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Title: I'm probably a new guy
Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 01:56:15 PM
Yes, hello.  My name is Tesseract.  I was invited here by UnrealClock, whom I've known for a very long time.  I'm not really that, uh, used to posting in forums, despite the fact that I'm practically an old man.  I'm rambling at this point, so I'll cut it short.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 26, 2011, 01:57:05 PM
Cool clock name. How do you plan on drawing a tesseract?
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 01:58:51 PM
You know, I'm entirely sure, it's hard enough drawing three dimensional objects on a two dimensional plane as it is.
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Post by: SchoolClock on August 26, 2011, 02:11:45 PM
Welcome aboard sir!
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 26, 2011, 02:14:34 PM
tesseract more like tezzeret


























































































(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.mtgsalvation.com%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa3%2FTezzeret.jpg%2F407px-Tezzeret.jpg&hash=bbeda716eea4d7479c65f5683bd72170b6b49ec1)
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 26, 2011, 02:18:10 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844552

Also known as Bolas's bitch.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 26, 2011, 02:29:34 PM
this guy seems smart

be smart clock
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 02:44:24 PM
How would I even manage to draw an abstract concept like intelligence in the physical world?  Also, DWARFINATORclock is my hero.  I'm just giddy with excitement he welcomed me into the ClockCrew, in his own, uh, special, way.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 26, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
Quote from: Uncle Thelma;1844554Also known as Bolas's bitch.

pretty much everyone is bolas' bitch, he pulls da strings man!!!
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 03:03:08 PM
But he's just too legit.  Also, is there really not a SmartClock, yet?
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Post by: AstronautClock on August 26, 2011, 03:19:51 PM
welcome to da crew tesseract
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 03:20:37 PM
Now that I think about it, I probably will go with SmartClock, I feel like that is a tad more fitting.
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Post by: UnrealClock on August 26, 2011, 03:23:59 PM
lolol I'm heading over to your house right now to slap you silly and teach you flashhhhhhhhh


also don't suck dwarf's dickk 2 much he's a weird-o
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on August 26, 2011, 03:32:25 PM
hey u sound cute PM me ur number
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 26, 2011, 03:36:23 PM
i think you guys are the weirdos
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: Blobert;1844614hey u sound cute PM me ur number

To be honest, I'd rather not.
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on August 26, 2011, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Tesseract;1844618To be honest, I'd rather not.
hee hee ur smrt wanna meet up?

User was chilled for this post - Woah buddy!
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 03:41:53 PM
...
Sure.
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Post by: Clocktopus on August 26, 2011, 03:46:20 PM
Welcome.

Please excuse all these weirdos.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 03:48:53 PM
Hey, being friends with Unreal, I'm used to it.  I should just make my avatar a picture of him from elementary school.
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Post by: RobClock on August 26, 2011, 03:51:41 PM
Hey, welcome to the Clock Crew!

Quote from: Tesseract;1844623Hey, being friends with Unreal, I'm used to it.  I should just make my avatar a picture of him from elementary school.

Do it. :thumbs:
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 03:53:46 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1844624Do it. :thumbs:

I'll find my old yearbook and scan it so hard.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 26, 2011, 03:53:49 PM
im sure the last thing we all want to see is another picture of unreal
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Post by: YoYoClock on August 26, 2011, 04:30:33 PM
hey there

as I'm sure you'll find out in time, everyone kinda looks up to me here as a kind of authority figure, so you should do the same. I actually founded the clockcrew and more than half of the clocks active before 2003 were actually personas of mine. Including some of the currently active clocks such as DWARFINATORCLOCK and PineappleClock,
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Post by: miracle fruit on August 26, 2011, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Tesseract;1844608Now that I think about it, I probably will go with SmartClock, I feel like that is a tad more fitting.

i google imaged a tesseract and it looks like your .fla wouldve looked exactly like hypercubeclock anyway

welcome to the crew smart clock
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 26, 2011, 04:40:56 PM
Quote from: miraclep00t;1844639i google imaged a tesseract and it looks like your .fla wouldve looked exactly like hypercubeclock anyway

welcome to the crew smart clock

I think a tesseract is a hypercube actually.


