Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 07:50:32 AM
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 07:50:32 AM
and you look everywhere, and it's a mystery, and you wonder where it could have gotten to, and you think it can't be anywhere it must be? I'm quite certain that my book is in Normandy. It was in my living room, on the sofa, two nights ago, and now i'm sure that without my help it is in Normandy. I couldn't even get to Normandy if I wanted to, and yet this book, by its intrinsic qualities alone, has made it there. What does a book do in Normandy? If I placed an apple outside on my window ledge, would it travel farther than an orange? If I went back two nights and placed the book on the coffee table, would it still be there now?
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: AstronautClock on December 28, 2010, 08:02:44 AM
Post by: AstronautClock on December 28, 2010, 08:02:44 AM
whats wrong leek anything happened to you?
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 08:03:29 AM
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 08:03:29 AM
I lost this book
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: Topcatyo on December 28, 2010, 08:05:36 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 28, 2010, 08:05:36 AM
One time I lost my iPod charger and I couldn't find it for nearly half a year. Then, one day, I was walking to my bed, in my room, and my foot kicked it. I walk around in my room plenty and for 6 months I never touched my charger, or saw it on the floor, until then?
I have absolutely no explanation. I guess I'm just dumb.
I have absolutely no explanation. I guess I'm just dumb.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 08:17:56 AM
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 08:17:56 AM
It took six months audio detox for you to regain the necessary levels of sensory perception to locate the device. It was there all along!
I lost a teacup the other day and my first idea was to telephone it so that I'd hear it ringing. And yesterday I heard post coming through the letterbox so I went to check my Gmail inbox.
I lost a teacup the other day and my first idea was to telephone it so that I'd hear it ringing. And yesterday I heard post coming through the letterbox so I went to check my Gmail inbox.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: RobClock on December 28, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
Post by: RobClock on December 28, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
i had a usb cord sitting on top of my PC tower, and thats where i kept it. Then, one day, i went to plug something in- and it was gone.
I still have no idea where it went.
I still have no idea where it went.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: Paranoid on December 28, 2010, 08:35:07 AM
Post by: Paranoid on December 28, 2010, 08:35:07 AM
I had a phone number written on the back of a business card in my pocket yesterday. I went up to my room to call the number, to find it waiting for me next to my phone.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: WrenchClock on December 28, 2010, 08:36:38 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on December 28, 2010, 08:36:38 AM
ITT Leek loses his mind
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 28, 2010, 08:40:15 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 28, 2010, 08:40:15 AM
Belgium has driven him mad, as it does to all its people.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: WrenchClock on December 28, 2010, 08:44:46 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on December 28, 2010, 08:44:46 AM
Belgium in the national equivalent of the Necronomicon.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: Sombra on December 28, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
Post by: Sombra on December 28, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
I lost a SOG multitool for like 4 years one time. I was over at my cousin's place in the basement and was drunk and set it down somewhere, it got put inside a cupboard apparently and I'd asked him about it but he never saw it.
Years later we were drunk again messing around in the basement playing beer pong or something and he asked me to grab something out of the cupboard and lo and behold here's this multitool that I've been looking for for a bit less than half a decade.
Years later we were drunk again messing around in the basement playing beer pong or something and he asked me to grab something out of the cupboard and lo and behold here's this multitool that I've been looking for for a bit less than half a decade.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: Sombra on December 28, 2010, 01:51:52 PM
Post by: Sombra on December 28, 2010, 01:51:52 PM
Belgium is where European families tell their children that the bogeyman resides when they're naughty.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 02:54:31 PM
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 02:54:31 PM
I lost my ego in Belgium and I can't find it anywhere
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 02:55:27 PM
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 02:55:27 PM
I found BunnyClock and UpdateClock though
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: SirClock on December 28, 2010, 03:32:12 PM
Post by: SirClock on December 28, 2010, 03:32:12 PM
Boggarts.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 04:59:00 PM
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 04:59:00 PM
whats up leek. its been a long ass time
i was in belgium the other day shoulda holla'd
what is up with brussels's red light district all the women are so ropey
i was in belgium the other day shoulda holla'd
what is up with brussels's red light district all the women are so ropey
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 05:22:54 PM
Post by: LeekClock on December 28, 2010, 05:22:54 PM
Quote from: JellyClock;1799351whats up leek. its been a long ass time
i was in belgium the other day shoulda holla'd
what is up with brussels's red light district all the women are so ropey
That's where I found BunnyClock and UpdateClock, behind glass.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 05:47:04 PM
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 05:47:04 PM
Quote from: LeekClock;1799352That's where I found BunnyClock and UpdateClock, behind glass.
