Title: Clock Brew
Post by: RenegadeClock on April 24, 2011, 11:23:51 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on April 24, 2011, 11:23:51 PM
Since it was Easter, Pineapple Clock and I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the death of Jesus than by brewing up a home made batch of beer. If all goes well it's going to be an amber ale. This is our first attempt at doing this, so we're keeping our fingers crossed, sacrificed a lamb, and I've vowed not to masturbate until it's done fermenting in four weeks.
We're still trying to come up with a name for this beer and a label design. So any ideas? Anyone who comes up with a winning idea gets a free bottle of this beer (but you have to be of legal drinking age (and we can't legally ship it, so you have to come here and get it yourself (Ha!))).
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We're still trying to come up with a name for this beer and a label design. So any ideas? Anyone who comes up with a winning idea gets a free bottle of this beer (but you have to be of legal drinking age (and we can't legally ship it, so you have to come here and get it yourself (Ha!))).
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Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Kombucha on April 24, 2011, 11:51:18 PM
Post by: Kombucha on April 24, 2011, 11:51:18 PM
I think you have a pretty good name in the title.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 25, 2011, 05:07:05 AM
Post by: TheCheshireClock on April 25, 2011, 05:07:05 AM
/thread
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on April 25, 2011, 06:21:46 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on April 25, 2011, 06:21:46 AM
this shit is hardcore mang
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Topcatyo on April 25, 2011, 11:01:01 AM
Post by: Topcatyo on April 25, 2011, 11:01:01 AM
I'll draw up a thumbnail for a logo design later on tonight, if I remember to. I've forgotten to do things before.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on April 25, 2011, 11:19:04 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on April 25, 2011, 11:19:04 AM
Name it BeerClock and have the label just be a clock.
huehuehueheuheuhe
huehuehueheuheuhe
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: AstronautClock on April 25, 2011, 03:15:44 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on April 25, 2011, 03:15:44 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1817622Name it BeerClock and have the label just be a clock.haha genius
huehuehueheuheuhe
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Lump Clock on April 26, 2011, 12:37:11 AM
Post by: Lump Clock on April 26, 2011, 12:37:11 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1817622Name it BeerClock and have the label just be a clock.
huehuehueheuheuhe
By doing this we are saying that it is always time for beer. ALWAYS.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: BinaryClock on April 26, 2011, 12:57:29 AM
Post by: BinaryClock on April 26, 2011, 12:57:29 AM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1817622Name it BeerClock and have the label just be a clock.
huehuehueheuheuhe
I'M BEER_CLOCK HAHAHA
Title: fuck titles
Post by: TropicanaClock on April 26, 2011, 03:20:24 AM
Post by: TropicanaClock on April 26, 2011, 03:20:24 AM
Delicious clock-ahol
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on April 26, 2011, 11:37:11 AM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on April 26, 2011, 11:37:11 AM
Call it BeerCock and just have a gigantic dildo glued to the side of it.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: OpalClock on April 28, 2011, 01:30:57 AM
Post by: OpalClock on April 28, 2011, 01:30:57 AM
I'm legal in alberta and britain!
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on April 28, 2011, 03:27:42 AM
Post by: CaramelAppleClock on April 28, 2011, 03:27:42 AM
Quote from: OpalClock;1818042I'm legal in alberta and britain!
Are you implying that you don't practice underage drinking?
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2011, 12:18:54 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on April 28, 2011, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: OpalClock;1818042I'm legal in alberta and britain!
hey look its opal clock wb buddy
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Insomnia on April 28, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
Post by: Insomnia on April 28, 2011, 01:08:05 PM
Almost a decade ago, Piney told me he'd buy me a beer one day. I'll take this instead. I live just over an hour from you guys, so shoot me directions before you crack a bottle.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: RenegadeClock on April 28, 2011, 10:41:07 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on April 28, 2011, 10:41:07 PM
Quote from: Insomnia;1818112Almost a decade ago, Piney told me he'd buy me a beer one day. I'll take this instead. I live just over an hour from you guys, so shoot me directions before you crack a bottle.
I'm cool with it if Piney is. You can ask him for directions. Opening day is May 22nd.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: OpalClock on May 02, 2011, 01:50:53 AM
Post by: OpalClock on May 02, 2011, 01:50:53 AM
Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1818055Are you implying that you don't practice underage drinking?Absolutely, gonna have a get together in canada or northwest united states in summer with some buds from another internet forum actually.