Also your smartclock FLA should be a nerd with dork glasses, buck teeth, and freckles.
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Post by: F U Clock on August 26, 2011, 04:47:07 PM
Welcome to the ClockCrew! It's a swell place to be.

I feel like SmartClock would go well with SchoolClock.
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Post by: miracle fruit on August 26, 2011, 04:52:00 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fadoxki%2Fsmartclock.png&hash=bff8256652201c5325b3a0806c0bad4514299438)
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Post by: RobClock on August 26, 2011, 04:53:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Thelma;1844641Also your smartclock FLA should be a nerd with dork glasses, buck teeth, and freckles.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 26, 2011, 04:58:34 PM
:this:
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 26, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
i still think he should be tezzeretclock guys
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 26, 2011, 05:04:17 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844649i still think he should be tezzeretclock guys
well we respectfully disagree you crazy dutch bastard
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 05:11:10 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2F3cq0hwovtj8rhfw%2Fwutscrakin.PNG&hash=d2d9ee2e781f69aba6d1c3953792bcb2c95e3d5d) (http://files.myfrogbag.com/3cq0hwovtj8rhfw/SMARTCLOKK.swf)



dis is unreal i'm purdy sure this is a good drawing of smartneessss roittt? (http://files.myfrogbag.com/3cq0hwovtj8rhfw/SMARTCLOKK.swf)


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Post by: miracle fruit on August 26, 2011, 05:13:47 PM
reminds me of that big event poll about cableshafts clockname

and he picked sage over brain :waitwhat:
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Post by: Tesseract on August 26, 2011, 05:17:59 PM
I guess I'll go with BrainClock, seeing as how I have this great avatar now.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 26, 2011, 05:48:30 PM
jerry sienfeld pube
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 26, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
Quote from: clamskoo;1844673bart simpclock
how could we forget, next person who joins is automaticly assigned the name homer simpclock
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Post by: RobClock on August 26, 2011, 06:14:07 PM
Quote from: clammo;1844673bart simpclock

it occurs to me that i am really out of practice drawing the simpsons. gotta fix that.
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Post by: AnkhClock on August 26, 2011, 11:41:44 PM
Welp looks like you guys got all this sorted out, I'll be on my way then.
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Post by: AnkhClock on August 26, 2011, 11:42:23 PM
Also BrainClock is a really good name I'm surprised no one has taken yet.
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Post by: K3LTR0N on August 26, 2011, 11:51:30 PM
A FRIEND OF UNREALCLOCKS IS A FRIEND OF MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 10:52:06 AM
Most forums I ever visited were never really this active on my introduction post.  I feel so welcome, I may shed one single tear of happiness.  ONE WHOLE TEAR.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 11:00:30 AM
I'd rather not go to jail.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 11:05:20 AM
I'll keep that in mind.  Any other rules not explicitly stated anywhere that I should know about before I make a jackass out of myself?
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tesseract;1844904Most forums I ever visited were never really this active on my introduction post.  I feel so welcome, I may shed one single tear of happiness.  ONE WHOLE TEAR.

we rarely get new members who arent morons so we're nice to the good ones.
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Post by: RobClock on August 27, 2011, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: Tesseract;1844916I'll keep that in mind.  Any other rules not explicitly stated anywhere that I should know about before I make a jackass out of myself?

Just give this a quick lookover; http://www.clockcrew.cc/wiki/index.php/Rules
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 11:23:10 AM
I am totally starting the toupee troup. But instead of toupees for faces we just have blank fruits and veggies with toupees. And the toupees brustle when we talk.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 11:31:41 AM
I'll be sure to keep all of these things in mind.  Anything more specific, I'll probably just end up asking Unreal for help with.  You know, to be honest, based on Unreal, I thought all of the Clocks were similar to him, but this is most definitely not the case.  He's actually just a really silly guy.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Tesseract;1844929I'll be sure to keep all of these things in mind.  Anything more specific, I'll probably just end up asking Unreal for help with.  You know, to be honest, based on Unreal, I thought all of the Clocks were similar to him, but this is most definitely not the case.  He's actually just a really silly guy.

You have not even BEGUN to grasp the silliness of the clock crew.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 11:50:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Toni;1844931Thank you for reporting him, we shall have him banned immediately. I shall not tolerate silliness in my Clock Crew!

