:22 PM
Every year Van takes the first game from the Hawks and Luongo ends of crying by the end of the series.

They played an amazing first period last night though. Hawks were totally pwned...
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 14, 2011, 01:38:02 PM
the canucks are going to murder the blackhawks hahah
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 14, 2011, 02:15:58 PM
Seriously I feel like I'm the only one that saw that Canucks player clearly rip off the net to get that penalty, nobody even talked about it afterwards but the replay so clearly shows him reaching out and grabbing the thing after he didn't actually dislodge it from the hit.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 19, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
Now ya see, if they played like that last week... they wouldn't be behind 3 games. Welcome back Davie Bolland
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 20, 2011, 10:49:51 AM
well that was embarrassing. i still don't think hawks can survive for 3 more games though

next game we better go with schneider in net
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 21, 2011, 11:38:20 PM
Another royal ass kicking. Van better get their shit together.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 21, 2011, 11:51:04 PM
Haha, somethin's tellin' me you ain't gettin' many points from Luongo now, tri :p
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 22, 2011, 10:54:34 AM
selling luongo jersey will pay $100 for you to take
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 24, 2011, 09:55:44 PM
Hawks still in it
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 24, 2011, 10:00:01 PM
We can't be stopped.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on April 25, 2011, 12:10:24 AM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 25, 2011, 04:00:21 AM
u mad toews
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 25, 2011, 10:33:22 AM
Ahh.. The Island of Dr. Moreau Toews mural. Used to pass that every morning.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 25, 2011, 01:13:31 PM
whoever painted that mural really doesnt like toews or his face
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 25, 2011, 01:18:39 PM
This just in: Vigneault announces goaltending change for game 7



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Hey, couldn't hurt
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 25, 2011, 01:27:40 PM
this just in toews has a big crinkly mass of fat for a chin
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 25, 2011, 01:37:10 PM
That's all Canadians
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 25, 2011, 02:05:49 PM
now for the weather forecast all from within your local toews' gaping nostrils

edit: and in other news it appears some vandals have wrapped packing tape around toews's face. poor toews he should have been wearing a visor
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 12:07:10 AM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 12:08:48 AM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 27, 2011, 12:25:57 AM
Heartbreaking. They ain't makin' it past the preds.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 12:28:24 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1817905Heartbreaking. They ain't makin' it past the preds.

Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2011, 12:52:11 AM
The 8th ranking team forced them into OT in a game 7. They're not going very far. Lu can't handle stress.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 01:04:44 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1817911The 8th ranking team forced them into OT in a game 7. They're not going very far. Lu can't handle stress.

Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 27, 2011, 01:29:12 AM
Enjoy your -5 goal differential victory.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 01:45:11 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1817916Enjoy your -5 goal differential victory.

Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on April 27, 2011, 11:01:32 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1817916Enjoy your -5 goal differential victory.

bitter much?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2011, 11:32:40 AM
Nucks are just acting like they won the cup already becuz they finally got past the lackluster Hawks in the first round of playoffs. Oooh. Dream big. Hawks' rookie goalie played better than Van's $10MM captain.

Hawks played like shit and still forced 7 games. Again, VC isn't going far once they face a team that has their offense together.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 12:21:46 PM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1817937Nucks are just acting like they won the cup already becuz they finally got past the lackluster Hawks in the first round of playoffs. Oooh. Dream big. Hawks' rookie goalie played better than Van's $10MM captain.

Hawks played like shit and still forced 7 games. Again, VC isn't going far once they face a team that has their offense together.

Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2011, 01:07:36 PM
I got nothing against VC. Why hate the Great Whitey North when Detroit is right across the street?

I'm saying the Hawks were embarrassing... passing like a bunch ninth graders... dump and chase, dump and chase... only in games 4 and 5 did they seem to show a smidgen of confidence or organization.

Luongo is clearly an emotional guy and it's easy to get under his skin. If they want to actually finish off the impressive season they had with a championship, the dude needs to get it together.

