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Title: I'm probably killing myself 22:00 25/11/10 GMT +13:00
Post by: BlueGasMask on November 24, 2010, 06:13:12 AM
You guys are awesome and I hope you all have wonderful lives. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for the CC so I never really thought of myself as a Clock, just someone who hangs out at their forums. But I digress.

I will miss you all.

kthx bai.

Okay, fuck this, I'm starting to think rationally. I'm doing this on twitter now, i can't be fucked posting the same shit on different forums
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Post by: EvilBeanClock on November 24, 2010, 08:06:51 AM
k cya
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 24, 2010, 08:08:01 AM
w/e
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 08:08:30 AM
Can I have your account?
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Post by: whatever on November 24, 2010, 08:33:45 AM
stream it and send us a link
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on November 24, 2010, 10:08:30 AM
I smell, AN ATTENTION WHORE!
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Post by: MonsterMunch on November 24, 2010, 10:58:24 AM
Quote from: Vuvuzela;1793156I smell, AN ATTENTION WHORE!

I'm going to go to BlueGasMask's funeral and tell everyone what a cunt you are.
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Post by: Sheep on November 24, 2010, 10:59:14 AM
Why does a gas mask need to be blue?
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 24, 2010, 11:02:54 AM
Quote from: SheepClock;1793163Why does a gas mask need to be blue?

It's like BlueZombieClock or RedPlumClock.
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Post by: WrenchClock on November 24, 2010, 11:08:25 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1793165It's like BlueZombieClock or RedPlumClock.

or scarlet fever
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Post by: MonsterMunch on November 24, 2010, 11:13:39 AM
Quote from: Ushanka;1793167or scarlet fever

Or purple rain
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 11:14:29 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1793169Or purple rain

Or a yellow submarine
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Post by: AbsintheClock on November 24, 2010, 11:27:06 AM
Quote from: Paranoid;1793170Or a yellow submarine

Or a white riot.
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 11:38:13 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1793171Or a white riot.

Or a black parade.

That's just horrible.
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Post by: TelephoneClock on November 24, 2010, 11:48:10 AM
Quote from: Paranoid;1793173Or a black parade.

Or a silver dollar?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 24, 2010, 01:04:06 PM
When you kill yourself, make sure to draw strawberryclock in blood on the walls as well as link to our website. We'll be in the news, and finally be relevant enough for wikipedia.
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Post by: Kombucha on November 24, 2010, 01:05:58 PM
Greensleeves
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Post by: AstronautClock on November 24, 2010, 01:13:45 PM
what is a kombucha anyway?
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Post by: screwdriver_clock on November 24, 2010, 01:13:56 PM
I could get mad granted this is around the 1 year mark since my friend offed themselves, but instead I'm going to kindly request that you do a backflip off of a tall building or something
 
 
 
*requesting pic where elements trys to kill himself and pirate wants to stop him because his camera dies*
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 24, 2010, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: ScrewdriverClock;1793190I could get mad granted this is around the 1 year mark since my friend offed themselves, but instead I'm going to kindly request that you do a backflip off of a tall building or something
 
 
 
*requesting pic where elements trys to kill himself and pirate wants to stop him because his camera dies*

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Post by: Kombucha on November 24, 2010, 01:19:29 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1793189what is a kombucha anyway?
Something not arbitrarily colored.
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Post by: AC Slater on November 24, 2010, 01:23:49 PM
Hey, let's not.
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Post by: buttplug on November 24, 2010, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: BlueGasMask;1793144You guys are awesome and I hope you all have wonderful lives. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for the CC so I never really thought of myself as a Clock, just someone who hangs out at their forums. But I digress.

I will miss you all.

kthx bai.

