Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 01:00:56 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 01:00:56 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1824725wth the clock crew networks through twitter why qwasn't I informed of this
Since you're like the hot topic right now, seems like a good time to bring this up. I don't believe you're gay. You're a faggot. This does not make you a homosexual. You may have had a cock in your mouth at one point, but it was probably your uncle's and it's just left you damaged and confused. I'm really, truly sorry. You're just horrible with women. Even worse than Biggs.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 05, 2011, 03:26:51 AM
Post by: Slurpee on June 05, 2011, 03:26:51 AM
Quote from: Insomnia;1824730you're like the hot topic right nowdamn right I am.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 05, 2011, 03:27:53 AM
Post by: Slurpee on June 05, 2011, 03:27:53 AM
also I object to your classification of molestation survivors as "faggots". those people have been through more than enough psychological harm without being burdened with an offensive epithet. I have to say that makes your sympathies for my hypothetical predicament smack of insincerity, which calls into question your entire overarching premise.
so, I have to ask: are you being mean to me, insomnia?
because what the heck. I thought we like had an unspoken faggo solidarity.
I'm just trying to ask questions about the twitter here and you're getting all inappropriate on me.
so, I have to ask: are you being mean to me, insomnia?
because what the heck. I thought we like had an unspoken faggo solidarity.
I'm just trying to ask questions about the twitter here and you're getting all inappropriate on me.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2011, 04:33:35 AM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2011, 04:33:35 AM
insomnia and slurpee should meet up and have raging gay clock sex
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 05, 2011, 07:04:56 AM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 05, 2011, 07:04:56 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1824744insomnia and slurpee should meet up and have raging gay clock sex
And video tape it. Not that I`d watch it or anything.
EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK. WHY IS THE SHIFTY EYE DOG GONE :(
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:05:08 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:05:08 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1824741also I object to your classification of molestation survivors as "faggots". those people have been through more than enough psychological harm without being burdened with an offensive epithet. I have to say that makes your sympathies for my hypothetical predicament smack of insincerity, which calls into question your entire overarching premise.
so, I have to ask: are you being mean to me, insomnia?
because what the heck. I thought we like had an unspoken faggo solidarity.
I'm just trying to ask questions about the twitter here and you're getting all inappropriate on me.
I wouldn't be mean to you slurps :( I vaguely remember liking you, and I'm sure that stems from something. Shitty memory. Still don't think you're gay. Not that I have any sort of grasp on your personality, it's just that... this is the Clock Crew. I don't think that any other LGBT besides myself would ever voluntarily stay in this community unless they were as self destructive and self loathing enough to-- oooohhh, I see what you did there!
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:19:13 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:19:13 AM
Oh yeah forgot this: "I would never call a gay guy a faggot, unless, you know, he's being a faggot."
[video=youtube;1IFloXOuLgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IFloXOuLgA[/video]
What kind of asian we talk'in here? One of those smexy Japense or Korean breeds? Those are mah top 2 baby. Then Thai and Chinese on a case to case basis.
I'm doin pretty good for myself. Quite content with with the good Lord has given me. Works out even nicer with my small stature. Good proportions, ya know?
[video=youtube;1IFloXOuLgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IFloXOuLgA[/video]
Quote from: RibsClock;1824773If I were a queerbutt and not all abstinent and stuff I'd let slurps put it in me probably wouldn't hurt or nothing 'cause he's all asian and stuf
Somni though I bet his dick is a butt punisher sorry dude its a no go lets just cuddle
What kind of asian we talk'in here? One of those smexy Japense or Korean breeds? Those are mah top 2 baby. Then Thai and Chinese on a case to case basis.
I'm doin pretty good for myself. Quite content with with the good Lord has given me. Works out even nicer with my small stature. Good proportions, ya know?
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:27:09 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:27:09 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1824778Also we can platonic cuddle which means it's all good until someone gets a boner and even then it has to be the one who is behind if someone's in the front end of the spooning and gets a boner it's don't ask don't tell also no moaning
No, no. Y-you just stop right there. You've got this all wrong. If the two parties wish to engage in the act of cuddling, and if one to two parties become erect at any point or time, under the prior engagement statute, you have at least 24 hours to engage in the act of frotting. Queer Law.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 05, 2011, 08:36:34 AM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on June 05, 2011, 08:36:34 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1824781This ain't new hampshire we don't recognize dem laws
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:43:04 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 05, 2011, 08:43:04 AM
Fine :( No frotting then.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2011, 02:37:07 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 05, 2011, 02:37:07 PM
may i ask how discussion of snapples recent bans can quickly turn into people lying about their small cocks ?