And tell the dude no more crying on TV.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1817941And tell the dude no more crying on TV.
tell that to your star player crybaby patrick kane

edit: but yeah i wont even lie and say i dont hate the blackhawks because i do. the cocksuckers eliminate us like every year what do you expect :(
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 01:51:59 PM
update: well we may have the #1 crybaby in the nhl but apparently the entire blackhawks team are a bunch of self-admitted crybabies as well

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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2011, 01:57:22 PM
Wrong link, bro. Lemmie fix that for you.

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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 02:06:34 PM
look at him prancing like a fairy after that goal
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 27, 2011, 02:15:33 PM
I'm sure the VC Millionaires pranced... but there's no record of it since cameras weren't invented yet when they won.

Also, gay.

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not that theres anything wrong with that
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Post by: miracle fruit on April 27, 2011, 02:21:28 PM
nothing wrong with that

edit: this however
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on April 27, 2011, 04:57:44 PM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1817949Wrong link, bro. Lemmie fix that for you.

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Post something like this again and I will make sure you gargle my nads.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 27, 2011, 05:44:21 PM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 28, 2011, 02:30:34 AM
I knew you'd do something like that. I can't believe you don't have the spine to take even a single joke patty.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2011, 05:41:44 PM
im kind of looking forward to seeing shane o'brien tonight, apparently he doesnt like the canucks anymore because vigneault called him fat and kicked him out of practice before he got traded.  will probably give us some nice powerplays

also considering he got 7 penalties in the first 5 games last round and anaheim scored on like 4 or 5 of them
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2011, 10:40:35 PM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1817941Luongo is clearly an emotional guy and it's easy to get under his skin. If they want to actually finish off the impressive season they had with a championship, the dude needs to get it together.

Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on April 28, 2011, 10:57:30 PM
I don't want to post inappropriate content in our Sports forum... so here. (http://files.myfrogbag.com/kqk1bc/fknmfc.gif)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2011, 11:19:13 PM
hahahah i like that
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Post by: miracle fruit on April 30, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
fuckin luo couldnt hold them off for the last minute of the third. woulda been nice for his damaged ego having 2 nash shutouts in a row but shit oh well. now the question is if the sedins will still be useless clones in OT

edit: OT #2

edit: yeah we lost
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on May 01, 2011, 02:02:29 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1817941Luongo is clearly an emotional guy and it's easy to get under his skin. If they want to actually finish off the impressive season they had with a championship, the dude needs to get it together.

ahem
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2011, 12:42:25 PM
lol you didnt even watch the game did you

edit: luongo was pretty good, certainly not the weak link of the game but hot damn he is no pekka rinne

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<-- fucking bieksa wipe that smile off your face you got robbed dearly
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on May 01, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
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Second time in three games he gave up a late goal that he shouldn't have?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 01, 2011, 01:38:20 PM
you're forgetting that if that little miracle didn't happen luo would have had his second playoff shutout in a row, three altogether

he went damn near 6 periods without getting scored on at all. i hardly call this folding under pressure and losing his game. 2 - 1 in OT  isnt a luongo meltdown
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 01, 2011, 02:32:04 PM
I hope Philly continues to have a goaltending problem. In fact I hope they have to pull the goalie every game. Though Chicago proved that you can win a cup with mediocre goaltending.

Hope I see more from the B's 3rd and 4th line production because obviously the 1st line isn't gonna give much on the power play. Krejci is clearly looking to make up for lost time last year too but I have a feeling Laviolette is going to order more coverage on him. B's will take it in 6.

Also I hope Rinne eats everything Vancouver has got. Nothing would make me more happy than to see Vancouver choke. (Save a Bruins stanley cup)
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Post by: AbsintheClock on May 03, 2011, 04:54:37 PM
Quote from: articleZdeno Chara told us that all the stanchions there are made of chocolate.

