You guys are awesome and I hope you all have wonderful lives. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for the CC so I never really thought of myself as a Clock, just someone who hangs out at their forums. But I digress.
I will miss you all.
kthx bai.
Okay, fuck this, I'm starting to think rationally. I'm doing this on twitter now, i can't be fucked posting the same shit on different forums
k cya
w/e
Can I have your account?
stream it and send us a link
I smell, AN ATTENTION WHORE!
Quote from: Vuvuzela;1793156I smell, AN ATTENTION WHORE!
I'm going to go to BlueGasMask's funeral and tell everyone what a cunt you are.
Why does a gas mask need to be blue?
Quote from: SheepClock;1793163Why does a gas mask need to be blue?
It's like BlueZombieClock or RedPlumClock.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1793165It's like BlueZombieClock or RedPlumClock.
or scarlet fever
Quote from: Ushanka;1793167or scarlet fever
Or purple rain
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1793169Or purple rain
Or a yellow submarine
Quote from: Paranoid;1793170Or a yellow submarine
Or a white riot.
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1793171Or a white riot.
Or a black parade.
That's just horrible.
Quote from: Paranoid;1793173Or a black parade.
Or a silver dollar?
When you kill yourself, make sure to draw strawberryclock in blood on the walls as well as link to our website. We'll be in the news, and finally be relevant enough for wikipedia.
Greensleeves
what is a kombucha anyway?
I could get mad granted this is around the 1 year mark since my friend offed themselves, but instead I'm going to kindly request that you do a backflip off of a tall building or something
*requesting pic where elements trys to kill himself and pirate wants to stop him because his camera dies*
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;1793190I could get mad granted this is around the 1 year mark since my friend offed themselves, but instead I'm going to kindly request that you do a backflip off of a tall building or something
*requesting pic where elements trys to kill himself and pirate wants to stop him because his camera dies*
Quote from: AstronautClock;1793189what is a kombucha anyway?
Something not arbitrarily colored.
Hey, let's not.
Quote from: BlueGasMask;1793144You guys are awesome and I hope you all have wonderful lives. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for the CC so I never really thought of myself as a Clock, just someone who hangs out at their forums. But I digress.
I will miss you all.
kthx bai.
Okay, fuck this, I'm starting to think rationally. I'm doing this on twitter now, i can't be fucked posting the same shit on different forums
war orphans

so yeah is your life so bad
no seriously if you are twittering about killing yourself you're just an asshole
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1793202no seriously if you are twittering you're just an asshole
Fixed.
HE'S GONNA DO IT YOU GUYS
dont kill urself plz
oh no I think I was too late I will shed a single tear for bluegasmask tonight
He was just a Kiwi, no big loss
Are you gonna kill yourself because you only have 6 followers on twitter? (http://twitter.com/BlueGasMask)
Quote from: Thunderbolt;1793232Are you gonna kill yourself because you only have 6 followers on twitter? (http://twitter.com/BlueGasMask)
No, he's going to kill himself because he's on twitter.
did he die yet?
Awesome! You go girl!
Told you I was hardcore.
RIP BlueGasMask, pepperoni and cheese.
WHOSE UP FOR A BLUEGASMASK collab.
Quote from: NINTY;1793263WHOSE UP FOR A BLUEGASMASK collab.
yes im in
Quote from: Ushanka;1793256RIP BlueGasMask, peperoni and chease.
fixed.
But yeah, maybe you shouldn't kill yourself.
nooooo you're gonna ruin thanksgiving =(
every thanksgiving is gonna have this big shadow cast over it by your stupid corpse
"OF COURSE THIS IS THE HOLIDAY THAT BLUEGASMASKCLOCK SELFISHLY LEFT US WITH ALL HIS MESSES TO CLEAN UP" they'll say
'WHY DIDN'T WE TRY TO STOP HIM" everybody in this thread will say
"HE LEFT ALL THESE MESSES" they will add as a coda
The news will look at this forum and scrutinize it without context. They'll compare us to 4chan and we'll be all like "Fuck" and the news won't care because they are clueless about the Internet.
