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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 02:09:20 AM

Title: ITT we make stereotypical assumptions of each other.
Post by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 02:09:20 AM
Blob must be a penny pinching, whiny, non-pork eating, snob.
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:10:03 AM
Lump must tuck his shirt into his shorts.
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Post by: Sombra on December 18, 2010, 02:10:51 AM
^ is eternally grumpy
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:11:06 AM
Clam hits seals with clubs.
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: clammo;1797837ahahah athat was perfect timing

That's what she said.
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Post by: Sombra on December 18, 2010, 02:11:51 AM
vvv scratches his balls a lot when he's home alone on the computer
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:12:22 AM
DID I MAKE IT

EDIT: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Post by: pop-tart on December 18, 2010, 02:14:49 AM
Paranoid is a latchkey kid who's only friends are his Star Wars figures and us.
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Post by: Slurpee on December 18, 2010, 02:16:06 AM
pop-tart jay-walks and he doesn't even care
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:17:13 AM
CLAMMO GIVES PEOPLE ALSO STATEMENTS ABOVE THEIR AVATARS.
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 02:17:45 AM
Slurpee is drunk white trash and PROUD of IT!
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Post by: Kombucha on December 18, 2010, 02:18:47 AM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1797849Slurpee is drunk white trash and PROUD of IT!

Hahahaha
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:18:58 AM
Pop Tart has had more babies on hangers than clothes.



(Fuck yes that one is original)
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 02:22:47 AM
Kombucha is a one legged hooker and paranoid is feinting for his attention!
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:24:22 AM
Kombucha is a sexy, sexy man/woman!
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Post by: pop-tart on December 18, 2010, 02:27:35 AM
Slurpee wears tweed jackets with leather elbow patches to feel smarter.
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 18, 2010, 03:06:00 AM
I'm posting here so that for once Paranoid isn't every other post in the thread.
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 18, 2010, 03:06:12 AM
aaaaaaand one more for good measure.
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 03:09:23 AM
Quote from: topcatyo;1797914aaaaaaand one more for good measure.

this is appropriate because it makes the assumption that Paranoid fits the stereotype of attention whore
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on December 18, 2010, 06:33:02 AM
Blob doesn't eat pork.
Pop-Tart is lazy and must finish ALL his flashes.
Paranoid needs to stop popsting that's what she said and you mamma jokes and posting as much as he can in every thread and get rid of the giant text on his picture.
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on December 18, 2010, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1797833Blob must be a penny pinching, whiny, non-pork eating, snob.
I'M NOT JEWISH :lantern:
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on December 18, 2010, 10:35:51 AM
Clam is a banhappy mofo who has his left hand on the ban button half the time.
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Post by: RobClock on December 18, 2010, 10:56:04 AM
Vuvuzela is a soccer fan who's not willing to accept that the world cup ended, and that the joke that he based his character on is no longer funny/relevant.
Title: ITT we make stereotypical assumptions of each other.
Post by: EnglishClock on December 18, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
RobClock is a small indian boy named Robukkah du llamah ehkt muih tal who enjoys pinas coladas, long walks on the beach and french kissing with other men. dial 0808knobcock today
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Post by: WrenchClock on December 18, 2010, 11:08:37 AM
English clock is an unfunny tea drinking faggot who thinks men dressed as women is 'comedy'.
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on December 18, 2010, 11:23:49 AM
Rob is a Conan fan who's not willing to accept that his name is worse than Vuvu's , and that the joke that he based his character on is no longer original/clever.
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Post by: AstronautClock on December 18, 2010, 11:29:53 AM
leekclock is sophisticated... lol
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Post by: Sombra on December 18, 2010, 11:42:48 AM
I heard some guy got a CC tattoo on his arm a while ago what's up with that
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Post by: Sombra on December 18, 2010, 11:43:03 AM
Can't remember his name for the life of me though
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on December 18, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Rum;1797988I heard some guy got a CC tattoo on his arm a while ago what's up with that
I know it was a tat of Pineapple...
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on December 18, 2010, 12:56:34 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1797982Vuvuzela is a soccer fan who's not willing to accept that the world cup ended, and that the joke that he based his character on is no longer funny/relevant.
IT ENDED?!? Thanks for dropping the world on me. :(
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Post by: Kombucha on December 18, 2010, 01:26:39 PM
Quote from: Rum;1797989Can't remember his name for the life of me though
Leek
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 01:36:25 PM
His penis is leaking!
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Post by: GearBoxClock on December 18, 2010, 02:31:07 PM
Ushankaclock gargles with vodka and is married to a literal bear.
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 18, 2010, 02:43:51 PM
Quote from: clammo;1798009whats leaking? what the hell are you talking about
He's leaking valuable CC documents to WackyLeaks!
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Post by: patriotclock on December 18, 2010, 02:44:10 PM
clam and all canadian clocks are afraid of the dark
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 18, 2010, 02:49:49 PM
Patriot lives in philly and all philly sports teams suck.
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Post by: Paranoid on December 18, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
Ninty is overweight and acne ridden and sits home all day playing Mario and fapping to pokemon.
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 18, 2010, 02:59:00 PM
Quote from: Paranoid;1798032Ninty is overweight and acme ridden and sits home all day playing Mario and fapping to pokemon.