Okay, fuck this, I'm starting to think rationally. I'm doing this on twitter now, i can't be fucked posting the same shit on different forums

war orphans

so yeah is your life so bad
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Post by: buttplug on November 24, 2010, 01:26:50 PM
no seriously if you are twittering about killing yourself you're just an asshole
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 01:27:46 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1793202no seriously if you are twittering you're just an asshole

Fixed.
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Post by: AstronautClock on November 24, 2010, 01:50:26 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1793195Something not arbitrarily colored.
http://www.region-stuttgart.de/sixcms/media.php/191/kombucha_stutz_1.jpg
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 24, 2010, 01:56:40 PM
HE'S GONNA DO IT YOU GUYS
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Post by: EvilBeanClock on November 24, 2010, 02:47:53 PM
dont kill urself plz
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Post by: AnkhClock on November 24, 2010, 03:09:00 PM
oh no I think I was too late I will shed a single tear for bluegasmask tonight
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Post by: IvysaurClock on November 24, 2010, 03:18:07 PM
He was just a Kiwi, no big loss
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Post by: Thunderbolt on November 24, 2010, 03:56:08 PM
Are you gonna kill yourself because you only have 6 followers on twitter? (http://twitter.com/BlueGasMask)
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 03:57:48 PM
Quote from: Thunderbolt;1793232Are you gonna kill yourself because you only have 6 followers on twitter? (http://twitter.com/BlueGasMask)

No, he's going to kill himself because he's on twitter.
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Post by: EvilBeanClock on November 24, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
did he die yet?
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Post by: BBQBEEFBURGERMAN on November 24, 2010, 04:23:44 PM
Awesome! You go girl!
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Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2010, 04:32:26 PM
Told you I was hardcore.
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Post by: WrenchClock on November 24, 2010, 04:53:56 PM
RIP BlueGasMask, pepperoni and cheese.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 24, 2010, 05:13:41 PM
WHOSE UP FOR A BLUEGASMASK collab.
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Post by: buttplug on November 24, 2010, 05:42:22 PM
Quote from: NINTY;1793263WHOSE UP FOR A BLUEGASMASK collab.

yes im in
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Post by: WobbuffetClock on November 24, 2010, 06:28:51 PM
Quote from: Ushanka;1793256RIP BlueGasMask, peperoni and chease.
fixed.
But yeah, maybe you shouldn't kill yourself.
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Post by: Slurpee on November 24, 2010, 06:55:43 PM
nooooo you're gonna ruin thanksgiving =(

every thanksgiving is gonna have this big shadow cast over it by your stupid corpse
"OF COURSE THIS IS THE HOLIDAY THAT BLUEGASMASKCLOCK SELFISHLY LEFT US WITH ALL HIS MESSES TO CLEAN UP" they'll say
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Post by: Slurpee on November 24, 2010, 06:59:26 PM
'WHY DIDN'T WE TRY TO STOP HIM" everybody in this thread will say

"HE LEFT ALL THESE MESSES"  they will add as a coda
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Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2010, 07:39:50 PM
The news will look at this forum and scrutinize it without context. They'll compare us to 4chan and we'll be all like "Fuck" and the news won't care because they are clueless about the Internet.
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Post by: buttplug on November 24, 2010, 07:41:21 PM
Quote from: topcatyo;1793292The news will look at this forum and scrutinize it without context. They'll compare us to 4chan and we'll be all like "Fuck" and the news won't care because they are clueless about the Internet.

HI MOM!
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Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2010, 07:44:35 PM
Even if he didn't kill himself (which I am pretty sure he did not) we would have no idea and I doubt he would show his face here again after this thread.

I guess we'll never know.
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Post by: F U Clock on November 24, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
This is all just begging to put on a local news story about cyber-bullying.
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 07:50:56 PM
We might get shut down.

"Oh nooooooooooooo...." We'll say
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Post by: Slurpee on November 24, 2010, 08:05:51 PM
Quote from: F U Clock;1793297This is all just begging to put on a local news story about cyber-bullying.
I hope it's fox and they zoom in on your avatar while sinister music plays
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Post by: F U Clock on November 24, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1793306I hope it's fox and they zoom in on your avatar while sinister music plays

True story (that I probably shouldn't talk about, so I'll be super vague), SOMEONE saw a page of this site with a post of mine and Paranoid's and because of his user title thought our site was anti-Obama.
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 08:28:46 PM
Quote from: F U Clock;1793309True story (that I probably shouldn't talk about, so I'll be super vague), SOMEONE saw a page of this site with a post of mine and Paranoid's and because of his user title thought our site was anti-Obama.

