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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: PolyhedronClock on August 06, 2011, 05:02:42 AM

Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 06, 2011, 05:02:42 AM
STORY TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Was in the passenger side of a car, driving with my friends to the hookah lounge for some late night hookah'ing. Ended up being pulled over for a broken tail light. Driver gave consent to let them search the car. Long story short, ended up with FIVE POLICE CARS trying to get a confession out of a bottle of old lemonade being an alcoholic beverage. Wasted 40 minutes of some assholes trying to persecute three 20 year-olds that lemonade was alcohol. nice use of tax dollars there champs.

http://flexyourrights.org/

read your rights, and don't give those fucks permission to search your shit, including you without probable cause.
Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: Chalk Clock on August 06, 2011, 05:52:18 AM
they needed five police cars to look at one bottle? why?
Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 06, 2011, 05:59:18 AM
Quote from: Rom;1834818they needed five police cars to look at one bottle? why?

it was a bottle of tea. i'm guessing it was for scare tactics. they mentioned dogs three times, even though we never saw them. alot of it bothers me was about how polite we were about it, and how they used it to their full advantage.

Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: buttplug on August 06, 2011, 01:12:23 PM
Don't consent to searches! Ask if you are under arrest, and if not, if you are free to go.
Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 06, 2011, 01:25:17 PM
they probably thought you looked like an asshole
Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: Sinister Clock on August 06, 2011, 01:38:44 PM
They probably thought you were black or foreign.
Title: FUCK THE POLICE.
Post by: buttplug on August 06, 2011, 01:38:55 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1834916they probably thought you looked like an asshole

In the USA you have to replace 'asshole' with 'minority'.