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Community => General Discussion => Topic farted by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 07, 2011, 10:45:46 PM

Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 07, 2011, 10:45:46 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=235788&page=1
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Topcatyo on August 07, 2011, 11:10:48 PM
All of a sudden women stop having sex with men.  Men become enraged and the pent-up aggression leads to a new wave of chronic masturbators.  This trend caues the shut-in lifestyle to become more normal, thus them retreating into the dark caves of the Earth, where they adapt to their new living conditions.

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Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 07, 2011, 11:16:50 PM
This is remote-controlled? How long until someone figures out how to tap into it and gives women orgasms in public?
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Kaijuclock on August 07, 2011, 11:40:00 PM
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Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 07, 2011, 11:41:38 PM
If they made a male one I'd buy it. I'd just leave it on for hours at a time. It's better than heroin.
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 07, 2011, 11:44:47 PM
Just get a TENS unit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcutaneous_electrical_nerve_stimulation).
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Kaijuclock on August 07, 2011, 11:49:22 PM
Quote from: Gul Dukat;1835851Just get a TENS unit.

I know what that is because you are the third person to tell me about them this week. The other 2 were rabid sexual deviants and furries, to boot. Hmm.....
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Loki Clock on August 07, 2011, 11:49:52 PM
Quote from: Gul Dukat;1835831This is remote-controlled? How long until someone figures out how to tap into it and gives women orgasms in public?

This is the natural evolution for street art. An orgasm beacon hidden in the bushes.
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on August 08, 2011, 01:14:07 AM
The logical course of action is to weaponize this.
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: WrenchClock on August 08, 2011, 03:19:28 AM
Your penises are all obsolete compared to mine :cool:
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Chalk Clock on August 08, 2011, 03:30:56 AM
they already did something like this for rats.

science put a rat in a box with a button that was connected to it's brain and would stimulate the little guy's pleasure center when ever he pressed it. the rat was also provided with another button that would dispense food when pressed.


long story short the rat died of starvation because it felt so gooooooooood.
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: AbsintheClock on August 08, 2011, 03:36:56 AM
Does this mean your mother will finally leave me alone?
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: Chalk Clock on August 08, 2011, 03:40:08 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1835904Does this mean your mother will finally leave me alone?

does this mean you'll finally get off my couch?
Title: The human penis is now obsolete
Post by: AlbinoClock on August 08, 2011, 06:36:51 AM
Quote from: Rainbow Dash;1835852I know what that is because you are the third person to tell me about them this week. The other 2 were rabid sexual deviants and furries, to boot. Hmm.....

Sexual deviant yes, furry no.[/COLOR]

Quote from: clamskoo;1835859wasnt that a gag with katherine heigl in the ugly truth?

Haven't seen it. Any good?
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