aside from the overweight and acne, this is completely true.
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Post by: PolyhedronClock on December 18, 2010, 03:17:03 PM
Quote from: Paranoid;1798032Ninty is overweight and acne ridden and sits home all day playing Mario and fapping to pokemon.

Paranoid, contrary to popular belief, isn't in fact paranoid.

behold as your world is flipped turned upside down from this revelation.
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Post by: Faygo on December 18, 2010, 03:38:52 PM
Polyhendron would like to take a minute and sit right there
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Post by: NintendrCkolc on December 18, 2010, 03:39:46 PM
Menwithouthats is a well liked and respected individual on the forums.
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 18, 2010, 03:40:35 PM
Quote from: NINTY;1798030Patriot lives in philly and all philly sports teams suck.
hey...
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Post by: Faygo on December 18, 2010, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: NINTY;1798043Menwithouthats is a well liked and respected individual on the forums.

hahahaha
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 18, 2010, 06:00:55 PM
Topcatyo is an unshaven, smelly, paper thin french woman whom hates everyone and everything around her, including her own belongings. Nothing is ever good enough, and nothing ever will be, he will lead an unfulfilled and unhappy life.
Title: ITT we make stereotypical assumptions of each other.
Post by: VuBawlsClock on December 18, 2010, 07:11:03 PM
Cancer Clock is a low-life drug addicted hippy who spends every nickel for a cigarette, in which hes been smoking for 45 years, you cant.
Title: ITT we make stereotypical assumptions of each other.
Post by: BoltClock on December 18, 2010, 08:22:47 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1797982Vuvuzela is a soccer fan who's not willing to accept that the world cup ended, and that the joke that he based his character on is no longer funny/relevant.

Vuvuzelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on December 19, 2010, 03:16:23 AM
I didn't base my character off anything. If I remember correctly, Clam gave me the name and I just ran with it. :)
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Post by: Topcatyo on December 19, 2010, 03:33:40 AM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1798066Topcatyo is an unshaven, smelly, paper thin french woman whom hates everyone and everything around her, including her own belongings. Nothing is ever good enough, and nothing ever will be, he will lead an unfulfilled and unhappy life.
I thought we were supposed to be saying things that aren't true.
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Post by: TelephoneClock on December 19, 2010, 01:28:36 PM
Cancer is a mass of mutated cells.

*SNAP!*
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 19, 2010, 03:56:18 PM
Quote from: TelephoneClock;1798196Cancer is a mass of mutated cells.

*SNAP!*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- :(
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Post by: pop-tart on December 19, 2010, 08:33:10 PM
Telephone is missing a testicle after some adolescent experimentation involving some Crisco and a vacuum.
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Post by: LimewireClock on December 19, 2010, 08:44:13 PM
Pop-tart sure is a swell guy!
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Post by: WobbuffetClock on December 19, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
LimewireClock enjoys forcing talented musicians to get jobs at the Kinko's because he's too cheap and too devoid of a soul to help poor starving childrens like Queen.
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Post by: whatever on December 19, 2010, 09:52:42 PM
poptart is black so he must look like lil wayne...