I laughed.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 04, 2011, 02:59:49 AM
OT win while weber watched from the penalty box, face was priceless

also apparently the NHL is officially trying to get rid of our green men can you believe this shit

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what the hell did they ever do to the penalty box besides make it awesome
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 04, 2011, 05:04:09 AM
Nobody is going to get rid of the green men. They're too big of a fan favorite even for people who can't stand Vancouver. (Me being one of them) I hope they bag skate Weber for making such a boneheaded move. He didn't even try to cover up on what he was doing. It's a damn shame for Rinne. Guy was standing on his head.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 04, 2011, 10:13:50 PM
3 out of four series are goin' my way. It doesn't matter to me if the Canucks win, I want a Lightning/Sharks cup anyway.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 05, 2011, 10:18:51 PM
so it turns out the sedins are capable of getting playoff goals






















if the goalie is pulled
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 06, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;18191583 out of four series are goin' my way. It doesn't matter to me if the Canucks win, I want a Lightning/Sharks cup anyway.

Two biggest new NHL meltdown teams.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on May 06, 2011, 06:21:06 PM
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Danny Briere's new stick for tonight's game.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 06, 2011, 08:43:19 PM
Quote from: clammo;1819670this round is killing me. how the hell are 3 of the teams that i picked for my fantasy pool getting sweeped

wings live to die another day

edit: flyers don't
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on May 07, 2011, 11:24:00 AM
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Flyers deserve to lose, do so.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 07, 2011, 09:59:55 PM
nashville survives by the skin of their teeth thanks to the biggest fucking fluke ive ever seen alex edler punching it into his own damn net
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 07, 2011, 10:10:58 PM
so i went to youtube to see if anyone had put up alex edlers' goal on his own net and youtube corrected me:

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apparently theres no video of that because 'its nine o clock saturday' and also i am a 'ringer' (i think it was trying to call me a nigger)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 14, 2011, 03:50:13 PM
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Poor Boog. One of the scariest guys on the ice is no more. Nobody in the NHL has quite reached out and touched somebody like Boog. Really hard multiple times in the face.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 16, 2011, 07:33:13 PM
im not gonna lie

i was surprised we took game 1 from the sharks
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 16, 2011, 09:19:07 PM
Don't worry it's still early in the round for both teams. I see both the east and west going a few games longer than normal. (6 or 7)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 19, 2011, 12:01:54 AM
Quote from: clammo;1821012why? vancouver has won something like 7 straight game 1s. its game 2 that they really shit the bed.

not this game 2
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 19, 2011, 09:32:04 AM
Bad news for the thrashers. Apparently Lil Wayne isn't interested in investing in them.

Anyhow real hockey talk. Got game 3 tonight, and that should be plenty interesting. Not only do I think it's good to bring hockey to Florida, I think it's great for the fans to get to see their grandparents a little more often. I'm expecting defense to be a little tighter, and I think Seguin will probably get more minutes but not as many as he'd probably deserve.

Also I didn't catch too much of last night's game with Vancouver, but I saw highlights and I watched the 2nd period and about 1/4 of the 3rd. (Which in my opinion sums it up) Sharks are going to melt down pretty quick. Sucks too because I picked the Sharks to win that series, but then again I picked Detroit before that. I hope Vancouver's time off keeps them dull in the finals.

Bruins V. Bolts will probably go six or seven games.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 22, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
3 - 1 series for vancouver booyah

i thought the 3 five-on-three powerplay goals in a row were absolutely hilarious. san jose refs were pretty biased towards the sharks in game 3 but i guess they are canucks fans now
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 23, 2011, 04:16:10 PM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 24, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;18221053 - 1 series for vancouver booyah

i thought the 3 five-on-three powerplay goals in a row were absolutely hilarious. san jose refs were pretty biased towards the sharks in game 3 but i guess they are canucks fans now
Are you kiddin' me? The refs have been soft to the Canucks this entire series. I saw no less than three slashes where the refs just looked the other way.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 24, 2011, 01:33:55 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1822222Are you kiddin' me? The refs have been soft to the Canucks this entire series. I saw no less than three slashes where the refs just looked the other way.
oh ya well i saw like 10 slashes from san jose so what
Quote from: clammo;1822223i dont know how you can say too many men and delay of game penalties are favours from the refs
i cant tell your talking to me or even which game your talking about specifically

but recently there's been more shitty penalties called than those two, both sides included
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 24, 2011, 10:22:35 PM
so they're gettin pretty serious about bringing back the winnipeg jets eh
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 26, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Do they have enough of a market for that? I thought that's why they went to Phoenix in the first place.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 27, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1822720Do they have enough of a market for that? I thought that's why they went to Phoenix in the first place.

