Yesterday afternoon I took on the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' Challenge as my first competitive hot food eating challenge. The challenge is downing 12 of their Blazin' wings in 6 minutes. The sauce ranks about 300,000 units on the scoville scale.
As a huge fan of spicy food I feel it is needless to say, the only thing I found challenging was shoving the large chunks of chicken into my mouth and chewing them up without choking followed by the inability to wipe my ass without crying a few hours later. I guess all that and the shame of having my face displayed on their Hall of Fame covered in hot sauce and chunks of chewed up chicken, knowing that I'll never have the chance to score with any of their staff whom I must say are quite good looking.
Overall it was a fun experience and I plan do do much more challenging challenges should I find them in my area. I'll get a video to put up as soon as my friend sends it to me, but really all you'll see is me shoving wings into my face as the waitresses cheer me on for being a slobbery mess.
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Waitress: "Do you want any milk or water?"
Me: "No, I already have a beer."
Quote from: RibsClock;1836498300,000? You're shittin me, that's horrifying
http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale.phpAccording to this list, that's where it stands. I kinda assumed 300,000 in my situation because of how much they doused the wings in that shit and because this is the season for growing peppers.
I've had the blazins at BW3. The fire ass rape thing is accurate
Quote from: RibsClock;1836501Good fucking grief I'd cry blood if that touched anywhere near my mouth. I'd probably need a chemical burn eye wash station from the fumes alone.
Are you able to, like, taste normal things anymore?
The fun part is, they brought me the wings a couple minutes before they were able to get the stopwatch to time me and I actually had to push the wings aside because just inhaling in the sauces fumes made it difficult to breathe, even from 2 feet away. My mouth has fully recovered since I did it. I wiped my wrist across my lips at one point because I felt a glob of sauce on them, and my wrist turned red and remained irritated for at least 3 hours, even after washing it. The only thing still hurting right now is my ass. I think 70% of the challenge is dealing with the after-effects of it all.
MalteseClock is buying ghost chili flakes and is making food with it. I keep telling him it's a bad idea but he doesn't care. His last IM to me is gonna be "fuck yeah my ghost chili just arrived in the mail brb gonna make a quesadilla"
Quote from: RibsClock;1836511I'm always amazed that shit doesn't cause, like, ulcerative colitis and crohns
I'm sure it does, but I grew up eating spicy foods (though I don't know if it is medically accurate to say this will adjust my body more for eating them). Since I was a teenager I always pushed myself to try to eat the hottest things I could find and my dad and I would have competitions with ourselves. I'm sure it will have some really bad long term effects, but it's fun now so I can deal with it.
Grats on smashin the blaze bro
Quote from: Kodiak;1836519Grats on smashin the blaze bro
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my grandmas growing bannana peppers but they are spicy as fuck for banana peppers. like way way hotter than regular store bought ones I love em.