Glad to help.
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Post by: Kombucha on November 24, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: F U Clock;1793309True story (that I probably shouldn't talk about, so I'll be super vague), SOMEONE saw a page of this site with a post of mine and Paranoid's and because of his user title thought our site was anti-Obama.
Hahahaha
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Post by: GearBoxClock on November 24, 2010, 08:42:29 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1793306I hope it's fox and they zoom in on your avatar while sinister music plays

I can't wait for them to find Flounderman's post history

Also I'm gonna kill myself tonight kthnxbai :3
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 08:52:26 PM
Quote from: Ram.;1793315I can't wait for them to find Flounderman's post history

Also I'm gonna kill myself tonight kthnxbai :3


What version of flash do you have, can I have it?
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 24, 2010, 09:04:32 PM
I'm making a flash for this RIGHT NOWWWWW
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Post by: Paranoid on November 24, 2010, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: NINTY;1793321I'm making a flash for this RIGHT NOWWWWW

Make sure you make references to my vast array of funny jokes.
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Post by: whatever on November 24, 2010, 09:57:00 PM
so many messes
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Post by: Topcatyo on November 24, 2010, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1793287nooooo you're gonna ruin thanksgiving =(

every thanksgiving is gonna have this big shadow cast over it by your stupid corpse
"OF COURSE THIS IS THE HOLIDAY THAT BLUEGASMASKCLOCK SELFISHLY LEFT US WITH ALL HIS MESSES TO CLEAN UP" they'll say

Quote from: Slurpee;1793289'WHY DIDN'T WE TRY TO STOP HIM" everybody in this thread will say

"HE LEFT ALL THESE MESSES"  they will add as a coda
These posts had me (and my brother) laughing for a good while.
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Post by: Kombucha on November 24, 2010, 10:02:00 PM
Quote from: sunglasses;1793329so many messes
All the messes. All of them.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 24, 2010, 10:21:19 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531

55555555555
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Post by: whatever on November 24, 2010, 10:26:58 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fhcm8b.png&hash=d07ae6d6ce64d4df898688130a448f836a45b9eb)
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Post by: Kombucha on November 24, 2010, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: NINTY;1793333http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554531

55555555555
Moved me to tears. May we never forget.

5
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 25, 2010, 03:59:55 AM
Dude why did you submit that, we should of done it as a collab. I totally would of made something for the collab. I had a whole idea about how bluegasmask was heavy metal's time traveling girlfriend.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 25, 2010, 04:08:25 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1793396Dude why did you submit that, we should of done it as a collab. I totally would of made something for the collab. I had a whole idea about how bluegasmask was heavy metal's time traveling girlfriend.

I didn't feel like waiting for everyone to make a collab. Usually 99.9% of the collabs we start never get finished.

We can still do it if you want, I can easily make another part.
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Post by: EvilBeanClock on November 25, 2010, 08:13:23 AM
his last twitter update was 16 hours ago hes not dead yet.
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Post by: Paranoid on November 25, 2010, 04:07:29 PM
At 10 pm.
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Post by: Sinister Clock on November 25, 2010, 05:35:21 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunch;1793162I'm going to go to BlueGasMask's funeral and tell everyone what a cunt you are.

I'm going to do this too. I'm just gonna go round shouting, "WHAT A FUCKING CUNT" constantly
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Post by: Sinister Clock on November 25, 2010, 05:37:56 PM
Does anyone remember that time I replaced Jagged Lock's Lock Legion InvisionFree forum with goatse and he said he was gonna kill himself?

Good times.
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Post by: Thunderbolt on November 25, 2010, 05:59:55 PM
Is he dead yet?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 25, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
We need to find his facebook and see how many people are commenting on this.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 25, 2010, 09:21:05 PM
he probably didn't even do it.
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Post by: MentosClock on November 26, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
I hope he didn't! I don't like it when people die :(
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Post by: Kombucha on November 26, 2010, 01:17:31 AM
Quote from: MentosClock;1793611I hope he didn't! I don't like it when people die :(
Don't worry, he'll be back.
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Post by: BlueGasMask on November 26, 2010, 11:14:57 AM
yeah i talked to my girlfriend and i'm gonna try getting therapy. sorry for stirring shit
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Post by: Paranoid on November 26, 2010, 11:17:06 AM
Quote from: BlueGasMask;1793643yeah i talked to ~*~*~MY GIRLFRIEND~*~*~ and i'm gonna try getting therapy. sorry for stirring shit