this is canada we're talking about
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 27, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Quote from: clammo;1822823winnipeg died due to a combination of terrible canadian dollar and lack of corporate support. both of which are currently very strong in winnipeg, quebec city and hamilton, and all 3 could support an nhl team better than markets like phx, atl, nash, fla and dal.
Well i guess I wouldnt mind Winnipeg, it would definitely take balancing the conferences out of the issues of moving them.
Maybe they could switch them out with the Avelanche so that the Northwest isn't so top-heavy like it was this year.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 27, 2011, 04:32:31 PM
I'd like to see Detroit come to the east. It'll never happen though.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 27, 2011, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1822956I'd like to see Detroit come to the east. It'll never happen though.

Only if the Blackhawks still get to play them six times a year.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 27, 2011, 09:45:32 PM
So yeah, after watching that game, I'm pretty sure the Canucks have no chance.
Quote from: clammo;1823012itll prob be like jets to NW, avs to pacific, stars to central and nashville to SE.

even though it doesnt really make sense since detroit and columbus are more east than nashville. maybe columbus would go to SE instead. nashville seems more suited for SE imo

Wait, we're talkin Atlanta? Not just the Coyotes moving back to Winnipeg?

Also why does that map have Winnipeg in Saskatchewan?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 28, 2011, 05:16:30 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1823020So yeah, after watching that game, I'm pretty sure the Canucks have no chance.

will you calm down already? your team lost in the first round. quit acting like a sore loser (id est rooting for every team the vancouver canucks seem to face)


oh yeah 1 - 0 that was a fucken beastly win anyway
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 28, 2011, 12:58:34 PM
Quote from: clammo;1823149yeah it actually was if you watched the game.

1-0 games are often much more entertaining games than 6-5 shootouts. i guess you wouldnt know since you only watch vancouver games herp herp

sounds like a bunch of pussies that cant manage to score a goal to me
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 28, 2011, 01:08:16 PM
Quote from: clammo;18231491-0 games are often much more entertaining games than 6-5 shootouts. i guess you wouldnt know since you only watch vancouver games herp herp

yep also this makes no sense

im thinking your the one that doesn't watch hockey if you think vancouver games are high scoring shoot outs all the time (nashville series hello)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 28, 2011, 05:55:07 PM
We'll see how well your team does scoring goals against Tim Thomas while being chased by Sasquatch.(Chara)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on May 29, 2011, 02:36:31 AM
Yeah you must have really not watched that game to say that in jest. It was one of the best hockey games I've ever seen. Great goaltending, great defense, it really showed how superior those two teams were to either the Sharks or the Canucks.

I hate the Canucks. There's obviously bias there, but that was my honest opinion after watching that series.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 29, 2011, 06:40:04 AM
Quote from: clammo;1823168someone cant take a joke i even threw in a herp herp to make it really obvious.

i thought you were herping because you're dumb and I'm a edgy teen
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on May 30, 2011, 02:24:24 AM
if they win ur gonna feel real silly
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 01, 2011, 10:37:03 PM
I'm not too mad about the loss. I thought they performed good with the exception of their discipline. Also I think it'll be a different story when they lose Bitey McHairtugger for 2 games.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 02, 2011, 04:20:22 AM
isnt there some sort of 'dont ask dont tell' thing in NHL which prohibits faggots like bergeron who like to stick their fingers into the orifices of other men?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 02, 2011, 08:54:13 AM
It's kinda hard to avoid when they lean in and bite. I wonder who else is gonna get hurt trying to put a hit on Lucic.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 03, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
u mad theres no suspension
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 03, 2011, 06:14:00 PM
Not as mad as you guys are about goalies stepping out of the crease.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2011, 04:48:49 AM
if a goalie wants to step out of the crease he can get hit like a real hockey player
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 04, 2011, 03:06:26 PM
Quote from: clammo;1824576or they could be ron hextall and step out of the crease to hit other players

i remember posting a ron hextall highlights video in (i think last years?) NHL thread and im going to do it again

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your lucky, this time youtube removed the shitty puff daddy kashmir noise
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2011, 02:18:30 AM
getting nervous yet absinthe

i hope they have the cup ready for game 4
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 05, 2011, 09:18:40 AM
Nah I ain't worried yet. You sure seem confident though. Truth is I'd be more mad if my cup was tainted because I had Bitey McHairtugger on my team.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2011, 06:59:23 PM
Quote from: clammo;1824851vancouver wins

i know
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 06, 2011, 07:25:22 PM
hahahahahah nate horton just got laid the fuck out
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 06, 2011, 10:03:11 PM
U mad brah?