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi41.tinypic.com%2Fjtxelw.jpg&hash=9acda8a504a534a220372f1e83449f114b90a11a)


aw shit.
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Post by: buttplug on December 19, 2010, 10:32:36 PM
sunglasses wants all them durn godless islams to know dat he ain't gonna abide by no mo terrurisms in his beautiful country God bless the USA
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 20, 2010, 01:36:58 AM
Buttplug likes to get down and dirty on the disco dance floor
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Post by: K3LTR0N on December 20, 2010, 03:53:01 AM
i bet cancer.... is... cool....
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Post by: WrenchClock on December 20, 2010, 04:07:47 AM
K3ltr0n is the only girl in the Clock Crew therefore she is the CC's bike!
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Post by: whatever on December 20, 2010, 12:20:01 PM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1798252K3ltr0n is the only girl in the Clock Crew therefore she is the CC's bike!
what about ivysaur
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Post by: buttplug on December 20, 2010, 04:40:53 PM
Quote from: sunglasses;1798278what about ivysaur

she is married dumpass
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Post by: AstronautClock on December 20, 2010, 05:26:16 PM
Ushunka is the only girl in the Clock Crew therefore she is the CC's bike!
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 20, 2010, 08:56:00 PM
Quote from: SheepClock;1798314niggaliggin good :sombrero:

Beastiallity.
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Post by: K3LTR0N on December 21, 2010, 03:28:37 AM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1798252K3ltr0n is the only girl in the Clock Crew therefore she is the CC's bike!

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAAANNNN
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Post by: Chalk Clock on December 21, 2010, 04:55:08 AM
K3LTR0N loves anime and japan therefore she goes whaling ever weekend.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 21, 2010, 05:32:30 AM
treeclock hates puppies, probably because they can smell the money he smuggled out of clocktopia
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Post by: TelephoneClock on December 21, 2010, 03:30:15 PM
Binary is a series one 1's and 0's which a computer reads as stored data.

I'm not good at this :(
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 21, 2010, 07:45:21 PM
People only pick up Telephone knowing they're going to put him down at some point and only to use him to get a hold of other people.
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Post by: BlueGasMask on December 21, 2010, 08:05:15 PM
Cancer loves breasts. So much that he attempts to attatch to them, only to be cut off at a later time.
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Post by: BinaryClock on December 21, 2010, 09:00:39 PM
Quote from: BlueGasMask;1798430Cancer loves breasts. So much that he attempts to attatch to them, only to be cut off at a later time.

u ded
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Post by: BlueGasMask on December 22, 2010, 07:59:00 PM
Quote from: BinaryClock;1798440u ded

BinaryClock was the guy behind the ISOs.
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on December 22, 2010, 08:06:05 PM
Bluegasmask attempted suicide through gas poisoning, but he forgot he was a gas mask so he didn't manage to die.
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 23, 2010, 12:31:22 AM
Man I really could use a cigarette...
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Post by: Faygo on December 23, 2010, 01:47:51 PM
DiscoBall is pretty groovy
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Post by: TelephoneClock on December 24, 2010, 09:24:28 PM
Nobody is ever thrilled to hear from Cancer. The only time they're not completely upset about seeing him there is when they know either that he can be easily removed, or when they're dying very soon anyway.

Men Without Hats are poor and Irish.
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Post by: Lump Clock on December 24, 2010, 11:28:16 PM
Quote from: TelephoneClock;1798959Nobody is ever thrilled to hear from Cancer. The only time they're not completely upset about seeing him there is when they know either that he can be easily removed, or when they're dying very soon anyway.

Men Without Hats are poor and Irish.

The only reason I would get in touch with Telephone is to call his mom up for some quick sex.
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Post by: pop-tart on December 24, 2010, 11:52:21 PM
Discoball is Portuguese and therefore looks just like Zé Povinho
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Post by: TelephoneClock on December 25, 2010, 01:15:24 PM
Pop-tart is what a redneck thinks of when he considers having a serving of fruit
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