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: VuBawlsClock on June 05, 2011, 02:40:43 PM
Post by: VuBawlsClock on June 05, 2011, 02:40:43 PM
I made a flying penis jet thing in gmod. everyone in the server went wild
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AstronautClock on June 05, 2011, 03:55:40 PM
Post by: AstronautClock on June 05, 2011, 03:55:40 PM
1.4 inches guys
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AC Slater on June 06, 2011, 02:02:06 AM
Post by: AC Slater on June 06, 2011, 02:02:06 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1824934If you're trying to goad me into posting a pic I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree
He'll post pics, I know he will. Don't challenge him!
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Thor on June 06, 2011, 02:54:42 AM
Post by: Thor on June 06, 2011, 02:54:42 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1824740damn right I am.
exhaust needs to be reimplemented as a forum skin
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 06, 2011, 05:13:07 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 06, 2011, 05:13:07 AM
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Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 08:59:37 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 08:59:37 AM
Okay, I took a lot of zannies last night, but I'm pretty god damn sure that I didn't make a thread for this. Half the shit I said was in jest, so let me clarify.
If Slurpee sucks cocks, good on 'em. I just don't know how I wasn't aware of this before, and how I didn't pick up on it. I'm usually quite good at that, even through text.
About us gettin freaky... probably wouldnt happen. I think I put him in the No category way back when in the face pics thread. Can't remember.
And I'll respond to actual posts later. I feel really odd now and am kind of waiting for reality to kick in.
And Slurpee still gets more pussy than Biggs. Biggs gets negative pussy.
If Slurpee sucks cocks, good on 'em. I just don't know how I wasn't aware of this before, and how I didn't pick up on it. I'm usually quite good at that, even through text.
About us gettin freaky... probably wouldnt happen. I think I put him in the No category way back when in the face pics thread. Can't remember.
And I'll respond to actual posts later. I feel really odd now and am kind of waiting for reality to kick in.
And Slurpee still gets more pussy than Biggs. Biggs gets negative pussy.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 06, 2011, 09:28:37 AM
Post by: Slurpee on June 06, 2011, 09:28:37 AM
Quote from: Insomnia;1824966I think I put him in the No category way back when in the face pics thread.;_;
I'M UGLY
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 06, 2011, 09:30:33 AM
Post by: Slurpee on June 06, 2011, 09:30:33 AM
also
Quote from: Insomnia;1824966I'm pretty god damn sure that I didn't make a thread for this.you didn't, somebody ripped it out of the snapple bans thread
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 09:48:51 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 09:48:51 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1824968;_;
I'M UGLY
No, I'm just very specific, vain, and have high standards. Basically, I'm looking for myself, but the problem is that I'm self loathing, so I'm guessing it wouldn't work out.
Face & torso pics or gtfo
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: EnglishClock on June 06, 2011, 09:55:20 AM
Post by: EnglishClock on June 06, 2011, 09:55:20 AM
lemayo
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 09:56:00 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: clammo;1824979do you actually play kill bang marry with the post your pic thread :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/
Yes. Actively. I kept a chart for quite some time, rating from 1 to 10, 7s being considered, 8s with free passes. Color coded for quick glances sake, graphed, hanging the wall from highest to lowest. Want to guess your number? It actually correlates with your astral sign.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on June 06, 2011, 10:25:03 AM
Post by: DigitalLemonClock on June 06, 2011, 10:25:03 AM
lol ur his dad
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 11:15:35 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 11:15:35 AM
I'm writing Clammy's biography.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Biggskoo on June 06, 2011, 11:53:45 AM
Post by: Biggskoo on June 06, 2011, 11:53:45 AM
Quote from: Insomnia;1824966And Slurpee still gets more pussy than Biggs. Biggs gets negative pussy.
i wish i had a clever retort for this but
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Lump Clock on June 06, 2011, 05:29:50 PM
Post by: Lump Clock on June 06, 2011, 05:29:50 PM
Quote from: Insomnia;1824981Yes. Actively. I kept a chart for quite some time, rating from 1 to 10, 7s being considered, 8s with free passes. Color coded for quick glances sake, graphed, hanging the wall from highest to lowest. Want to guess your number? It actually correlates with your astral sign.