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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 06, 2011, 11:41:35 PM
i hope they have the cup ready for game 5
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 06, 2011, 11:46:10 PM
Quote from: clammo;1825217hmm magicfruit is awfully quiet from the 2nd period on

hahaeh ya i spend the stanley cup playoffs posting on the clock crew
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 06, 2011, 11:52:17 PM
Quote from: clammo;1825265you posted in the middle of the first period then disappeared when boston started scoring 8 goals

i made 1 post in the first period (on the radio) and left to actually watch the game

e: i dont have cable right now mr interent detective
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2011, 12:22:39 AM
Quote from: clammo;1825281this has got to be the cockiest 8-1 loss response ive ever seen

well im not just going to let you troll me

Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 07, 2011, 07:45:46 PM
Also our building is 1 decibel louder.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 08, 2011, 10:27:52 PM
Thomas is making some of the best hits in the series. You nervous bro?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 11:31:59 PM
i hope they have the cup ready for game 6 (for the canucks that is)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 09, 2011, 12:05:12 AM
derp
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on June 09, 2011, 12:06:47 AM
Man, when Lu unravels he REALLY unravels.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 09, 2011, 12:08:55 AM
but in all seriousness here i hope these stern spankings from boston and tim thomas in particular really wake the canucks the fuck up

i still think we have it in us to win the cup.  vancouver has waited pretty long (< 95 years?) to win this fucking thing again
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 09, 2011, 12:11:49 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1825778Man, when Lu unravels he REALLY unravels.

oh ya big time. so does the rest of the team though. the 'nothing' in the 'four nothing win' isnt luongos fault
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 10, 2011, 01:28:47 PM
Quote from: clammo;1825781millionaires won in 1915.

history doesnt earn you anything. ottawa last won a cup in 1927, but that didnt stop anaheim from pounding them in 07

meh we already went thought this in 1994, this is our year baby

(i hope)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 10, 2011, 01:48:09 PM
my 1 year old heart was devastated the first time
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 10, 2011, 02:12:47 PM
Quote from: clammo;1826226you were 1 year old in 1997

yeah i didnt understand the reference at all

i didnt watch hockey in 1997 either

edit: wait a second
Quote from: clammo;1826210owned twice
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1826223the first time

stop trying to confuse me. i was talking about 1994, learn how to read
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 10, 2011, 03:56:40 PM
i could go research a bunch of embarrassing sens history but i dont care
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 10, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
All you have to do is bring up Alexandre Daigle.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 11, 2011, 02:53:10 PM
Wow, Luongo's a little bitch.
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=15&id=117733&navid=mod-rr-headlines

Although I guess that really isn't news.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: BTF on June 11, 2011, 10:23:09 PM
Didn't this guy allow 12 goals this series?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on June 12, 2011, 12:19:11 AM
Quote from: BTF;1826508Didn't this guy allow 12 goals this series?

14. But who's counting.

They've won by one point on each of their home games. They lose by 4 to 7 goals in Boston. He has no room to boast about shit.

Can't wait til he cries again.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 12, 2011, 12:27:51 AM
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Highlight of game five for me.

Now for silly shit from the NHL that pisses me off. Apparently the Bruins can't wear Red Sox hats during interviews anymore. Call me crazy but the people watching the interviews are more than likely already hockey fans. I'm pretty sure they know they're watching hockey, and that they can probably pick up bruins/nucks/any other team's shit at the NHL store, or some other sporting goods place or wal mart or wherever the fuck it is people buy their shit.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 12, 2011, 02:34:11 PM
Quote from: butthurt chicago fanswah wah wah luogngo
hawks were like 4 series ago guysssss

but whose counting?????????
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1826526Highlight of game five for me.

i love how its so obvious they are discussing marchands big nose
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 12, 2011, 02:37:20 PM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1826523Can't wait til he cries again.

i dont think you can find interviews of him NOT crying (ie his eyes were all glossy even with a shutout win)
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 12, 2011, 02:38:30 PM
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Nah they were definitely talking about his.