Quote from: topcatyo;1793292The news will look at this forum and scrutinize it without context. They'll compare us to 4chan and we'll be all like "Fuck" and the news won't care because they are clueless about the Internet.
HI MOM!
Even if he didn't kill himself (which I am pretty sure he did not) we would have no idea and I doubt he would show his face here again after this thread.
I guess we'll never know.
This is all just begging to put on a local news story about cyber-bullying.
We might get shut down.
"Oh nooooooooooooo...." We'll say
Quote from: F U Clock;1793297This is all just begging to put on a local news story about cyber-bullying.
I hope it's fox and they zoom in on your avatar while sinister music plays
Quote from: Slurpee;1793306I hope it's fox and they zoom in on your avatar while sinister music plays
True story (that I probably shouldn't talk about, so I'll be super vague), SOMEONE saw a page of this site with a post of mine and Paranoid's and because of his user title thought our site was anti-Obama.
Quote from: F U Clock;1793309True story (that I probably shouldn't talk about, so I'll be super vague), SOMEONE saw a page of this site with a post of mine and Paranoid's and because of his user title thought our site was anti-Obama.
Glad to help.
Quote from: F U Clock;1793309True story (that I probably shouldn't talk about, so I'll be super vague), SOMEONE saw a page of this site with a post of mine and Paranoid's and because of his user title thought our site was anti-Obama.
Hahahaha
Quote from: Slurpee;1793306I hope it's fox and they zoom in on your avatar while sinister music plays
I can't wait for them to find Flounderman's post history
Also I'm gonna kill myself tonight kthnxbai :3
Quote from: Ram.;1793315I can't wait for them to find Flounderman's post history
Also I'm gonna kill myself tonight kthnxbai :3
What version of flash do you have, can I have it?
I'm making a flash for this RIGHT NOWWWWW
Quote from: NINTY;1793321I'm making a flash for this RIGHT NOWWWWW
Make sure you make references to my vast array of funny jokes.
so many messes
Quote from: Slurpee;1793287nooooo you're gonna ruin thanksgiving =(
every thanksgiving is gonna have this big shadow cast over it by your stupid corpse
"OF COURSE THIS IS THE HOLIDAY THAT BLUEGASMASKCLOCK SELFISHLY LEFT US WITH ALL HIS MESSES TO CLEAN UP" they'll say
Quote from: Slurpee;1793289'WHY DIDN'T WE TRY TO STOP HIM" everybody in this thread will say
"HE LEFT ALL THESE MESSES" they will add as a coda
These posts had me (and my brother) laughing for a good while.
Quote from: sunglasses;1793329so many messes
All the messes. All of them.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
55555555555
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fhcm8b.png&hash=d07ae6d6ce64d4df898688130a448f836a45b9eb)
Dude why did you submit that, we should of done it as a collab. I totally would of made something for the collab. I had a whole idea about how bluegasmask was heavy metal's time traveling girlfriend.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1793396Dude why did you submit that, we should of done it as a collab. I totally would of made something for the collab. I had a whole idea about how bluegasmask was heavy metal's time traveling girlfriend.
I didn't feel like waiting for everyone to make a collab. Usually 99.9% of the collabs we start never get finished.
We can still do it if you want, I can easily make another part.
his last twitter update was 16 hours ago hes not dead yet.
At 10 pm.
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1793162I'm going to go to BlueGasMask's funeral and tell everyone what a cunt you are.
I'm going to do this too. I'm just gonna go round shouting, "WHAT A FUCKING CUNT" constantly
Does anyone remember that time I replaced Jagged Lock's Lock Legion InvisionFree forum with goatse and he said he was gonna kill himself?
Good times.
Is he dead yet?
We need to find his facebook and see how many people are commenting on this.
he probably didn't even do it.
I hope he didn't! I don't like it when people die :(
Quote from: MentosClock;1793611I hope he didn't! I don't like it when people die :(
Don't worry, he'll be back.
yeah i talked to my girlfriend and i'm gonna try getting therapy. sorry for stirring shit
Quote from: BlueGasMask;1793643yeah i talked to ~*~*~MY GIRLFRIEND~*~*~ and i'm gonna try getting therapy. sorry for stirring shit
We don't forgive you.