Oh, rats, he's not going to be pleased.  He loves this place.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 11:59:43 AM
Well, I think this introductory forum has run its course, I believe I'm ready to immerse myself in the revelry that is ClockCrew.cc
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:06:42 PM
ITT passive aggressive bitching in some poor kid's intro thread
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:09:29 PM
dont be knockin da dragonball z hentai man thats goin too far
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Post by: WrenchClock on August 27, 2011, 12:13:06 PM
i fucking hate everyone you should all die GUYS I WAS JOKING CALM DOWN
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Post by: WrenchClock on August 27, 2011, 12:17:11 PM
Quote from: Uncle Toni;1844950ushanka could you please be more respectful of clam he's a senior after all

Oh sorry my mistake, i forgot how he joined in 2002 before the site was set up.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:23:29 PM
everybody who joined before 2005 is a stuffy old man

everybody who joined after 2005 is a noob


2005 was the best year 05 clocks repreSENT!
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 27, 2011, 12:25:23 PM
Quote from: clammo;1844947i think the double post was a dead giveaway but i dunno maybe i should have posted dragonball z hentai

plz post some its not for me its for a friend
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 27, 2011, 12:27:19 PM
2005 WAS THE WORST YEAR!

imo the clock crew starting going downhill around 07-02-2003
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:27:22 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844956plz post some its not for me its for a friend

pm me your credit card info and I'll give you access to my paysite
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 27, 2011, 12:28:38 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844959pm me your credit card info and I'll give you access to my paysite

i dont have a creditcard im only 12
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:29:42 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844960i dont have a creditcard im only 12

tell your mom its for a premium neopets account. She knows how much you love your shoyru and need to buy plenty of neo-shekels to doll it up.
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 27, 2011, 12:34:46 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844961tell your mom its for a premium neopets account. She knows how much you love your shoyru and need to buy plenty of neo-shekels to doll it up.



NIGGA I GOT PLENTY OF NEOPOINTZ
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Post by: AnkhClock on August 27, 2011, 12:35:18 PM
I'm glad Tesseract got such a good example of average Clock Crew posting in his own intro thread.
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:40:15 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844968

NIGGA I GOT PLENTY OF NEOPOINTZ

lmao what the hell
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 27, 2011, 12:42:34 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844973lmao what the hell

look at the sign up date brah, i did that shit 10 years ago, literally 10 years ago in 2001
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Post by: DWARFINATORclock on August 27, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
im still rich so yeah my mom wont fall for that excuse!
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844974look at the sign up date brah, i did that shit 10 years ago, literally 10 years ago in 2001

Gnorbus were released in 2006 you liar you have been playing hardcore for years. Hustling preteens out of their neopoints to support your aisha's neocrack addiction.
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Post by: K3LTR0N on August 27, 2011, 01:43:18 PM
WOAH YOU ARE RICH, wanna gimme ur neopoints? i want a magical chia pop
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Post by: miracle fruit on August 27, 2011, 03:35:17 PM
dude your neopet is dying what the fucking fuck
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Post by: Clocktopus on August 27, 2011, 03:50:39 PM
some fucking fat bitch stole my neopets account cause i broke up with her in 5th grade godammnit

i'm gonna try and get it back now

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844977Gnorbus were released in 2006 you liar  you have been playing hardcore for years. Hustling preteens out of their  neopoints to support your aisha's neocrack addiction.
He also has a 2009, 2010 and 2011 Altador Cup trophy.
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Post by: BinaryClock on August 27, 2011, 03:53:27 PM
oh dang this thread is reminding me when the intro forum used to be my favorite forum.

also hi brainclock. we used to have several different catchphrases for welcoming new people but i forgot all of them.
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Post by: BinaryClock on August 27, 2011, 04:07:54 PM
also don't set yourself on fire? something to that extent. anyway make yourself at home buddy.
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Post by: PirateClock on August 27, 2011, 04:24:46 PM
I once read the Tesseract for school, it was shit.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
Well, to everyone that welcomed me, uh, thank you!  And I'll be definitely sure not to catch myself on fire.  Also, I'm pretty sure the Tesseract isn't a book, but, uh, yeah.
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Post by: PirateClock on August 27, 2011, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: Tesseract;1845049Well, to everyone that welcomed me, uh, thank you!  And I'll be definitely sure not to catch myself on fire.  Also, I'm pretty sure the Tesseract isn't a book, but, uh, yeah.