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Clearly Lucic has the less desirable nose. At least I'd take Marchand's nose over Lucic if I had to pick.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 12, 2011, 02:52:48 PM
lucic's nose does protrude further but marchands nose looks like it takes up his entire face/hockey rink
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 12, 2011, 02:53:50 PM
It's not just the protrusion it's also the steep slope, the fact it's been broken more times so the bridge in the middle of his nose is wider, and the fact it's got that wicked witch look to it.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 12, 2011, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1826603that wicked witch look to it.

i do appreciate this
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 12, 2011, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1826594hawks were like 4 series ago guysssss

but whose counting?????????


i love how its so obvious they are discussing marchands big nose

Yes? Whose counting what?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 13, 2011, 12:09:08 AM
whose counting what i said in that quote read it again

e: who's whatever
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 13, 2011, 12:15:20 AM
Sorry bro, sometimes I like grammar jokes.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 13, 2011, 12:17:22 AM
bro all the time i dont give a shit about grammar
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Post by: pop-tart on June 13, 2011, 08:30:00 PM
Luuuu onnnn gooooo
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2011, 01:34:42 PM
oh yeah??? oh yeah???? well i dont even like luongo!!!!! so fuck you
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 14, 2011, 01:56:48 PM
I like the part where Marchand punched Thelma in the face like 6 times and nobody did anything about it.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
marchand and tim thomas would be crying and bloody if rypien didnt feel like beating up minnesota wild fans
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 14, 2011, 02:21:01 PM
Rypien couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. Thornton, Chara, or McQuaid could easily beat the shit out of anyone on the Vancouver bench. Thats why your boys turtle up when the whistle blows.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2011, 02:35:12 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1827061Rypien couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. .

hahahaha
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2011, 02:35:38 PM
joke post right
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 14, 2011, 02:55:23 PM
He's had 3 fights in the NHL this year and each one of them he was voted the loser according to hockeyfights.com. His game is to pretty much grab his opponent in real tight and hold on close while not really throwing any real punches. That's why he'll keep going back and fourth between the NHL and AHL until some goon trying to make a name for himself mops the floor with him.

Sure he was decent last year, but he ain't anything special as far as enforcers go. I don't know why they don't keep him in the minors and bring up Tommy Maxwell. Then again I don't know why they do a lot of the crap they do.

Also:
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2011, 02:59:20 PM
Quote from: clammo;1827081"rick rypien is the best pound for pound fighter in the nhl"
-vancouver fans and nobody else

rick rypien will try to take your eye out
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 14, 2011, 03:00:54 PM
Rypien couldn't rip the cap off a twist off beer bottle. Another thought who the hell picks a 5'11 185 pound guy as an enforcer?
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 14, 2011, 05:11:52 PM
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 15, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
I was fighting with my friend about watching the Stanley Cup, and he argued that I could just look up the score later and it wouldn't be any different. I said it would be the same thing as looking up the synopsis to a movie or tv show instead of seeing it. All my non-sports friends didn't agree with it. Does this argument make sense to you guys?
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 15, 2011, 03:31:30 PM
It might sort of give you an idea of what happened but not really. Take game 6 for an example. You wouldn't know why Mason Raymond was hurt, you wouldn't have a clue why folks were saying the Sedins are pussies, and you definitely wouldn't be able to get an idea of how well each individual unit worked.

Plus if you drank 3 beers all at once while just looking at the score you'd probably feel a little sick. Whereas if you had a beer every period you'd be fine.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 15, 2011, 03:48:31 PM
no that argument doesnt make any sense your friend is dumb and also absintheclock drinks like a girl during the playoffs
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 15, 2011, 03:56:09 PM
I was more saying did my counterargument make sense. I know his is bullshit.

