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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: BTF on June 21, 2011, 12:31:22 PM

Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: BTF on June 21, 2011, 12:31:22 PM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303936704576399320327189158.html
 
Seriously?
 
What's next? Pictures of obese people on Twinkie boxes?
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 21, 2011, 12:36:18 PM
Here in Canada, cigarette packages have had images of diseased brains, lungs, and livers for over a decade.
All that this tells me is that Americans are gigantic namby-pamby pussies.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: BTF on June 21, 2011, 12:38:51 PM
Yes but you guys eat those on your poutine and shit. We're sensitive in the US.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: clockradioclock on June 21, 2011, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1828253Here in Canada, cigarette packages have had images of diseased brains, lungs, and livers for over a decade.
All that this tells me is that Americans are gigantic namby-pamby pussies.

:this:
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: EnglishClock on June 21, 2011, 12:49:39 PM
Yeah we have that here in the UK too. For some reason one of them has an image of a heroin needle, with "SMOKING IS ADDICTIVE" alongside. That close-up of a dead guy with lung cancer and a sliced open throat is always a great conversation starter though.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: BTF on June 21, 2011, 12:55:21 PM
Now I want to start smoking heroin.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: RobClock on June 21, 2011, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: clammo;1828260USA: 11 years behind Canada
Came here to post this
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: EnglishClock on June 21, 2011, 01:09:50 PM
also you guys must be giant pansies or something cause those images are really lame

try these UK warnings out for size


(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.mediaspanonline.com%2F6794%2F3086919.jpg&hash=84231f7fa49815b20892aac411120ffcd2bbcca5)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww3.hants.gov.uk%2Funderagesales-smokingimagethroat.gif&hash=482287f9b48fec1f61578836e0b25e981bc9ad82)
etc
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: MonsterMunch on June 21, 2011, 01:42:10 PM
I've never once met a person who quit because of the graphic pictures.

One of my mates is trying to collect them all like football stickers.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: buttplug on June 21, 2011, 01:45:23 PM
Does anyone else only see this as absurd propaganda? They don't actually convince anyone of anything. All they do is make the government look even more overbearing.

No one is dumb enough to delude themselves into thinking cigarettes aren't harmful.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: EnglishClock on June 21, 2011, 01:49:50 PM
That is because the warnings actually trigger the same parts of the brain that cigarettes do, making you feel like you want to smoke more.

That's right son you best believe (http://www.neurosciencemarketing.com/blog/articles/tobacco-warnings.htm)
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on June 21, 2011, 01:58:33 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1828271No one is dumb enough to delude themselves into thinking cigarettes aren't harmful.

Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: buttplug on June 21, 2011, 02:03:31 PM
Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1828276~

If they are then they deserve to get cancer and die.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 21, 2011, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1828279If they are then they deserve to get cancer and die.
:this:
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: EnglishClock on June 21, 2011, 02:22:11 PM
Quote from: clammo;1828280well, you know that big ass wall of cigarettes behind the cashier? well in Canada, stores arent even allowed to display it. so now those big ass walls are covered up and you gotta ask the cashier specifically for cigarettes.

so is it really an ad if its hidden until youve already bought it?

Well I guess it doesn't work on canadians.   But once you've bought a pouch of baccy, it stays lying around for a while. Every time you look at it, it's having that same effect. You'll get more cravings and consume more product. Even if you don't smoke, you probably see a cigarette packet fairly often.
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: Biggskoo on June 21, 2011, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: clammo;1828280so is it really an ad if its hidden until youve already bought it?

yes
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: EnglishClock on June 21, 2011, 03:08:40 PM
hey get outta here i already said that with more words ya big jERK
Title: Scary cigarette warnings! Now I'm gonna quit
Post by: AbsintheClock on June 21, 2011, 04:10:26 PM
I smoked for 10 years, and from 10 years of effects I can say cigarettes are disgusting, and they're not worth it.

If you don't like it then buy a tin of tobacco, roll your own, and quit being such a fucking pussy about it.