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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Kodiakclock on August 12, 2011, 07:15:27 PM
Starts today, not a big deal for colts fans like me cause nobody worthwhile will be even touching the field but still exciting.
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on August 13, 2011, 01:23:10 AM
preseason started thursday noob. eagles ftw
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Kodiakclock on August 13, 2011, 01:35:28 AM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1838131preseason started thursday noob. eagles ftw
started today in ohio.


:smug:
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Flounderpa on August 13, 2011, 03:45:37 AM
with all the free agent movement the NFL has seen after lockout I predict this season to be a clusterfuck, which is nice for a change
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on November 17, 2011, 05:36:09 PM
sexy lady rocks all 32 nfl  - nsfw but sadly no boobs :(

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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on December 24, 2011, 05:24:50 PM
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BEAST MODE
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on December 30, 2011, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1882976

BEAST MODE

touchdown of the year, all year

who you guys got for the playoffs?

also we should start a fantasy football league next season
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 07, 2012, 01:04:38 PM
playoffs on tonight ha haaaaaa

bengals @ texans
lions @ saints


who you guys got

me i think the texans and saints will go through
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on January 07, 2012, 02:51:28 PM
I would pick the Texans if they had Schaub and were healthy but I'm thinking Bengals get their first playoff win in like 20 years. Also Saints will kill Detroit
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 07, 2012, 03:38:52 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1887070I would pick the Texans if they had Schaub and were healthy but I'm thinking Bengals get their first playoff win in like 20 years. Also Saints will kill Detroit


ya if the texans had schaub there'd be no Q they would go through imo

but i sitll think the texans will edge it, despite yates being thrown in front of the lions. the texans have a superb running game with the double headed monster of my nigga foster and tate.

i wish both teams could go through though the bengals and the texans are both really likeable teams, i enjoy dalton/green combo and foster/tate.

and yeah the saints should absolutely destroy the lions tho
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on January 07, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
Quote from: arneklok;1887081ya if the texans had schaub there'd be no Q they would go through imo

but i sitll think the texans will edge it, despite yates being thrown in front of the lions. the texans have a superb running game with the double headed monster of my nigga foster and tate.

i wish both teams could go through though the bengals and the texans are both really likeable teams, i enjoy dalton/green combo and foster/tate.

and yeah the saints should absolutely destroy the lions tho

yep 2 of my 3 fave AFC teams (3rd being the Browns). im a sucker for perennial losers (GO EAGLES!)
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 07, 2012, 06:03:05 PM
eagles are scum though


dalton just threw a pick 6 ha poor dude but someone's gotta fuck up
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 07, 2012, 07:30:32 PM
dalton is having a terrible game he's thrown 3 picks and no TD wow

yates is having a decent game but the real star tonight is my nigga Arian Foster

he helped me become champion of my fantasy league in his rookie season and thats a bond that can not be broken. what a bro

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man i love foster but i feel real sorry for dalton i was hoping for a good game from him. but he had a good season thats something he's going to have to take into next year and see if the bungles can make a stronger case
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 07, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
calvin johnson is such a beast a ha ha

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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Biggskoo on January 08, 2012, 03:07:33 AM
packers own

well, see ya
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 08, 2012, 12:45:03 PM
in t-20 minutes from this humble post the falcons - giants game kicks off

personally i'ma gonna go ahead and back the giatns but ya never know with da falcons y know and the giants defense is pretty shito and roddy white he kicks ass so i dunno man

but i guess it would make sense if the giatns win and cruz and eli have big games while matty ice chokes
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: StickyDankFireOGPurpClock on January 08, 2012, 03:38:46 PM
The falcons are getting their asses kicked by the g men and then the steelers are gonna beat the broncos because fuck tebow
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 08, 2012, 04:01:39 PM
The giants even scored all of the falcons points
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 08, 2012, 04:36:31 PM
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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 08, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
tebow just dropped a 51 yard pass and followed it with a 30 yard touchdown pass

repent haters/sinners

let tebow into your hearts

the steelers are pure evil
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: StickyDankFireOGPurpClock on January 08, 2012, 06:38:21 PM
Haha yeah tebows fucking killing them i was wrong as hell
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 08, 2012, 08:26:14 PM
tebow threw for 3:16 yards and 2 td's agaisnt steelers

what a boss

haters gonna hate

next round

saints @ 49ers
broncos @ patriots

texans @ ravens
giants @ packers
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 08, 2012, 09:16:14 PM
Broncos arent gonna beat the patriots doe and i like the giants but packers are gonna probably win.  Also saints and texans will win
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 09, 2012, 01:07:40 AM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1887541Broncos arent gonna beat the patriots doe and i like the giants but packers are gonna probably win.  Also saints and texans will win

i see you bro but i'm gonna have to disagree with you on some points there

i think the broncos aren't going to beat the patriots. i didn't think they were going to beat the steelers either. but who knows? denver's defense is pretty decent and the pats defense is awful. still all logic is telling me to go with pats so i probably will do that.


