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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2011, 04:42:11 AM

Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2011, 04:42:11 AM
HELLO

A STRANGE GAME.

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

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Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: BTF on August 11, 2011, 09:12:38 AM
Loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2011, 09:41:06 PM
Quote from: BTF;1837322Loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?

Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Thor on August 11, 2011, 09:54:21 PM
i can't tell the difference between general and spam forums any more
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: pop-tart on August 11, 2011, 10:24:19 PM
Quote from: Quark;1837567i can't tell the difference between general and spam forums any more

That's a good thing
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: AbsintheClock on August 11, 2011, 10:40:44 PM
WHAT WE NEED IS ANOTHER WAR!
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Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Slurpee on August 11, 2011, 10:43:37 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1837582Because the spam forum basically was general for a while.
the spam forum was general where the topic starter tacitly acknowledged that he didn't mind if his thread suddenly flew off the handle into idiocy

 this is different
this is annoying
general's for structured conversation

stop blurring the lines you evil ratfucking bastards
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2011, 10:44:04 PM
Quote from: Quark;1837567i can't tell the difference between general and spam forums any more

Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Slurpee on August 11, 2011, 10:51:40 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1837592You have carte blanche to let me know when you see something out of place to tell me and I'll descend on it like a plague

oh

okay well this topic belongs in the spam forum imho
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2011, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1837593oh

okay well this topic belongs in the spam forum imho

how about the tv forum
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Kodiakclock on August 11, 2011, 11:28:22 PM
since this is in the spam forum i have every right to now call slurpee a flying fucking faggot
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Slurpee on August 11, 2011, 11:42:06 PM
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kodiak I don't know if you've improved in posting at all since I last saw you and I don't care I just wish the ignore function stopped your terrible threads from showing up and that funny talented clocks would stop enabling your inane bullshit you thick simpering jizzstain
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 11, 2011, 11:48:40 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/576787

VOTE 5
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Kodiakclock on August 11, 2011, 11:54:45 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1837607kodiak I don't know if you've improved in posting at all since I last saw you and I don't care I just wish the ignore function stopped your terrible threads from showing up and that funny talented clocks would stop enabling your inane bullshit you thick simpering jizzstain

my past statement is further proven valid.
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 11, 2011, 11:55:18 PM
I think Kodiak is the only person on this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how thats possible. He's so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a very happy person.
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Kodiakclock on August 11, 2011, 11:56:36 PM
Swag.
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 11, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how thats possible. He's so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a very happy person.
lmao
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 12, 2011, 03:35:05 AM
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Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: NintendrCkolc on August 12, 2011, 04:01:13 AM
I generally have a hard time getting along with slurpee but I don't hate him for it.
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: Slurpee on August 12, 2011, 07:23:13 AM
you guys linger on negative interrelations too much
that's my assessment of this whole business

I used to squabble with corpsegrinder a lot. really personal, teeth-gnashing shit. flounderman and kombucha, too, to a lesser extent.
the end of that story is I don't remember what it was about, and now we're bulge-bumping pupa pals idgaf

if I don't like you, it's transient. you probably did something just now that got me peeved. give me a month and see if I even remember it when you specifically bring it up. I guarantee I'm going to be digging through my own post history to figure it out.
(reminder that I once found kodiak so objectionable that I stuck my neck out and permabanned him, and then I forgot who he is and the fact that I banned him and why, and that's why he's been missing for like 3 years)

I'll give a damn, clock crew, but I've never given a fuck
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: miracle fruit on August 12, 2011, 03:04:56 PM
stop ruining my war games thread

get
Title: GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Post by: buttplug on August 12, 2011, 03:48:43 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1837736you guys linger on negative interrelations too much
that's my assessment of this whole business

I used to squabble with corpsegrinder a lot. really personal, teeth-gnashing shit. flounderman and kombucha, too, to a lesser extent.
the end of that story is I don't remember what it was about, and now we're bulge-bumping pupa pals idgaf

if I don't like you, it's transient. you probably did something just now that got me peeved. give me a month and see if I even remember it when you specifically bring it up. I guarantee I'm going to be digging through my own post history to figure it out.
(reminder that I once found kodiak so objectionable that I stuck my neck out and permabanned him, and then I forgot who he is and the fact that I banned him and why, and that's why he's been missing for like 3 years)

I'll give a damn, clock crew, but I've never given a fuck

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?