We don't forgive you.
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Post by: whatever on November 26, 2010, 11:51:07 AM
OP didn't deliver, ban OP
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Post by: BlueGasMask on November 26, 2010, 11:55:39 AM
holy shit that .fla is nice
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 26, 2010, 06:08:50 PM
I don't care if he's not dead we're still doing the collab.
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Post by: clockradioclock on November 26, 2010, 06:32:19 PM
it's never the ones who talk about it
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on November 26, 2010, 08:25:51 PM
he's dead to me at least..
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Post by: Kodiakclock on September 19, 2011, 12:11:57 AM
bump.
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Post by: AnkhClock on September 19, 2011, 12:17:31 AM
I submitted a piece to this collab but Flounderman never uploaded it what a douche
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Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 19, 2011, 12:27:29 AM
He never did it. What a fag.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on September 19, 2011, 12:29:44 AM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855505I submitted a piece to this collab but Flounderman never uploaded it what a douche

Yeah I know. I submitted mine as a stand alone flash. He said he was gonna submit a part 2 of the collab but never fucking did.
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Post by: Zeffy on September 19, 2011, 12:38:08 AM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1855503bump.

Best. Bump. Ever.
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Post by: AnkhClock on September 19, 2011, 02:15:53 AM
I guess I should upload mine then, even though it's kind of overdue
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Post by: HeinekenClock on September 19, 2011, 02:28:18 AM
So do we pull straws to see who gets to push him into the grinder?
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Post by: RobClock on September 19, 2011, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855519I guess I should upload mine then, even though it's kind of overdue

just add in the titanic theme at the end and submit it as a 'never forget' type thing.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on September 19, 2011, 06:45:21 AM
This is a good bump right here.
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Post by: TequilaClock on September 19, 2011, 06:47:15 AM
[flash=http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/videoblogs.swf] wmode=transparent width=400 height=300[/flash]
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Post by: GreyClock on September 19, 2011, 07:22:32 AM
I'm very disappointed in you Clock Crew. This is obviously a very serious matter and I feel that each and every one of you failed as human beings the moment you neglected to take the necessary steps when confronted with this issue. The local authorities should have been alerted right away. Bluegasmask would have had some serious 'splainin' to do had the police come knocking. Sure we wouldn't have been able to see, but just that knowledge alone would have been good enough.
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Post by: F U Clock on September 19, 2011, 08:35:43 AM
Quote from: GreyClock;1855597I'm very disappointed in you Clock Crew. This is obviously a very serious matter and I feel that each and every one of you failed as human beings the moment you neglected to take the necessary steps when confronted with this issue. The local authorities should have been alerted right away. Bluegasmask would have had some serious 'splainin' to do had the police come knocking. Sure we wouldn't have been able to see, but just that knowledge alone would have been good enough.

Baaahahahaha.

It's bumps like this that make life worth living WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BLUEGASMASK!?
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Post by: Flan Clock on September 19, 2011, 08:42:11 AM
I honestly think he just made this thread so people would talk about him and/or make flashes about it. We probably shouldn't have given him so much attention. (hindsight bias)
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Post by: TequilaClock on September 19, 2011, 08:44:07 AM
Quote from: Flan Clock;1855605I honestly think he just made this thread so people would talk about him and/or make flashes about it. We probably shouldn't have given him so much attention. (hindsight bias)

guys i think this Flan guy is into something
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Post by: EnglishClock on September 19, 2011, 08:55:35 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1855607guys i think this Flan guy is into something

is it cake farts? oh god i hope it's not cake farts.
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 19, 2011, 09:53:01 AM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1855609is it cake farts? oh god i hope it's not cake farts.

I HOPE ITS NOT CAKEFARTS I DON'T CARE FOR THOSE
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Post by: F U Clock on September 19, 2011, 10:28:30 AM
I think one of my favorite things about this thread is that he says he's probably killing himself at such and such time. Like he's talking about doing laundry.
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Post by: Flan Clock on September 19, 2011, 11:16:37 AM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1855616I HOPE ITS NOT CAKEFARTS I DON'T CARE FOR THOSE

CakeFarts? Nah. I'm more of a CustardFarts fan.
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on September 19, 2011, 12:11:05 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1855607guys i think this Flan guy is into something

Probably his creepy sig.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on September 19, 2011, 12:50:33 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1855591This is a good bump right here.