OP didn't deliver, ban OP
holy shit that .fla is nice
I don't care if he's not dead we're still doing the collab.
it's never the ones who talk about it
he's dead to me at least..
bump.
I submitted a piece to this collab but Flounderman never uploaded it what a douche
He never did it. What a fag.
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855505I submitted a piece to this collab but Flounderman never uploaded it what a douche
Yeah I know. I submitted mine as a stand alone flash. He said he was gonna submit a part 2 of the collab but never fucking did.
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1855503bump.
Best. Bump. Ever.
I guess I should upload mine then, even though it's kind of overdue
So do we pull straws to see who gets to push him into the grinder?
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855519I guess I should upload mine then, even though it's kind of overdue
just add in the titanic theme at the end and submit it as a 'never forget' type thing.
This is a good bump right here.
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I'm very disappointed in you Clock Crew. This is obviously a very serious matter and I feel that each and every one of you failed as human beings the moment you neglected to take the necessary steps when confronted with this issue. The local authorities should have been alerted right away. Bluegasmask would have had some serious 'splainin' to do had the police come knocking. Sure we wouldn't have been able to see, but just that knowledge alone would have been good enough.
Quote from: GreyClock;1855597I'm very disappointed in you Clock Crew. This is obviously a very serious matter and I feel that each and every one of you failed as human beings the moment you neglected to take the necessary steps when confronted with this issue. The local authorities should have been alerted right away. Bluegasmask would have had some serious 'splainin' to do had the police come knocking. Sure we wouldn't have been able to see, but just that knowledge alone would have been good enough.
Baaahahahaha.
It's bumps like this that make life worth living WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BLUEGASMASK!?
I honestly think he just made this thread so people would talk about him and/or make flashes about it. We probably shouldn't have given him so much attention. (hindsight bias)
Quote from: Flan Clock;1855605I honestly think he just made this thread so people would talk about him and/or make flashes about it. We probably shouldn't have given him so much attention. (hindsight bias)
guys i think this Flan guy is into something
Quote from: TequilaClock;1855607guys i think this Flan guy is into something
is it cake farts? oh god i hope it's not cake farts.
Quote from: EnglishClock;1855609is it cake farts? oh god i hope it's not cake farts.
I HOPE ITS NOT CAKEFARTS I DON'T CARE FOR THOSE
I think one of my favorite things about this thread is that he says he's probably killing himself at such and such time. Like he's talking about doing laundry.
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1855616I HOPE ITS NOT CAKEFARTS I DON'T CARE FOR THOSE
CakeFarts? Nah. I'm more of a CustardFarts fan.
Quote from: TequilaClock;1855607guys i think this Flan guy is into something
Probably his creepy sig.
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1855591This is a good bump right here.
Quote from: Zeffy;1855508
Best. Bump. Ever.
Quote from: F U Clock;1855602Baaahahahaha.
It's bumps like this that make life worth living WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BLUEGASMASK!?
Thank you, Thank you
Quote from: RobClock;1855566just add in the titanic theme at the end and submit it as a 'never forget' type thing.
ooh I should do that good idea
this thread kills me
mmm
a bump for the ages
Hey guys he's dead.
Jk lololololol
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1855503bump.
why?
Quote from: Zeffy;1855508
Best. Bump. Ever.
why??????
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1855591This is a good bump right here.
WHY???????????
Man MFC sure is bitter about not getting any bumps.
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855715Man MFC sure is bitter about not getting any bumps.
He's constantly bitter and angry. After he stopped smoking weed he was no longer able to be happy without it. He's ruined his life.
WEED: NOT EVEN ONCE
ive never changed
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855715Man MFC sure is bitter about not getting any bumps.
the ideal bump
never has there been quite a bump
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1855701why?
Im miraclefruit and I hate everything
I hope its not a bump I dont care for those :meme:
Crossposting to say I finally uploaded my collab piece (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/579817) NO THANKS TO FLOUNDERMAN.
laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho! laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho!