New question: Should I watch game 7 at a bar even if I can't find anyone else i know to see it with?
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Post by: AbsintheClock on June 15, 2011, 04:09:24 PM
No shit sherlock. How many game 7 cup finals you gonna see in your lifetime.

Also MiracleFruit drinks miller light.
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 15, 2011, 04:10:39 PM
No the decision isn't going to a bar or not watching the game, it's going to the bar and watching the game or just staying at home and watching the game.
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 15, 2011, 04:16:07 PM
a jesus noob with a bowl cut
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Post by: miracle fruit on June 15, 2011, 04:16:44 PM
and aviator sunglasses
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 15, 2011, 04:20:01 PM
Weren't those shopped on?
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Post by: Marlin Clock on June 15, 2011, 10:45:23 PM
God Bless America :p
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 12:17:53 AM
Who got the Conn Smythe Trophy?


Plus I disproportionately like goalies more already.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 12:25:04 AM
Quote from: clammo;1827483who scored all 4 goals?
Who got the 2.06 GAA?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 12:29:26 AM
I think a good goalie will always be more valuable than a great shooter because you can have mediocre shooters and a great goalie and still win a lot of games but I really don't think it works the other way around.
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Post by: MentosClock on June 16, 2011, 12:30:35 AM
Quote from: CadillacClock;1827481Aren't there like 3 Americans on the Bruins?

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1827482Who got the Conn Smythe Trophy?

Quote from: clammo;1827483who scored all 4 goals?

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1827484Who got the 2.06 GAA?

Quote from: clammo;1827485who got 5 goals this series?

"Whose Line Is It Anyway?", Questions Only.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on June 16, 2011, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1827486I think a good goalie will always be more valuable than a great shooter because you can have mediocre shooters and a great goalie and still win a lot of games but I really don't think it works the other way around.
Were you not in Chicago for 2010?

Love Niemi... but c'mon..
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 12:42:10 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1827488Were you not in Chicago for 2010?

Love Niemi... but c'mon..
Really? I know he wasn't the best goalie in the world but I really think he really performed fantastically in those playoffs.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: pop-tart on June 16, 2011, 12:49:59 AM
Oh, he stepped up when challenged just like Crawford did... but he really didn't have to work as hard as Leighton because Hawks were always controlling the puck..

Again, love Antti... but he's no Tim Thomas..
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 12:51:55 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1827490Oh, he stepped up when challenged just like Crawford did... but he really didn't have to work as hard as Leighton because Hawks were always controlling the puck..

Again, love Antti... but he's no Tim Thomas..
Well that's what i mean, he was good, not great. I don't think he was mediocre.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
riot was fucking INTENSE

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo go canucks next year baby
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 01:04:15 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1827492riot was fucking INTENSE

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo go canucks next year baby
Who riots when they lose?

Also property destruction is always cool right guys :cool:
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 01:25:33 AM
Quote from: Marlin Clock;1827493Who riots when they lose?
hockey fans?
Quote from: clammo;1827500also:



that car was being stomped on 5 minutes before the game ended, was flipped by a minute left in the third, on fire 2 minutes later

then the cops/firefighters extinguished it and i left my perch. once i was up the road i looked back and it was on fire again. lol
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 01:26:47 AM
didnt even get to see them bring out the cup because shit was thrown at the big screen in front of the CBC and it went all funny colours
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 16, 2011, 01:47:11 AM
Yeah, at least from the TV broadcast I think the cup booing was worse than in Philly last year.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 16, 2011, 03:03:40 AM
What a great end to a series. I wouldn't have it any other way to end than with Nucks fans destroying their own city.

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Also look at this game 7 beauty.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 03:33:52 AM
i just hope that guy wearing the bruins jersey who got stabbed in the neck is ok

edit: he looks pretty fucked up though!

