Yes, hello. My name is Tesseract. I was invited here by UnrealClock, whom I've known for a very long time. I'm not really that, uh, used to posting in forums, despite the fact that I'm practically an old man. I'm rambling at this point, so I'll cut it short.
Cool clock name. How do you plan on drawing a tesseract?
You know, I'm entirely sure, it's hard enough drawing three dimensional objects on a two dimensional plane as it is.
Welcome aboard sir!
tesseract more like tezzeret
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.mtgsalvation.com%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fa%2Fa3%2FTezzeret.jpg%2F407px-Tezzeret.jpg&hash=bbeda716eea4d7479c65f5683bd72170b6b49ec1)
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844552
Also known as Bolas's bitch.
this guy seems smart
be smart clock
How would I even manage to draw an abstract concept like intelligence in the physical world? Also, DWARFINATORclock is my hero. I'm just giddy with excitement he welcomed me into the ClockCrew, in his own, uh, special, way.
Quote from: Uncle Thelma;1844554Also known as Bolas's bitch.
pretty much everyone is bolas' bitch, he pulls da strings man!!!
But he's just too legit. Also, is there really not a SmartClock, yet?
welcome to da crew tesseract
Now that I think about it, I probably will go with SmartClock, I feel like that is a tad more fitting.
lolol I'm heading over to your house right now to slap you silly and teach you flashhhhhhhhh
also don't suck dwarf's dickk 2 much he's a weird-o
hey u sound cute PM me ur number
i think you guys are the weirdos
Quote from: Blobert;1844614hey u sound cute PM me ur number
To be honest, I'd rather not.
Quote from: Tesseract;1844618To be honest, I'd rather not.
hee hee ur smrt wanna meet up?
User was chilled for this post - Woah buddy!
...
Sure.
Welcome.
Please excuse all these weirdos.
Hey, being friends with Unreal, I'm used to it. I should just make my avatar a picture of him from elementary school.
Hey, welcome to the Clock Crew!
Quote from: Tesseract;1844623Hey, being friends with Unreal, I'm used to it. I should just make my avatar a picture of him from elementary school.
Do it. :thumbs:
Quote from: RobClock;1844624Do it. :thumbs:
I'll find my old yearbook and scan it so hard.
im sure the last thing we all want to see is another picture of unreal
hey there
as I'm sure you'll find out in time, everyone kinda looks up to me here as a kind of authority figure, so you should do the same. I actually founded the clockcrew and more than half of the clocks active before 2003 were actually personas of mine. Including some of the currently active clocks such as DWARFINATORCLOCK and PineappleClock,
Quote from: Tesseract;1844608Now that I think about it, I probably will go with SmartClock, I feel like that is a tad more fitting.
i google imaged a tesseract and it looks like your .fla wouldve looked exactly like hypercubeclock anyway
welcome to the crew smart clock
Quote from: miraclep00t;1844639i google imaged a tesseract and it looks like your .fla wouldve looked exactly like hypercubeclock anyway
welcome to the crew smart clock
I think a tesseract
is a hypercube actually.
Also your smartclock FLA should be a nerd with dork glasses, buck teeth, and freckles.
Welcome to the ClockCrew! It's a swell place to be.
I feel like SmartClock would go well with SchoolClock.
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fadoxki%2Fsmartclock.png&hash=bff8256652201c5325b3a0806c0bad4514299438)
Quote from: Uncle Thelma;1844641Also your smartclock FLA should be a nerd with dork glasses, buck teeth, and freckles.
:this:
i still think he should be tezzeretclock guys
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844649i still think he should be tezzeretclock guys
well we respectfully disagree you crazy dutch bastard
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2F3cq0hwovtj8rhfw%2Fwutscrakin.PNG&hash=d2d9ee2e781f69aba6d1c3953792bcb2c95e3d5d) (http://files.myfrogbag.com/3cq0hwovtj8rhfw/SMARTCLOKK.swf)
dis is unreal i'm purdy sure this is a good drawing of smartneessss roittt? (http://files.myfrogbag.com/3cq0hwovtj8rhfw/SMARTCLOKK.swf)
reminds me of that big event poll about cableshafts clockname
and he picked sage over brain :waitwhat:
I guess I'll go with BrainClock, seeing as how I have this great avatar now.
jerry sienfeld pube
Quote from: clamskoo;1844673bart simpclock
how could we forget, next person who joins is automaticly assigned the name homer simpclock
Quote from: clammo;1844673bart simpclock

it occurs to me that i am really out of practice drawing the simpsons. gotta fix that.