they're cheaper than the amsterdam crew.
fuck brussels man i hate brussels
i want to live in de panne
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 28, 2010, 06:12:32 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 28, 2010, 06:12:32 PM
Quote from: JellyClock;1799351what is up with brussels all the women are so ropey
fixed
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 06:21:51 PM
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 06:21:51 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1799363fixed
dwarfinator left holland 'cause the politie found a dead lady of the night under his patio
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 28, 2010, 06:33:49 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on December 28, 2010, 06:33:49 PM
Quote from: JellyClock;1799367dwarfinator left holland 'cause the politie found a dead lady of the night under his patio
I TOLD YOU THIS IN CONFIDENCE
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 06:38:44 PM
Post by: JellyClock on December 28, 2010, 06:38:44 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1799369I TOLD YOU THIS IN CONFIDENCE
well im not very confident
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: Sombra on December 29, 2010, 01:24:34 AM
Post by: Sombra on December 29, 2010, 01:24:34 AM
The Dutch tell mysterious stories; even attending the same bar as Dwarfinator will give you a nearly fatal case of alcohol poisoning.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: clockradioclock on December 29, 2010, 02:55:58 PM
Post by: clockradioclock on December 29, 2010, 02:55:58 PM
sometimes I lose track of how old I actually am
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: VCRClock on December 30, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
Post by: VCRClock on December 30, 2010, 11:21:52 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Foxmai3%2Flostbook.jpg&hash=fe4e8e6d73e264f3e4fd68c41e2d49f2ba6daa6c)
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: LeekClock on December 31, 2010, 03:31:02 AM
Post by: LeekClock on December 31, 2010, 03:31:02 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1799677
It was "Zen in The Art Flower Arranging" and it, of course, only travelled in space, not time. :sherlock:
BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY NOW.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: Topcatyo on December 31, 2010, 04:35:45 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on December 31, 2010, 04:35:45 AM
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: WrenchClock on December 31, 2010, 05:43:18 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on December 31, 2010, 05:43:18 AM
I left my heart in San Francisco
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: BunnyClock on January 03, 2011, 12:40:17 PM
Post by: BunnyClock on January 03, 2011, 12:40:17 PM
I left LeekClock in Ghent!!
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 06, 2011, 10:04:33 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 06, 2011, 10:04:33 AM
One time i lost this raincoat, i think i left it in my friends dad's car when on a fieldtrip. So the next day my mom called him and asked if he could look around for the coat. Later that day his dick architect dad called back and said he didnt find it anywhere, i must have left at the zoo we we're visiting.
Of course i didn't buy into his lies, but hey : what are you gonna when you're eight years old.
Then 5 years later he came by my house, gave a raincoat (which was obviously way too small by then) and said: "I think you left your coat at our place or something, this was hanging in our garage."
That man was so confused, and a dick
Of course i didn't buy into his lies, but hey : what are you gonna when you're eight years old.
Then 5 years later he came by my house, gave a raincoat (which was obviously way too small by then) and said: "I think you left your coat at our place or something, this was hanging in our garage."
That man was so confused, and a dick
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on January 06, 2011, 04:34:57 PM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on January 06, 2011, 04:34:57 PM
did he
touch you
touch you
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 07, 2011, 09:31:20 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on January 07, 2011, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: Wouter;1800931did he
touch you
no but one time he made macoroni and he poured like a liter of olive oil over it goddamn that dick.
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: clockradioclock on January 07, 2011, 09:10:17 PM
Post by: clockradioclock on January 07, 2011, 09:10:17 PM
what happens when a man loses his mind?
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: clockradioclock on January 07, 2011, 09:11:16 PM
Post by: clockradioclock on January 07, 2011, 09:11:16 PM
where does it go?
Title: you know when you lose something
Post by: DecepticonClock on January 08, 2011, 05:43:54 AM
Post by: DecepticonClock on January 08, 2011, 05:43:54 AM
I lose things all the time and magically find said items in my pockets. Also leek I believe your book is tightly wedged in my rectum. And normandy it is not. Although they do have one thing in common they've both been stormed by thousands of men. My anus is a theater of war.