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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Biggskoo on June 16, 2011, 08:22:04 AM
hahahaha oh miraclefruit
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on June 16, 2011, 01:38:06 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1827517i just hope that guy wearing the bruins jersey who got stabbed in the neck is ok

edit: he looks pretty fucked up though!


stay classy vancouver

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1827399Also MiracleFruit drinks miller light.

ew
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 02:07:19 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1827566stay classy vancouver



dont ever say we dont have class
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 02:09:36 PM
also i totally dont drink miller light
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 16, 2011, 02:15:41 PM
Goin to the parade this saturday. I'll be sure to take some pictures for you guys. Also that is a fine portraiture of Thelma and Louise.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 03:33:56 PM
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masturbation riot
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 03:37:37 PM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 16, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
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these are all great
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on June 16, 2011, 03:53:54 PM
Quote from: clammo;1827569did you steal that line from my facebook

your facebook is Anchorman?
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on June 16, 2011, 08:30:26 PM
Quote from: clammo;1827639my facebook made the joke last night bud

to be fair its a pretty easy/obvious joke/reference to make
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 17, 2011, 12:10:31 AM
if i go on facebook right now there is literally like 20 comments quoting anchorman "you stay classy vancouver" and theres also those caption photo things of ron burgundy everywhere
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 17, 2011, 12:21:40 AM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 17, 2011, 09:17:23 AM
Quote from: clammo;1827687flash bang to the nuts

That has gotta hurt.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: Biggskoo on June 17, 2011, 09:31:57 AM
flashbang nutshot needs to be an achievement/challenge in MW3/BF3
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 18, 2011, 06:10:48 PM
Just got back from the parade and I'm fucking exhausted. I'll be putting up my own pictures, and my friend Greg's pictures later.  I've got to charge the battery before I upload it, and get some sleep. Since there's gonna be a lot of em should I just make my own thread for it? Also somehow I only got sunburnt on 1/4th of my arms and the back of my neck. Never go to a parade without sunscreen.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 30, 2011, 12:29:28 AM
Quote from: clammo;1828328this lil guy won the stanley cup
(its brad marchand)



This little guy.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on June 30, 2011, 05:24:43 PM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on July 01, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Philly's secret weapon. Jaromir Jagr. I wonder who I feel worse for the pens or the flyers.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on July 05, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on July 08, 2011, 12:11:41 AM
hahahahahahaahah

if you focus on the back of patrick kanes head though
you can see the refs helmet/visor as he whizzes up behind them

that refs pretty fucking quick on his skates i must say
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on July 17, 2011, 01:34:39 PM
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I guess this is what King Henry does in the off season.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on July 20, 2011, 07:35:03 AM
Osgood retired today.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on August 06, 2011, 03:59:17 AM
Sean Avery gets arrested for shoving a cop.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on August 16, 2011, 03:40:48 AM
rick rypien is dead
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on August 16, 2011, 04:12:39 AM
heres a rare photo of him standing next to luc bourdon (another dead canuck)

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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on August 17, 2011, 04:19:18 PM
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Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on August 31, 2011, 09:21:28 PM
Looks like we lost another hockey player this summer.

RIP Wade Belak
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He's throwing fists with Boog and Rypien at the big rink in the sky.

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In other news it looks like Marc Savard is going to be out for good. According to news reports, the guy can't even play golf without feeling sick. Another good career wasted.

Update:

Look like Rypien, and Belak's deaths were both suicides. Also Dustin Byfuglien was arrested in a drunken boating incident, and was weighed in at the station at a whopping 285.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 07, 2011, 10:43:13 AM
More dead hockey players. A KHL team plane crashed in Russia killing 43 people including a bunch of ex-nhl players like Pavol Demitria, and Brad McCrimmon. At least it's not another enforcer.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: patriotclock on September 07, 2011, 01:52:49 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1850303More dead hockey players. A KHL team plane crashed in Russia killing 43 people including a bunch of ex-nhl players like Pavol Demitria, and Brad McCrimmon. At least it's not another enforcer.

RIP players especially Brad McCrimmon, former Flyer :( .

It should be about time to make an 11/12 season thread.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 07, 2011, 02:19:51 PM
I'd say wait for October. Then again if you find something newsworthy feel free to do it up.
Title: [NHL] 10/11 Season: BOSTON Wins Game 7 and Stanley Cup
Post by: miracle fruit on September 07, 2011, 05:08:08 PM
RIP players especially Pavol Demitra, former Canuck :( .