What do you do?
>Blow yourself up
Quote from: DiscoBallClock;1786373>Blow yourself up
You have no bombs or weaponry.
> find more peaceful, meaningful, and effective way to pursue cause
Quote from: Slurpee;1786376> find more peaceful, meaningful, and effective way to pursue cause
You are about to do so until you see something on the news about America doing something stupid to provoke Muslims. "PRAISE ALLAH" you yell as you run out the door to find a way to terrorize some airport or something.
>Attain Weaponry/Explosives
>Blow yourself up
> in pursuit of the necessary chemical knowledge used to engineer explosives, discover the simple beauty of scientific reasoning
> abandon the pretense of veracity in non-empirically derived knowledge
> convert to secular humanism
> move to canada and become a night clerk
convert to americanism
>Grow xbox hueg beard
Quote from: RobClock;1786381>Attain Weaponry/Explosives
>Blow yourself up
You attain weapons/explosives from the black market and blow yourself up. Unfortunatley, you didn't go to America, you just sat in your house and killed yourself. Allah is not pleased.
GAME OVER
Quote from: Slurpee;1786382> in pursuit of the necessary chemical knowledge used to engineer explosives, discover the simple beauty of scientific reasoning
> abandon the pretense of veracity in non-empirically derived knowledge
> convert to secular humanism
> move to canada and become a night clerk
You move to Canada and become a night clerk. One day as you are walking down the street, you meet me. What do you do?
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1786384convert to americanism
You are turned away from America because you look very untrustworthy. Time to plot your revenge.
Quote from: Ram.;1786394>Grow xbox hueg beard
What?
>Walk into a bar with a preacher and a jew
I move to Korea and buy a dry cleaning store. Then I blow it up.
Quote from: Vuvuzela;1786467>Walk into a bar with a preacher and a jew
You all have a jolly good time.
you also kill the jew Quote from: Paranoid;1786473I move to Korea and buy a dry cleaning store. Then I blow it up.
Your dry cleaning buisness is succesful. Unfortunatley, you have no explosives to destroy your success.
I take a match someone left in their pocket out of a machine, light it, then ignite the store.
go to the store and buy some pickles
Quote from: Paranoid;1786481I take a match someone left in their pocket out of a machine, light it, then ignite the store.
The sprinkler system gets rid of the fire. Your store is INVINCIBLE.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1786485go to the store and buy some pickles
They have garlic,regular and baby pickles. You ponder which ones you should choose.
I call Zen and have him crash a pig into my store, and I die in the process.
Quote from: Paranoid;1786490I call Zen and have him crash a pig into my store, and I die in the process.
The pig runs into the store, bounces off and wanders around. You do not die, but you keep the pig as a pet.
I pick up my store and throw it into the Atlantic with me and the pig inside. Nevermind how I pick things up from inside them
Quote from: Paranoid;1786497I pick up my store and throw it into the AtlantiS with me and the pig inside. Nevermind how I pick things up from inside them
You live happily amongst the merpeople and you and your pig evolve into one yourself.
i buy the regular pickles, go home and make a suit made out of pickles
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1786500i buy the regular pickles, go home and make a suit made out of pickles
Fashion designers envy you and offer you millions of dollars for the rights to the suit. You decline, and stride away from them while Michael Bay offers you an action packed movie deal.
>Convert to Islam and live a peaceful life without that faggot jesus.
accept the movie deal
Quote from: SheepClock;1786504>Convert to Islam and live a peaceful life without that faggot jesus.
Christians suicide bomb you, but you escape on your magic carpet.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1786505accept the movie deal
Explosions are everywhere, it reminds you of home. You start to get an urge to bomb an airport, do you fight it?