Is that french or something or maybe portugeese
Quote from: PirateClock;1865608laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho! laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho!
what madness is your signature from
Quote from: peyoteclock;1865698what madness is your signature from
http://vimeo.com/user900873/videos
Why wont this thread just die.... like blue mask clock
Quote from: CranberryClock;1866567Why wont this thread just die.... like blue mask clock
Is he really dead? I'm too lazy to read all of this crap.
Quote from: cast;1866696Is he really dead? I'm too lazy to read all of this crap.
As dead as Elements and Durian.
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1865691Is that french or something or maybe portugeese
If you can't spot Dutch you're not allowed to be a clock anymore.
If you can't spot a joke then maybe you should stay being a clock we need people like you
This thread is like the neighbor's nasty cat that's been living for like, 20 years holy shit how is it not dead yet!
E: Hey I think I still have the un-submitted part for the collab we were gonna do.
Spin off, 1000 ways to die, and its like 1000 ways to kill bluemaskclock
r.i.p
Quote from: CranberryClock;1866968Spin off, 1000 ways to die, and its like 1000 ways to kill bluemaskclock
we need to do this
continiusously punch yourself in the head while spinning in circles
kthxbai
oh snap switchblade its been a while
the other day i heard that some people piss and shit on different moments. Like they'll take a shit, and not piss. I always piss when im shitting.
i can piss fine withouth shitting though, imagine if i couldn't, how inconvenient would that be.
This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.
Quote from: PirateClock;1869480i can piss fine withouth shitting though, imagine if i couldn't, how inconvenient would that be.
I was like this when I was little
like way little
<5 years
bowel and pee control was all just one switch
every time I went to the bathroom I had to think about whether I had to poop because I didn't like sitting but if I was standing when it happened that would be it
Quote from: Slurpee;1869531every time I went to the bathroom I had to think about whether I had to poop because I didn't like sitting but if I was standing when it happened that would be it
The mental image this gives me is quite amusing.
So did he do it?
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1869633So did he do it?
No.
Dammit
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1869497This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.
Somebody starting posting it not knowing what it was........
Quote from: clammo;18669231 year anniversary coming up what are we doing about this
Don't know about y'all.. but I've got a Flash in the works :)
bluegasmask, i haven't heard from you, in a while, and i will say this:
DONT SUICIDE! LIFE'S TOO SWEET TO DIE, MAN
seriously tho, dont die, just keep on hanging, i mean you should enjoy life until you get old, and die(you will die anyway, so choose to die on your old, old age, i mean at least you will have experienced the whole ''living'' idea, and have done a life for yourself, so , dont giv upppp)
so, in short, dont suicide, and dont give up.
man, why would you want to do that?
are you terminally sick, or something (i hope i dont offend)
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1869886seriously tho, dont die, just keep on hanging, i mean you should enjoy life until you get old, and die(you will die anyway, so choose to die on your old, old age, i mean at least you will have experienced the whole ''living'' idea, and have done a life for yourself, so , dont giv upppp)
smart move
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1866697As dead as Elements and Durian.
DON'T PUSH ME MAN, I'M ONE SECOND AWAY FROM GRABBING A HUGE CONTAINER OF TYLENOL AND A BOTTLE OF SOME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.
one mississippi
Quote from: AnkhClock;1870158one mississippi
vu mississippi
i'm glad he used gmt it's real polite to make it easy for timezone conversion
Quote from: AnkhClock;1870158one mississippi
Hi guys, this is the ghost of ElementsClock. I am sorry to inform everybody that I am walking the line of the dead now, awaiting trial to see what level of hell I deserve to be in. Way to go for egging me on, AnkhClock. I blame this eternity of torment entirely on you.
I hope you're able to live with this on your conscience for the rest of your life, but when you die, maybe we can party it up in hell.
Sounds cool who's bringing the booze?
did he do it yet
GOOD BUMP BEST THREAD
seriously why isn't this in the goldmine yet?