giants against packers i'm also not too sure about i think the giants have been masking their poor defense for quite a while now.. then again the giants defense isn't too good either so packers will probably edge it

saints - 49ers i dont know really.. alex smith is terrible but the 49ers defense is da bomb and hauerbach has this way.. but brees is still shooting lights out so imma go with da saints too

but doe i gotta say i really like the texans i like to root for my nigga foster but ray rice he's a beast too and the ravens have a hell of a defense, experience with lewis and ed reed and suggs and the ravens are playing at home so i really have to go with the ravens here


but i think all games have the potential to be really close and exciting so that's nice to look forward to ha haaaa
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Biggskoo on January 12, 2012, 04:47:13 PM
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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 13, 2012, 07:15:30 AM
espn just loves to pit bayless and steven a smith against eachother

its easy

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come on timmy you've come this far

though i think brady is gonna light the denver tebows up
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 15, 2012, 07:20:26 AM
what a contest between the saints and the 49ers!!! i really didnt expect the niners to win it late in the end
no more tebow :(

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today we got texans @ ravens i got the baltimore ravens i think but who knows

then the g-men at packers i think the packers will probably win this but i dunno man maybe the giants can cause an upst? who knows man fuck
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on January 15, 2012, 11:47:31 AM
Ravens def beat up Texans with TJ Yates as their QB. I hope the Packers win (I like the Eagles and hate the Giants and New York and my roomate is a Giants fan so if they win he will be even more annoying). So FU New York go Green Bay
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 16, 2012, 05:15:59 PM
so the packers lost against the giants lol

all dem dropped passes and fumbles and lost onside kicks lemayo


ravens beat the texans no surprise there ha



so which superbowl would you guys like to see the most???
who do you think will win it all?

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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 22, 2012, 09:20:29 AM
i dreamt i was in some class and i was asked to pick one of the remaining teams to get knocked out

and i thought to myself uhhhh who were the remaining 4 (its harder when youre dreamin) and the teacher was just about to move on to something else before i managed to remember the 4 remaining teams are the giants, packers, texans and ravens (i know thats wrong but it seemed right in my dream)

so i blurted out the packers just in time in my dream before the teacher moved on, realizing after i said it that the packers were pretty much favorites and it was very much a longshot


when i woke up later i realized the packers had already been eliminated (as had the texans) and i kinda laughed

it was a good dream
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 22, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Fuckin kicker ruined it for the ravens
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on January 22, 2012, 08:38:24 PM
do not want pats-ny

please anything else
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 22, 2012, 10:41:16 PM
Yep pats vs giants
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Kodiakclock on January 22, 2012, 10:59:16 PM
all ive wanted since the playoffs started was for the ravens to play the niners. It would have been the best match up and the most entertaining. It got this close THIS CLOSE and the exact opposite happens.
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 22, 2012, 11:12:03 PM
Yeah they both fucked up at the end
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 23, 2012, 10:14:38 AM
fucking kyle williams and billy cundiff man what the fuck

now we get to witness a rematch of superbowl 2007

as if the patriots haven't been in enough superbowls already

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boring
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 23, 2012, 03:56:22 PM
Billy cundiff is gonna end up like ray finkle from ace ventura
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on January 23, 2012, 03:56:50 PM
But i hope the giants win the superbowl
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on January 24, 2012, 11:10:08 AM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1890673But i hope the giants win the superbowl

yeah me too

if the patriots win we'll never hear the end of it and brady

i like eli i hope he earns himself another ring
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on January 24, 2012, 12:20:30 PM
im rooting for a stadium collapse
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on February 04, 2012, 03:19:14 AM
lets examine some bets with the super bowl being really close


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    Clear/Water -- 3/2
    Orange -- 5/2
    Yellow -- 5/2
    Red -- 13/2
    Green -- 15/2
    Blue -- 10/1

Will Madonna Wear A Hat At Any Point During The Halftime Show?

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What Will The Result Of The First Challenge Be?

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How Many Times Will Peyton Manning Be Shown On Television During The Game?

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Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: patriotclock on February 05, 2012, 06:27:12 PM
Go patriots I guess.
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: l1fty on February 06, 2012, 02:52:16 AM
the patriots lost
Title: [NFL] 2011 Season
Post by: Biggskoo on February 06, 2012, 03:49:43 PM
they did