Welp looks like you guys got all this sorted out, I'll be on my way then.
Also BrainClock is a really good name I'm surprised no one has taken yet.
A FRIEND OF UNREALCLOCKS IS A FRIEND OF MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most forums I ever visited were never really this active on my introduction post. I feel so welcome, I may shed one single tear of happiness. ONE WHOLE TEAR.
I'd rather not go to jail.
I'll keep that in mind. Any other rules not explicitly stated anywhere that I should know about before I make a jackass out of myself?
Quote from: Tesseract;1844904Most forums I ever visited were never really this active on my introduction post. I feel so welcome, I may shed one single tear of happiness. ONE WHOLE TEAR.
we rarely get new members who arent morons so we're nice to the good ones.
Quote from: Tesseract;1844916I'll keep that in mind. Any other rules not explicitly stated anywhere that I should know about before I make a jackass out of myself?
Just give this a quick lookover;
http://www.clockcrew.cc/wiki/index.php/Rules
I am totally starting the toupee troup. But instead of toupees for faces we just have blank fruits and veggies with toupees. And the toupees brustle when we talk.
I'll be sure to keep all of these things in mind. Anything more specific, I'll probably just end up asking Unreal for help with. You know, to be honest, based on Unreal, I thought all of the Clocks were similar to him, but this is most definitely not the case. He's actually just a really silly guy.
Quote from: Tesseract;1844929I'll be sure to keep all of these things in mind. Anything more specific, I'll probably just end up asking Unreal for help with. You know, to be honest, based on Unreal, I thought all of the Clocks were similar to him, but this is most definitely not the case. He's actually just a really silly guy.
You have not even BEGUN to grasp the silliness of the clock crew.
Quote from: Uncle Toni;1844931Thank you for reporting him, we shall have him banned immediately. I shall not tolerate silliness in my Clock Crew!
Oh, rats, he's not going to be pleased. He loves this place.
Well, I think this introductory forum has run its course, I believe I'm ready to immerse myself in the revelry that is ClockCrew.cc
ITT passive aggressive bitching in some poor kid's intro thread
dont be knockin da dragonball z hentai man thats goin too far
i fucking hate everyone you should all die GUYS I WAS JOKING CALM DOWN
Quote from: Uncle Toni;1844950ushanka could you please be more respectful of clam he's a senior after all
Oh sorry my mistake, i forgot how he joined in 2002 before the site was set up.
everybody who joined before 2005 is a stuffy old man
everybody who joined after 2005 is a noob
2005 was the best year 05 clocks repreSENT!
Quote from: clammo;1844947i think the double post was a dead giveaway but i dunno maybe i should have posted dragonball z hentai
plz post some its not for me its for a friend
2005 WAS THE WORST YEAR!
imo the clock crew starting going downhill around 07-02-2003
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844956plz post some its not for me its for a friend
pm me your credit card info and I'll give you access to my paysite
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844959pm me your credit card info and I'll give you access to my paysite
i dont have a creditcard im only 12
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844960i dont have a creditcard im only 12
tell your mom its for a premium neopets account. She knows how much you love your shoyru and need to buy plenty of neo-shekels to doll it up.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844961tell your mom its for a premium neopets account. She knows how much you love your shoyru and need to buy plenty of neo-shekels to doll it up.

NIGGA I GOT PLENTY OF NEOPOINTZ
I'm glad Tesseract got such a good example of average Clock Crew posting in his own intro thread.
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844968
NIGGA I GOT PLENTY OF NEOPOINTZ
lmao what the hell
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844973lmao what the hell
look at the sign up date brah, i did that shit 10 years ago, literally 10 years ago in 2001
im still rich so yeah my mom wont fall for that excuse!