I find this incredibly amusing.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Post by: Insomnia on June 06, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: The Cancer Clock;1825132I find this incredibly amusing.
It's like the Clock Crew is in some alternate dimension where sarcasm is either understood or hated.
Clammy, suck my dick. Just suck that shit right up you pathetic sniveling little canuck.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Lump Clock on June 06, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
Post by: Lump Clock on June 06, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
Quote from: Insomnia;1825135It's like the Clock Crew is in some alternate dimension where sarcasm is either understood or hated.
Hey now, I assumed you were being sarcastic. It doesn't stop me from being amused by it.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 07, 2011, 12:49:10 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 07, 2011, 12:49:10 AM
Quote from: clammo;1825298its like youre trying to be offensive but the same time hope it actually happens
So you're telling me there's a chance...
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2011, 04:00:58 AM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2011, 04:00:58 AM
Quote from: clammo;1824979do you actually play kill bang marry with the post your pic thread :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/
kill bang marry sounds stupid and awkward, i thought the game was called FMK
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: WrenchClock on June 07, 2011, 04:44:31 AM
Post by: WrenchClock on June 07, 2011, 04:44:31 AM
I thought it was Shag, Marry, Kill
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 07, 2011, 08:19:46 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 07, 2011, 08:19:46 AM
Mate Feed Kill Repeat
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: EtchASketchClock on June 07, 2011, 08:54:31 AM
Post by: EtchASketchClock on June 07, 2011, 08:54:31 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1825354bind torture kill
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 07, 2011, 01:07:55 PM
Post by: Insomnia on June 07, 2011, 01:07:55 PM
While we're on the topic of sexuality, DwarfinatorClock fucks dogs, horses, large cats, and this one time when he was really drunk, Krak.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2011, 10:51:46 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 07, 2011, 10:51:46 PM
Quote from: Insomnia;1825405While we're on the topic of sexuality, DwarfinatorClock fucks dogs, horses, large cats, and this one time when he was really drunk, Krak.
at least dwarfinatorclock doesnt get fucked
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2011, 11:25:20 PM
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2011, 11:25:20 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1825500at least dwarfinatorclock doesnt get fuckedyeah at least logically baseless homophobic phallocentric remark
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2011, 11:25:58 PM
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2011, 11:25:58 PM
the kind of sex I would like to have has to be inherently superior to others b/c that's the only way I can overcome my crushing fears of sexual inadequacy.
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Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2011, 11:26:11 PM
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2011, 11:26:11 PM
maybe if I repeat it enough times I won't cry the next time a gay thought sneaks into my head when I cum
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Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: clockradioclock on June 08, 2011, 12:21:51 AM
Post by: clockradioclock on June 08, 2011, 12:21:51 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1825513Phallocentrism is prejudice against people who hang slightly to the left or right
goddamnit man, this is it. corpsegrinderclock is no bitch.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 01:01:00 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 01:01:00 AM
When you have two gay friends that finally meet your like oh guys you should do it and they're like ech, no, gross, what, just cuz hes a dude?
but they totally wanna fuck
but they totally wanna fuck
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 01:01:41 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 01:01:41 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1825419Well to be fair Krak probably thought dwarf was a woman, not because Dwarf is particularly feminine, but because Krak just doesn't know the difference
dwarfinator is a pisces.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Slurpee on June 08, 2011, 03:08:04 AM
Post by: Slurpee on June 08, 2011, 03:08:04 AM
Quote from: ampmboot;1825520When you have two gay friends that finally meet your like oh guys you should do it and they're like ech, no, gross, what, just cuz hes a dude?probably because it's not super cool to just say "oh, hey, you two should have sex".
but they totally wanna fuck
even if they're clearly thinking about it that's the kind of thing you just let go unsaid.
also if this was another post about me and insomnia fucking, it was never really on the table you weird fuckers. I'm seeing somebody.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 03:21:24 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 03:21:24 AM
This is like when one of my friends has a gay friend, and they're like OMG U 2 SOULD TO'TLY HOOK UP because we're like the only two gay guys they know. This happens. All. The. Time. The only time this came close to working was incidental. I had been eying this guy before a concert, and a few minutes later he and a few of my friends came over and sat next to me. Bastards planned it all along, but I saw 'em first!