Quote from: Zeffy;1855508
 
Best. Bump. Ever.

Quote from: F U Clock;1855602Baaahahahaha.

It's bumps like this that make life worth living WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT BLUEGASMASK!?

Thank you, Thank you
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Post by: AnkhClock on September 19, 2011, 01:04:17 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1855566just add in the titanic theme at the end and submit it as a 'never forget' type thing.

ooh I should do that good idea
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Post by: Topcatyo on September 19, 2011, 01:19:46 PM
this thread kills me
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Post by: Clocktopus on September 19, 2011, 02:17:04 PM
mmm
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Post by: d u m p y on September 19, 2011, 02:37:49 PM
a bump for the ages
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Post by: BluezombieClock on September 19, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
Hey guys he's dead.


Jk lololololol
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Post by: miracle fruit on September 19, 2011, 03:59:56 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1855503bump.
why?

Quote from: Zeffy;1855508
 
Best. Bump. Ever.
why??????

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1855591This is a good bump right here.
WHY???????????
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Post by: AnkhClock on September 19, 2011, 04:15:25 PM
Man MFC sure is bitter about not getting any bumps.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 19, 2011, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855715Man MFC sure is bitter about not getting any bumps.

He's constantly bitter and angry. After he stopped smoking weed he was no longer able to be happy without it. He's ruined his life.


WEED: NOT EVEN ONCE
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Post by: miracle fruit on September 19, 2011, 04:22:29 PM
ive never changed
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Post by: Slurpee on September 19, 2011, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1855715Man MFC sure is bitter about not getting any bumps.

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Post by: d u m p y on September 19, 2011, 06:05:42 PM
the ideal bump
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Post by: d u m p y on September 19, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
never has there been quite a bump
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Post by: Kodiakclock on September 19, 2011, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1855701why?
Im miraclefruit and I hate everything
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on September 19, 2011, 06:35:56 PM
I hope its not a bump I dont care for those :meme:
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Post by: AnkhClock on September 19, 2011, 07:29:15 PM
Crossposting to say I finally uploaded my collab piece (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/579817) NO THANKS TO FLOUNDERMAN.
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Post by: PirateClock on October 09, 2011, 03:17:24 PM
laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho! laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho!
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Post by: Sinister Clock on October 09, 2011, 06:51:25 PM
Is that french or something or maybe portugeese
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Post by: peyoteclock on October 09, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1865608laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho! laat maar liggen hij is dood! hij is dood! hij is dood oh ho!

what madness is your signature from
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Post by: Kombucha on October 09, 2011, 07:22:04 PM
Quote from: peyoteclock;1865698what madness is your signature from
http://vimeo.com/user900873/videos
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Post by: CranberryClock on October 11, 2011, 11:43:50 PM
Why wont this thread just die.... like blue mask clock
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Post by: cast on October 12, 2011, 10:00:57 AM
Quote from: CranberryClock;1866567Why wont this thread just die.... like blue mask clock

Is he really dead? I'm too lazy to read all of this crap.
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Post by: HeinekenClock on October 12, 2011, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: cast;1866696Is he really dead? I'm too lazy to read all of this crap.

As dead as Elements and Durian.
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Post by: AlbinoClock on October 12, 2011, 10:56:08 AM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1865691Is that french or something or maybe portugeese

If you can't spot Dutch you're not allowed to be a clock anymore.
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Post by: Sinister Clock on October 12, 2011, 09:12:41 PM
If you can't spot a joke then maybe you should stay being a clock we need people like you
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Post by: TelephoneClock on October 12, 2011, 10:50:39 PM
This thread is like the neighbor's nasty cat that's been living for like, 20 years holy shit how is it not dead yet!