I can't wait to be old enough to get my own stuff though you know? Only 19
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Lump Clock on May 02, 2011, 02:31:18 AM
Post by: Lump Clock on May 02, 2011, 02:31:18 AM
Quote from: OpalClock;1818584Absolutely, gonna have a get together in canada or northwest united states in summer with some buds from another internet forum actually.
I can't wait to be old enough to get my own stuff though you know? Only 19
So I'm invited as a bad influence, right?
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on May 02, 2011, 06:00:36 AM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on May 02, 2011, 06:00:36 AM
Can I come?
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: AnkhClock on May 02, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on May 02, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1818627Can I come?
You're like 10 you can't drink beer.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on May 02, 2011, 03:29:02 PM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on May 02, 2011, 03:29:02 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1818697You're like 10 you can't drink beer.
:rolleyes:
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 02, 2011, 04:02:44 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on May 02, 2011, 04:02:44 PM
I don't know if I should tell you this but me and my friends had an idea to make an alcoholic beverage called "responsibly", so every alcohol would advertise, "drink responsibly". We also had an idea for fags called "kills".
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: SkateboardClock on May 05, 2011, 04:27:05 AM
Post by: SkateboardClock on May 05, 2011, 04:27:05 AM
"beor: THE BORE BEER OF "
it wuld sell millins
it wuld sell millins
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: WobbuffetClock on May 05, 2011, 04:42:46 AM
Post by: WobbuffetClock on May 05, 2011, 04:42:46 AM
It goes without saying that any instance of the letter B on the label should be red and, ideally, capitalised.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: HoochClock on May 08, 2011, 12:48:53 PM
Post by: HoochClock on May 08, 2011, 12:48:53 PM
no beer is bad for you
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: PineappleClock on May 09, 2011, 03:03:34 PM
Post by: PineappleClock on May 09, 2011, 03:03:34 PM
next we are going to make wine coolers
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: patriotclock on May 09, 2011, 03:32:12 PM
Post by: patriotclock on May 09, 2011, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: PineappleClock;1820118next we are going to make wine coolers
count me in!!!!!1!!!
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: miracle fruit on May 09, 2011, 03:38:33 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on May 09, 2011, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1820126count me in!!!!!1!!!
bring your bandanna
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 09, 2011, 05:57:12 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 09, 2011, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1820129bring your bandanna
hahahahaha
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: patriotclock on May 09, 2011, 09:23:53 PM
Post by: patriotclock on May 09, 2011, 09:23:53 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1820129bring your bandanna
kk
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Soup Clock on May 16, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
Post by: Soup Clock on May 16, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
This is actually a cool concept. Brewing beer is something that anybody can do at home. As a whole, we could start the first online loosely-connected micro-brewery. Clock Brews is a catchy title. Shotty "Glows Butt Pee" as my first brew.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: DrClock on May 19, 2011, 02:47:24 AM
Post by: DrClock on May 19, 2011, 02:47:24 AM
Where do you guys live again?
I'm taking a trip soon and can probably catch a plane to you guys
I'm taking a trip soon and can probably catch a plane to you guys
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: RenegadeClock on May 20, 2011, 11:53:19 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on May 20, 2011, 11:53:19 PM
Orange County, California
We did an early tasting today, and it didn't make us go blind. It's actually pretty good. Our second batch is a stout and already on fermentation.
We did an early tasting today, and it didn't make us go blind. It's actually pretty good. Our second batch is a stout and already on fermentation.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 21, 2011, 02:34:22 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on May 21, 2011, 02:34:22 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1821842Dwarf only drinks wine coolers
u so fani
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Insomnia on May 21, 2011, 08:30:58 AM
Post by: Insomnia on May 21, 2011, 08:30:58 AM
I don't wanna drive down on a Sunday :( traffic would suck so hard. Turns those 2 hours into 4.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: BluezombieClock on May 22, 2011, 03:39:15 AM
Post by: BluezombieClock on May 22, 2011, 03:39:15 AM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1818702an alcoholic beverage called "responsibly", so every alcohol would advertise, "drink responsibly".
I can see the genius in there.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: RenegadeClock on May 22, 2011, 05:52:59 PM
Post by: RenegadeClock on May 22, 2011, 05:52:59 PM
Quote from: Insomnia;1821874I don't wanna drive down on a Sunday :( traffic would suck so hard. Turns those 2 hours into 4.
Saturdays are a possibility now that my class is over for the semester.
Got the label on one bottle, then realized that the clockface distorts when you wrap it around a cylindrical bottle. I'll need to make some corrections for the next batch.
Title: Clock Brew
Post by: Flounderpa on May 22, 2011, 07:38:15 PM
Post by: Flounderpa on May 22, 2011, 07:38:15 PM
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