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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:40:21 PM

Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:40:21 PM
why are my avatar and username different
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
it is not even mothers' day
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:40:42 PM
what did i do
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:40:52 PM
(to deserve this)
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
rip deejay sven
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:41:23 PM
what is this some kind of
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
SICK JOKE
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: RobClock on September 03, 2011, 08:41:32 PM
EnglishClock's super fun thread
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:41:45 PM
well fuck you man i'm hip to your game
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:42:02 PM
thinking you can just
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:42:17 PM
CHANGE MY SHIT
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:42:40 PM
in light of new information I probably asked for it
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:42:56 PM
but I was young and foolish
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:43:19 PM
now look at me
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
i'm a mother's day-loving motherfucker
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
children i hope you have learned a lesson from my mistake
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:44:57 PM
and i hope that the memory my overexcited smile and bright multicolored flowers will steer you away from the kind of irresponsible decisions i have made
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:45:14 PM
mom i'm sorry i disappointed you
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:45:29 PM
i know you wouldn't want to see me like this
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
and i know it must hurt to be away from me
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:45:57 PM
but trust me
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
it's for the best
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:46:36 PM
i only push away because i love you
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:46:55 PM
and i don't want to hurt you anymore
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
but if you think about it this isn't really my fault at all
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:47:28 PM
it was just a matter of being in the wrong place
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:47:38 PM
at the wrong time
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Robfire on September 03, 2011, 08:47:55 PM
happy m0th day to you too
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:48:23 PM
and if it hadn't been for englishclock, things never would have turned out this way
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:48:48 PM
but if it hadn't been for englishclock, i never would have learned this valuable lesson
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:49:11 PM
so it's kind of a mixed blessing i guess
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:49:33 PM
i am going to drown my sorrows in a bowl of mixed nuts
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:50:07 PM
this bowl contains:

cashews

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thenutfactory.com%2Fphotos%2Fnuts-cashews-splits-ns.jpg&hash=0fa93d4e61959af91fecabfd0232f534920c441e)
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:50:59 PM
brazil nuts

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iibc.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F%2F2010%2F04%2F041610_1840_BrazilNuts1.jpg&hash=76350255682b4400f34094851ff5202763289045)

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F41781000%2Fjpg%2F_41781910_brazil_fans416.jpg&hash=16b8625116fff7f8914b9ef38854b38a5a133fbc)
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:51:34 PM
peanuts

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thenutfactory.com%2Fphotos%2Fnuts-peanuts-blanched-ns.JPG&hash=64941cb518298ab7a6f5733cbb735c0a06a33a90)
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:52:11 PM
almonds

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefatlossauthority.com%2Ffat_loss_tips%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2Falmond-calories.jpg&hash=5758c4ecec182fd71198775ee87b846c0a2544be)
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:52:35 PM
those are all the ones i recognize
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:52:51 PM
to tell the truth though it's mostly cashews
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:53:02 PM
and i think that's bullshit
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:53:17 PM
cashews are a fucking bullshit nut, okay
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Robfire on September 03, 2011, 08:53:24 PM
y u no hazelnut
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:53:28 PM
are they even a nut
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:53:40 PM
hold on let me consult wikipedia
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
well i guess it is a nut
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:54:36 PM
but it doesn't deserve to be one
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:55:00 PM
i have never seen a nut less deserving of nut status than the cashew
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:55:14 PM
have you ever been to like
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:55:24 PM
a gas station
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:56:11 PM
and in there they got like one dingy looking mostly empty candy machine
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:56:31 PM
where the profits go to muscular dystrophy or something
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:56:51 PM
one of em is invariably peanut m&ms,
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:57:03 PM
you got your mike and ikes,
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:57:22 PM
and some fucken pulverized cashews.
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:57:36 PM
cashew dust.
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:57:50 PM
and the sorry broken pieces of cashew carcasses.
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
this is what i think of when i think of cashews
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:58:29 PM
they're low class
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:58:48 PM
and you wonder, how long have they been in there?
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:59:02 PM
peanut m&ms are good for a while.
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:59:30 PM
people will probably still buy mike and ikes so long as they're not stuck to the candy machine.
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 08:59:54 PM
but who eats fucking cashews from the candy machine
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:00:17 PM
i'll tell you who
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:00:28 PM
slowpokes
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:00:34 PM
losers
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:00:55 PM
people who got there after all the mike and ikes and peanut m&ms were already et
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:01:28 PM
cashews: the third place of ancient snack foods
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:01:43 PM
(third place is last place)
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:01:54 PM
this guy in my avatar
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
when i look at his mouth all wide open like that
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:02:26 PM
i can practically smell the cashews on his breath
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:02:53 PM
you will note that all the flowers are leaning away
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:03:04 PM
they can't handle that
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:03:14 PM
they can't take the HEAT
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:03:25 PM
so they best stay out the KITCHEN
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:03:51 PM
and if I ever catch that englishclock in my kitchen
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:04:02 PM
well,
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:04:14 PM
i don't have a kitchen but IF I HAD ONE
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:04:37 PM
i'd probably still ask if he wanted anything to drink
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
just because someone BETRAYED YOUR TRUST doesn't mean you can't still be civil
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:05:33 PM
but i bet you can guess what would be in the bowl on the table
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:05:48 PM
time's up
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:06:00 PM
the answer is cashews
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
because that's what's gonna be left when i'm done eating every other kind of nut in this here bowl
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:06:44 PM
i've already had my pride stomped on today
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:07:02 PM
i don't need cashews to make it worse
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
i am clinging to the few shreds of my dignity that remain
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:07:33 PM
but perhaps
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:08:08 PM
that englishclock could stand a taste of his own medicine
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:08:22 PM
we'll sit down and talk
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:08:33 PM
mano a mano
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:08:50 PM
me and that englishclock and that bowl of cashews
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:09:08 PM
and sooner or later he'll crack
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:09:17 PM
he'll get hungry
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:09:36 PM
you can't sit staring at a bowl of nuts for that long and just ignore it
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:10:08 PM
and when englishclock raises his hand from the table to take some nuts
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:10:27 PM
i will watch the movement intently
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:11:02 PM
i will have my revenge as englishclock succumbs to the same bowl of cashews that he has so unmercifully forced upon me
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:11:23 PM
only then will this score be settled
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:11:56 PM
only then can i finally begin to rebuild my entire life FROM SCRATCH
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: VCRClock on September 03, 2011, 09:12:11 PM
i just hope englishclock isn't allergic to cashews
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Thor on September 04, 2011, 04:40:36 AM
so did anybody mention yet that i am a giant butt who enjoys licking other butts?
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Thor on September 04, 2011, 04:47:45 AM
no way I'm reading this whole thread to find out
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: EnglishClock on September 04, 2011, 06:30:29 AM
PLEASE TELL ME MORE
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Thor on September 04, 2011, 05:09:10 PM
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Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Kombucha on September 04, 2011, 05:10:14 PM
It's true.
Title: my avatar and username are different
Post by: Kodiakclock on September 04, 2011, 10:32:55 PM
casjews AMIRITE
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