E: Hey I think I still have the un-submitted part for the collab we were gonna do.
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Post by: CranberryClock on October 12, 2011, 10:58:42 PM
Spin off, 1000 ways to die, and its like 1000 ways to kill bluemaskclock
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on October 12, 2011, 11:04:54 PM
r.i.p
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Post by: Robfire on October 12, 2011, 11:15:34 PM
Quote from: CranberryClock;1866968Spin off, 1000 ways to die, and its like 1000 ways to kill bluemaskclock

we need to do this
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Post by: SwitchbladeClock on October 19, 2011, 11:17:15 AM
continiusously punch yourself in the head while spinning in circles

kthxbai
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Post by: GodClock on October 19, 2011, 12:17:00 PM
oh snap switchblade its been a while
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Post by: PirateClock on October 19, 2011, 12:21:58 PM
the other day i heard that some people piss and shit on different moments. Like they'll take a shit, and not piss.  I always piss when im shitting.
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Post by: PirateClock on October 19, 2011, 12:22:49 PM
i can piss fine withouth shitting though, imagine if i couldn't, how inconvenient would that be.
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Post by: AbsintheClock on October 19, 2011, 01:05:54 PM
This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.
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Post by: Slurpee on October 19, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1869480i can piss fine withouth shitting though, imagine if i couldn't, how inconvenient would that be.
I was like this when I was little
like way little
<5 years
bowel and pee control was all just one switch
every time I went to the bathroom I had to think about whether I had to poop because I didn't like sitting but if I was standing when it happened that would be it
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Post by: Lump Clock on October 19, 2011, 08:12:40 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1869531every time I went to the bathroom I had to think about whether I had to poop because I didn't like sitting but if I was standing when it happened that would be it

The mental image this gives me is quite amusing.
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on October 19, 2011, 08:18:30 PM
So did he do it?
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Post by: RobClock on October 19, 2011, 08:24:48 PM
Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1869633So did he do it?

No.
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on October 19, 2011, 08:32:32 PM
Dammit
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Post by: pop-tart on October 19, 2011, 10:21:14 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1869497This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.

Somebody starting posting it not knowing what it was........

Quote from: clammo;18669231 year anniversary coming up what are we doing about this

Don't know about y'all.. but I've got a Flash in the works :)
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Post by: BilliardBall10 on October 20, 2011, 07:01:29 PM
bluegasmask, i haven't heard from you, in a while, and i will say this:

DONT SUICIDE! LIFE'S TOO SWEET TO DIE, MAN

seriously tho, dont die, just keep on hanging, i mean you should enjoy life until you get old, and die(you will die anyway, so choose to die on your old, old age, i mean at least you will have experienced the whole ''living'' idea, and have done a life for yourself, so , dont giv upppp)

so, in short, dont suicide, and dont give up.

man, why would you want to do that?
are you terminally sick, or something (i hope i dont offend)
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Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on October 21, 2011, 01:05:33 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1869886seriously tho, dont die, just keep on hanging, i mean you should enjoy life until you get old, and die(you will die anyway, so choose to die on your old, old age, i mean at least you will have experienced the whole ''living'' idea, and have done a life for yourself, so , dont giv upppp)



smart move
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on October 21, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1866697As dead as Elements and Durian.
DON'T PUSH ME MAN, I'M ONE SECOND AWAY FROM GRABBING A HUGE CONTAINER OF TYLENOL AND A BOTTLE OF SOME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.
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Post by: AnkhClock on October 21, 2011, 04:53:27 PM
one mississippi
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on October 21, 2011, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1870158one mississippi

vu mississippi
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Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 21, 2011, 05:06:24 PM
i'm glad he used gmt it's real polite to make it easy for timezone conversion
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Post by: Schmellements Clawk on October 21, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1870158one mississippi
Hi guys, this is the ghost of ElementsClock.  I am sorry to inform everybody that I am walking the line of the dead now, awaiting trial to see what level of hell I deserve to be in.  Way to go for egging me on, AnkhClock.  I blame this eternity of torment entirely on you.

I hope you're able to live with this on your conscience for the rest of your life, but when you die, maybe we can party it up in hell.
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Post by: AnkhClock on October 21, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Sounds cool who's bringing the booze?
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Post by: DickTree on February 23, 2012, 07:02:17 PM
did he do it yet
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Post by: TelephoneClock on February 23, 2012, 07:53:45 PM
GOOD BUMP BEST THREAD
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Post by: AnkhClock on February 23, 2012, 09:19:32 PM
seriously why isn't this in the goldmine yet?