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 03:35:39 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 03:35:39 AM
Quote from: clammo;1825547this is how i wingman my buddies at bars though. i just go up to girls and say "hey you should have sex with this guy"
When Clammy says "This Guy" he's pointing at himself with both thumbs.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 04:33:25 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 04:33:25 AM
Im so glad Im back
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 04:36:09 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 04:36:09 AM
Quote from: ampmboot;1825561Im so glad Im back
that lock legion was only tolerable for a combined... 3 minutes?
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 04:39:00 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 04:39:00 AM
the forum is admitably dull. Nice, really fucking nice, but YA KNOW.
it aint like this shit right here.
EDIT: I like talking to some of the guys there on skype, though, that's been pretty funny, gotsta say
ALSO I've always known two types of people on skype from the clock crew and lock legion and thats people that are quite and passive and always sound like their breathing too hard, and then theres guys like blackmagic and me that just talk your ear off right away. I miss that guy, he's my number one missed guy.
BY THE WAY
Did you guys ever notice that Popeye got his name because he has one eye popping out? Did you ever notice that? I didn't until yesterday on a walk, thinking about popeye
it aint like this shit right here.
EDIT: I like talking to some of the guys there on skype, though, that's been pretty funny, gotsta say
ALSO I've always known two types of people on skype from the clock crew and lock legion and thats people that are quite and passive and always sound like their breathing too hard, and then theres guys like blackmagic and me that just talk your ear off right away. I miss that guy, he's my number one missed guy.
BY THE WAY
Did you guys ever notice that Popeye got his name because he has one eye popping out? Did you ever notice that? I didn't until yesterday on a walk, thinking about popeye
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 05:07:03 AM
Post by: Insomnia on June 08, 2011, 05:07:03 AM
So... I already finished that ounce. Maybe I should take a break soon?
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 05:43:38 AM
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 05:43:38 AM
None, it's skype not aim knuckle head
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 08, 2011, 06:35:21 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on June 08, 2011, 06:35:21 AM
Quote from: ampmboot;1825565the forum is admitably dull. Nice, really fucking nice, but YA KNOW.
it aint like this shit right here.
EDIT: I like talking to some of the guys there on skype, though, that's been pretty funny, gotsta say
ALSO I've always known two types of people on skype from the clock crew and lock legion and thats people that are quite and passive and always sound like their breathing too hard, and then theres guys like blackmagic and me that just talk your ear off right away. I miss that guy, he's my number one missed guy.
BY THE WAY
Did you guys ever notice that Popeye got his name because he has one eye popping out? Did you ever notice that? I didn't until yesterday on a walk, thinking about popeye
I play League of Legends with Blackmagic almost every day.
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:18:55 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:18:55 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1825504yeah at least logically baseless homophobic phallocentric remark
oh come on slurpee we both know that youve taken it in the butt and i havent lets not play games
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:53:13 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:53:13 PM
slurpeebutt
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:53:54 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:53:54 PM
is that because your ass looks like a slurpee machine afterwards
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:54:15 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on June 08, 2011, 02:54:15 PM
jk bro
Title: insomnia questioning slurpee's sexual orientation
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 06:00:41 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on June 08, 2011, 06:00:41 PM
Alright SO
1. Something fucking up on this site, it is taking forever to do anything.
2. Shit, well I guess I gotta buy whatever League of Legeneds is.
3. You insufferable moron, Clam. I never fucking showed you my pubes (let alone on skype) and also have never attempted to in my entire life. Try to find proof, I dare you Oh but you wont because im so beneath you and not worth your time, well, guess what.
I am.
1. Something fucking up on this site, it is taking forever to do anything.
2. Shit, well I guess I gotta buy whatever League of Legeneds is.
3. You insufferable moron, Clam. I never fucking showed you my pubes (let alone on skype) and also have never attempted to in my entire life. Try to find proof, I dare you Oh but you wont because im so beneath you and not worth your time, well, guess what.
I am.