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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 04:55:02 PM
I think our new friend is basing his clockname off of a wrinkle in time.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
Yes, I named myself after a four-dimensional object.  It's like the fourth dimension's version of a cube.
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Post by: PirateClock on August 27, 2011, 05:07:15 PM
Quote from: Tesseract;1845056Yes, I named myself after a four-dimensional object.  It's like the fourth dimension's version of a cube.

yes i am aware what a tesseract is. I'm pretty sure there is/was a hypercubeclock which is pretty much the same thing.
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Post by: miracle fruit on August 27, 2011, 05:09:09 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1845060yes i am aware what a tesseract is. I'm pretty sure there is/was a hypercubeclock which is pretty much the same thing.

yeah this was already discussed

hes brainclock now
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Post by: PirateClock on August 27, 2011, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: miraclep00t;1845063yeah this was already discussed

hes brainclock now

also taken but whatever
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 05:10:06 PM
Yes, we already talked about this, that's why I changed to BrainClock, because nobody had taken that, yet.  I was beat to the punch.  Wait, I didn't see anyone named BrainClock, and nobody else said anything about one.
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Post by: PirateClock on August 27, 2011, 05:13:23 PM
http://brainclock.newgrounds.com/

not very active though (read: a worthless shit) so you can take it far as i am concerned.
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Post by: Tesseract on August 27, 2011, 05:16:12 PM
Well, I guess, since a Super Moderator says it's okay, then I'm alright with it.
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Post by: miracle fruit on August 27, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1845068http://brainclock.newgrounds.com/

not very active though (read: a worthless shit) so you can take it far as i am concerned.

huh

i just figured it wasnt taken
cableshaft was pretty close to stealing it


nobody said anything then

when there was a big ass poll about it
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Post by: Slurpee on August 27, 2011, 05:44:07 PM
we had a lobeclock in 2004 he was a brain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by: UnrealClock on August 27, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1845087we had a lobeclock in 2004 he was a brain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


butt did he have a nice hat?
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Post by: AnkhClock on August 27, 2011, 05:57:59 PM
Quote from: UnrealClock;1845088

butt did he have a nice hat?

debate over unreal wins
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Post by: BoomStick Clock on August 27, 2011, 10:41:46 PM
Despite their lack of worth, any one that creates a clock identity is forever in the registry (if remembered).

pick something else, brain is taken.

You can be Grade A+ Clock
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Post by: buttplug on August 27, 2011, 11:11:16 PM
you should be buttplugclock what an amazing name i can't believe no one has taken this amazing name yet
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Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2011, 11:32:48 PM
Medula Oblongota Clock
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Post by: buttplug on August 27, 2011, 11:45:47 PM
Be Brain in a Jar.

You can make awesome Young Frankenstein refrences
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Post by: Tesseract on August 28, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
Well, if I can't be BrainClock, I'll just be SmartClock, I suppose.
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on August 28, 2011, 10:09:20 AM
holla holla get dolla
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Post by: Tesseract on August 28, 2011, 12:47:49 PM
Eh, whatever, I'm going to be BrainClock.  I've already done enough with the name, such as make a Collab, make a flash animation, etc.
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Post by: clockradioclock on August 28, 2011, 12:49:35 PM
hauntedbrainclock
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Post by: Tesseract on August 28, 2011, 12:53:57 PM
Quote from: clockradioclock;1845304hauntedbrainclock

I'd rather not be any kind of Haunted clock, especially not a haunted sandwich of any kind.
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Post by: Kodiakclock on August 28, 2011, 04:12:42 PM
/thread.
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Post by: miracle fruit on August 28, 2011, 04:24:04 PM
be daikonclock

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fadoxki%2Fdaikonclock.png&hash=21ea88864a209716873dc8ace95f8e2b71a72812)
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on August 28, 2011, 07:20:39 PM
Be PaintBrush, that isn't taken yet













:v
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Post by: PowerGloveClock on August 28, 2011, 08:17:45 PM
Quote from: Blobert;1845520Be PaintBrush, that isn't taken yet













:v
you cheeky bastard