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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: TequilaClock on May 08, 2011, 02:01:31 AM

Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: TequilaClock on May 08, 2011, 02:01:31 AM
I was trying to wipe myself but it was feeling hard and sticky instead of ... well... regular.

Sticky as in... like peanut butter.

Why does this happen?

And yes I am serious.


I found some results on Google but they are also very redundant only telling me like "eat more fiber" and stuff, but there are many cases there that it also happens to vegetarians that eat fiber like crazy.
Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: Kombucha on May 08, 2011, 02:02:50 AM
Good to know.
Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on May 08, 2011, 02:15:02 AM
dont suck dick as much?
Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: Lump Clock on May 08, 2011, 02:41:28 AM
When I realized my stool was irregularly bloody I drank more water and less alcohol. Maybe you should drink more water and less syrup.
Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: TequilaClock on May 08, 2011, 02:43:42 AM
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Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1819913When I realized my stool was irregularly bloody I drank more water and less alcohol. Maybe you should drink more water and less syrup.

Wait, does alcohol have something to do with it? Because I had some beer today.
Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: Thor on May 08, 2011, 02:55:47 AM
Have you been eating excessive amounts of peanut butter?
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on May 08, 2011, 03:05:49 AM
You are starting to mutate. Soon your whole body will have a peanut butter-ish texture.
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Post by: Sombra on May 08, 2011, 03:24:51 AM
you re dying
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Post by: Sombra on May 08, 2011, 03:25:35 AM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1819913I drank more water and less alcohol

what does this mean
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Post by: Lump Clock on May 08, 2011, 03:56:31 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1819914+
 
Wait, does alcohol have something to do with it? Because I had some beer today.
Well, probably not, because I have some beer almost every day. In at least a six pack amount. So... yeah
 
Quote from: Rum;1819922what does this mean

It means that, very scarcly, I won't be drunk.
Title: So ummm yeah... my poop was sticky today.
Post by: AbsintheClock on May 08, 2011, 04:07:56 AM
marinate it in yogurt.
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Post by: WrenchClock on May 08, 2011, 04:28:08 AM
Cut it off.
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Post by: Lump Clock on May 08, 2011, 04:30:32 AM
Quote from: UshankaClock;1819926Cut it off.

With safety scissors. I did the same thing to my hemorrhoid.
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Post by: WrenchClock on May 08, 2011, 04:33:55 AM
All the times I used safety scissors as a kid, I don't remember actually cutting anything with them. It just sort of creases the paper slightly.
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Post by: EnglishClock on May 08, 2011, 04:44:21 AM
oh my I seem to have accidentally stumbled into NG BBS general discussion, don't mind me just heading on out now
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Post by: Thor on May 08, 2011, 05:02:21 AM
Are you getting enough fiber in your diet? If not peanut butter is a good source of fiber.
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on May 08, 2011, 06:35:49 AM
I regret to inform you that you are peanut butter. Eat more peanut butter to solve this problem.
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Post by: Silly Putty Clock on May 08, 2011, 07:29:00 AM
You have become a peanut butter dispenser. The best thing you can do is to share your newfound wealth of peanut butter with the masses.
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Post by: RobClock on May 08, 2011, 07:34:57 AM
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1819940You have become a peanut butter dispenser. The best thing you can do is to share your newfound wealth of peanut butter with the masses.
or sell it and accumulate an actual wealth.