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1844974look at the sign up date brah, i did that shit 10 years ago, literally 10 years ago in 2001
Gnorbus were released in 2006 you liar you have been playing hardcore for years. Hustling preteens out of their neopoints to support your aisha's neocrack addiction.
WOAH YOU ARE RICH, wanna gimme ur neopoints? i want a magical chia pop
dude your neopet is dying what the fucking fuck
some fucking fat bitch stole my neopets account cause i broke up with her in 5th grade godammnit
i'm gonna try and get it back now
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1844977Gnorbus were released in 2006 you liar you have been playing hardcore for years. Hustling preteens out of their neopoints to support your aisha's neocrack addiction.
He also has a 2009, 2010 and 2011 Altador Cup trophy.
oh dang this thread is reminding me when the intro forum used to be my favorite forum.
also hi brainclock. we used to have several different catchphrases for welcoming new people but i forgot all of them.
also don't set yourself on fire? something to that extent. anyway make yourself at home buddy.
I once read the Tesseract for school, it was shit.
Well, to everyone that welcomed me, uh, thank you! And I'll be definitely sure not to catch myself on fire. Also, I'm pretty sure the Tesseract isn't a book, but, uh, yeah.
Quote from: Tesseract;1845049Well, to everyone that welcomed me, uh, thank you! And I'll be definitely sure not to catch myself on fire. Also, I'm pretty sure the Tesseract isn't a book, but, uh, yeah.
I think our new friend is basing his clockname off of a wrinkle in time.
Yes, I named myself after a four-dimensional object. It's like the fourth dimension's version of a cube.
Quote from: Tesseract;1845056Yes, I named myself after a four-dimensional object. It's like the fourth dimension's version of a cube.
yes i am aware what a tesseract is. I'm pretty sure there is/was a hypercubeclock which is pretty much the same thing.
Quote from: PirateClock;1845060yes i am aware what a tesseract is. I'm pretty sure there is/was a hypercubeclock which is pretty much the same thing.
yeah this was already discussed
hes brainclock now
Quote from: miraclep00t;1845063yeah this was already discussed
hes brainclock now
also taken but whatever
Yes, we already talked about this, that's why I changed to BrainClock, because nobody had taken that, yet. I was beat to the punch. Wait, I didn't see anyone named BrainClock, and nobody else said anything about one.
http://brainclock.newgrounds.com/
not very active though (read: a worthless shit) so you can take it far as i am concerned.
Well, I guess, since a Super Moderator says it's okay, then I'm alright with it.
Quote from: PirateClock;1845068http://brainclock.newgrounds.com/
not very active though (read: a worthless shit) so you can take it far as i am concerned.
huh
i just figured it wasnt taken
cableshaft was pretty close to stealing it
nobody said anything then
when there was a big ass poll about it
we had a lobeclock in 2004 he was a brain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote from: Slurpee;1845087we had a lobeclock in 2004 he was a brain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
butt did he have a nice hat?
Quote from: UnrealClock;1845088
butt did he have a nice hat?
debate over unreal wins
Despite their lack of worth, any one that creates a clock identity is forever in the registry (if remembered).
pick something else, brain is taken.
You can be Grade A+ Clock
you should be buttplugclock what an amazing name i can't believe no one has taken this amazing name yet
Medula Oblongota Clock
Be Brain in a Jar.
You can make awesome Young Frankenstein refrences
Well, if I can't be BrainClock, I'll just be SmartClock, I suppose.
holla holla get dolla
Eh, whatever, I'm going to be BrainClock. I've already done enough with the name, such as make a Collab, make a flash animation, etc.
hauntedbrainclock
Quote from: clockradioclock;1845304hauntedbrainclock
I'd rather not be any kind of Haunted clock, especially not a haunted sandwich of any kind.
/thread.
be daikonclock
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Be PaintBrush, that isn't taken yet
:v
Quote from: Blobert;1845520Be PaintBrush, that isn't taken yet
:v
you cheeky bastard